wild milk @_wildmilk Twitter profile

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@_wildmilk

6 years

The most underrated Tik Tok category is when couples who are divorcing or whatever make sentimental vids about it...like imagine you’ve tearfully asked ur husband for a divorce, dropped the kids off @ ur parents, & go online to see your husband posting this on an app for 12 y/o’s

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Dear hiring managers, AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IS NOT AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IF IT REQUIRES THREE TO FIVE YEARS OF PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE. You are either, A. Taking advantage of someone w experience by paying them an entry level salary or B. Have worms eating your brain

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6 years

My friend and I got our fake ID’s taken by a bouncer and we blackmailed him to get them back bc we knew he was banging one of our underage friends and letting her in He messaged us on FB saying, “you’re really gonna ruin my life over a fake ID?” Us: ........yes

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3 years

lmaooo this was a legitimate email my sister sent to a college professor when she forgot to submit a paper whilst drunk at a darty. like can you imagine reading this with sober eyes????

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@_wildmilk

5 years

girls who wore converse with their prom dresses.... what were you trying to prove?

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1 year

you have to be so deep in the trenches of the internet to fully appreciate this glass jars rolling down stairs as succession characters

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@_wildmilk

5 years

remember when i just started dating my bf and i was trying to bond with his younger siblings so I asked them if they were excited to visit Florida but it turns out the trip was actually santa’s surprise for them and i ruined Christmas for the entire family :)

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5 years

@gossipbabies @playnikes no, spouses are always the first suspect in these instances. Best to maintain an appearance of dishevelment until you’re cleared of wrongdoing.

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5 years

i think the most on brand thing I’ve done is when I was too afraid to quit my job @ edible arrangements, i just stopped showing up & told the manager that my parents sent me to rehab

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3 years

@gracecamille_ no such thing as an innocent man

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2 years

the girl sitting next to me on this plane has watched me view my own insta story roughly 47 times

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3 years

the follow up email just didn’t help at all

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3 years

we couldn’t find the reply from the prof bc these were just screenshots she had saved from 2016, but to her recollection, the prof accepted the paper and she received an A and lived happily ever after

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3 years

to clarify for the folks watching at home; - she already had the paper written, she just forgot to submit - she said that once she got home, passed out, woke up & realized her dreadful mistake, she sent ANOTHER email apologizing & asking the prof to disregard the prior emails

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6 years

This is actually sad tho :/ hope she comes back bro

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6 years

The fucking song....

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5 years

imagine rolling up to the american girl doll play date with fuckin Samantha Parkington, the victorian-era doll, when all your friends had the cute modern ones... yeah, id say ive faced some adversity in my life

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6 years

I’m no lawyer but you might need that for the divorce filing

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5 years

my professional version of this tweet for LinkedIn

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2 years

crying at this tweet lineup lmao

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6 years

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5 years

my work gave my 5’4” ass the leftover exercise ball no one wanted lmao I feel like spongebob riding that boulder

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6 years

The divorce filing.. come on

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5 years

@chunkyFilagf girls who wore converse for pics were on some demi lavato camp rock shit

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3 years

@JObenthehaus the only lesson that profs who would never except late work taught me is that you will encounter ppl in the real world that are giant bitch babies & sometimes they have authority over you

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6 years

Im here for the dramatic ring tosses

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5 years

should I... a) respect my body & health and stay in tonight Or b) absolutely chokeslam my immune system by going out & consuming rum & cokes until 2am

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1 year

@JohnRintz you’re off your rocker

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3 years

a lot of “bed frame this” and “bed frame that” discourse & not enough of “off topic but you’re gorgeous” discourse…….. really says a lot about society

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6 years

@literalbasterd I’ll take suck my entire ass for $800 as well, Alex.

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4 years

my wiener dog is operating at a lethal capacity

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4 years

@JackWilliamRtF she also has a poetry book called ‘Adultolescence’ that is just as cringe

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3 years

ur in her dms im at spooky island investigating a series of paranormal incidents

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3 years

khloe kardashian is still the most relatable kardashian bc i too will do everything but leave a man

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6 years

If you’re unable to pick up on context clues, underage = not able to get in to a bar // over the age of 18

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@_wildmilk

5 years

you’d think this was a national disaster by the way this is worded.... all they need to do to endure this uncomfortable situation is leave.. like just walk out of the store and go home lmao

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@huntersowards3

5 years

Terrible video but had to share. Employees handing out chips. Starbucks handing out drinks. Customers offering their baskets to strangers trying to hold all of their items. Sometimes the most uncomfortable situations can actually bring out the best of human nature. #targetdown

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6 years

Today I had lunch with my boss and she was like what are you gonna order & im like I think I’ll order the prosciutto flatbread & she’s like you can eat that? & I’m like yeah? I’m vegetarian not vegan and she’s like prosciutto is ham you dumb bitch

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5 years

Is she okay? her unwavering eye contact is signaling that her life may be in peril

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3 years

the irs will not break me

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6 years

nursing students are the crossfitters of college I will not be reading replies at this time

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3 years

True Life: Paying For My Own Drinks Tn Would Be a Crime

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@_wildmilk

4 years

im losing my mind over this influencer photoshopping her legs to be this fuckin long.... L O S I N G IT ! ! !

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@_wildmilk

5 years

my boyfriend and I just realized that the town we booked an Airbnb in is a mormon polygamous cult town lmao we gonna die for sure

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@_wildmilk

2 years

every balenciaga runway show looks like big foot training

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@_wildmilk

5 years

Also, if anyone has any connections/ open positions for a political science/legal studies grad with PR/Comms experience, please reach out!

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@_wildmilk

6 years

The worst burn I have ever been on the receiving end of was when I was with a group of people & someone asked me if I was a natural blonde & before I could even answer a guy I had JUST MET said, “are you kidding? Look at her roots” ....he did not have to hurt my feelings so hard

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@_wildmilk

4 years

men don’t deserve to have their names in my phone, everyone is a ten digit number until proven otherwise

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@_wildmilk

5 years

@chunkyFilagf a practical and functional approach.. i applaud

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@_wildmilk

6 years

On all levels, including physical, i am an idiot

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2 years

opened an old journal I had and found my diary entries from when covid hit lmaoooo i fr thought i was in my anne frank era

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@_wildmilk

5 years

127K likes...36.4K RT’s.... and not one single job offer. smh

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@_wildmilk

5 years

@aliruch @JennaLauren13 This is true & a well documented phenomenon! I’ve linked a good article on it below :)

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@_wildmilk

3 years

1 twitter like or follow is worth 5x more than an insta like/follow and 10x more than a tiktok like/follow. not going to elaborate further.

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@_wildmilk

7 years

“Drunk words are sober thoughts” ........... I am not, nor have I ever been, affiliated with the drunk bitch that is my black out self.

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6 years

@badbicth06 That would 1000% reaffirm my decision

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A guy slid into my DM’s offering to pay me $50 per dirty sock pair and now he’s ghosting me.... why does god hate me

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@_wildmilk

3 years

just realized i licked the envelopes of my holiday cards whilst actively infected w covid…… how biological terrorist of me

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@_wildmilk

5 years

my beautiful boy who shits on the rug sometimes 🌞

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@_wildmilk

6 years

Wearing some funky pants at work today and not ONE (1) coworker has complimented me on them.......... happy Friday my ass, i’m putting in my two weeks

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2 years

this is my favorite TikTok comment to date

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6 years

@johnspriggz @DJ_brown_town That’ll be me in like 10 years tbh

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2 years

@skatie420 if i crashed my car into a bridge I personally would really care.. probably wouldn’t watch it and let it burn but that’s just me

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1 year

@ellebeecher queen shit 😤

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@_wildmilk

3 years

i met a big tiktoker at a wedding & she took my phone and secretly followed herself AND her boyfriend on insta and neither followed me back.. i can’t imagine how disturbed the people in LA are after experiencing this microcosm of influencer culture

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@_wildmilk

5 years

everyone wearing a matching fit w their dolls & i gotta pull up to the function like this...

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5 years

@edible dm

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im 22 and just realized that it’s Pay Per View not Paper View..so in other non surprising news I’m actually an idiot

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5 years

nose jobs should be considered a universal human right

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3 years

power stances only 😤

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@_wildmilk

5 years

im opening up a restaurant where the concept is that servers and bartenders are allowed, nay, encouraged to square up with asshole customers

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@_wildmilk

4 years

as if being stuck in our apartments all day for five weeks straight wasn’t bad enough my apartment building has decided to start collectively banging on pots and pans for SEVEN MINUTES STRAIGHT EVERY DAY

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4 years

@bocxtop if u dont buy him backyardigans i will

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@_wildmilk

5 years

every guys persuasive speech in high school: my name is um.. Jake and i think um marijuana should be legal *snickers to three friends in the front row* because uh.. *checks 3x5 notecard* uh because marijuana can help with some medical conditions, in this speech i will..

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@_wildmilk

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nuva rings are just silly bands for vaginas. i will not be reading replies at this time

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3 years

new fit

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3 years

just saw a job listing that cited “monthly virtual happy hours” as a reason to work there……… had to block them on LinkedIn just to be safe

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3 years

yea im employed

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2 years

But in a play for power she cut her breakfast sandwich in half before eating it… going to be a close competition

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@_wildmilk

5 years

lmao im eating grapes in my cubicle and ive now dropped two grapes that have rolled under the cubicle into neighboring cubicles like do i say something?? so srry sir I believe my grape has rolled into your workspace.. if u could just roll it back, that’d be gr8

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@_wildmilk

6 years

Men are trash across the board, but an overlooked trash quality they have is their inability to edit instagrams...Like why does your insta look like you took it with a Motorola razr and edited it on Microsoft Paint?

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unvaccinated ppl getting upset about the threat of another lockdown

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@_wildmilk

5 years

my LinkedIn profile: - BA degree in political science/legal studies - Currently employed by Fortune 50 company - Volunteer with an environmental legislative lobby group - multiple published articles my LinkedIn recommended jobs: floor sales associate at Bath & Body Works

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seeing or hearing “it’s the _____ for me” invokes a primal rage inside of me

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5 years

WOMEN ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SENSELESS AND VIOLENT ACTS COMMITTED BY MEN

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5 years

my boyfriend is so precious, he really found a wild pearl in an oyster and his first thought was to make it into a necklace for me.. I don’t deserve this man 🥺

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@_wildmilk

6 years

@oliviasolon I must warn you..... TikTok is Pandora’s box.. proceed with the greatest caution

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4 years

MUA’s... this is not the move

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1 year

@SamDrinksBeers no I’m convinced this was made specifically for me to see & enjoy with every fiber of my being

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@_wildmilk

5 years

a guy wanted pics of my feet with my face & when i said that would cost more, he said “sorry I’m not comfortable with more” BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im not comfortable with you jacking off to my face yet here we are

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@rec_dougs This is incredible

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the night before thanksgiving is the super bowl for mf’s who never left their hometown

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5 years

@sarah_violaa just eat McDonald’s like the rest of us damn

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@ryanlavalleee @BigTucsonDad there is no way that treasure trail isn’t photoshopped

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@_wildmilk

5 years

what are people who repost their own birthday wishes on their insta story trying to prove??? that they have friends?? that people care about their existence?? can’t relate but go off sis

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