Most fraternal films:
1. Animal House
2. Old School
3. Surf’s Up (chicken joe steez)
4. Rango
5. Wolf Of Wall Street
6. Boogie Nights
7. Fight Club
8. Anchorman
9. Pineapple Express
10. Wall E
Yes, I fucking know ball.
“Yeah there’s like this thing called the burnerverse filled with a bunch of SEC fraternity guys and I’m kinda famous on it, I’m talking about WELL over 200 followers. I’m considered kinda important I swear.”
TOP 10 COLLEGE QBS EVER:
1. Johnny Football
2. Cam Newton
3. Tim Tebow
4. Joe Burrow
5. Lamar Jackson
6. Baker Mayfield
7. Vince Young
8. Tommie Frazier
9. Deshaun Watson
10. Mike Vick
This may ruffle some feathers.
As I spend my final night in edge west, here are some stats:
Beers drank: 328
Darts smoked: 113
Broads slept with: enough
Puked in bathtub: 5
Holes (big) made in wall: 18
did the dishes: 7
washed my sheets: 11
Hours spent on balcony: 451
Memories: countless.
Thanks edge west.
Have a beer. Have 2. Have 6. Talk to that girl. Haze that pledge. Run up that bar tab. Puke in that Uber. Make some shitty frozen food. The world is yours.
I NEED A COLD BEER AND A ZYN NEAR A BODY OF WATER. I NEED A COLD BEER AND A ZYN NEAR A BODY OF WATER. I NEED A COLD BEER AND A ZYN NEAR A BODY OF WATER. I NEED A COLD BEER AND A ZYN NEAR A BODY OF WATER. I NEED A COLD BEER AND A ZYN NEAR A BODY OF WATER.
Plan for today:
1. Embezzle from my fraternity
2. Get a bag
3. Light-to-severe liquor hazing
4. 5-7 beers, followed by 6 mixed drinks and 3 shots.
5. Call ex girlfriend (I know you know about my burner please take me back)
Too many backwards hats on campus today. Get out of my snow globe you Yankee fucks. If you’re from New Jersey go back. I fucking hate you all, I’m honestly enraged typing this right now. I fucking hate northerners.
Yay. 400 followers. 400 degenerate, stimulant abusing, drunk ex calling, Hoe scaring, Smathers and Branson buying, Yankee hating, chapter card embezzling morons.
Drink 12 beers. I don’t care that it’s Sunday. Call that ex. I don’t care that it’s Sunday.
Absolutely ecstatic to do list today:
- First house lunch back with the boys
- give a pledge a gold 4Loko (shotgun mandatory)
- Snap a girl who wants nothing to do with me a picture of my dog (opened 4m ago)
-rot on reels
-watch Adam Sandler movie
No way man you’re from Atlanta? And you do bag? And you’re a business major? And you’re in a fraternity? And you listen to jam? Man there is no one like you in the SEC at all!
Most Fraternal Footwear:
- New Balance 574, 990, or 993
- Rainbow Flops
- Reef Flops (bottle opener is frat as fuck)
- Birkenstock Clogs (I know you smoke weed bro)
- any on cloud variant
- ultra boost (I understand it’s no longer 2019 but what they did for the culture)
Nicotine to do list:
Wake up and shower (zyn)
Hit house lunch with the brothers (1-2 cigs afterward)
Homework on balcony (2 cigs during)
Rot on couch (zyn)
House dinner (cig afterward)
Bar for wells Wednesday (idk how many cigs I’ll have here but presumably a lot)
First thing I saw on IG this morning was a girl who I sold the bag with. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.
12:30 Marketing class was unlike any class I’ve ever been in, walked in a professor is bumping the chili peppers , easily 35+ burners and could make a strong argument for there being more cablz than daily drills but it was close, felt like a typical frat party in class.