Bradderall Jenkins @stimmyaddict Twitter profile

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

3 months

I may be a fucking horrible human with no sense of moral direction, but at least I’m not a sigma chi

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

Uh oh.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

11 days

Worst classes: -8ams ANY DAY -any afternoon lecture on Wednesday Thursday or Friday -all labs -classes with no broads -public speaking Thanks.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

2 months

Most fraternal films: 1. Animal House 2. Old School 3. Surf’s Up (chicken joe steez) 4. Rango 5. Wolf Of Wall Street 6. Boogie Nights 7. Fight Club 8. Anchorman 9. Pineapple Express 10. Wall E Yes, I fucking know ball.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

28 days

“Yeah there’s like this thing called the burnerverse filled with a bunch of SEC fraternity guys and I’m kinda famous on it, I’m talking about WELL over 200 followers. I’m considered kinda important I swear.”

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

28 days

I fucking hate blacks and love blow.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

11 days

@PriceCards Me if I was retarded

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

26 days

“At the sig house” are you fucking kidding me bro 😭

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

@ballhazeme18 This is an ex wife from pledgeship. Thank you for your concern, -Brad

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

@LieutenantLuck I’m chillin we argued and I denied it

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

TOP 10 COLLEGE QBS EVER: 1. Johnny Football 2. Cam Newton 3. Tim Tebow 4. Joe Burrow 5. Lamar Jackson 6. Baker Mayfield 7. Vince Young 8. Tommie Frazier 9. Deshaun Watson 10. Mike Vick This may ruffle some feathers.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

25 days

Taking everything in me to not line them up right now.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

2 months

I just wanna haze

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

26 days

What y’all know about the jumbo womps with a handle? Fucking nothing.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

12 days

If you live in Auburn, you understand how big this is for the culture.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

11 days

Burner pledge is unreal. Go clean the house bitch.

General Geeb

@GeebGeneral420

11 days

This bitches son didn’t even die from hazing. Why are we all still here

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

2 months

Booze to go?

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

2 months

We mourn his loss. Arguably the greatest burner ever. RIPM (Rest In Peter Millar)

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

11 days

I’ve been shitting in the guest bathroom of my house because I feel as though it doesn’t get enough love. Thoughts on this?

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

2 months

@ErnestPowers76 Rise of Thadland is very fraternal, but is not objectively funnier or more chill than any of these films. Thanks, Brad

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

9 days

Having your fraternity letters in your bio is cringe tbh

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

11 days

@spaniardlibtard I go to auburn. No hoes are in PS

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

As I spend my final night in edge west, here are some stats: Beers drank: 328 Darts smoked: 113 Broads slept with: enough Puked in bathtub: 5 Holes (big) made in wall: 18 did the dishes: 7 washed my sheets: 11 Hours spent on balcony: 451 Memories: countless. Thanks edge west.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

10 days

My dog is about to be so fucking old row.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

10 days

Can’t even haze this semester. The left won.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

2 months

@LeeFairchildAU Sigma Chi pledgeship allegedly involves naked shower shotguns….. word comes from a reliable source.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

@Americooper I’m going to fuck your mom and send you a video

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

9 days

“Happy 3 ❤️” we fucked last week and you fail to mention your Pi Kapp boyfriend?

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

Have a beer. Have 2. Have 6. Talk to that girl. Haze that pledge. Run up that bar tab. Puke in that Uber. Make some shitty frozen food. The world is yours.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

22 days

New bag man tonight. Could be fent. If this is it I love you all.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

24 days

Should get us through the afternoon.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

I NEED A COLD BEER AND A ZYN NEAR A BODY OF WATER. I NEED A COLD BEER AND A ZYN NEAR A BODY OF WATER. I NEED A COLD BEER AND A ZYN NEAR A BODY OF WATER. I NEED A COLD BEER AND A ZYN NEAR A BODY OF WATER. I NEED A COLD BEER AND A ZYN NEAR A BODY OF WATER.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

27 days

So excited to steal beer from my fraternity again.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

25 days

Tuesday to do list: 1. Wear cool t shirt 2. 7-12 beers 3. Manipulate ex girlfriend 4. Get bag 5. If still coherent, redownload tinder Thanks.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

10 days

Such shitty nicotine pouch selection these days I was basically forced to start vaping again. The left will tell you I “relapsed”

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

2 months

@petermillarpaul This shit sucks nigga

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

22 days

Plan for today: 1. Embezzle from my fraternity 2. Get a bag 3. Light-to-severe liquor hazing 4. 5-7 beers, followed by 6 mixed drinks and 3 shots. 5. Call ex girlfriend (I know you know about my burner please take me back)

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

15 days

Too many backwards hats on campus today. Get out of my snow globe you Yankee fucks. If you’re from New Jersey go back. I fucking hate you all, I’m honestly enraged typing this right now. I fucking hate northerners.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

Wow the hangover was worse AFTER I went back to bed. This one’s gonna be tough…..

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

13 days

Yay. 400 followers. 400 degenerate, stimulant abusing, drunk ex calling, Hoe scaring, Smathers and Branson buying, Yankee hating, chapter card embezzling morons. Drink 12 beers. I don’t care that it’s Sunday. Call that ex. I don’t care that it’s Sunday.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

11 days

@JackMehoff87252 WHAT SCHOOL

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

16 days

Two kids dropped after the first night. Absolute pussies. I hope they enjoy geedhood.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

24 days

Absolutely ecstatic to do list today: - First house lunch back with the boys - give a pledge a gold 4Loko (shotgun mandatory) - Snap a girl who wants nothing to do with me a picture of my dog (opened 4m ago) -rot on reels -watch Adam Sandler movie

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

11 days

Just a great lineup this afternoon.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

YOU CANNOT TAKE THIS FROM ME TOO.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

28 days

Got in the shower with my clothes on last night. Called her. She told me to go fuck myself. Not. Ideal.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

2 months

Hello sharks. I am asking for one billion dollars so I can rot and not have to take managerial accounting. Thanks.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

15 days

Buddy of mine went to a gentleman’s club. Comes home talking about “she was all over me and invited me back” who’s gonna tell him that’s her job 😭

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

17 days

Double cupped at formal rush. Thanks.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

13 days

No way man you’re from Atlanta? And you do bag? And you’re a business major? And you’re in a fraternity? And you listen to jam? Man there is no one like you in the SEC at all!

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

WORST FRATERNITIES EVER: Sigma Chi (End of list)

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

9 days

Can’t wait to shame the pledge from New Jersey tonight.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

27 days

Yep.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

15 days

Why do school shooters never shoot up a rival school? If I was schizophrenic and we lost by 40 to the school down the road idk mannnnnnn

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

12 days

Ball knowers unite for Monica Monday.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

23 days

code red at my rush event right now (there’s a black kid here)

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

17 days

Anyways… skybar tn?

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

12 days

Most Fraternal Footwear: - New Balance 574, 990, or 993 - Rainbow Flops - Reef Flops (bottle opener is frat as fuck) - Birkenstock Clogs (I know you smoke weed bro) - any on cloud variant - ultra boost (I understand it’s no longer 2019 but what they did for the culture)

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

9 days

Hawk Tuah girl would be an Auburn DZ who works door at 17. Thanks.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

10 days

Nicotine to do list: Wake up and shower (zyn) Hit house lunch with the brothers (1-2 cigs afterward) Homework on balcony (2 cigs during) Rot on couch (zyn) House dinner (cig afterward) Bar for wells Wednesday (idk how many cigs I’ll have here but presumably a lot)

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

28 days

No worse person than a fucking hick geed at the bar

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

18 days

Steph curry gets paid 48mil to bang out 3s and @EricWompman does it for free. Unreal.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

15 days

I don’t want a Christian perfect southern girl. I want a congressman’s daughter with a coke habit.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

27 days

First thing I saw on IG this morning was a girl who I sold the bag with. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

26 days

New idea: Addict pledge. Tries a new drug every day until he develops a crippling addiction to one of them.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

9 days

This sums up the entirety of the Mets organization. Hawk Tuah press conference.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

People I’d wanna have a beer with: Anthony Bourdain Tom Brady George Harrison Jerry Garcia Prince Johnny Manziel All of Motley Crue Chris Heyn Jr.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

18 days

Leaving your ex a drunk voicemail is a lost art.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

16 days

When am I gonna be the guy with the hot SEC girlfriend. WHEN.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

20 days

If you are any of the above: -black -pike -north of the mason-dixie line -geed -liberal Go ahead and unfollow me, Thanks.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

10 days

What’s everyone’s social security number? Just seeing how similar they are to mine lol 413-56-5402

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

12 days

I miss Larry dumpsac

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

2 months

People who do shrooms are so much worse than people who do coke (me)

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

16 days

@bin612enjoyer sigma pi specialty

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

Newest aquisition. (Supply Chain Management Major) (Applied for a Google Internship)

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

10 days

Minimum of 16 “damn she’s hot as fuck” Will be slung tonight at southeastern bar and grille.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

10 days

How did we as humans even tolerate charging before the fast charger?

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

2 months

I think 3rd base is when you’re able to whip out the bag in front of her.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

Gonna start calling animal control on you fucks who do whippets.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

22 days

I just wanna pop a Xanax, get a halfway decent handjob, and watch James Harden 2019 ISO highlights.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

21 days

Wouldn’t wish this nightmare two man on anyone.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

21 days

I feel significantly less handsome without my sunglasses around my neck.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

12 days

Back in the lab. Yankee style.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

25 days

Horrible tweet.

mark slader AU

@markS1253223

25 days

Had a good night, few to many beers, hazed probably across the line, 4-0 in beer die 😃 what’s new

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

28 days

Racked as fuck in a Kia soul

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

19 days

Do NOT tell me how my ex is doing unless that whore died.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

29 days

Gonna go to lost in da sauce just to feel something

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

This is the year I lock in on school and finding a wife. I’m hungover on a Wednesday morning and starting drinking at 11:07am.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

13 days

Fuck you yankees.

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

1 month

Baby Name Ideas: Boy LeBron Girl LeBronette Non-Binary TheyBron Transgender 2010 LeBron (The Decision)

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

20 days

@gr8g0oglymo0gly Bro they did NOT have a good class. (My ex is a zeta and I hate her) (she dates a sigma chi) (she gained 20 pounds after we broke up)

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

11 days

You think the stews have a burner?

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Bradderall Jenkins

@stimmyaddict

18 days

mark slader AU

@markS1253223

18 days

12:30 Marketing class was unlike any class I’ve ever been in, walked in a professor is bumping the chili peppers , easily 35+ burners and could make a strong argument for there being more cablz than daily drills but it was close, felt like a typical frat party in class.

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