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my roommate really just said he boutta last a total of 3 minutes LMFAOOO
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need someone to mansplain to me how this thing is able to float
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The world's largest cruise ship, Icon of the Seas, makes its grand entrance into the Port of Miami.
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give me 30mg adderall and some goggles and i will find the submarine
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@samdoane0 seems believable enough thank u
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i dont want to climb the corporate ladder i want to hang out with my friends
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cant stop crying. never going to recover. there was a bonded pair of cats at the shelter this weekend. their previous owners surrendered them. because they could no longer afford them. and i just checked and someone adopted only one of them.
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my coworker will post himself on instagram smoking the biggest bowl youโ€™ve ever seen and then come into work ten minutes later
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if u dont like spicy food it is time to grow up
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@lomo______ for a million dollars i would ๐Ÿฉท
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dudes will have a tattoo of a rose but never buy they girl flowers
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@wildcatBrodie he is perfect
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why did i assume flights to europe were thousands of dollars. i thought everyone doing euro summer was top baller status
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coachella is a wild concept to me because it seems like a congregation of people who would normally shit on ravers
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if someone in tampa has room for one more boy cat let me know. i would hate to see him in the shelter for any longer
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@indoor_wildling im so sad because its the shy one that was left behind and he must be so sad and confused to be at the shelter in the first place and now his brother is gone
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i get dr*g tested for my new job and theyre gonna find out they hired a horse sos
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6 months
thinking about the tik tok girl who said that we should be able to ask our friends for favors and i absolutely agree. why would i be friends with someone who wouldnt give me a ride somewhere, help me move, take care of my pets while im gone? thats the least id do for my friends
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bitches be like โ€œclub space aint ready for usโ€ like club space has never seen two bitches in shein dresses split a point of molly before
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3 years
my brother just texted me this from the club rn
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i have been having a gigantic existential crisis lately because what are things young adults do to meet new people and have fun that doesnโ€™t include bars or clubs or late nights out
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this text from my boss is reason #6545 as to why i am Quitting My Job
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do u ever just think about how influential skrillex was
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it blows my mind how many people in corporate america consume over 500mg caffeine every day just to sit at a desk and type emails
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5 years
pls stop taking this tweet so seriously it was a big joke obviously not all edm boys headbang
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all edm boys do is headbang and cheat
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they should invent an app where i can livestream parking lots so i can see what the parking situation is looking like before i go somewhere
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2 years
there was a guy who worked at the front desk at my apartment complex and he quit because one of the residents at my building offered him a job at her company, i just ran into him and he told me that she ended up scamming him and he sued her for $10 million and won
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2 years
imagine losing ur friends in the crowd at woodstock โ€˜99
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3 years
i want to know what jobs yall have that allow u to make enough money to go to all of these festivals but also allow u to take all this time off
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u are in your 20s please stop using snapchat as your main form of communication
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pls do not propose to me at an edm dance music event
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i think there should be laws in place as to how much venues can mark up the prices on alcohol because its actually a scam at this point
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damn we used to go to multiple shows a week and it was.......... normal.
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a guy made me a playlist a few months ago titled โ€œheadbangers for lizโ™ฅ๏ธโ€ and i went on spotify today and its now titled โ€œheadbangers for madisonโ™ฅ๏ธโ€ lmao
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2 years
idk who needs to hear this but its ok to be the craziest girl hes ever met
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3 years
babe are u ok youve been listening to a lot of melodic dubstep lately
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3 years
i met a nice guy on friday who likes edm and has a really good job and lives near me and wears earplugs to events and just wants to get to know me better and take me to breakfast but tbh that seems like far too much stability for me
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2 years
SO BASICALLY, EVEN THOUGH HE RELEASED THIS SONG UNDER HIS OWN NAME, HE DIDNโ€™T ACTUALLY MAKE THE SONG AND HE REALLY DIDNโ€™T PAY THE ARTIST WHO MADE IT THAT MUCH MONEY, OR GIVE THEM MUCH CREDIT AT ALL, BUT THE ARTIST WHO MADE IT CANT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY SIGNED THE RIGHTS AWAY
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im done with djs lmfao
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
god gives his toughest k holes to his strongest soldiers
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
1 year
i just watched a drunk girl venmo the bathroom attendant $1000 for finding her ID for her
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
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@randomtut omg thank u
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
4 years
โ€˜say itโ€™ by flume ft. tove lo has to be one of the best songs ever created.
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
festivals are fun until you have to poop with all of your bfs friends in the same hotel room
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
once u stop bringing the hydro pack
@geebstone
Groovemaster Geeb ๐Ÿชฉ ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป
2 years
How many festivals does it take to become a festival vet?
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
tell me this dude has been ran through without telling me this dude has been ran through
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
yโ€™all ever been out on a date and realized ur actually never going out with that mf ever again
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
he spent the entire weekend of lost lands with some girl from edm twitter who lives across the country that hes been talking to the whole time yโ€™all have been talking. they even shared a tent. just focus on yourself sis.
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
4 years
once covid is over i wanna make out with someone while superhuman plays during the slander set at the rave
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
believing excision made all of his music all by himself is literally the equivalent to believing that the kardashians have never gotten plastic surgery
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
going to an afterparty in rave clothes is always so embarrassing why am i walking through a citys downtown in a thong
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
@cantfindlulu i was drinking a whole case of claws a day and thought nothing of it
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
8 months
no deadmau5 used to absolutely cook those poor people ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@czarcruise
Panda Panda Panda ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
8 months
John Summit has really become this era's deadmau5 with all the controversy he's created on EDM Twitter.
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4 years
do yall wear ur pashminas out in public when its chilly
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
5 months
if u played at edc las vegas it is time to upload your set to soundcloud
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 months
i didnt know i could get there for the same cost as a domestic flight
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
1 year
wait. the grown man who built his entire brand around acting like hes still in college is acting immature about a very serious situation? no way
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
5 years
I can finally tweet it
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
excision- โ€œi didnโ€™t use ghost producersโ€ Bass69Fairy420wookqueen- โ€œSEE GUYS I TOLD YOU!!!โ€
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
8 months
boyfriend says i need to stay at work a little longer tomorrow so he has time to set up a valentines day surprise for me. no man is that sweet. i am not stupid. i will be watching the entire apartment through cameras to make sure he is not having any girls over.
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
i always used to think dming girls that their bf was cheating was tacky as hell but im so tempted to out the dude who spent over $500 on dinner as a first date for him and i over the weekend but posted his gf on his insta story today
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
5 months
@bellachaosqueen he was so sweet too, just a little shy :( he is probably so sad and confused without his brother there anymore
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
1 year
@Running11Bar and i have a big job on my hands
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
4 years
excision still does.
@MikeG7_
Mike
4 years
Dudes really used to wear this fit with CONFIDENCE
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
im begging some of u to find a life and hobbies outside of edm
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
6 months
big day for people who put off doing their taxes until the last day
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
5 months
@bitchonabender same im so sad rn
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
@CamTheKicker we r financial analysts i dont know how he forms a thought
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
1 year
why do people push drinking on u so hard even after u say ur not drinking. like why do u even care so much. why do u keep asking me to โ€œjust have oneโ€. what does that do for u. why do u have to ask every ten minutes if im sure i dont want a drink. do u not think its annoying.
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
4 years
dissolve by liquid stranger is not a song it is a journey
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
a bowl that size would put me in the icu
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
i will flat out copy ur entire festival outfit if i like it. consider it a compliment.
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
its ok to go to a festival in outfits that arent brand new
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
7 months
tickets prices for shows have gotten out of control. going to shows has now become a luxury as opposed to a few years ago where local shows were a fun place to meet up with friends on weekends.
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Ayo, the First
7 months
Start a problematic discourse.
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 months
@samdoane0 @wobblymami omg wait ur right
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
they say women are emotional but have u ever seen a man try to handle an adult conversation
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
4 years
are u terrified of getting gas when its dark out or are u a man
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
4 years
i literally did not know that rave stood for radical audio visual experience until this very moment
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
1 year
my favorite part about edm twitter is how u have to be following along closely for the plot to come together in order for it to be mildly funny. like this thing about the guys dad being on the submarine is insane. like what are the odds. but most people will never understand.
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
it has been brought to my attention that rumor has it i hook up with tons of djs and their managers as well the rumors are very true. i have hooked up with your favorite dj (and their manager too) (at the same time).
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
there are only two types of ravers: 1. the ones who have thrown up on the ground at a festival 2. the ones who have not thrown up on the ground at the festival yet
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
u cant always be the prettiest but u can always be the feralest
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๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
1 year
dj announces stadium show in same state that he bashed less than a week ago for having crowds with bad vibes
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
11 months
i wish events didnโ€™t go so late. u can not convince me it is necessary for a headliner for a normal show to go on after one am
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
shes probably sad today u should venmo her to get her nails done
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
please donโ€™t go to a music festival that expects 300,000 people to attend and then complain that it is crowded
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
1 year
when a couple breaks up theres always one of them who is posting up on social media going absolutely insane and the other person is suddenly living on a luxury beach vacation and eating good food and drinking nice drinks
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
having a crush on someone is actually so embarrassing im never doing that again
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
8 months
men used to go to war now they just threaten to make tech house diss tracks
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
body dysmorphia is wild some days u just wake up and ur brain is like yea ur fat and ugly
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
1 year
early in my raving years i was having a full conversation with him at a festival when i was separated from my group and trying to find them. i didnt know who he was until he said something along the lines of โ€œwell, its been nice speaking with you but i have to go play my set nowโ€
@svdden_grant
grant๐Ÿช
1 year
sorry but idgaf which djs youโ€™ve met (unless itโ€™s liquid stranger. in that case i am jealous)
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
even though hes said some terrible things in the past i feel like this is such a well written and genuine apology
Tweet media one
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
every single day i think about the dealer in my city who fully committed to faking his own death because he didnt want to be associated with selling anymore and i was so concerned to hear of his passing that i texted his burner just to check in and he responded instantly ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
2 years
i think im finally starting to develop standards for the first time in my life because i just declined a date with a moderately attractive dj because i think his drinking habits are unattractive to me
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 months
boyfriend is dropping me off at the club for a little while. because he really needs to focus on watching the euros and playing fifa.
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
having parents who fully support you going to festivals and wearing whatever you want >>>>
Tweet media one
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
4 years
how do girls produce amazing instagram content multiple times a week... i get a good photo of myself once every 4 months and even then i still dont know how to edit it
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
1 year
subtonics and level up are being so chill about getting robbed of all their belongings because if something like that happened to me you all would be able to watch me have the biggest meltdown anyones ever seen in real time on ig live
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@edmsillygoose
๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐œ๐š๐ฅ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐› ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ
3 years
do u ever just think about i_o
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