Jesperi Cokeatniemi v3 @Cheesecakeguyv3 Twitter profile

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7 months

I would beat the fucking wheels off this guy if he pulled this shit

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7 months

we got Salt Bae 2 before GTA 6

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Ohtani is definitely just sitting in his room eating sushi and cranking his hog to anime porn right now

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Forgot my zyns at home today this shift has been comparable to what the troops went through at The Battle of the Somme circa 1916

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@nascarvince Lmao shut the fuck up who do you think you are

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7 months

Parents caught me bringing a fat chick home last night (soft 4 at best) and my dad just ridiculed me for it

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9 months

I’ve never texted a guy 16 times in a row at 4:92am for a bag of chips or ice cream

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Ice cream and potato chips are just as addictive as cocaine or heroin: research

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6 months

How she look at me when I pull the bag out of my wallet.

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@Derp__Derp Don’t even reply to my shit again

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1 year

@GreasyGrinch His wife clears

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8 months

Immediately pull my wrench out and start hauling on it

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8 months

You have 6 seconds to talk to me 👋 what would you say? 👇🏻

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My coke dealer just came and dapped me up at the gym

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I’m slobbering like a fucking special ed kid

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1 year

The Yankee Clipper, Detective Terry Hoitz

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Who is the greatest fictional cop you can think of?

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@EternalGr8 Exactly why I’d freak out my patience is thin already

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@MattKnies69 With big cans

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@spittinchiclets Fehevary that’s just a good clean hockey play love to see that type of hit in todays game. Hughes bounces right back man my pubes are standing up right now!

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@spittinchiclets Nice job taking 2 penalties on one sequence really great job actually

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@jpolly22 @Chai_Tape Jesse I ordered a roll of this tape and then I recieved a confirmation text asking if I wanted 5 Palestinian children murdered or I could get 10 for an extra $5 donation. Any comments about that?

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Me if drinking 19 ice cold beers and dumping sack at 4:76am tonight was illegal.

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@muhamma32260305 @BornAKang End of September she’s lucky the bear didn’t eat her

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@yb12thchild @JeffRil22 @thtABGprncss @ROMANSPALACE @taayanthony @cctvidiots Guys a fucking tool

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@pjandress @UncleChaps No, I would just continue the day with shit all over my ass

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@widemanden @dilltrain You got fucking worms in your brain dude

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@spittinchiclets Borelli is such a massive loser 😂😂

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Armistice has been signed

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@BR_OpenIce Tried to sneak greenway in there

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She’s done it again!

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@Barstool57o @barstoolsports Your a loser

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@codedandunited Connor Bedard was 5 years old when that happened Andy

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8 months

Imagine being an American during September 11th, 2001 🫵😂

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Imagine being a Canadian during CFB rivalry week 🫵😂

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Corey Perry on his way back to the NHL!

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@MLeether @mrgrozz Hang the banner

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@lastcoochbender I think my cocaine addiction is probably worse

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Me diving into 23 beers and a bag tonight

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@mic_mazz Awful comparison

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@BarDown Columbus beating Tampa was so bad the NHL let’s fans re do their brackets for rounds 2-4

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@TheHockeyNews The worst player in my beer league team can do this

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Ex gf (super hot) just followed me on Instagram for the first time in atleast 3 years. Are we back?

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@blondesnmoney Immediately finish my beer and text my buddy’s “afters my house, we’re watching Joe Pavelski deflection highlights all night long” there’s no way I’d ever talk to this girl

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Here’s how my nights going

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2 years

Fridge reveal

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@roadsoda69420 Black and Blue

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1 year

Patrick Reed confirmed booze wheeler?

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After winning the 2018 Masters, Patrick Reed bought himself a $450,000 Porsche 911 GT2 RS. There are only 1,000 of these cars in the US & his had a Masters-themed paint job & yellow calipers. But this week, the car mysteriously appeared on a salvage website with just 360 miles.

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Time to watch Patriots football in 2023

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@BenDoverNY42069 She’s like a drunk 6

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2 years

The results are in

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@miathebanditt Been throwing up all week actually

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Ass=Hairy Nuts=Shaved Wrench=Very tiny Beers=Cold Happy Friday too all burners everywhere.

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Livvy Dunne sister is so god damn ugly holy fuck

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@BigHeadHcky Are they still competitive? What is wrong with you man seriously

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@kniesty @heatdaddy69420 Something about guys named Adam who love chicks with great cans

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@PFlameado @BoxingKingdom14 I’m sure you would have stood their courageously as someone fired a gun over your head

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Got cut from AAA when I was 10 and I cried in the car home and my dad pulled over and said you better stop crying you little fucking pussy, when we get home your shooting pucks for 3 hours. So I did that and made AAA the next year and tucked 16.

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it's crazy how much some people hate their kids

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My college house was just as bad if not worse then this and I still got laid quite a few times so that should tell you something about girls

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I’m sorry this women is not attractive at all.

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@ryanstahl_ 8 points in 44 AHL games last year 👍

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Holy fuck did Corey Perry actually smash Bedards mom or what

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@MikeGrinnell_ Seen 10 year olds execute this drill better

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@BR_OpenIce Buffalo

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@domluszczyszyn ?

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I will not be purchasing any bud light products until they release a can with Kate Uptons knockers on it

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Ya I’m tapped into a glass of Cabernet out of the ruffles French onion dip jar. What are you gonna do about it. @ChampagneAnyone

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First ever stance with a flamingo in recorded history?

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Just gave a homeless guy $5 cause I was feeling nice today and he immediately went into the beer store and bought 2 tall boys with it.

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360 @AtticusSmith14

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@BarDown Sat beside Darnell nurse at a jays game. He was super nice and had a rocket girlfriend. Also did cocaine with Ryan Merkley once

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@TheGameDayMLB Seager is far better then Bo get real

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@spittinchiclets I’m good to go in the height department (6”2) so I’d love to have a 4” cock!

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Just showed the Asian kid I work with Big bootie mix (volume 15) and now he’s bouncing of the walls of the work truck

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@BDB_22 @TheGameDayMLB

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@coolchillgal

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GOT A RAISE AT WORK

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DHGate has done it again, this was $28 with shipping

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My road to the show player has been arrested for DUI and possession of cocaine.

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Just yelled “Marners a pussy” out my car window at a 10 year old girl wearing a Marner jersey.

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@Hockey_Robinson No

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This one’s for the troops

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Just had sex alert 🚨 🚨🚨🚨🚨

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@spittinchiclets When’s the last time the top 3 players of a draft all broke into the league at 18 with such sauce

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Just farted so bad in an Uber he gave me 1 star

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Two hot chicks in front of me at leafs game one wearing a leafs pride hat and the other has sensory headphones on

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Gonna get so drunk this Saturday I’m gonna dress up like mikka kiprosoft and imitate every move he makes on the ice

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Cute girl just held the door for me at the gym and I tripped over the curb half jogging to get it from her

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1 year

Man goes to Toronto Maple Leafs tailgate party dressed in full Winnipeg jets gear and proceeds to post a picture with the caption “get me out of here”

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Get me out of here

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@BigHeadHcky Sick of the narrative that Makar is only an offensive dman

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@BigHeadHcky Totally ignoring he will be matched up against McAvoy all night?

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@nuuuuuuuge @shaneconnlly44 Shestyerkin? Lmfao get real

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People don’t wann talk about @SureLockHolmes2 taking this pic ( @j3ss1c6 )

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@breckiehill I’d like it more if it was off

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My first boner was watching Katie Perry California Dreams music video

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I’m honour of @BobxVinnieBombs retirement I present you with Jesperis 03/20 Lunch. Ham and cheddar on a Kaiser with sweet chilli heat (adding to sandwich) and biosteel white freeze to drink.