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@curtofranklin

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octave

@curtofranklin

10 months

funniest thing you can do in a tv show is a flashback for a bald character where they have full insane hair

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@curtofranklin

1 year

great question

Lemy RXVII 🥥

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Can someone honestly tell me what is stopping us from filling all this ocean with land and expanding the size of America?

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lived near a bar when it came out, and got to be friendly with the bartender. he was a big 'serious' film buff, old french movies, the like. we'd gotten to be on a first name basis and one night i was telling him how good this was, he didn't believe me. 1/2

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9 years ago today, ‘MAD MAX: FURY ROAD’ released in theaters

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@curtofranklin

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we made plans to go see it since i wouldn't shut up. it's tough for adult men to make new friends, so it was kinda nice. we went, he loved it, was raving about it for days. he died in an accident about a week later. i still think about him. hope this one's good too, josh.

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@curtofranklin

4 months

not my ass stopping to blow a dandelion. not my whimsical ass.

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@curtofranklin

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@curtofranklin

6 months

i love getting to the end of IKEA instructions when it’s like “ok now attach it to the wall so it won’t fall and kill anybody” and then i safely toss the instructions in the trash

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@curtofranklin

4 years

magic "the gathering" johnson

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@curtofranklin

7 years

meanwhile in memphis: a vegan cafe is losing its mind on facebook because a yelp reviewer said the owner's kids showed them their butthole

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@curtofranklin

3 years

Ok understood

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@curtofranklin

3 years

that famous phrase at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty “Do not come”

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3 years

“I want to be clear to folks in this region who are thinking about making that dangerous trek to the United States-Mexico border: Do not come. Do not come.” — VP Kamala Harris during news conference with Guatemalan president Alejandro Giammattei

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@curtofranklin

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catch u all on milfmessenger

🎃 Viaween 🇵🇸🇱🇧🔆

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12 days

masterful gambit, Mr. Musk

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@curtofranklin

2 months

i may live alone but I keep the toilet seat DOWN in case a woman burglar needs to use it

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@curtofranklin

3 months

Chevy Chase should die at the end of this in a Once Upon a Time in Hollywood twist

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3 months

They have 90 minutes to get their shit together. Jason Reitman’s Saturday Night ( @SatNightMovie ) is coming exclusively to theatres October 11. #SaturdayNightMovie

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@curtofranklin

4 years

when I pull up to the vaccine place and roll down my window

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@curtofranklin

3 years

if somebody told me a prophecy in real life I’d probably zone out

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@curtofranklin

1 year

i can’t explain it but this gif of the Saw puppet looks like it’s from an episode of 30 Rock

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@curtofranklin

2 months

lmao

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@curtofranklin

4 years

how did Hey Arnold come out the birthing canal

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@curtofranklin

1 year

@Yelix I should have when I was alive to see it

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@curtofranklin

1 year

ok but read it in his voice and it’s good now

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@curtofranklin

5 months

if i was Batman id be up on those buildings looking at my phone

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@curtofranklin

3 months

you’re welcome

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@curtofranklin

10 months

feels like this is somehow a contrarian opinion, but i really don't want to see any AI thing you generate even if you think it's funny

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@alecrobbins

10 months

stop generating AI images. stop sharing them. i don’t understand why any of you are doing this. i don’t understand. don’t you not want to live in a world like that

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@curtofranklin

3 months

found a little dude out in the rain today

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@curtofranklin

10 months

anakin was 22 when he became Darth Vader he should’ve been at the club

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@curtofranklin

7 years

a great way to meet women is just naturally throughout your life

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@curtofranklin

1 year

all the tribes of hyrule are here - rocks, birds, fish and women

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@curtofranklin

1 year

@googleymoogley Yeah you def look like you crawled out of it!!!!!

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@curtofranklin

4 years

bean dad watching everybody tweet about the coup

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@curtofranklin

4 years

seems like a big development to take place in a trailer but ok

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1 year

Sorry ladies!!!!

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@curtofranklin

4 years

a bunch of rich people are tired of getting feedback

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@curtofranklin

5 months

i would’ve raised the Eraserhead baby right

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@curtofranklin

4 years

government just sent me this

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@curtofranklin

3 years

i wonder if actors have this moment on the set of a movie where they’re like “ohh this is gonna suck”

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@curtofranklin

2 years

i'm the guy that draws Magic: The Gathering Swamps. i'm so sick of researching swamps. sick of looking at swamps. there's only so many swamps. please let me draw a goblin

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@curtofranklin

3 years

will somebody just tell me which m&ms I’m allowed to be attracted to

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@curtofranklin

8 years

every bad thing thats happened to me started when my high school teacher asked the time, i said "10:23" and he said in a nerd voice "10:23"

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@curtofranklin

5 years

front facing gamera

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@curtofranklin

10 months

dad framed this photo of a wheelbarrow full of bricks that id picked up from around our yard when I was 14 - gave the picture to me and said it was in celebration of “the first goddamn day of work” i ever did

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@curtofranklin

2 years

never seen a cop talk like this, this video is going to be awful

The Tennessee Holler

@TheTNHoller

2 years

MEMPHIS CHIEF: “This is a failing of basic humanity.” @MEM_PoliceDept ’s Cerelyn Davis says other cops are also being investigated, vows cooperation and transparency, asks MEMPHIS to protest peacefully when the (“HEINOUS”) video is released tomorrow. #JusticeForTyre

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@curtofranklin

1 year

biden please emergency declare Memorial Day 2 for tomorrow

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@curtofranklin

10 months

this happened when I went to see the Sweeney Todd movie - faded in on the docks and a guy starts singing and the dude behind me lets out a deep breath and goes “fuuuuuuck”

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This is taking me out 😭

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@curtofranklin

5 years

hope everybody had a productive Tuesday #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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@curtofranklin

5 years

@NickMillerMusic @FINALLEVEL People got too much TV on their heads

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@curtofranklin

3 years

ok doing it right now

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@curtofranklin

3 years

i know the joss whedon thing was yesterday but still amazed that in the course of an article he blamed his parents, the death of another child, Zack Snyder, 'the haters', and girls who are too sexy to resist before ultimately coming to the conclusion that he's just too nice

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@curtofranklin

4 years

not driving for 2 years then piloting a uhaul in NYC is pretty chill

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@curtofranklin

2 months

you can’t impress women by juggling anymore, it’s a sad reflection of our society

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@curtofranklin

3 years

i'm laughing so hard

電ファミニコゲーマー

@denfaminicogame

3 years

モンスター育成サバイバルRPG『PALWORLD』発表バラエティ豊かな不思議な生物「パル」を収集して、冒険の旅へ。パルを使って建築の自動化、ときには食べることも。マルチプレイでトレードや対戦、協力プレイが可能。『クラフトピア』開発のポケットペアによる新作

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@curtofranklin

5 years

it's been | ------------------- | | one week awhile

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@curtofranklin

7 months

there should be the “seltzer man” that drives around in a van playing music and selling different seltzer flavors

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@curtofranklin

5 years

what if Annabelle was a bratz doll

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@curtofranklin

3 years

@megan_e_riley @prettycritical Say the word Gal

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@curtofranklin

9 years

i live my life like there's no sbarros

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@curtofranklin

4 years

oh fuck I accidentally bought the Annabelle doll AGAIN

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@curtofranklin

4 years

it was really nice of @googleymoogley to get me a cool novelty name straw like hers but there’s one problem

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@curtofranklin

5 years

@alexqarbuckle

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@curtofranklin

5 years

wait what did student debt do

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@curtofranklin

3 years

there needs to be a size between medium and large. Lardium

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@curtofranklin

2 years

did not realize banshees of inisherrin was 100 years ago til like 30 minutes in

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@curtofranklin

7 years

this is buck wild

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@majordouzie when you were struggling you used to dream of days like this

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@curtofranklin

5 months

@NickMillerMusic All Mescal

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@curtofranklin

4 months

every Longlegs review I see is like “This movie is unlike any other. This movie will kill you. You can try to watch this movie but it’s watching back. You WILL go to hell after Cage’s chilling performance.”

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@curtofranklin

4 years

gandalf just shows up in the shire to fuck somebodys life up

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@curtofranklin

4 years

if Slave-1 wore pants would it wear them like this or like this

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@curtofranklin

4 years

one of the first to bring social justice into mainstream comics. talked about the environment, drug problems, civil rights issues. some of it seems corny now but when you're a white kid reading comics this is some of the first exposure you get to the real world

Newsarama

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Legendary Batman writer, Denny O'Neil dies at age 81

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@curtofranklin

9 years

bae: come over ant man: i can't, im hanging with hawkeye bae: my parents aren't home http://t.co/Ci1xzVjleX

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@curtofranklin

6 months

@googleymoogley I think that’s just for people that are like 5’5” or less, yknow, people like… nm

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@curtofranklin

3 years

everybody else: Geoff johns is canceled me: Geoff johns has been wearing this early 2000’s target Dr Pepper tshirt for 10 years

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@curtofranklin

4 years

tuesday night mood -> now

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@curtofranklin

5 years

i could read NEXT bios all night

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@curtofranklin

4 years

moving back to memphis next week. i'll get to see family and friends that i haven't in over a year. but most excitedly i'll get to write a 5,000 word Medium post about why i'm leaving new york

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@curtofranklin

4 years

everyone is pissed at me for saying i think the grinch looks like he'd be good to eat

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@curtofranklin

3 years

nate silver said "obama could win" 13 years ago and now we gotta hear his take on everything

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@curtofranklin

8 years

what the

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@curtofranklin

5 years

Like and subscribe #AnakinsVlog

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@curtofranklin

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@punished_picnic one time i visited England and I met Josh, i assume that hapens to everyone

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@curtofranklin

3 years

ive seen and comprehended the lessons of Jurassic Park but believe me I’d still make dinosaurs if I could

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@curtofranklin

4 years

if asked to take the one ring to the fired of mt doom for disposal I would simply keep it. after all why not? why shouldn’t I?

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@curtofranklin

5 years

when the edible hits and i thought i was taking 25% but it’s 125% and my friends are 10 minutes away from calling an ambulance

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@curtofranklin

4 years

Dune spelled backwards is Nude

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@curtofranklin

4 years

i'll never forget buying Quake 2 at Babbage's, the clerk writing down his server number on a post-it note, then me joining it later and he had installed mods that made all the demonic stuff into crucifixes

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@curtofranklin

5 years

after a bad month ft. death, loss of my job, and cancelation of a move I head home for the holidays primed for an epiphany on my purpose and so far all i can think about is a canonical sequel to home alone 2 where Kevin teams up with marv and harry for a heist in an orphanage

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@curtofranklin

3 years

dipping my sushi in papa john's garlic butter

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@curtofranklin

3 years

joss whedon’s “If I Did It”

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@curtofranklin

5 years

is anyone fluent in sarcasm? this is an emergency.

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@curtofranklin

2 years

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

2 years

‘AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER’ has become the 3rd highest grossing film of all time, passing ‘TITANIC’. However, ‘TITANIC’ may pass ‘AVATAR : THE WAY OF WATER’ again this weekend.

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@curtofranklin

7 months

not trying to be rude but if I was a depressed caricature guy who did those exaggerated couples portraits and this guy walked up I’d sigh with relief

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average SF couple

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@curtofranklin

4 years

“The beautiful game” aka magic the gathering

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@curtofranklin

7 years

Here at Netflix we're excited to announce *looks at paper* Racist Batman?

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Netflix wonders why it's billions in debt as it pays out the ass to acquire Mark Millar's shitty creator-owned comics properties.

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@curtofranklin

5 months

i just saw a guy raising the roof in the bar and looked at a tv and they were showing 9-11 footage

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@curtofranklin

4 years

if i was in The Matrix and they woke me up and started explaining the Matrix to me i would say "Stop, I get it, I've seen The Matrix"

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@curtofranklin

5 years

this Dean Ambrose quote describes like 90% of us on here at any given moment

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@curtofranklin

5 years

traveling back in time to tell an amazed 10 year old me there'll be a time when he will have no desire to see a new X-Men movie and also conveniently leaving out 9/11

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