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corny astrid x kieran stuff i made skibidi gyatt rizz :3 ♥️

Morning Sun {1900} The morning is bright and sunny, the sunlight peeking through the windows of their cabin. Kieran groans and stirs in the bed, Astrid still in a deep sleep, wearing her black satin...

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@uxiedust 1. donate all my money to end homelessness and pverty 2. kill myself

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@VlCTORIANCHILD bisexuality is based

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@itsphoss_ yes

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@drommba testosterone would've saved him

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@mwjmalavolti how progressive, calling women "helpless"

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@GAYLOSTBOYS heres one picrew with really good skintone range :)

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@CrystalVoid_ and the un-funniest pfp award goes to:

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@PoliticsLs kkk meeting in the replies, this website is cooked

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idc if u nonbinary, transfem, or transmasc, if you call me a "birthday boy" i will block you on sight

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mfs talk about John and Arthur like they're family pets they had to put down

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This was my first john Marston 😢 I'm glad hes deleted... That poor Thing💔

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@nichegamer "japan has feminists!? 🤯" yes, cunnylover69, japanese people are capable of forming their own political beliefs, just like everyone

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@sophia_is_dead i bought these two soaps from a market a while back, lavender and peach scented. they're homemade by a woman and her daughter who both have sensitive skin, so their soaps don't irritate your skin :D plus they smell nice.

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@amy_mayflower @beowyfe why are ypu using the word gamer like an insult/slur? 😭😭😭

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@CJTHEDJAY @OGoldash @lezscum dont you have a job or school to attend

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@NotScottNewgent lmao anyways

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@NielsReview i feel like hes biggest mistake was mistreating hes employees lol

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@The84Chambers @SYACVG imagine caring

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@HollieEatsAss @chribbzz LMAOO 💀💀💀

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@CJTHEDJAY @OGoldash @lezscum you've made like 50 comments on here, this is my second one. can't see any "irony" here

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@PAYDAYGame Found this shitty clay Wolf I made as a kid 💀

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@heroicslug @catlovingcommie both are normal

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@JihadalHaqq growing up in europe, most ppl who swear they're not racist usually are

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hello shedtwt, which one of these is the best looking one? i'm new to sheds

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@pham_alam @uxiedust its a hypothetical question

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@CJTHEDJAY @OGoldash @lezscum "ohh the misery, everybody wants to be my enemy!" - Jerma985

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@r10tgrll @cymreicach doctors refused to diagnose me with autism until i was an adult, most of my childhood was ruined bevouse of it, but sure 👍

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rdr fact: kieran and arthur were involved with each other homosexually

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@mxnnft @_Zeinabou @6arbiedoll

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he sits there

tifa ✰

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guys when u ship sadiegail what happens to john in ur head 😭 just curious

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ohhh hes MADDDD 💀

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@the_addressor @nypost its not, they're just bisexual

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@chainsawtherapy @PathfinderFacts ain't no one having kids with YOU

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modern au dad charles when hes kids ask him to go to mcdonalds and he goes "we got mcdonalds at home" and then grills up the best burgers known to man

estel 🦬🍉 THE BEAR SPOILERS ‼️

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my brother in christ

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@BLACK_LQD @RWSstudios i can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not

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hes not giving anyone "backshots" look at this mf

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you can't tell me these two didn't kiss at least once

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everyone gets one free Kieran Duffy. get them while they last!

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straight rdr twt: what was your favourite mission, and why? ☺️ gay rdr twt: i want that man pregnant john marston should KILL HIMSELF kieran duffy

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he makes her ask the mcdonalds worker for extra ketchup packets

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i want to kill MY P U S S Y myself I N B I O

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@Welsh_Buwch @GoodReddit autism is a disability, not a "mental disorder"

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"lennyy!" "i broke the goddamn wheel" "i have a plan" "tennis boat" COME UP WITH SLMETHING NEW OMG IM TIREDDDD

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@chorx @realExate "supposed" ion gf about this guy, but no one owes you kids 💀

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@jvanlanduyt @B1Coyle being gay is neither of those, you're just a bigot

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"rdr so cool, i wanna live in the 1800s 😍" have fun dying from a papercut ig

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@guoaei or maybe bc bi people exist? go outside

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bad things kieran has done, a 🧵-

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how tf do racist sean macguire fans exists, he'd chuck an empity whiskey bottle at your head and tell you to go fuck yourself

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@thejohnysince @odenhead maybe you should consider doing it youtself

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@fadinqwolfz i've seen like maybe 6-8 movies this year lol

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can't get over how big this mfs ears are, how did u not hear the sniper from miles away? 😭😭😭

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@aaliyamkhan yall remmeber to not engaige with "isreal" troll accounts

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@8rockssx Chris uses any p- u know what? Not even worth explaining it to you

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rip sean macguire, you would've loved vapes

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no shade to anyone, but why is like 90% of rdr twt exactly 15 years old 😭

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tf u doin' with them bigass ears, boy??

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if i was arthur, i'd wrap my arms around him and squeeze like i'm trying to get sauce from a bottle

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@earnestpost @Puckmeat fyi, the people you are desperately catering to will never see you as a man

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@EU_Commission oh boy, i sure hope the comments are normal

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@thejohnysince @odenhead An actor deserves death threats for being a goid actor?

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weather r* meant it or not, john, jack and kieran are VERY obviously autistic

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@GoodReddit

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do you have john marston autism or kieran duffy autism

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why does everyone interpet javier as this really horny guy lmao 😭😭

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the boys have arrived :3 (i gave the john marston one to my friend)

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@LoGravityTweets "i'm holding a piece of paper with text on it, i mkst be in the right!"

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i am very normal about this man

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6 months

the boys (couldn't find a hat for sean lol)

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4 months

estrogen would've saved her

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some fucking guy reslly hunted me down for my incredible bounty of $7.25. have fun with your subway sandwhich ig 💀

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@ethan_harsell @WokeArchive ok ableist

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@WhipsmartMcC0y @GPrime85 oh boo hoo, someone called you a loser 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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@Donathan38911 @GH05Tsdumpster you fill it out, since prounouns offend you

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They did not deserve to die. I'll start:

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They did not deserve to die. I'll start:

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i'll say it, not a fan that the ONLY canon gay character in rdr2 is a predator

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@SlipperyFrog89 @shellsist hes a nazi that fucked hes cat my guy

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my red dead oc would love this

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i hate them

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@Weavileistic @tangoix21 us finns are based as fuck

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@algxtrading @jonathandamage

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OMG OMG OMG OMG LOOK AT HIM

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@The84Chambers @Garurutakes @SYACVG

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@NightModeJo acting as if anyone would wanna marry him in the first place 💀

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@Phiro_00 @chrrypm WHAT ARE YOU "COPING" FROM?

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@SixArmedSweater @dhindes I have my bookmarks with no twitter blue 💀

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❌𝙇𝙊𝙐𝘿 𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙏 𝘽𝙐𝙕𝙕𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿❌

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Sean MacGuire has been banned from Roblox voice chat for telling a 7-year old to cook meth.

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@SrirachaPool @Esqueer_ @gucci imagine falling for propaganda this hard

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i put too much eeffort onto this joke

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we know who

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Name the character..

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@heroicslug @catlovingcommie Also what european flag? It has its own name too 💀

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@euronatiii @Abditsover JUST SAY PORN THIS IS TWITTER NOT TIKTOK

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@Malsantal @ErinInTheMorn and you parents will never say they love you

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@itsphoss_

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GUYS‼️‼️‼️

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don't say it, don't say it, do-

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@MedicBagExpert nonono, i mean like the infantilizing term that some ppl who hate transmascs for whatever reason, came up with. idk why either tbh 🤷

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rip kieran you would've loved neoprounouns

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