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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

1 year

Thread on Failure of Unions in last Wage Negotiation compared to wage negotiation of LIC Though both are Public sector undertaking the disparity between the Pay is high.

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4 months

To all the memes on me

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4 months

I sincerely thank Modi ji for trusting me to crush middle class once more. I don't eat onions and I will not let middle class eat onions too.

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GST on Helicopter, Airplane, Cruise Ship - 5% GST on Bike, Scooter, Car - 28% The government is always committed to enable the below poverty line people to purchase helicopters and ships with low GST rates.

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4 months

If you want to pay less tax then earn less.

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2 months

Dear Middle-Class, Keep your expectations low, I can go lower. #Budget2024 in Two days

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2 months

"Revenue is falling short for the Budget" "Let's exploit middle-class and increase the taxes"

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3 months

Budget on 23/07/2024 Be scared.... Be very scared Middle-Class #Budget2024

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2 months

Congress is one Tax reform away from forming government. #Budget2024

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3 months

Scenario 1: Bangalore Sole-earner Man earns 65K per month In-hand salary comes around 58K Rent 20K Expenses 20K Electricity Mobile Internet 5K Kids Education - 😲 Commuting - 🙄 Outing - 🤯 The income tax is always a burden on him.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

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3 months

@CheruWritesALot They don't follow factual data from theories and formulas. They have to feel what some author has felt 500 years ago and make the student feel it as well.

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2 months

@rashtrapatibhvn Lord Nataraj has blessed her immensely

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3 months

Did the tax slabs grow as per the inflation? #incometax Gold price 10 gms: 1945 = 62 2024 = 72000 Basic exemption is 1500 in 1945 Assuming that without the point (i), Basic exemption should be at the very least 15,00,000 with NIL Tax.🙄 Loot the middle-class

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Middle-Class: It is becoming difficult to run a family with raising prices and taxes. 🥲 Intellectuals: 1. Don't marry🤡 2.Don't have kids🤡🤡 3.Don't live in city🤡🤡 4.Don't take care of parents🤡🤡🤡 5.Don't eat onions 😑😑😑😑😑

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2 months

@IndianTechGuide You can evade more taxes if you work more than 70 hours.

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4 months

In the last three years, Housing loan interest grew from 6.5% to 9% 😡🤬 GPF interest stood the same at 7.1%🥺🥲 The system is rigged to keep middle-class status quo.

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2 months

@gemsofbabus_ There are problems in other states. The state Bihar itself is a problem.

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2 months

Leaked image of Indian Government collecting taxes from Salaried people #IncomeTax #Budget2024

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2 months

You earn 1000 profit, you get 700. To get 1000, you must earn 1428. If tomorrow you cannot earn, no govt will come to your rescue. #IncomeTax

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3 months

@TTDevasthanams Give them Belt treatment or Bulldozer justice.

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7 months

The most arrogant FM India has ever witnessed. @nsitharaman No Grace No Charm No Compassion

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2 months

@IndianTechGuide Apparently if you earn more than 47 rupees a day, you are not poor in India. That is how 800 million have been lifted.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

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6 months

Congress should include Income Tax reduction in its manifesto. No IT for income below 10 lakh.

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3 months

GST on Cheque Books is 18%. Customers readily blame Banks for all kinds of Charges but the actual culprit is the SLEEPING PARTNER.

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3 months

How to fund freebies 101

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1 year

@Udhaystalin What Dharma is this Sir? 🤡 Please explain what is Sanatan Dharma and what dharma does 80% of Tamil Nadu Follow? Eradication/Purging what next Genocide??????

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

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6 years

Hyderabad Telugu 3D BookMyShow 98/98 shows SOLD OUT Thalaivar craze in Telugu 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 #2point0

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3 months

Should I impose GST on Milk and Vegetables?

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3 months

@ysjagan కరుణ త్యాగం విశ్వాసం

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5 months

Election duty completed at 4 am. Returned home at around 6:30 am. No proper sleep 2 nights. Branch Head says no OD, No Leave "Come to branch or face consequences during transfer..." What a glorious work culture in PSBs.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

2 months

@naralokesh @nasscom Every approval in a single window.

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4 months

After all the hardwork I have done, the public does not want me as the finance minister. Highest tax collection, Highest GST collection, Highest decrease in Middle class savings, still the world is unfair.

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@nasscom @debjani_ghosh_ @sangeetagupta29 @SrikanthNasscom @AA_speaks @NasscomPolicy @nasscomstartups @nasscomdeeptech @nasscom_member_ Andhra Pradesh 1️⃣Near to Bangalore 2️⃣Good NHs 3️⃣Quarter of Banglore Tech pool is from Telugu States 4️⃣Non-Interference from State 5️⃣Huge Coastline

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2 months

@ShashiTharoor @IamSanjuSamson @IamAbhiSharma4 If a ODI tournament is around, they select Sanju Samson for T20s If a T20 tournament is around, they select Sanju for ODIs

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2 months

Aurangzeb in 1660s: My job is to increase the revenue, not worry about common people. Nirmala Sitharaman: My job is to increase the revenue, not worry about common people. #IncomeTax

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@samosababa

2 months

@gemsofbabus_ He can earn 70 Lakhs per month after becoming IAS.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

4 months

If you earn, you pay the government. If you dont earn, the government pays you.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

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1 month

@gemsofbabus_ That should also include Converted Christians who are disguised as SC/STs. They are Ram at work and Robert at Home.

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4 months

Since Nimo Tai is back, I expect: No reduction in Taxes No #5daysbanking No NPS 14% Exemption No increase in NPS contribution No increase in PLI Bankers are again F*#₹_&

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

4 months

@dp_warrior Tax Kattu Onions Pattu

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5 months

Wow. Unbelievable. Wish all banks adopt this practice. Have to wash eyes and recheck if this is true???

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@samosababa

3 months

@BJP4India Need of the hour for India is Tax cuts for Direct Tax payers.

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@samosababa

5 months

@BrutIndia This is only a small scenario. There are tons of situations bankers face every day and the language used will be much worse. PSB management have become corporate predators.

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3 months

GST on Baby Diapers is 12%. Is it fair?👶

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3 months

@DailyCultureYT Ethina prati velu muduchukovali , Jarina prathi noru mosukovali

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5 months

Toll exemption given to judges should be considered as income and subjected to Income tax.

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@samosababa

7 months

This lady along with 56-Inch destroyed the personal lives of Bankers. #5daysbanking #12thBPS

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3 months

GST on Ships is 5% to enable the common people of Delhi, Mumbai and Bangalore to travel on roads during the rainy season.

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2 months

@IndianTechGuide I will give free ATM cards to all customers if Neeraj wins.

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@DailyCultureYT

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Vampires are fictional Nirmala Sitharaman is real

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3 months

#5DaysBanking

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@samosababa

3 months

Congress changed Maximum Tax Slab from 1.5 Lakh to 10 Lakhs in 10 years BJP did not change the Maximum Tax Slab from 10 lakhs in 10 Years. #IncomeTax

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3 months

@traderinshadow_ @nsitharaman Blood of Common Man

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@samosababa

4 months

To all tax-payers, bankers, middle-class

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@sudhirchaudhary @PawanKalyan He is a man of Sheer will, determination and commitment.

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@samosababa

3 months

@Telugu360 @ysjagan He is conveying to Modi that he does not want to be arrested.

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@samosababa

3 months

@DailyCultureYT హేతుబద్ధంగా మాట్లాడితే మతమే మానవకల్పితం

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4 months

@AnObserversView @nsitharamanoffc 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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@samosababa

3 months

@mojahimoja India Business is not for beginners. They can claim that the vehicle is for business purpose and use it personally.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

10 months

@revanth_anumula Same Feels

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

14 days

If the Asteroid hits and I die, Donate my whole body to science. Except my Middle fingers. Send one to Finance ministry and the other to Bank Unions.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

2 months

@mufaddal_vohra Odisha supported them when no one else did

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@samosababa

3 months

@sachinn437 Increase GST. Let nation grow more.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

3 years

#5DaysBanking Young bankers suffering from psychological ailments because of immense pressure. When the world is inching towards permanent work from home, Bankers are still trying for 5 day week.

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@samosababa

3 months

@the_linguistt Do not talk when I am looking at my phone. Basic manners.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

8 months

Rumours circulating: One big leader was sold out first and was tasked to convince all other leaders to sign the note of #12thBPS without #5daysbanking

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

7 months

If clerk goes to a doctor, Doctor will charge less and disease will also cure in less time. 🤑 If officer goes to doctor, Charge is more and disease will also make officer struggle.🥸 Logic behind Medical Reimbursement for Officers and Clerks. #5daysbanking #12thBPS

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

8 months

Another Gem of @myindianbank Two officer branch BM and ABM No clerical staff No Cashier ABM sitting in Cash ABM maker and BM checker 60% of Credit is NPA Management pressuring to do NPA recovery. Kindly suggest methods which can be followed in this situation.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

7 months

The nation will come to a standstill if bankers go on strike. Why does the UFBU not take such actions? #5DaysBanking #12thBPS

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

3 months

@IndianTechGuide I have no such intentions.

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@samosababa

3 months

@RGVzoomin You must do a cameo. Two Rajus in one Frame.

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@samosababa

3 months

It has been 116 days since #12thBPS is signed. Still #5daysbanking is no where in sight. IBA job finished by sending letter. Govt job finished by receiving letter.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

7 months

#12thBPS #5daysbanking Government is trying to push UFBU into a corner. They can sign joint note before March 13 or fight for a minimum of 6 more months. UFBU should not fall for this bluff. They should agitate and protest.

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@samosababa

7 months

Central government employees enjoying #5DaysWeek since 1989 Bank Employees still fighting for #5DaysBanking in 2024 35 Years 😤👀

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@samosababa

7 months

If #5daysbanking is officially cancelled, will negotiations restart from beginning??? #12thBPS

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

3 years

#5daysbanking Dear @nsitharaman please make bankers life a little peaceful.

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@samosababa

3 months

@srini_soma Exactly. Tax the Rich.

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@samosababa

2 months

Summary of #Budget2024

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

3 months

Be so rich that #Rajinikanth dances in your wedding. #AnantRadhikaWedding #AmbaniWedding

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

1 year

Overtime allowance for officers for working beyond 5:30 pm. Payment should be automated based on out time.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

3 months

@dmuthuk Classic example of "Past Performance doesn't guarantee Future Returns"

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

6 years

Tollywood: Chiranjeevi Balakrishna Nagarjuna - Faded Bollywood: Shahrukh Amitabh - Faded Kollywood: Kamal Hassan - Faded But only #Thalaivar still stands tall Kids will know the reality once their fav stars cross 50+ #Petta

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

6 months

Arrears credited to @MyIndianBank employees 😌 TDS credited to @nsitharaman 🥲

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

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9 months

👉🏾ZM called for physical meeting at Regional Office 100Km away at 5 pm 👉🏾Intimation given at 3:30 pm 👉🏾Meeting starts at 8:30 pm 👉🏾Meeting Ends at 10:30 pm 👉🏾Should return to Home at 10:30 pm probably reaching by 2 am 👉🏾Be present at branch again tomorrow morning on time SICK!

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

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2 months

Salary will be stopped for non-compliance. Is Banking being stopped for inadequate staff and work-overload? #5daysBanking #12thBPS

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

8 months

I thank all the union leaders, Narender Modi, Nirmala Sitharaman and especially IBA for enabling me to work on a saturday. #5DaysBanking

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

3 months

Income Tax collection in India #IncomeTax

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@samosababa

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@GemsOfCricket Kuch Bhi

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@GulteOfficial GOAT Nagashwin. The first person to depict Krishna in Dark Skin.

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8 months

Branch head cancels leave of staff after Zonal head scolds him for Targets. This is called Dynamo effect.

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@samosababa

1 year

@ignca_delhi @Sachchida_Joshi @NCAA_PMU @NMnewdelhi @NManuscripts @NMANEWDELHI @_NMML_ Who will be performing Nrithya Aradhana daily? Nataraja statue should not be kept as a show piece.

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3 months

Tax Collection Tax reduction

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3 months

I have not cleared #5daysbanking Bankers should work 70 hours a week for the benefit of nation.

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@samosababa

7 months

#5DaysBanking There is no end to this pain it seems. #12thBPS

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3 months

@IndianTechGuide United States of Ameerpet

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@samosababa

5 months

Festival advance is given to state government employees also. Is it also taxable for them too? Also Judges should not be paid salary for Summer Vacation and Winter Vacation.

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

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No circular for one week after meeting with IBA last year. Circular in less than one hour for levy after IBA clearance. #5daysbanking #12thBPS LOL Saleeem

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

@samosababa

9 months

NPS returns last 3 years - 6.65%😵 Inflation last three years ~6.5%🤡 Thank you Central govt for protecting my pension fund. #12thBPS #5daysbanking

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Nirmala Sitharaman (Parody)

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@YSRCParty @PawanKalyan Namaste anna!

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