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writer, knitter, pottymouth

Karankawa/Atakapa lands (HTX)
Joined June 2007
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@brittanieshey
brittanie shey
2 months
ahh yes, the dangerous houston neighborhood of river oaks
@BrookeKushwaha
Brooke Kushwaha
2 months
Mayor Whitmire said in a press conference today he wants “to feel safe to go to the Kroger store at night” but high crime at the West Grey location gives him pause. This is the Kroger store in question:
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brittanie shey
3 months
my man had to post proof of life lmao
@tedcruz
Ted Cruz
3 months
Houston and the entire Gulf Coast will come through the aftermath of Hurricane Beryl. Right now, keep your family safe—avoid high water. #HoustonStrong
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brittanie shey
3 months
my gut says we're gonna get another, much worse hurricane later this season so consider beryl your trial run
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brittanie shey
3 months
once again asking non-texans to keep houston's name out their mouth
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brittanie shey
7 months
in light of the vice news i want to share a few tools for reporters to regularly save their work in pdf form in case it ever gets disappeared from the internet
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brittanie shey
3 months
if being without power for several days after a severe weather event doesn't radicalize you I don't know what will
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brittanie shey
2 months
houstonians
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i am
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brittanie shey
3 months
everyone who is new to Houston should be asking themselves this. what did you not prepare for that you will do next time? because this was a *small* storm
@kissphoria
playoff gwen howerton 👻🎃🗡️
3 months
my first thought as someone who is not from houston: if that was a category 1, what was harvey like?
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brittanie shey
2 months
bullying works bitch
@KHOU
KHOU 11 News Houston
2 months
CenterPoint said today it's withdrawing a request to increase rates
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brittanie shey
2 months
i just can’t get over how much simone biles has changed this sport in every way, from respresentation for black gymnasts to advocacy for athletes' mental and physical health to literally elevating the sport to new difficulties
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brittanie shey
3 months
i will never in my life forget this image
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@michaelschwab13
Michael Schwab
3 months
What is the most haunting Astros photo ever?
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brittanie shey
3 years
@andybassfordgtr @JohnSpiroSpero @Blackamazon see also "officer-involved shooting"
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brittanie shey
20 days
oh so you CAN do it before a storm @DanPatrick
@KPRC2
KPRC 2 Houston
21 days
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott activates emergency response resources in preparation of potential tropical system
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brittanie shey
3 months
i'm looking for a man in linework hardhat bucket truck energy
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brittanie shey
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well i fuckin hate it
@KeithLovesMango
Keith 🥥 🌴
13 days
I don’t love it, but I’ll learn to love it
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brittanie shey
2 months
this is just a normal summer rainstorm but our asses all have ptsd
@mattlanza
Matt Lanza 🤌🏼
2 months
Check your watches, boys and girls, it’s rain o’clock in HTown.
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brittanie shey
16 days
never forget
@Ryne_Taylor
Ryne Easen
16 days
@kissphoria We had one and now it’s a velvet taco.
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brittanie shey
3 months
something i want to acknowledge is that even if you didnt lose power or have storm damage, it is emotionally and physically exhausting to see your community suffer we ALL need rest after this 1/?
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brittanie shey
2 months
i do not like the way this man talks to or about women
@KPRC2
KPRC 2 Houston
2 months
"She hasn't gotten the nomination yet," Mayor Whitmire said. "As a Democrat, I always support the Democratic nominee."
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brittanie shey
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HOUSTONIANS! if today's la porte pipeline fire freaks you out like is does me, know that there is a progressive chemical engineer running for #txlege in that district @CrewsforTX wants to hold the chemical industry accountable...
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@BrookeKushwaha
Brooke Kushwaha
2 months
Mayor Whitmire said in a press conference today he wants “to feel safe to go to the Kroger store at night” but high crime at the West Grey location gives him pause. This is the Kroger store in question:
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brittanie shey
3 months
going on 26 hours w/o power my husband just ran to the corner store and came home with an ice cold dressed dos equis I am so happy right now
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brittanie shey
2 months
nearly 200 houstonians saying they had to use PTO to deal with a natural disaster, the second natural disaster to hit the city in as many months this is why people unionize
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brittanie shey
2 months
the line of people out the door at GRB says otherwise
@HarrisCountyRP
Harris County GOP
2 months
Kamala is not welcome in Houston.
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brittanie shey
3 months
READ. THE. ROOM.
@Pirates
Pittsburgh Pirates
3 months
WARNING: A heat wave is about to hit Texas. Paul Skenes has been named the starting pitcher for the National League at the All-Star Game 👏
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brittanie shey
2 years
@astros not the team itself but I will never forget this image for as long as i live
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brittanie shey
4 months
this is the third video ive seen TODAY ALONE of the mayor being condescending to a female elected official in houston/harris county
@SallyMacFox26
Sally MacDonald
4 months
"Mayor, this is a disaster. This is not the time." A rare joint appearance by Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo and Houston Mayor John Whitmire gets a little testy. The mayor wanted to let a commissioner make remarks. @FOX26Houston
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brittanie shey
3 months
infrastructure week? more like infrastructure WEAK amirite houstonians?????????
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brittanie shey
3 months
how we feelin houston?
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brittanie shey
2 months
you don't have to agree with SJL's politics to know she was a force of nature, she always fought for houston, and she always SHOWED UP I'm feeling unexpectedly emotional at the news of her death, even if we knew it was coming
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brittanie shey
3 months
a) we've been hearing that this season will be bad for months now b) storm changed course in a matter of hours and houstonians weren't ready c) past storm PTSD
@AstrosAngel10
𝒜𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒶
3 months
Hi and hello. Why is everyone panicking over this storm? It’s too early in the hurricane season for all this.
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brittanie shey
3 years
i love ("love") that Houstonians/Texans can measure time in terms of climate disasters: before the winter freeze, before Harvey, before Ike, before Allison, before Carla
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brittanie shey
2 years
houston really is one of the best food cities in the whole entire country, we are so lucky
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brittanie shey
3 months
i don't care if you think this storm won't be a big deal. please be sensitive to people who have lived through worse and are a lil jumpy because of it
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brittanie shey
3 months
a) we've been hearing that this season will be bad for months now b) storm changed course in a matter of hours and houstonians weren't ready c) past storm PTSD
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brittanie shey
7 months
the first is pretty manual but it's a cool browser extension called print-friendly. you can save any website as a pdf and then delete sections not essential to your story like ads, related stories, etc.
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brittanie shey
2 months
HARRIS County baby!!!
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brittanie shey
2 months
during Uri the vast majority of the deaths were either hypothermia or CO poisoning from people trying to stay warm with Beryl, most of the deaths have been heat related ALL of these deaths are the result of an unreliable power/grid system
@HoustonChron
Houston Chronicle
2 months
The Hurricane Beryl death toll in the Houston region has increased to 36, including nine from Fort Bend County. Of the nine newly-reported deaths in Fort Bend County, overheating played a role in at least four deaths, according to the medical examiner.
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brittanie shey
3 months
feels weird to “celebrate” 713 day when so many of my fellow houstonians are still struggling in the aftermath of beryl
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brittanie shey
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dear bosses and business owners if your business is struggling, maybe YOU should take the first paycut, not your employees hope this helps 😘
@chron
Chron
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🧵On Friday, Barnaby's Cafe informed servers that pay would be cut across the chain's nine Houston locations. It came with a warning: "Do not discuss this with customers or post about it on social media. Doing so can lead to disciplinary action, up to and including termination."
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brittanie shey
2 years
@boneysoups my friend Abbie helped lead the most extensive technical examination of the painting ever undertaken and wrote several blog posts for the Mauritshuis about the results, which are FASCINATING. these images might actually be from that project
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brittanie shey
4 months
whitmire's comments about gulfton don't just betray an outdated, simplified understanding of that neighborhood, one of the most diverse in houston. he also talked about the galleria like it was still the glamourous 90s. that neighborhood has also changed dramatically.
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brittanie shey
7 months
the second tool is a portfolio builder called @journoportfolio . drop a URL in there and it'll import the image, headline, date, publication and everything else and link directly to the story there's also an option to save each story as a pdf
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brittanie shey
4 months
between the hisd takeover, john whitmire's tenure, and storm season hitting early , things feel so, so bleak in houston
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brittanie shey
2 months
its been one month since hurricane beryl hit houston, and at least three museums are still struggling with storm damage the rothko has been closed and will remain closed indefinitely the craft museum's insurance denied their claim my latest for @Chron
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brittanie shey
2 months
add the west gray kroger to this list
@Pinko69420
Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿
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brittanie shey
2 years
fuck it, astros in four
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brittanie shey
3 months
unhoused people are members of the public just like anyone else
@shea_jordan
Shea Jordan Smith
3 months
“…the homeless do not need to be in public space,” said Houston Mayor John Whitmire at today’s City Council session, referencing last week’s Supreme Court ruling. A formerly homeless Houstonian sharply critiqued the mayor for their exchange after she posed the issue again.
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brittanie shey
6 months
sup houston. you looking for some cool shit to do this weekend? well I have the thread for you. imo we are entering peak art scene season, the weather is so good right now and there's lots of fun things happening. here's just a few
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brittanie shey
3 years
if you dont see a girl in a quince gown getting her picture taken in hermann park did you even really visit houston?
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brittanie shey
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on leaving houston
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brittanie shey
3 years
sigh..... we've talked about this before follow-up emails, thank you notes, and other unspoken "requirements" like this are a form of gatekeeping meant to keep a certain class of people out of qualifying for a job
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brittanie shey
3 months
@LMAfurever some variation on "houston sucks i don't even know why people live there. I've never been tho"
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brittanie shey
3 months
what are some other beloved houston institutions mayor whitmire might target next?
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brittanie shey
7 months
new from me lol: vpn searches soar after pornhub blocks texas users
@stevanzetti
steven monacelli
7 months
A lot of people in Texas are about to learn what a VPN is
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brittanie shey
3 months
national media: houston is leading the way on solving homelessness houston's mayor: the homeless do not need to be in public space
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brittanie shey
3 months
"the BE SOMEONE sign is an eyesore" - mayor whitmire, probably
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brittanie shey
3 months
what are some other beloved houston institutions mayor whitmire might target next?
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brittanie shey
3 months
i TOLD YALL jim mcingvale was gonna use this poor girl's grieving family to further his tough on crime electioneering
@MattressMack
@MattressMack
3 months
We all mourn the passing of Jocelyn Nungaray and I was honored to work with the family to pay for Jocelyns' funeral. Join us at Gallery Furniture 6006 North Freeway Houston TX for a celebration of Jocelyns' life 3-6 PM CST. Thank you continuing to follow this case and hold the
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brittanie shey
3 months
i love my astros so much. they know just as much about hurricane recovery as the rest of us tickets to tonight's game are $5. might be a nice escape, and MMP has ac and cold beer <3
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brittanie shey
2 months
i am pretty sure sheila jackson lee had huge mutual respect for biden but i really wish she could have stuck around for just a few more days to witness the support for kamala
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brittanie shey
2 months
yall don't have direct deposit?
@FirefightersHOU
Houston Firefighters
2 months
This was the scene this morning as 4,900 Houston firefighters lined up to receive checks for the backpay they accumulated while working without a contract. It's a well-earned victory for those who stuck it out for the last eight years. Finally, we can put the past behind us!
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brittanie shey
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move over "be someone" new houston graffiti captures the zeitgeist of power outage weary houstonians @chron
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brittanie shey
3 months
this silly little $15 amazon purchase got me through 31 hours without power after beryl. something to consider adding to your hurricane kit. its the lil things
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brittanie shey
3 years
when you tell people with means to move out of the south you are also asking them to abandon the fight for people without means
@GBBranstetter
Gillian Branstetter
3 years
Telling parents of trans kids to move out of Texas is the opposite of helpful. It's not sound legal advice, it's not a silver bullet, it's far from feasible even for families who can afford it (new job, new schools, new home). Stop telling people to move.
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brittanie shey
2 years
last night my husband was on a social bike ride organized by the eagle, a gay bar here in houston's montrose neighborhood, when a cyclist was hit and killed by a driver who fled the scene 🧵
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brittanie shey
5 months
just watched an elderly couple order the weed margarita at ninfas lamo i love you houston #420
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brittanie shey
7 months
if you regularly write for certain outlets you can set it up to auto-import as well. you can tag stories by topic (or any other tag) sort them by publication, hide stories, highlight stories on the home page, it's super flexible and very convenient
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brittanie shey
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"Harris County doesn't know who the owner is"
@alereports
Alejandra Martinez
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Hi! I am following the situation in La Porte/Deer Park for @TexasTribune . What I know: 🔹 The pipeline fire is near 9000 Spencer Hwy in La Porte 🔹It's a natural gas liquid line & still on fire. Crews are trying to contain it. 🔹Harris County doesn't know who the owner is
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brittanie shey
3 months
the exhaustion will sneak up on you too. most of us have been in triage mode the last few days, helping neighbors, making contingency plans for another night without power, etc. once you get a second to pause it hits you like a steamroller 2/?
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brittanie shey
7 months
it sucks that journalists have to add this to yet another one of our duties but its worth it to get in the habit of saving your stories now. all of my work was deleted off the @HoustonPress website when the big new mysterious owner took over and much of it has not been restored
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brittanie shey
3 months
i *might* believe these comments were lighthearted if i hadn't personally seen previous videos of whitmire being condescending to both hidalgo and female members of city council
@HoustonPubMedia
Houston Public Media
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Houston Mayor John Whitmire says comments about Lina Hidalgo's fiancé were "lighthearted" and "meant no harm." But Hidalgo told Houston Public Media she thought Whitmire saying her fiance looked like a nerd was "cruel."
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brittanie shey
2 months
"for some reason"
@EricaGrieder
EricaGrieder
2 months
For some reason, Texas again ranks dead last for quality of life in influential annual ranking via @houstonchron
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brittanie shey
7 months
you can also export your entire portfolio as pdfs if you ever need to the price is a little high at $107 a year but that includes pdf cloud storage AND its a tax write-off if you are using it for work
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@brittanieshey
brittanie shey
2 years
i need everyone with even a passing interest in cults to watch the teal swan documentary on hulu it is one of the most fucked up things i have ever seen
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brittanie shey
6 months
👏 finally 👏 someone 👏 says it
@samrussek
Sam Russek
6 months
Mattress Mack's antics have made him a Houston icon, but beneath the PR fluff is a far-right megadonor who calls the 60s-era Great Society reforms an "abysmal failure." For @newrepublic , I looked at Mack's meteoric rise & its ugly underbelly
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brittanie shey
2 months
haven't seen much talk about this, but testimony in the santa fe school shooting trial revealed that the first cop on the scene waited 30 mins to breach the building while shooter was still inside defense atty asked how many victims may have bled to death while he waited...
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@brittanieshey
brittanie shey
3 years
my dad was taking me to concerts when I was a lil kid. and I've seen plenty of kids at music festivals. ACL even has a kid's stage. stop blaming the parents, who are just as much victims of this tragedy
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brittanie shey
2 years
don't forget the promise to fix the puerto rican power grid, or the promise to rescue the thai kids trapped in the cave
@amaditalks
Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place
2 years
He says he’ll fix the water and he gives a few filters that don’t work for years. He tells the UN he’ll deal with global hunger and asks for a budget, they give it to him and he just reneges. He’s a liar, a fraud and a deadbeat father.
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brittanie shey
4 months
the mayor, who has "represented houston for 50 years" (derogatory) needs to realize that one of the draws of the old montrose library was food options nearby—black lab and kraftsman bakery
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brittanie shey
2 years
more of this energy in 2022
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brittanie shey
2 months
if we invested in public tranport this wouldn't be an issue
@miyashay
Miya Shay
2 months
It is really amazing how the 4th largest city in the country can’t get its airport parking situation together. While the inside-terminal improvements are notable, the transit situation is still horrid at @iah .
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brittanie shey
3 months
happy dj screw day from my office at work
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brittanie shey
2 months
i've lived in east montrose for 20 years and i have NEVER felt unsafe
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brittanie shey
3 months
it can be really hard to listen to your own body and needs when all of us are in crisis mode
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brittanie shey
5 months
you expecting a bunch of bike-to-work commuters on a Saturday?
@AlexMealerTX
Alexandra del Moral Mealer
5 months
Funny 🤔, when it comes to major roadway arteries where lanes have been reduced for bikers 🚴 they are never there… Biking for recreational (which I personally enjoy) is a different goal than mobility. For reference this was around noon today driving from Shepherd to
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