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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
3 years
@thrumyhaiir @badgurlpeach Like her looking over her shoulder every two seconds to check her mom is not coming and then resuming her tweet on the dsrk fridge
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El Yoselino
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@iwantobehigh @yeoldedad A WHAT- PHILE?????
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El Yoselino
2 years
@themouseyouknow my favorite part about him is that he has a framed picture of himself in his office
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El Yoselino
4 months
@Lillbirb new speed run method (any % no glitches)
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El Yoselino
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@Flak0ps the internets nature of "point and laugh" altered so many people's views of mental health perfect example: Chris Chan
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El Yoselino
11 months
@cerealwumps nah bc i need to know if prowler miles actually met that version of Gwen Stacy PLEASE
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El Yoselino
1 year
@slush____puppy The avatar is already dressed up and shit SHE KNOWS THIS GENERATION TOO WELL
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El Yoselino
2 years
@adlayy2 As a trans woman No the fuck its not, and we should stop with this take already Just because i dont date gay men doesn't mean im homophobic, it just means im not gay Some people just dont like it, as long as they respect us is enough, we can't force anyone into dating us like-
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
1 year
@aimpony10k This is the state of cyber crime No hooded men in masks or cyborgs no Now its pokemon plushies and soft skin, tendered by years of HRT and i couldn't be happier about it
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
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@Laurinchhe my biggest question is how you saw this guy and decided he was the guy you wanted 😭 man is dressed head to toe in red flags everyone saw this coming except you two I guess
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
2 years
@randy_miller @aidan_smx "haha, you are funny man, what would i even do as a president? That's a good question, i have many problems currently but better men than me have already tried to fix them, im just glad with what i have yknow? Hey, what do you think about warmed seats?"
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
1 year
@cleoofffilm sorry this just looks goofy as fuck no matter what the movie is
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El Yoselino
3 years
@DewEnjoyer not-so fun fact: the school system we have was made in the industrial revolution to prepare kids for the monotony and pain of working in factories while also ensuring they wouldn't know anything useful and the creator of homework made it as a punishment <3
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
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@0harvestmoon0 this is literally just words to describe behavior, y'all are just down HORRENDOUS
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
1 year
@camiopaint y'all want her i AM her we are not the same
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
3 years
@universedonut1 @NintendoPenis Thats not the head Thats the sun
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
2 years
@pleasuresystems Ya'll think the daddy thing is just a name, its a fucking title bro
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
3 years
@mcspicey_ I like how kris probably sees us as this unrelenting all powerful demon when all we wanna do is watch ralsei smoke a fat blunt
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
11 months
@ronin21btc @alexstein99 @tacobell most socially competent conservative
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
2 years
@NotCyberKitten1 @ycsm1n i thought the paper was going to be about her getting frozen in a solid block of coconut oil and i started laughing before even reading it
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
8 months
@piipstachio i always wondered why he never put this much energy against Mr beast but then I remembered he couldn't be racist to a white guy
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El Yoselino
9 months
@lezscum Religion is a burden on humanity
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El Yoselino
1 year
@Q_Review Pewdipie launched ben shapiro into the mainstream and redditized elon musk How long do we have to pretend Felix isn't one of them?
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El Yoselino
2 years
@GreenTextRepost This should've been me fr I need a small boy to rest my arms on
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El Yoselino
3 years
@Compiler421 @datnofact When upgraded: The lord bestows upon you the reward for completing his crusade on the dark ocean 25+ water breathing +50 damage bonus when underwater +15 resistance to fire attacks
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El Yoselino
11 months
@Treydemarked @SquidMechanicus i thought it was because he was a Nazi
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El Yoselino
11 months
@perfectllover give me their number you are too weak
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El Yoselino
2 years
@WomenPostingLs Turns out the mod is s woman because this is the fattest L this page has posted
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El Yoselino
3 months
the quote that's helped me way more times than I can remember "you'll wake up one day, brush your teeth and go about your day, and you'll realize that you can forget, then it all gets easier"
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does anyone have any useful sentences that will change my life immediately upon being read?
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
2 years
@IHE_OFFICIAL Cinema fans when they have to wait 6 minutes through a credit rollout after the 3 and a half hour movie finishes Is it me who genienly doesn't give a shit about post credit scenes? It keeps the viewers watching through the credits, advertises new stuff and its just cool over all
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El Yoselino
2 years
@LutraxLoL @JumpOutTheHAAS @DPPt_Shitpost HIS FRONT WHEEL PUFFS UP IN THE WATER AND THE BACK WHEEL IS HIS TAIL PLUS HES MORE EXPRESSIVE AND GETS A COOL ASS HAIRCUT AS HIS FINAL FORM Koraidon sweep πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
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El Yoselino
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@LunaViouss @adlayy2 What ya'll are saying is that Sexuality is a choice, which is kinda rich coming from the lgbt since we fought so fucking hard to prove is not
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El Yoselino
3 years
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El Yoselino
2 years
@No7Sammy very funny, it's a real issue how can you forget about the new law that
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El Yoselino
3 years
@TheBlueIsIn123 @Kaughtin4k Well at least he is trying i guess
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El Yoselino
3 years
@Donutkun2 Phew, good thing she was rich and white
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El Yoselino
2 years
@BreckinMathias me sitting in a bush checking Twitter during the last circle when suddenly the screen turns blue
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El Yoselino
11 months
@DarkNew2 imaginate al pequeΓ±o Timmy, 8 aΓ±os, le encanta el Minecraft y quiere ver quiΓ©n lo creo luego se tiene que enterar que su creador cree que las mujeres trans no deberΓ­an existir, que los judΓ­os controlan el mundo y que los negros deberΓ­an morir no los culpo
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
3 years
@vectorlovania @DaEgg123 I mean By every time we find art about someone recognized in ancient cultures we think it was either a worshipped god or a king So they will probably think that A) sonic is real Or B) sonic was a god
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El Yoselino
2 years
@_claypot That's the thing, he has shown repeatedly that he can do right by legal laws, is just that he isn't interested, he got a trauma from his childhood and his brother get to him and thinks playing by the rules is a sucker move
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El Yoselino
3 years
@DiaEliA4699 @Mayumi_Joutougu I think you just found your sister
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El Yoselino
11 months
@juul_survivor okay but like she's so pretty so idc
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
10 months
@LolOverruled really cool how we are watching the most straight up acts of police brutality and the only thing we can be certain of is that the lady who got her head slammed into the pavement is definitely in jail
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El Yoselino
2 years
@PBiaesch @rayuu_amsbie @GogglezL @cartridgepink If so that would suck, imagine they have to leave for an emergency and they have to wheek their sorry ass down the fucking ramp like a hot wheels
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
2 years
@Red_D3vi1 @lustnav @GreenTextRepost Cant beat up such a nice person πŸ™ god bless you
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
11 months
@oOoConservas no le sacaron su lechita ahora deben pagar
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El Yoselino
3 months
@SuperBoJackson the comment section is funnier than whole comedies put together lmao loads of angry virgins that their hentai game got substance now, so sad
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El Yoselino
7 months
@worrywirtWW it won't surpass it for the simple fact that: java as good as the base game is, modded Minecraft is cheating as it can be literally about anything but it for sure can be better than vanilla Minecraft, from what I've seen, it already is
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El Yoselino
1 year
@0nikalovesme what's wrong with people wanting compliments 😭 it just feels nice
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El Yoselino
2 years
@Bravo_irl 2010: lmao smoke weed everyday 420 roflmaoooo 2022: nooo00o you csnt joke sbout lean!1!! Its a drugh and its annoying andb it makes me mad andbits ctinge and dfjjdfjf
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El Yoselino
2 years
@ThugShaker900 @IsoIatedIsland you forgot him putting up his fingers to simulate a standing crowd 😭😭
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El Yoselino
11 months
@nox_amoris @alchevic wtf just post it
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El Yoselino
1 year
@BradenIsBased physicists will literally invent a new type of matter before accepting they just did it wrong
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El Yoselino
11 months
@n64cartridges back then this was the most popular style at the time and they didn't really have the same exposure to different art styles that we have today
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El Yoselino
3 years
@arashid04 @discordthreats His dad banged a war lord of course they would
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El Yoselino
3 months
@ImPeQu @Rey_ItsOnly okay we like to call Mojang lazy and take the piss out of the April fool's updates, but I'm starting to think that these updates are Mojang venting when they can't actually add fun stuff into the main game
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
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@Lix_wan_Kenobi it leaves a little rift behind that lets you chase the user without having to use your own making it a strictly offensive item unless you can out manouver the guy chasings you
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El Yoselino
11 months
@jacksonicide i dead ass think she was just trying to get in her head, and it worked
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El Yoselino
2 years
@jtrazbo @KnowingBetterYT because they both hate trans people so in their dilussion they thought it was gonna be a hit
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El Yoselino
2 years
@DeputyRustArt Im about to become racist AND mysoginistic
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El Yoselino
2 years
@PolyDepression This one's always hunted me
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El Yoselino
2 years
@whatsupbeanie HE HE WHEN THE
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El Yoselino
2 years
@musicstruggles1 "we can always tell" 😭 Yeah i dont think you can tbh
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El Yoselino
2 years
@GafieldStan @OutOfContextEvr Well my dad can calculate your exact address by his Facebook profile picture and send you a makeshift explosive
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El Yoselino
2 years
@ShitpostRandom Es que in Japan las hacen fuckeables y a los pedofi- ehem fans del anime no les Gusta cuando las niΓ±as de 13 aΓ±os no tiene pechos del tamaΓ±o de sus cabezas
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@OGoldash
El Yoselino
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@FIamencia @DarkNew2 si por quΓ© los weyes que piensan esas mamadas tienen la capacidad intelectual de un niΓ±o de 8 aΓ±os
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El Yoselino
4 years
@ffairymaia Thinking of super dope animations that have nothing to do with the song but you somehow managed to make it fit
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El Yoselino
3 years
@pingucrackshack @adifying @riamuswag Wdym you hate this, its genienly fucking hilarious "this one's for you drake"
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El Yoselino
11 months
@clickermunks I read that wrong and thought it was Korn suing the fan for taking the shirt to school and that's just really funny to think about
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El Yoselino
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@thevenomsite i quite actually love the idea of a host/symbiote relationship that doesnt match where the host desperately wants the power of the symbiote but doesn't know how to use it/respect it
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El Yoselino
11 months
@SansLps how did people like this show I'm convinced y'all only pretend to like it
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El Yoselino
4 months
@nyghttriumph @willsgardevoir @Boogie2988 do the other legends say "I hate america and straight men" every time they kill him or how does this have anything to do with what boogie said brown people existing is not "lectures about why being a white man is bad"
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El Yoselino
2 years
@shockpine @EmoBoymoder666 Disgraceful This took so long it wasn't even worth it
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El Yoselino
2 years
@TitlesInMedia No no maverick i mean the one after, the top gun maverick
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El Yoselino
2 years
@dox_gay Gays in comercials: Real picture of a real gay person in real pride parade Gays in reality: Picture of a straight actor in a tv show whos is mildly implied to be gay in exactly one line
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El Yoselino
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@HelixProto I don't know the exact name of it, but the reason why this happens is basically instinctual our eyes makes it look like things are moving faster from the corner of our eyes for reflexes essentially if a predator is about to jump or you are about to get swung at by a fist
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El Yoselino
4 years
@tempurmental are these actual places? I really wanna fucking go
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El Yoselino
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@Lix_wan_Kenobi the fact it let's you chase the lightning is god tier, could've been so annoying but you can't use it to escape
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El Yoselino
2 years
@insanelymad07 @hourly_shitpost that's coyote Peterson he's an animal guy dude and is part of a channel that educates people on wild animals this episode he caught a frog of some kind and I'm guessing the screams were a defense mechanism, hense his joke
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El Yoselino
3 years
@notoriouskeylor @tangerinelean @Stupid_Police_ This countrie's oil* They were used by the rich to gain terrain and oil money
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El Yoselino
1 year
@Alekce Ive never even been close to a situation like this and it still felt so nostalgic somehow
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El Yoselino
11 months
@hanniblom @grendelmenz because you taught them all the lessons you couldn't get at their age you didn't what looked good, you didn't know what was cool at the time, you didn't know how important it all was then you did and you made sure she knew, so she'd be in a better spot than you
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El Yoselino
11 months
@OutOfContextMex el viejillo: es comic on o peregrinaciΓ³n?
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El Yoselino
1 year
@ArannReichhardt I thought you'd be taller
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El Yoselino
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@DewEnjoyer imagine they better-call-saul this guy on a season 2 and he's a main character with a great arc that just gets smoked in the original show
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El Yoselino
3 years
@womenpostingws Massive w but the fact this is an exception instead of the norm is a bit deppressing
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El Yoselino
2 years
@MnMLRadu @heavyeyelids @GertdeJong15 @gastewart1 @GreenBadgeSi @JustStop_Oil nope, the carbon foot print of a single can of oil will not be enough to damage much, most of the damage caused by fossil fuels comes from energy plants and factories (and the military in the case of the US) so you can be a petty child and do that, you aren't the important one
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El Yoselino
3 years
@bnwkr I believe we have the best gun game balance so far Fights can finally take place in long range, placing a single wall no longer instantly turns off every long distance gun in the game Shot guns are finally optional instead of a must It will take some time to adapt but i like it
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El Yoselino
1 year
@zectrx @Rap Grown ass adult
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El Yoselino
3 years
@DreamSuiteSFM @ApeMiIk I think he is the one that's scared bro
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El Yoselino
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@SuVividLee why is nobody posting the sequel where someone found his email and just kept sending him trash bars
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El Yoselino
2 years
@lampstick @SYACVG Yeah Thats the problem That shouldn't be a thing Am i alone in this???
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El Yoselino
2 years
@javi_khoso DONT WORRY MY BABY LOVE SHE WAS JUST BUSY PICKING THE MOST PURRFECT GIFT YOU
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El Yoselino
2 years
@ArleeBSm @mariportsa @TheChadYoumans "Hopefully she looses weight" 😭 Im dying dwag
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El Yoselino
11 months
@flightlessmilfs 50/50 maybe? noir only saw in black and white, but scorpion called spiderham a cartoon, then in the sequel we get this and the vulture is amazed at the skyline of gwens universe
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El Yoselino
2 years
@TappinGrassley @gothspiderbitch Not this one either πŸ™„ the guy stole a jet from a military base and spawn camped a newbie until they disconnected
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El Yoselino
2 years
@ComicGirlAshley Marvel fans explaining why it was completely necessary to add a low quality render of Angelina Jolie sitting on a empty beach using CGI
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