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@cresentgodd

5 months

Stopping at a petrol station when on a boda has to be among the top 10 most embarrassing things 💀

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6 months

kuna mtu alitag dci kwa post yangu nikapanick kidogo nikadelete 😭. Herbs need to be legalized in this country nimechoka kujificha kila saa nkt

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5 months

kila saa "have you eaten" yet hakuna chakula unatuma in my direction after you ask. Like what was the point of even asking? Nkt fudhi wewe

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6 months

the short men in Nairobi are actually hotter than the tall ones. Im switching sides now Short kings to the world >>>

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5 months

no one: Every Nairobi nigga: "im batman".

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6 months

Some time back i tweeted about starting "Kenya Creameries" for fellow creamers. We as a company tunawataka. Mkuje interviews sis

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@_cherlilly

6 months

Non squirters nani atatupenda😭😂😭

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4 months

entrance fee ikipita 1k jua tu mimi siendi

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5 months

watu kwa hii hostel wananiibia music taste.I can hear one of my neighbors blasting my exact playlist in the exact same order that i had arranged it😭Si ushuffle kiasi isikae obviously jamani😭😭

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6 months

Natural lighting >>

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4 months

im about to "happy international mens mental health awareness month" back into his life knowing very well I'm the reason his mental health is shit

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@cresentgodd

6 months

im convinced all those people hating on that astral projection shawty are vienyejis

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@cresentgodd

7 months

the gatekeeping going on here is crazy

Senje🎀✨️

@v1b3stupu

7 months

Y'all won't believe it but ik a place you can get exactly this for 16k 🤭

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7 months

yayy

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@osoroKE

1 year

Women in glasses thread? 🥹 Bless us queens

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5 months

i thought it meant retweet 😭

Sunflowers🌻

@_Kennah_8

5 months

Guyys😂😂😂😭😭😭you don't wanna know what i thought Rt meant😭😭

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5 months

whats crazy is most of the fine/popular people i knew back in primary and high school had glow downs while the people that were viewed as not conventionally attractive had such huge glow ups over time.Kwani what usually happens?

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6 months

todays fit looked good so why not

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4 months

June photodumps are gonna be crazy🤣🤣 #REJECTFINANCEBILLL2024

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2 months

fuck kplc nkt #RutoMustGo

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@cresentgodd

6 months

Enyewe si fiti vile amekufanyia!! ebu send that username i try tell them to change their ways

qui_terry👑💕

@qui_terry

6 months

People who send you unsolicited d*ck pics on Snapchat as streaks need help😭😭why am I seeing this in the morning? Send me a cup of coffee with a time stamp or something tf😭😭

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2 months

In frame 3 ,i cut off 4 of my locs cause i wanted my natural fro back. I changed my mind after cutting the 4th one so i ran back to the salon to get them put back😭

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@LilAziiz_

2 months

August photo dump anyone?😊

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3 months

enough is enough

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5 months

the body type i like isn't here. I want a bony,on the verge of death looking figure that looks like it was starved and beaten for 12 years🧎🏾‍♀️

Big Bronze🍀

@bronze_bomber3

6 months

Gents, which is your body type here and ladies what body type is a die for?

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5 months

The TL is becoming too much man

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5 months

@fwa_ke hii yako ni deadly🤣🤣🤣

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5 months

the day i get these I'm throwing away all my bras

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6 months

with veiny hands

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥🧛🏽‍♀️

@ShaniaWagema

6 months

Tall and Skinny. End of story.🥰

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6 months

nkt

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3 months

"can you braid my hair for me " seems to be the new "can i hit"

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5 months

@irrizwarririz wah wah wah.. this right here😭😭😭

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@cresentgodd

5 months

i take everything i said back. I was in a hostage situation. tall men for life #tallkings4l #livelaughlovetallmen #heighmatters

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6 months

the short men in Nairobi are actually hotter than the tall ones. Im switching sides now Short kings to the world >>>

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5 months

this couple is just way too random😭. I need the backstory of how they met

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5 months

Best month ever❤️‍🔥

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5 months

"nakaa hivi exact". i know y'all be lying on here💀

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@cresentgodd

6 months

huezi niconvince. I've witnessed too much in this life

Liloh254🦋

@Liloh254

6 months

Maturing is realizing some girls actually have guy friends that are actually like brothers to them 😊

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@cresentgodd

3 months

time to add "girlfriends day" to my muted word list

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@cresentgodd

5 months

waahh i hate bbl's . Even the lip filler stuff. So so horrible my gosh.

cuntquakeᥫ᭡ says #RutoMustGo!!!!!

@luckyredrebel

5 months

You always turn into the thing you hate the most

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6 months

This drink is so addictive 😭

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@cresentgodd

4 months

sigh. Next time umwone tell her its "your" not "you're"

Mwendwa

@Kelvinmwendwa__

4 months

Nilikua nimelala kwa mat then this girl seated next to me nashangaa mbona ananisukuma akitaka nimpishe apite😂 Then she hand me this akiendaga. Kumbe mtu wangu uenjoy hivi 😌😂

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6 months

for cream collection you shall be allocated an employee to help extract your creams. construction of the cream collection room is underway

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@LlamakShazzy

6 months

@cresentgodd Venue?📍

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@cresentgodd

7 months

me and my short king

Mjengo World

@MjengoWorld

7 months

It's #TBThursday today. Let's see those throwback pics🤗

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4 months

@AdamMaina_ @EUAmbKenya @USAmbKenya @UN @UNHumanRights @CNN @AJEnglish @BBCNews @FoxNews @amnesty @volker_turk @IntlCrimCourt @CNNAfrica @AlJazeera @BBCAfrica @BBCBreaking @ICJKenya @USEmbassyKenya @UKinKenya @AusHCKenya @ICC @ICCT_TheHague

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@cresentgodd

2 months

woiee, 1 like is crazy bro. ebu let me amplify for you at least upate traction kidogo

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@owenntweets

2 months

low budget Wanjiku Stephens

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3 months

Fuck kplc . We need to demonopolize these idiots

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@cresentgodd

6 months

Your pillar of strength ako hapo comment section aki comment a body type that is the complete opposite of yours

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥🧛🏽‍♀️

@ShaniaWagema

6 months

Haya juu mnaagree nyinyi wote, what's your definition of a perfect body?

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@cresentgodd

4 months

a minor inconvenience happens in my life : me : "i blame Ruto"

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5 months

sigh

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@cresentgodd

6 months

nikona an ex who i did extremely dirty mwenye anafanya kazi huko so trust me they care💀

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6 months

@cresentgodd I think DCI Don't even care 😭

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@cresentgodd

5 months

Why does food from other peoples houses always taste better than your own?? mind you tunatumia the exact same ingredients😭

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@cresentgodd

4 months

mimi don't come talk to me in real life with that twitter lingo btw . Ill just walk away ushinde hapo ukijiongelesha🤣

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@cresentgodd

6 months

Whoever Vivian is, teach me your ways😭🤲🏾

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@Byakuya_Boyy

6 months

Vivian has to be up there

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4 months

@sunshineblunttz @EUAmbKenya @USAmbKenya @UN @UNHumanRights @CNN @AJEnglish @BBCNews @FoxNews @amnesty @volker_turk @IntlCrimCourt @CNNAfrica @AlJazeera @BBCAfrica @BBCBreaking @ICJKenya @USEmbassyKenya @UKinKenya @AusHCKenya @ICC @ICCT_TheHague

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@cresentgodd

7 months

this shit is so annoying. unaficha nini surely? might as well not tweet it at all nkt. Someone needs to invent a ‘whatsapp gb’ nini for twitter

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6 months

hear me out.... the chapo /nutella combo🧎🏾‍♀️🤲🏾

⋆⋅Tamz⋅⋆

@txmxrm

6 months

Chapo imepakwa asali >>>

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@cresentgodd

4 months

Sorry , let me use proper tags😭 #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo #RutoMustGo And 🙏🙏🙏👇🏽 #CharleneRutoswigsmustgotoo

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@cresentgodd

5 months

Acha nianze shopping sasa pale qrts

king hysteria

@king_hysteria

5 months

Any cockpits in your gallery? Submit

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@cresentgodd

6 months

@muishcore hi hello, hiiii

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6 months

mimi si mtu wa shetani i promise idk why its like this😂

k︎igen arap Mais

@X_Official__

6 months

Show me your Insta Explore section

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6 months

@harrentheblack_ 🚩🚩🚩

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3 months

bangi ni kitu ya kunyima mtu surely? Mko stingy huku inje

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@cresentgodd

4 months

i hate it when an interesting tweet pops up on my timeline then twitter decides to auto-refresh. Knowing that ill never be able to find that tweet again makes me so mad😭😭

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@cresentgodd

5 months

all those quoting and commenting trying to defend him najua you feel targeted cause you know you do the same nonsense. Kasirika ulale 👍🏾

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5 months

kila saa "have you eaten" yet hakuna chakula unatuma in my direction after you ask. Like what was the point of even asking? Nkt fudhi wewe

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@cresentgodd

6 months

stop interrupting my plans bae

O.J. Pimpson

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6 months

This is a trap. Unataka tujitoe utublock.

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6 months

kfc's oreo crusher tastes like ass ong . They need to remove that watery ass drink from the menu. yuck

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6 months

@jreginax you can have them all😭. Mimi nimefunga hio chapter

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4 months

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7 months

she chasing the bag. Love to see the hustle🙏City girls we back up 🗣️

SpongeBob's Lastborñ🍍

@Awuor_2

7 months

@kiriminol @s1ah_wanja And I thought I was tweeking 🫠🫠

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@cresentgodd

7 months

“why don’t girls shoot their shot” :

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@X_Official__

7 months

Kunikufia mimi while you don't even appear in my top 20 of girlies I'd pick is crazy 😭

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@cresentgodd

6 months

Heh kukua kwa relationship inakaa kazi mob . Thank God im single

President of planet yap 🎀

@njokicannotstfu

6 months

@isthatEdd My take is that it's caused by getting too comfortable, you're supposed to be dating and both putting effort otherwise if you overlook your partners romantic needs because y'all are "fine" the spark will be lost and relationship ibore hence the fatigue

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2 months

id just like to make a public announcement that sio mimi niliandika hii ujinga. Ive always been team tall. Whoever took my phone and typed this out nitakupata

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6 months

the short men in Nairobi are actually hotter than the tall ones. Im switching sides now Short kings to the world >>>

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4 months

this pic for sure

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4 months

What's the definition of Aura ?

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5 months

@_mafirifiri that sound is so funny🤣🤣

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4 months

those barber shops on tiktok need to learn how to start tagging their damn customers

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@cresentgodd

7 months

nimeona android icons pale juu nikajua ni uongo😭

edwinsifunasversion 🧎🏾‍♀️🫶🏾

@AkothMelanie

7 months

Am I? Better than everyone else?🙂💅

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@cresentgodd

4 months

"im following everyone who comments below". Mind you following digits zake bado ni zile zile

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@cresentgodd

4 months

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7 months

Real. Then they dm you talking about “i saw you today” like ok what am i supposed to do with that information ??

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6 months

@flookeyjones ati💀

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5 months

for free???😭

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Doja Cat at Met Gala.

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6 months

Heh, that Carlton guy has bagged a fine one icl

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6 months

fuck

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6 months

@X_Official__ the paranoia kicked in😭

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6 months

😋

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@LilAziiz_

6 months

April Photo dump, anyone?

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@cresentgodd

5 months

Kila siku spotify. When will i start seeing apple music threads man

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@sainttoliver

5 months

Are you brave enough to show your top 3?

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4 months

fuck this building and fuck kplc

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7 months

aih bro

Jinga Bonito

@not_marcus0

7 months

Nataka kukuonyesha my circumcision scars 🥹🥹

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5 months

1.Death note 2. Monster 3. Chainsaw man 4. Attack on titan 5. Darling in the franxx

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Daily Offender🤺

@Byakuya_Boyy

6 months

Y'all ever notice that womens worst enemy is erm... women

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@cresentgodd

4 months

this isn't our president he is a thief. 🙏🗣️ #rejectfinancdbill2024 #rutomustgo

K24 TV

@K24Tv

4 months

“I am very happy that we are having a conversation on issues that affect the nation,” President Ruto

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7 months

gifts you say

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6 months

hii nayo siwezi. I'm going to construct a cage like enclosure where i can be monitoring his every move and make sure i'm the only person he sees and talks to every single day 🫶🏾

SHIRLEY💋.

@MwambaShirley

6 months

Knowing you don't have control over such things & letting them do them>>>

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4 months

kumbe sisi addicts tuko wengi🤣

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4 months

Hmmmmm

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7 months

mimi it was of my instagram. Ata sielewi whats wrong im so peaceful

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@ShawrryforW

7 months

Kuna mtu aliwai niambia, he can't date me cause of my Twitter 😭 Bro, I still think about that statement

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@cresentgodd

4 months

that 'actuallyLumu' guy on TikTok is one of the most funniest interviewers ive ever come across on that app lol. Proper raw unfiltered content 🤣

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6 months

@ryandontnut coffee😮‍💨🤲🏾

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5 months

@muishcore sijui mbona i find it irritating

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@cresentgodd

4 months

we all know irl haikai hivi. Start posting those abominations y'all be serving us not this photoshopped nonsense smh

KFC Kenya

@KFCinKenya

4 months

Calling all crunch lovers! The Double Crunch Burger is here, packing a double dose of crispy goodness. Original or Zinger, the choice is yours! Are you ready to Crunch? Get yours now. #ItsFingerLickinGood #DoubleCrunchburger

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@cresentgodd

5 months

@stepnuts i just want to tell them what they are doing is wrong ni nini💀?

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4 months

😭???

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