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2 years

If I start a podcast talking about random shit will y’all listen? Anyways here is the first episode:

Podcast · ｡˚⭒Tamar Muthama⭒˚ ｡ · Tamar talks about anything on her mind because why not ??? Stalk me on instagram @tamarmuthama 🫶🏾

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This is the most Friday looking Thursday

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Jacob Juma is proof that you should tweet all those intrusive thoughts🫵🏾 Mbinguni hakuna maswali za digital footprint 🙏🏾mashallah

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Ain’t no way we were laughing that much in highschool and we were sober😂😂😂

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Nani huyu anafunza mamangu new lingo? Young man I will find you

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4 months

Literally nothing about Rongai in the news ????????????? He’s definitely controlling the media! #RutoMustGo

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1 year

Pesa kweli ni sabuni wueh Huyo ni Polycarp anakaa Lupin?

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Tumebaki wawili hatujawai ona Love Island

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4 months

I intend to make kesho my first maandameezy ever I’m nervous Tips?🥺

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1 year

Kc pineapple is now cheaper than a national ID eh eh eh I wonder….

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11 months

Spotify telling me “you romantic you” nikijua vile mapenzi imenifanyia this year has triggered me💀

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5 months

😭😭😭😭

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Mimi ukinionyesha you are bare minimum ata mimi nakuwa the same We go bare minimum for bare minimum in this bitch😭you won’t exploit me aii😭

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Whoever invented chedva may you and your children and your children’s children never lack😩🙏🏾

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4 months

“Next Gen” Shit sounds like a petrol station😭GO HOME bruh

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11 months

Uni is all fun and games until November 😭😭😭😭😭

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9 months

Yaani unatoka nje unapumua pekee, half your mpesa balance is GONE

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4 months

Real yoghurt drinkers know lemon biscuit is supreme

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The Delamere pear caramel yoghurt is the best yoghurt ever

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1 year

Nothing more embarrassing than kubebwa na boda inacheza loud music😭😭😭

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11 months

Lol it’s only TUESDAY???😭those two days have felt like a whole week in itself

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8 months

I say “na mko na mambo💀✋🏾” at least three times a day everyday because fr mko na mambo

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2 years

Call me Ombachi the way I'm DONE

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2 years

Loving a broke 🥷🏾 is so hard Wdym “nitumie chwani nitakurudishia”

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4 months

Everyday I hate y’all for not voting for Wajackoyah Saa hii the only worry we would have is lung problems

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4 months

What kind of a country hires snipers to shoot down its own citiziens ???????? Hii unyama ya aina gani WTF #RejectFinanceBill2024

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2 years

Uzuri wa medium ugly men akishapiga luku he’s a 10

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1 year

Tumebaki wawili kwa dunia hatujuaona Barbie and Oppenheimer

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11 months

Chris Kaiga you have one more month to act accordingly

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A round of applause for Kenyan music 2023 please.

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Jealous of people who can just eat breakfast immediately after waking up with no nausea

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4 months

How did the MauMau used to survive? 😭😭😭 Gai Nataka tu mtu anitolee hasira zake za Ruto if yk what I mean 😭

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4 months

Is the Kasmuel hate train over so that I can finally admit how he can get it? 👀

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6 months

Aki kuanguka chini as an adult is so embarrassing 😭alafu watu kwa barabara waanze “pole woi pole”😭 Nguvu inakuisha kabisaaa

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6 months

Vile nimeanguka ata siamini...my body has reset 😭😭 kutoka nje tena labda kutupa dustbin.

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Mambo yameenda mulama guys😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Canon event ya kushikwa na mzazi na blunt imenifikia finally😣

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5 months

Seeing your parent getting sick is so scary wah Ebu pona haraka urudi kunisumbua

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4 months

A smocha when you haven’t eaten anything in 24 hours really heals the soul

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3 months

Mum: “So utawacha bangi” Me:

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4 months

Mambo yameenda mulama guys😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Canon event ya kushikwa na mzazi na blunt imenifikia finally😣

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5 months

The third wheeling that comes from hanging out with people like this <<<<

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Ubaya ya kuhang out na sisi is we have so many inside jokes 😹you'll say a random word and we'll burst out laughing and you'll think we are crazy

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Ni mimi pekee sipendi mzazi akiwa leave?😭😭😭 I need my designated 8 hours of silence alone in the house or I’ll start tweaking Why between my safe space you’re passing around?😔

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I’ll never forget my ex used to play break up songs when we were with him nashinda nikishangaa mbona kumbe mimi ni rebound 😭😭😭

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I may look ok but deep down I really miss singing those catholic songs during mass in highschool

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1 year

Eh please mko funny😭😭😭

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4 months

Shout out to the girl he chose instead of me You are extremely beautiful and talented and I have learnt so much from you from all the crippling stalking I have been doing In another life I would have loved to be your friend 🫶🏾

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If I send you my pictures I expect you to reply with a voice note of you barking, call me mommy and tell me I’m the hottest person you’ve ever seen in your life.

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GK is hilarious 😂😂😂

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2 years

Usingizi ya matatu ni the second best thing after usingizi ya desk na church

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4 months

The pandemic of your parent’s house and household items not being the aesthetic you want <<< 😔

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7 months

Wdym unachukia watermelons? The most unproblematic fruit. Wewe wacha upick me

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4 months

Sijadj tangu last week juu ya stress😔 #RutoMustGo

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4 months

Someone just asked me kama naenda Summertides… I can’t believe y’all parents just let you go to another county for a concert and sleep over there… 😭mimi ata kuenda duka ni shida

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If you’re having a bad day just eat fries I promise you’ll feel better

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6 months

Unpopular opinion: Imperfect dental formula makes your smile so uniquely beautiful 💗

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Dentition inaeza maliza face card mbaya

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6 months

Getting fake drunk on alvaro after a swimming day >>>> Mehn I miss my childhood

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11 months

I really wanna go to Karura and ride a bike the whole afternoon then eat alottttttt 🥺

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11 months

Kenya?💀labda Size 8

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Mtulete SZA Sasa!

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9 months

Why in hell is January looking like July???☹️

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2 years

I just know I’ve started menopause because there’s no other explanation

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11 months

Ni age gani mtu hufika ndio mzazi anaelewa uko na shughuli za usiku so hulali kwake???

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2 years

Kuna mtu anafungua shule kukalia exams na analala tu🫵🏾

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Saa hii if you employ me you’ll be the one who was there for me when I had nothing

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4 months

Kuchapwa na mzazi ukiwa na ID nayo ni aibu

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10 months

Na chakula yote nitakula leo better go straight to my ass na si tafadhali

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2 years

Sleep paralysis is the most terrifying thing walai

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11 months

😭This is my last year of lacking confidence I’ve been my own enemy for too long

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11 months

Duka inajiita thrift shop lakini bei ni za Mr Price Make it makes sense jameni ???

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2 years

Me during mass in highschool

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11 months

Sisi good girls tuko inside this fine public holiday…hatuna mti ya kupanda Tunaskiza ctrl ya SZA

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1 year

Mzazi amepata lighter nimeambiwa niketi tuongee

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7 months

Spotify will damn near harass you to pay for that premium 😭😭😭

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8 months

😂😂😂Tumebaki wawili Nairobi hatujafika Wine Tails

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8 months

The whole of Nairobi was literally at wine tails Jana , unaturn ivi , talking stage wa 2019, unazunguka, ex wa last year and then kidogo , my desk mate from class 6 gosh

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2 years

I might be the only one who has never used fuliza

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2 years

Once you start fulizaring there is no way back😭.

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8 months

Nilikuwa niwache pombe but Carrie Wahu amesema tulewe mko???

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9 months

Tf is this???🤣😭😭😭😭

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9 months

Nikibrush meno, heri nitapike lakini ulimi ikuwe safi

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2 years

I need a stoner boyfriend who we can get high and nasty with

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3 years

If the notes app on my phone gets leaked I will die.

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11 months

THIS is real love imo

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2 years

I need like 10 cargo pants ASAP

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3 months

Ukiangalia haraka kazikai vibaya

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3 months

Told my mum to do mini twists on my hair… Amezigawa ni kama hataki I feel sick😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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4 months

Nyawanga with that “dhana potovu”

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9 months

The smell of simsim

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4. What is the aroma/smell/fragrance you hate the most?

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1 year

Bare minimum nigga starter pack

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1 year

POV: I'm your boyfriend

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2 years

First day of school kesho Kuchelewa class nimewacha. Ni mimi nafungua milango za lecture hall

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8 months

The sun is burning like my love for you

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11 months

I love chips so much I want to be a waru

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7 months

Wdym you are still sending streaks in 2024 at your big age?

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2 years

Idc Shooting a friendship shot makes me more nervous than shooting a relationship shot

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10 months

Damn a year is actually such a long time because I am not the person I was in January AT ALL Like even the way I’m viewing the world is so different whattt😂

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Catching up on the Boina drama instead of reading for my exams >>>

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