The first time I was asked if I am a grower or shower, i told this babe kwetu we don't keep chicken😭. I'm sorry June but I was young and innocent,I found the answer though
Kumbe the law says in boarding schools, children should sleep at 9:30 am and wake up at 6:00 am and that national school kuna time tulikuwa tunalala 11 pm tunaamshwa 4:30 am🥲
One day tunacheza never have I ever and the never is never have I ever flashed someone 😭me thinking flashing ni kupigia mtu na simu alafu you kata the call when they pick I shouted "mimi huflash babangu". The way people looked at me💀
Lakini we grew up in a beautiful era 😭😭😭😭
Imagine we watched BTR, Henry Danger, Thundermans, TMNT, Super Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Icarly, Sam and Cat, Victorious, Game Shakers😂😂like daamn we are a blessed generation
Will I ever be able to navigate Nairobi streets😭I almost had a breakdown,mara the bodaboda guy,huku kwingine porters wanakugonga na mizigo zao,this other side ushawekwa ndani ya gari za kisumu,upande mwingine unaambiwa uingie saloon,madam I'm bald😭😭😭😭this city is chaotic
My mom is telling me oomf has been hospitalized since an acrylic got stuck up his ass while he was being fingered by his girl😂😂😂mimi sijawahi isha hivi😂😂
Mathe na yeye anachachisha hii story
Yaani you're asking for the link to a video to see an 8 year old girl being molested by an old man, for what?
Naaaah,you are just exposing that pedophile side of you. Sick pedophiles!!!!
Sijawahi elewa the concept of not responding to messages( for people in good terms)
Azin you will just enter Whatsapp and even post status but kujibu a message ndo una draw the line???
Have you ever had a guilty fap?
Nishawahi have a sesh in the balcony and unloaded a heavy jizz, later I heard people asking "ni kunguru gani hiyo inakunyia hivyo"
Walikataza Akothee kuenda shule motivation the basis of morality. I say, hypocrisy of the highest order. Yes she has that side of hers, who is of no sin?? When she goes visits schools she doesn't ask the girls to follow vices, she talks to them like she would her daughters
In Chozi la heri there was this guy who came and built a mansion only for the fiancee to say she can't live in a nest and flew back home.... Wanawake, mnatakanga nini lakini😂😂
Remember guys, it's
#RejectFinanceBill2024
Notice the capital R, capital F, capital B and 2024. Don't be duped to use the wrong hashtag
They're paying for wrong hashtags to shadowban ours
Lmao,anapost kwa hiyo thread ya a conversation with your partner and you clearly see hamjawahi have such a conversation😂😂smh😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭
One thing about me, if I'm eating at your place I'll do the dishes😭😭hata kama ni za kutoka Christmas
It's like a curse and I can't do anything about it😭😭😭😭
Ushawahi jiuliza why taking a heavy dump leaves you feeling good? This is because pooping also has psychological effects.
So hapa we are gonna look at 2 major nerves; pudendal(trying pronouncing it like a kisii) and the vagus nerve. Sasa,the pudendal nerve is the nerve that
Harufu ya umaskini harufu ya ufukara😭😭😭
What was wrong with hs teachers💀 don't even remind me the time I had to sunda my roll on in my butt ndo isichukuliwe
@Josh001J
So sick- Ne-yo
Mad- Ne-yo
Miss independent - Ne-yo
Let me love you- Mario
Sexy love- Ne-yo
No air - Jordin Sparks ft Chris Brown
Love in this club- Usher
My Boo- Alicia keys ft Usher
There goes my baby- Usher
Bartender - T-pain ft Akon
Battlefield - Jordin Sparks
😭😭😭😭