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Graphophile|Chemist|Federalist|Reactionary|I am ready to learn pretty much anything

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined May 2015
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Decided to practice cursives after a long day.
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Who would win?
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si mbaya.... mi nilichase kutoka form 1 hadi after form 4 na sikufaulu.... Cuzo yake akanionea huruma akanipea
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Nani amekwambia wasee huenda gym wana akili ama time ya kusoma?
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Hii Nairobi wanaume wangekua wanasoma vitabu kama Rnaze, tungekua mbali...
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Men now have to apologise for touching the women they love
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I want to apologize for what we did together in that theatre…my sincerest apologies and we promise to do better in the future
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@Ahlexmoralex @OfficiallyApril Do you know the meaning of "bolt"?
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@Vaibhav21237481 @fastworkers6 It's ice bro....a ball of ice. Absolutely no glass there
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@nyanchama_ @Ms_Wanjiruh Easier said than done
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@jimaids @BBCAfrica I don't think he means smart the way you think it. In Kenya if you're told you're smart it means you're well dressed.
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@lindahoguttu Delivered
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@keyboysteve @LarryMadowo There's a white dude on my Facebook timeline who told me he prefers to keep his opinion on Kenyan politics to himself, because his visa depends on it. Never seen someone so wise
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@SteadmanSlick69 @MulhollandL0ver Not every song is meant to be played at parties
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@abdulblack2nd @kibe_hum It's not what you call it, it's called taking matters into your hands and a real should do so once in a while
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@justju02 @Neo_url A 10 yo helping buckle up a 2 yo occasionally is not a 10yo raising a 2yo. You're changing the argument to make it easy for you to attack it.
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@shobanes Kenya has time and time again proven very efficient at such games. Remember when Uhuru used to threaten to close refugee camps whenever the UN would refuse to "M-Pesa"
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@njambifever If your parents are shouting at you in their house the best thing to do is move out.
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She kept quiet 2 years and pitched out of the blues.
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Yearly, wind blows millions of tons of phosphate rich sand across the Atlantic Ocean to fertilise the Amazon rain forest which is the largest nature's laboratory. If the Sahara desert were to become a rainforest, the Amazon would die.
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@KeSharpGains @mulamwah I follow back, guys!
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@danielmarven I follow back 100%
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Who hates a well toasted slice of bread? Who hates a really good naturally ripe banana? Who would hate a well kept chubby babe with a face that looks like the above two? Fück your sensitivity!
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@jeanbrendah I believe the soul travels faster than the body. My personal belief. I've dreamt of places and then found myself going to those places
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@amourebelli @HIGsuspendedd How many times am I going to see this tweet on my tl? It's become an eyesore
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@WomenPostingLs Her phone more private than the holes between her legs
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@RitaPanahi @TalbertSwan I really like your views but to be honest I wouldn't hug someone who's been found guilty of killing my brother.
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@thasensitiveone @realjayelaine @WrittenByHanna It'd be fair if you asked us if we've ever dated a broke woman.
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@ObamaMalik now that you're not slurring your brother the likes n rts aren't as many as before
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@CamCam2k1 @ClassiestBuu2 @Meelsie143 I always tell my friends this. You get in a fight and knock someone with your pinky finger they're dead. Yet another person somewhere is surviving a 10km fall without a parachute
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get fucking verified. your 300k followers are more active than others people's 1 million followers
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@BG_Mo_ @Son_ImSleep He asked who's more replaceable, not who's replaceable. Damn, how will you understand the nuptials if you can't understand such a simple construction?
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@mweziwasita The silence of friends during trying times is louder than the gloating of enemies.
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@ABC So these days they charge people for acting out of good will
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Apollo, continue to fight for us. Many people who are not on twitter may not know you.But us the few who know you appreciate the immense effort you're putting in your fight for the millions of Kenyans. It is beautiful to sleep knowing someone cares. Because caring is what matters
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It was an error my foot! @KenyaPower deliberately inflated electricity bills to fleece consumers #SwitchOffKPLC
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@Rashousmane Niaje Rash Mtu anakubaliana na hio si ni fala tu. Politician gani Kenya atatengeneza road kwa desert. Wanatengeneza barabara zinaenda mahali rentals zao ziko
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@yinfinia @DAQUANDSG He was 17. How do you expect a 17 yo to be in charge of his emotions?
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@arrtnem @DragonflyJonez In Kenya we use the dd/mm/year format and in everyday conversation we don't say the 19th of January 2024. We simply say 19th January 2024
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@CRVNE_eth @ug_confessed Go full or go home bro
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@RamzZy_ Ramzy, 82 years on earth is a heck of a long time. Most of her friends and relatives who know are dead. Na urbanisation pia ni problematic. There are children who barely know their grandparents. We should not judge her too harshly
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@QueenHedylogosx @Pauline98476699 😂😂😂the CIA are shocked at how their operation is working efficiently
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@belladonnarthy You have the same facial expression in literally every photo of you
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@ella_franta @lovedoveclarke This is overly simplistic
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@powerofpussy17 @NBCNews *his
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@kamau_ke7 @kibeandy I think that's a good name. We can't say she lied We can't also not say she lied. She kept quiet about something very important that she should've been forthright about.
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@DavieDuque @RoyMukora I mean, the majority of people including me are not tattoo artists but we think she looks so what does it matter?
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@spectatorindex @CDHVDS Nigerians think reproducing is a championship game
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@EzekielMutua @InfoKfcb @Khagali_M @NellyMuluka @KibetBenard_ @ConsumersKenya @Ikoajekenya Ezekiel Mutua and associates
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@nyawinyawira8 Move to a new country and meeting people from a dating site is like walking on the edge of a knife.
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@brysonmu6 @Mbuucu Shirts za Jubilee ni mingi Kisumu boss. Hapa Kenya kuvaa shirt after elections si kitu
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@uVuri_ @JustGotcha @akreana_ While I accept you have a valid point, don't you think it's really worthwhile for women to be helpful to each given the number of daily missing person reports in your country?
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@Kalasinga_ @iamjoseh_ That'd make him a liar or a swindler but not a narcissist
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@SiboneloThabede @realDonaldTrump He had foresight in this one. Give it to him
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@yinfinia @24DarkKnight @DAQUANDSG slapping someone for being racist is self defense
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@Dr_AustinOmondi I always love reading the contraindications part of any drug packaging.
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@B3laze The correct word is "critic". "Hater" ni ya streets
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Someone said "cruising around in Mombasa with your Lambojini" Please hold me😭😭😭😭😭
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I wish we had counterfeit cars. I'd comfortably drive a Joop
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@imteyla @sicksadke Why did I guess right that this is an OF account?
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@bakanjo @Jayfixjack Of course he does...the windowsill!
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@GeneralWaitish @_GreatnessTupu The funny thing about your post is that it is true
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@ChristianJon111 @DaCroissantt @andrehaykaljr @ARosenbaum24 There's an old saying that goes "a rolling stone gathers no moss". Stability is everything. If you can get steady flow of cash from a steady job you're good.
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Baba yako angefanya hivi angetusaidia sana
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normalize kununua condoms mingi at once ku avoid aibu ya mara kwa mara 😂
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@Kamau266 @ASKARIJELA Men marry desperately when young
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@aystickz @ElsaAngel19 Damn, buddy you're gassing up yourself based off of opinion from this one?!
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@waithera_jk There's nothing revolutionary about memorizing a man's number plate and using the most dubious methods to reach him. You're not revolting against the system. You're continuing the very distatesful things that society, after knowing better, is trying to put behind.
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@ItsBravin @DCI_Kenya How can we know this story is true and not a flat out lie? I mean, I'm not condoning rape but based on past experiences we can't take someone's words to be true right from the word go. There should be room for doubt
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@DJDaley @SaycheeseDGTL Do you run your mouth if you can't handle the potential disastrous outcomes of doing so
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@Thato_Mokoena1 @Hey_ayanda @Ntshangase001 The receiver receives the surname
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@danielmarven @kingdmusic @WWWMovement @ChairoNdou Make me get to 1000 followers. I'm following back at the speed of light I need only 80
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@BabyBoop7998 @ike1_lips @SugaKookieMin_ @RossBelita @fawizium @Footiematics You don't get to force someone to be your buddy
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@YiippyTweets @adiPOTHEAD Hey, hello
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@RonoAlphas @njambifever I can see you're a man of culture as well😆😆
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Lol, with my financial situation I don't need any more libido than I do now. In fact, if anything, I want less of it. So please keep it.
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@danielmarven Like this I'll follow Follow back
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@DavidNdii Dead corrupt officer gets praises from most powerful and well connected individuals. Leaves a bad legacy of destruction to vulnerable families and individuals.
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@CoachMarcMitts @MilkMagnate @DonBegDonCri @FlashpointNurs1 You're shaming his mama. So you agree with him
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@tafpay @Morbidful She lied that it was two black men and you just know how Amerikkka works
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@ItsMutai *travaillez*
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@osurikevin @ntvkenya You didn't get it!
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@XivTroy I mean, a cat can get a drumstick, just not from my plate. She was just trying to annoy you. Judging you internally for not being a vegan. Typical liberal.
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@50Nuancesdetwt @RizzHOF Come-cum-came
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@WomenPostingLs We all can still smell the tuna from the screen
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@TheOtherDelo_ Sio story ya watu wameoverstay Visa?
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@CaptainDominicO @C_NyaKundiH @ahmednasirlaw @DonaldBKipkorir Being arrested is not gonna be his first rodeo. Google the name @C_NyaKundiH
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@clemomsanii @NjeriThorne @burale1 You thought you could hit? 😆😆😆😆
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@_fels1 @chepkurui_irene She used to be one of Spice FM's #thesituationroom hosts She was a lousy loudmouth who was argumentative nearly all the time. She would cough all through like she was in full blown stage of HIV/AIDS. Bet that's why they dropped her
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@GatheruNjau @alexmwanzo So you're not just telling me this is very possible in Kenya but also that it's being done by private citizens?
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@Lydiawarui2 Kwani unaeza tombwa kwa pavement kama mbwa ama unajaribu kusema nini?
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This is more rigged than any normal election in Africa
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Again, it's Kampala!
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@wanjikumugane @Moha001_Onyango African Women Studies? Wtf People who do those kinds of courses are the ones who come to twitter to shout men are trash the whole day
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@jessykigen @ItsMose That's where the problem is. He's literally stretching the limit of what's not considered incest
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@bygones2023 The past one year pesa naguzanga ni ya kulipia nyumba. Idk why my landlady insists on being paid by cash
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In school I was shown this image. It was the white man killing all the buffalo to starve the Native Americans and force those who survived into reservations. Such cruelty was unimaginable to me. It all makes sense now.
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Felt great to have promoted @Gesonso1
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@KeSharpGains @mulamwah Hey
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@mx__chichi Why are they dancing like typical middle aged African women?
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@Esta82362865 @XivTroy All the time, we say "if she is not replying to your text, she doesn't like you". That is, if she is not communicating back, she is actually communicating". We are trying to hold the same standards for both genders here.
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@TDHBXG @ShimaCole King comeback
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@johntagbo @MayorTswiit @Ewatomhie @brysonadahcole @Queenpreshiii @umar_ayotunde @DuchessT_ @jibbyford_ @ThatBrightDude @Okslaw_11 @waxzyy_ @saleem_papi @Irunnia2 @heisTactic Do you mind a cup of coffee? No, I don't ( ie yes, I really want that) Do you mind going out tonight? Yes, I do( ie it's too cold out there and I'm trying to be warm, so no)
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@OmondiJoseph___
O.J. Pimpson
@OmondiJoseph___
1 year
@Osama_otero Ukishafika 20 yrs unataka parents wako wasitombane... Look at yourself! Selfish
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@OmondiJoseph___
O.J. Pimpson
@OmondiJoseph___
5 years
@thepamilerin young black lad has sex with beautiful crocodile toothed babe
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