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Chris McKenna

@cpmckenna

13 years

Your political tweet changed my mind.

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Chris McKenna

@cpmckenna

7 years

I named @TheRock ’s character after Dungeon Master Spencer Crittenden @Thesixler , not that Spencer will ever watch it. #Jumanji

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Chris McKenna

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10 years

@abobrow You wait til AFTER we're canceled to finally write something funny?

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Chris McKenna

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12 years

Sorry, Human Beings. I Britta'd it. #Emmys

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Chris McKenna

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12 years

Nov. '09 I joined my favorite show on TV and today leave my favorite anything ever. Thanks Community, fans, and @DanHarmon . E Pluribus Anus.

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Chris McKenna

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10 years

13 Things You Won't Believe About Community

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Chris McKenna

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12 years

That belongs in a museum! (Raiders of the Community Prop House) http://t.co/Sz04tQzx

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Chris McKenna

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3 years

@YNB @SpiderManMovie Thanks, Yvette! To be fair, it was basically writing a bunch of study room scenes.

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Chris McKenna

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5 years

“We sentence each and every person of the United States to one viewing of BOOKSMART.”

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Chris McKenna

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8 years

Season 6? Leave the conspiracy theories to Alex Jones

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8 years

As of today, Hulu has added #Community : Season 6, meaning the entire series is now available there.

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Chris McKenna

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5 years

@shannonandswift I pitched a movie about a couple of robbers who get out of prison, go to dig up the stolen loot, but there’s now a religious cult compound on top of it, so they have to join to get it.

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Chris McKenna

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5 years

@katienotopoulos When she agreed to me, a stranger, to appear in the fake ’80s sitcom opening credits/wedding video I made for my wife. Edie is the best.

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

Which episode? I have literal money riding on this joke.

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6 years

TV In L.A. Bar Switched Over To ‘American Dad’ Rerun Without Complaint

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

Methinks frozen pizza was our sun. May a freshly baked sun shine on Richard forever. RIP SUL

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6 years

@THR In honor of Richard, a page of Shut Up Leonard jokes.

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Chris McKenna

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4 years

At least we now get to stream the Dungeons & Dragons episode of COMMUNITY.

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Chris McKenna

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5 years

One of my first jobs was as a P.A. on this movie. My last task was picking out Clint Howard's premiere outfit, for which Brian Grazer tossed me the keys to his white Mercedes and said, "Kid, you got the goods."

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Chris McKenna

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4 years

After college, my friend and I were driving to a construction job and cut through Beverly Hills. We stopped at a light, and Larry King walked briskly in front of us in a track suit. My friend leaned out the window: “Hello, Mr. King!” Without breaking his stride: “Hello, boys!”

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Chris McKenna

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5 years

@chrizmillr There's also a subtweetverse.

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

Fuck it, I’m not sparing you. The fact that the movie “Big” exists is insane. The fact that kids went to see it is insane. The fact that adults hired babysitters to watch those kids to see it is insane. The fact that it’s shot like a drama and is super entertaining is insane.

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Chris McKenna

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7 years

What a time to be dead inside.

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Chris McKenna

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12 years

"It's a fancy Super Bowl party, Britta." http://t.co/LFV7CNO2

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Chris McKenna

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5 years

@chrismcquarrie @ed_solomon I don’t know what you’re talking about, that movie is perfection. (Though Goddamn I miss Paxton so much I’d love an alternate timeline cut where Sgt. Farrell goes on the final battle with them.)

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Chris McKenna

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10 years

#AndAMovie http://t.co/xkSWo8yBpY

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Chris McKenna

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9 years

If someone calls their sister "Sis," I'm sorry to inform you that you're in act one of a TV pilot.

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

Twitter: Funny people I like screaming about politics into the mirror

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Chris McKenna

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10 years

@YNB Thank you. It was weird and wonderful while it lasted -- and lasted longer than most weird, wonderful things. Xo

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Chris McKenna

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3 years

Watching LA LA LAND with my 6YO. Every five minutes: “Does she like jazz now?”

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Chris McKenna

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8 years

Californians: Prop 90 aka Protection of The Creative Rights of Mothers and Aunts allows people to shoot video vertically. Please vote NO.

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

The best movie of 2018 (and 2017, okay, nonsense) was THE DEATH OF STALIN.

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Chris McKenna

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9 years

Copywriter stares at computer for 8 hours. Writes: "ALWAYS BET ON BLART." Walks to Baja Fresh, kisses cashier. Carries her out, marries her.

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Chris McKenna

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2 years

A little behind the scenes on the second best episode of COMMUNITY. (Best episode is ADnD.)

Communies

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2 years

Today in 2010, Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design aired! Written by @cpmckenna and directed by Adam Davidson the real threat is night school, and this is how they figured out the story. #OriginalAiring

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

I swear to Carol Burnett this really happened. Watching “Annie” with my four-year-old. They go to the movies, and she says, “A movie in a movie? That’s hilarious!”

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Chris McKenna

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2 years

Please let this place not go until I buy that Nakatomi Plaza Advent calendar!

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Chris McKenna

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10 years

Enough with these NCIS spinoffs. http://t.co/LYcF5pGpCK

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

@toni_denkovski @danharmon It’s written. Looking for an Executive Movie-iser.

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

In all this SOLO analysis, everyone is avoiding the elephant in the room: Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions.

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Chris McKenna

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12 years

. @danharmon I found the table read version of the scene, which played so creepy for some that we (sadly) lost it. http://t.co/aclqXHAi

.@danharmon I found the table read version of the scene, which played so creepy for some that we...

.@danharmon I found the table read version of the scene, which played so creepy for some that we (sadly) lost it.

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Chris McKenna

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11 years

"Sign here and you get to star in FIVE SEQUELS." Faust and Furious

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Chris McKenna

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4 years

@meganganz Ganz, you're a computer, scan your mainframe for some juicy memories.

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

#AntManAndWasp

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Chris McKenna

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4 years

RIP George Segal, star of my late dad’s favorite movie. May God uncancel you both.

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Chris McKenna

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10 years

"My favorite reality show? Uh, it's called LIFE." "I asked if you're ready to order." "Yes, I'll have the Southwest chicken salad."

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Chris McKenna

@cpmckenna

11 years

When God shuts a door, He opens a window, then @NathanFillion @pagetpaget @robertpatrickT2 & @kumailn climb in & steal everything #Community

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Chris McKenna

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10 years

Community's 100th episode and Harmon's 87th and my 75th in 600 seconds! Now stop thinking about numbers, nerd!

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Chris McKenna

@cpmckenna

11 years

Moderating a panel tomorrow with @alisonbrie , @dannypudi , and @RashisTVUgly , need your questions. E.g. When will Jim accept he's TV pretty?

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Chris McKenna

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12 years

NOBELS SNUB COMMUNITY

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Chris McKenna

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4 years

@coolabedflms I still have a piece of that broken guitar.

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Chris McKenna

@cpmckenna

12 years

Man, how obnoxious is Ricky Gervais going to be when he finds Christ?

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Chris McKenna

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5 years

@shannonandswift Yup. It was the first thing I sold, they wouldn’t let me write it, and they hired you guys to. I eventually got a copy of your script and thought it was really funny. (Though I was partial to Baio over Gary Coleman, R.I.P.)

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Chris McKenna

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11 years

That's a wrap! #FiveSeasonsAndACastReunionOnDonaldsFXShow

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Chris McKenna

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4 years

Graduated, drove to L.A., college-hosted bar to meet Entertainment People. Kids in blazers corner Brian De Palma. In a director vest. Hates all of us. RAISING CAIN about to come out. “So, what’s next, Mr. De Palma?” “Getting out of here.” Pushes through everyone and out the door.

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Chris McKenna

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11 years

Community Fatigue? Don't worry, the backlash begins tonight!

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Chris McKenna

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11 years

Community returns tomorrow 8/7c on ABC. http://t.co/tSHQqCKTUG

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Chris McKenna

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11 years

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. His final Community is tonight. #GoodbyeMagnitude

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Chris McKenna

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4 years

My only regret about watching THE KID DETECTIVE is that I rented it instead of buying it.

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Chris McKenna

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11 years

Seemed unnecessary for NBC to call and tell me my pilot and dad are still dead.

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Chris McKenna

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7 years

STRIKE UPDATE: AMPTP insisting every catered lunch be Tender Greens. WGA breaks off talks.

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Chris McKenna

@cpmckenna

13 years

A paperclip can be a wondrous thing. So can a Community/MacGyver mash-up. http://t.co/7dyEYM9A

Community / MacGyver Mashup Video

Community is by far one of the most brilliant and innovative shows to come on the air in the past decade. Please help keep this show on the air by encouragi...

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Chris McKenna

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2 years

@communiess We had a whole different B Story other than blanket fort.

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Chris McKenna

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11 years

@danharmon @ErinMcGathy How did I miss this? You should get a publicist. Congrats! (Don't get fired here, Joel won't be able to help.)

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5 years

“What was your take on ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD again?” “I counted the number of lines Margot Robbie had.” “Nah, it was dumber than that.”

Quentin Tarantino Has Built His Entire Brand of ‘Cool’ on the Battered Bodies of People of Color

Much has been said about Quentin Tarantino’s latest film Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and its casually racist depiction of Bruce Lee. There’s been...

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Chris McKenna

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13 years

Pretty weird around here. Chevy is so distraught he hasn't even read the script we're shooting. #Community

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Chris McKenna

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1 year

@TheLensYT @eight_sours Absolutely. Saw the dust-up, which made me aware I wasn't following Brian anymore, which I used to. New account I guess. So I followed him, he followed me back, I sent him a DM made in jest. Apparently it didn't scan. Apologies. I don't follow the person he tangled with.

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

The ending of Planet of the Apes, but my fat shirtless body screaming at the maniacs who finally made me learn who Pete Davidson is.

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Chris McKenna

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7 years

Congratulations to Chris McKay ( @buddboetticher ), who was nominated for an Annie after years of living and breathing LEGO Batman. Tragically, this was another result:

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

I’m more concerned that we’ve all been saying animals crackers wrong.

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The new Nabisco animal crackers art doesn’t address any of the underlying issues about ethics, exploitation, and corporate greed, writes Daisy Alioto:

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Chris McKenna

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13 years

A gift from the Community writers for imminent Baby McKenna, a.k.a. Chevy Karate Dog Harmon McKenna. http://t.co/HBBf2c79

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Chris McKenna

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11 years

The Mesopotamians invented sewers, but the inventor of comment sections perfected them.

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Chris McKenna

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11 years

Alisons and Allisons: it's now Alllison. You have yourselves to blame.

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Chris McKenna

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3 years

@bendreyfuss

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Chris McKenna

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2 years

@elonmusk Look, I know you’re busy. Especially with the new fusion/mining He3 on the moon thing. BUT. Bowlero has bought every bowling alley on the planet. And they’ve corrupted the American pastime by adding STRINGS TO PINS. Save America.

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Chris McKenna

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12 years

This Emmy nom belongs to all the S3 Community writers, especially @danharmon , who will attend in my stead dressed as Sacheen Littlefeather.

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Chris McKenna

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3 years

@communiess

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Chris McKenna

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7 years

Whoever changed the iPhone message format so the photo comes before the text is not only not a writer but may not be human.

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Chris McKenna

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11 years

Have you gotten your sequelitis shot yet? D&D 2 tomorrow. #Community http://t.co/3S4IVQ7MQu

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Chris McKenna

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5 years

It's been a week, and I can't stop thinking about this.

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Chris McKenna

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12 years

@mindykaling Thanks Amazon discount bundles! (It so wouldn't be funny if the cover photos were accidentally switched.) http://t.co/roRzvYcW

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Chris McKenna

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13 years

Terrorize YOUR impressionable friend w/ your own Norwegian troll doll. (Do not eat, esp. if on fire.) #Community #Torg http://t.co/DsJiEdYS

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Chris McKenna

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11 years

Community: The Desolation of Spoilers trailer http://t.co/pDqO0qcsQV Premieres Jan. 2 #sixseasonsandamovie

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

@AmandaRTubbs @daveweigel I had to look up Juul.

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Chris McKenna

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12 years

Forget Community, TV's dead. I snagged a gig in the hot new medium called "the printed word." http://t.co/E7SHDEmy

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Chris McKenna

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5 years

@JeffBryanDavis Try Fuckoffsson’s Guitars on Chodewankers Blvd.

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Chris McKenna

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10 years

@danguterman http://t.co/E90d85Ma3E

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

For me, it’s not a bug it’s a feature.

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Chris McKenna

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5 years

I am one JOKER featurette from a killing spree.

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Chris McKenna

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11 years

How I Met Your Mother named a scotch after me, and I'm gonna talk about it for 9 years before ending up with bourbon. http://t.co/qDC3D9Vo1Z

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Chris McKenna

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2 years

@JamesUrbaniak @judysquirrels Assembling a crazy cast of characters until the day he died.

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Chris McKenna

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4 years

TAXI was the port in the storm every late night for a loser teenager. Syndicated, an hour. Sculpted my brain. And this "voice song" you want to murder at first... But like TAXI, it finds port. Reminds you that you were home the whole time.

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Chris McKenna

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Nick Adams (Alpha Male)

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I am bold, confident, demanding, highly productive, extremely intelligent, and wildly successful. I am an alpha male.

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Chris McKenna

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And proud we are of all of them

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Chris McKenna

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5 years

The Onion 2020

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Showrunners Disappointed With How Quality Of Fans Has Dropped Off Over Past Couple Seasons

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Chris McKenna

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7 years

That @United video is appalling. Shooting anything in portrait mode should be outlawed.

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Chris McKenna

@cpmckenna

6 years

So, at the end of the inning, that’s Twitter Is Terrible with infinity and Twitter Is Good with 1 (Arab Spring).

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Chris McKenna

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8 years

No one came to my "$9.99 Ray ban& Oakley Shop Now" holiday party.

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

Movie night for the 4YO and 7YO: PRINCESS BRIDE. The upheaval of fairy tale tropes caused such emotional distress and literal tears that we almost turned it off. But the smart questions, guesses, laughs, and ultimate joy made it worth it. Except for “the shit synth score” (4YO).

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Chris McKenna

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Chris McKenna

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6 years

The two greatest decisions of my life (in reverse order): 1. Deciding not to take my kids to Disneyland the day before Thanksgiving. 2. Not telling my kids I was taking them to Disneyland the day before Thanksgiving.

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