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@thesixler

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Spencer Crittenden. I make dnd stuff and retweet horrific news. check out @thathappenspod and my patreon. We were verified once, and young.

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Joined April 2010
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Itโ€™s important to note that Tesla had an employee that it didnโ€™t like so they sent him to a warehouse and then told police that that person was coming to the factory to mass shooter it, in an attempt to get police to murder an innocent man under the false impression he was armed
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@kenklippenstein One time I had a kidney stone and I went in and said I had a kidney stone and they gave me a cat scan to show that I had a kidney stone and then I passed the kidney stone in the waiting room and then they charged me 2000$
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@businessinsider Good thing millennials exist as a universal scapegoat for failing businesses that haven't kept up with the pace of innovation to blame
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3 years
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4 years
@saratardiff @JKCinnamons Normalize weird opening times. If it takes a few minutes to set everything up and the person rolls in at 11? Just out opens at 11:15, who cares
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Just to give you some context back when I was a kid, movie protagonists always had some sort of breakfast-making contraption. Thatโ€™s how you knew who to root for.
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5 years
@WSJ Have they tried fucking off and dying
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@ACTBrigitte Fucking idiots love the constitution until they get to the part where it mandates the existence of the postal service. โ€œYouโ€™re trampling on my amendments, itโ€™s in the constitution,โ€ so is the post office you dipshits
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1 year
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4 years
@Rotabush @nick_kapur Yeah our society is literally old men destroying forests because they wonโ€™t be around when global warming extincts humanity
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8 years
Neo nazi shoots protestor. Trump supporter shoots up mosque. Berkeley protests neonazi klan rally. "Shitty liberals keep inciting violence!"
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4 years
If cops can kill you because they think you have a gun, why are guns legal
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@bransonreese It rocks how bad at driving Tesla drivers are
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@RealJudgeMoore Maybe because youโ€™re a child molester
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@mmcauliff Crazy how no one gives a fuck when itโ€™s democrat politicians
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Just to remove the shiny AI from it all, Google went live with a product that tells people to kill themselves, and is blaming people for pointing it out. They will likely pay little to no cost for this, bringing a product to market that instructs kids to drink poison
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5 years
@jmrphy โ€œeither kids have never been right about a single god damn thing or I should get to have sex with themโ€ -Justin Murphy
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6 years
I just realized that my self hatred was just a pretty transparent attempt to convince myself I had a good reason to not be doing the things I knew I had to do to improve my life and be happier.
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3 years
Whatโ€™s funny is that hundreds of thousands of Americans are looking at this picture and getting really mad at the store
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@talleyberrybaby @sundownmotel I love the trend of โ€œdoing something weird with a consumer product and declaring thatโ€™s the only right way to use itโ€
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@LevineJonathan If you think thatโ€™s ugly, wait till you see the video of him yelling racist shit
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@kashanacauley Itโ€™s like they never even tried thoughts and prayers
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@MegamanSteve @BassPatrickson This is the real metaphor, people claiming thereโ€™s no difference and actively hiding the fact that there is a difference to make their facile argument
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7 years
@businessinsider Usually when restaurants are doing bad people say 'the restaurant business is tricky and ephemeral'
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4 years
@StephenM You lost, nazi. Time to shut the fuck up.
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2 years
Itโ€™s been said but if Abortion is a crime and criminals canโ€™t vote theyโ€™re ending the suffrage of a lot of women and they are aware of this
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@Jezzie_K @BenPearceDJ @FoxNews It's an algorithm that takes time posted and likes and retweets and determines what order the replies appear in. But who needs facts anymore
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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Hillaryโ€™s not running you fat idiot
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@skyler_higley The more I understand the complexities of various structures and systems of the universe the more it seems like so much of this shit is all just the same fucking thing everywhere
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@elonmusk @Astro_Angry The literal definition of conservatism precludes scientific discovery because progress is progress and conservatives fundamentally fear and distrust progress.
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4 years
I get why people are getting really rustled by AOC lately. I mean, for one, she is levying some incredibly gentle criticism at groups that include men. And for two, sheโ€™s a woman.
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7 years
Twitter: we've listened, and that's why we got rid of animated avatars Us: please just ban nazis Twitter: ok you can animate your avatars.
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3 years
@joinhitpiece *me getting arrested* clearly I struck a nerve
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6 years
@adultswim Harmon quest
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4 years
@YoungRichScarry @haroonbit @zackfox Thatโ€™s not entirely true, sometimes they make vague reference to the idea of a violent uprising that they will absolutely never take part in or put any effort into actually creating
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@marcorubio You fucking voted for it you impossible stooge
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3 years
Sources confirm that a number of the jurors held troubling political convictions that murdering innocent people for no reason is wrong
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Photo of Chauvin juror wearing BLM T-shirt at march raises questions of impartiality, experts say
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@TheQueerCrimer @gaywonk Yeah but also they can buy the stuff
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6 years
@EWErickson This is a weird thing to say about people who wish they were allowed to use the n word more often in their vicious racist hatemongering, you fucking piece of trash
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@vissersixxx Imagine if humans wore ties on the top of their neck
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ISNT IT CRAZY HOW THE STABBING GUY AT UC MERCED DIDNT HAVE A GUN AND ALSO DIDNT SUCCEED AT KILLING ANYONE?! HOW COMPLETELY INTERESTING
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@elonmusk @Astro_Angry Thatโ€™s why all of your โ€œachievementsโ€ are just stealing peopleโ€™s ideas. You arenโ€™t capable of progress.
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Sometimes I get depressed but then I remember I got to make 3 seasons of an awesome tv show with some of my celebrity heroes and then I get even more depressed
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@lizzywol Every single day the media posts uncritical stories like this about right wing apologia without even a moments thought about journalistic integrity. Why here, now, when rape is so tragically common did you see fit to engage your skepticism?
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4 years
@YouTube No One: Literally not a person: YouTube: letโ€™s change our algorithm to promote nazi and anti Semitic content above all other types of content for all users Still no one: YouTube: Hell yeah this kicks ass, letโ€™s do that even more now
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Spencer ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 years
@KTLA If those gang like cliques organize to commit crimes, which they do and which we have proof of, they are gangs and not gang-like cliques, they are engaged in organized crime and all need to be fired arrested
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@RepAdamSchiff @RepSwalwell Do it again. Reintroduce it every hour. Ask press to cover the events. Ask republicans why they think itโ€™s okay to hide the truth from the american public on live broadcast.
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@doctor_cabral Youโ€™re making doctor money, and youโ€™re blaming capitalism for a debt you forced upon a woman? Give her your doctor money. You took a patent with a burst appendix, punched her in the stomach and charged her for it and blamed capitalism
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@nypost I guess racism is good then
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@thehill This country is a fucking nightmare hellscape for a large portion of its citizens
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@benjancewicz @deray This is not how religion works
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8 years
90s-what if all computers were connected 00s-what if phones were computers 10s-what if tv was on computers 2016-what if hell was on earth
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7 years
Right-Wing Intellectualism, a tale in 3 parts
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@ScottWalker Youโ€™re the guy who broke the government because you were going to lose the election and then broke the government again because you lost the election, right? The corrupt and stupid one?
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2 years
@CNN To get people excited about pizza again, papa Johnโ€™s is now offering something that isnโ€™t pizza
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7 years
@WesternIdentity I get that your masculinity is so fragile that someone writing an article about issues they think are important has managed to shatter it into pieces but maybe you could try growing into a more healthy secure human instead of shitting on people for stoking your insecurities
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8 years
@PressSec dude it's been less than an hour since you said the White House wouldn't be commenting further. Literally how stupid are you
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6 years
The world being an unyielding hellscape is really putting a damper on my ability to complain about petty bullshit
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5 years
I think harmonquest season 3 premieres in a week
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Itโ€™s weird that we drug test blue and white collar workers but not our politicians. You know those assholes are just railing coke, and theyโ€™re getting a much bigger handout from the government.
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@ElecElephant3 @michelletandler โ€œWhat would you like to drink?โ€ โ€˜I guess that depends on how Iโ€™m feeling.โ€™ โ€œWe have Coke, sprite, Dr Pepper, iced teaโ€ฆโ€ โ€˜Iโ€™d like to you make an informed guess based on your intuitionโ€™
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@Shakestweetz Thatโ€™s not fair to dragons, which are very cool. But your point still stands.
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If non n95 masks and bandanas are helpful then hereโ€™s what we did to make simple masks back when the fires were devastating my town years ago. Probably less effective than surgical style masks but itโ€™s not nothing. Just tie the sleeves behind your head. side bonus: t shirt ninja
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3 years
@samstein Your fucking headline was based on criticism that never got mentioned in the article at all. Youโ€™re just making shit up. Do you think your job is just to make shit up?
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9 years
Fun fact: the Rick and Morty writers room is lit
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@NateSilver538 I hate when people assume my election prediction site is predicting elections
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@Wolfe321 Thereโ€™s literally no other way to show dissatisfaction in a manner they will pay attention to. They openly scoff at left wing complaints, and crumble under right wing bad faith accusations. Thereโ€™s nothing else to do.
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7 years
I CAN JOG FOR OVER 30 MINUTES AND OVER 5KM STRAIGHT!
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4 years
Believe me, I wish it was. My religion involves never paying taxes, not being subject to laws, and receiving free weed from anyone with weed.
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8 years
That's a wrap on Harmonquest season 2
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6 years
No one is ever going to believe it when Alex Jones dies
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8 years
Hillary Clinton Spotted in Woods a Third time, stole hiker's cellphone screaming 'not again this story is not going to happen again'
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Now that the strikes are over I can finally announce that Harmonquest is now on Crunchyroll!! Even the expanded universe clips! Iโ€™m so happy it found a good home! Check it out!
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2 years
What if we took the dumbest and most violent dropouts from high school, gave them guns and the largest portion of government money available and convinced them all that they are heroes surrounded by a society of criminal drug addicts
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5 years
Iโ€™m high but: who are these 32 thousand people following me? Who are you
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@sullydish Itโ€™s truly incredible how intentionally stupid you are. Youโ€™re like an oafish sitcom dumb guy antagonist
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3 years
Thinking about rebranding
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8 years
@WalshFreedom It's not like we want to be right about this shit, it's just that we are. And being right seems elitist or mean but it's still being right.
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4 years
Sauron is my favorite character in lord of the rings because not enough characters these days are buildings
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Forbidden screwdriver
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@MikeDrucker @pattonoswalt Me: hello 911 this is an emergency thereโ€™s a mass shooting event, Iโ€™m hiding in my classroom. Operator:
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@veryimportant @KrangTNelson 4 perverts and 2 preverts
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@brianstelter Yโ€™all are fucking insane. Itโ€™s like you reverted to children and resent being expected to actually do your job instead of trade gossip in class
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I think this happened in Germany once
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6 years
Weird how all the republicans begging for civility... donโ€™t care about civility.
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Jessica Sidman
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DC's Red Hen was egged and is getting death threats. It's totally unaffiliated with the Virginia Red Hen that kicked out Sarah Sanders
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The story is about a black principal who got fired for critical race theory because heโ€™s married to a white woman
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I consume mediaโ„ข for a living so the bar for shocking me is quite high, but this is truly had me go WTF very loudly
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@fourthtry Why do you love nazis but hate gay people
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I had the thought โ€˜I just want to love someone and treat them the way they want to be treatedโ€™ and immediately starting sobbing so I think todayโ€™s going to be a pretty good day
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Iโ€™m going to paint this panel across the entire bedroom ceiling
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Absolutely not worth the effort
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@HouseScience @BreitbartNews fuck you fascist enablers
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6 years
Harmonquest is getting a season 3 and you guys gotta come to a taping in mid November! It is essential.
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๐Ÿ‘‹hi!๐Ÿค—just your friendly neighborhood dungeon master ๐Ÿฅฐ here to with your daily reminder ๐Ÿ˜‹ always remember ๐Ÿ˜Œ fuck you โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ
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