Justin @coomsicle Twitter profile

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smoking random plants I find outside so I can discover the next marijuana

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this is so me

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How i became a homeowner at the ripe young age of 19

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can we reach a verdict please

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i hate doing acid with other people. bro over here bugging out talmbout “is this really all there is”. can you please shut up i’m trying to hands-free cum

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me at age 72: pussy from a .. pussy from a guy. babe you didn’t rawr my xD is everything ok doctor assigned to my internment camp block: 对象回忆起令人不安的青春记忆。对象继续用头撞到吊舱入口

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new sandwich idea: Sleepy Joe

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fucking under 3 weighted blankets to build muscle

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guy who pauses sex to draft a tweet that gets 4 likes

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@TropeCrafter follow these simple steps to improve your financial situation virtually overnight!

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I love alcohol. i would abandon my whole family for a beer

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if you smoke weed fuck you

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this kid is a boss

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pro tip for the fellas: do NOT wear sweatpants and no boxers in public if you’ve taken adderall

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they put latina pussy in the Subway cookies

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gf who terrifies me to my core

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@seltzergenius exactly, who knows what we're missing

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cya later virgins

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this is real

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Honey i Irreversibly Psychologically Damaged the Kids

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@jota_eIe @DanMentos no they didn’t. please refrain from lying online in the future

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it’s not gay if you’re really horny

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guy who waits for marriage and has the worst case of post nut clarity there ever was on his honeymoon

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not pressed, $25 per. hmu

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@farmernewt love to go viral showing strangers online pictures of my child’s formative traumatic moments 😈😏

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@bizlet7 she looks fine in both of these pics y’all are so weird

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@ignayshusloyola and she ordered fuckin Jared 😭

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@The_Evan you could have just clicked the button on twitter

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actually i’ve only non platonically said those words to one person and it was a disaster so lil bro is starting off strong

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@bathwraith

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bro you said there were gonna be maidens at this party

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*sneezes into the pussy* did that feel good or no

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@Jessiexthexmess yea ur first time u have some kind of epiphany and can’t stop seeing shapes or connectedness in everything the 3rd time ur just like o haha look at the curtains melting

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@Richard57941301 i haven’t laughed this hard in months

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are there any ancient spells or perhaps some sort of talisman a man can wear to prevent busting in 15 seconds

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hey weed heads 🖕🖕🖕 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

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saying grace before snorting drugs

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my brain is fried from years of drug abuse and customer service

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babe is everything ok? you've hardly thrown a tantrum about literally nothing today

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2 years

twitter would be improved tenfold if it had a “hide gif replies” option in media tabs

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maybe she’s been working a 4 month shift

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3 years

would you let a feminine man hit it delicately one time

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@ialsowriteuknow People can care about more than one thing Karen

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(jacking off at 5 am) the early bird plays with they worm

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he gonna brush off rejection like nothing

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(Trump voice) we love smoking crystal meth don’t we folks? *the shadows in my peripheral vision begin cheering*

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@nsfwphd it’s the cliche overly insecure gf / pedophile bf relationship. bound to hit some turbulence

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i wish there was a word for when you’ve lost all interest in your hobbies and the ability to feel pleasure

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if your gf doesn’t have bpd that’s your bf

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@PaytonPitchford it was only theoretical until i accomplished it

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is this girl bothering you King?

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why are you, as a man, stopping at red lights?

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@judson pirating is always a moral good regardless of the content

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@HeWhoIsSpicy he’s an inspiration to me truly

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@Guckatronias @Struggle_Tweet you don't get why people don't like overcooked food

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your place or mine? i live in filth and squalor btw

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@doxie_gay fatso was a banger too

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@ensotron @Not_Paramite me too. there's also something endearing about the dedicated all caps poster

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she forgot to block me on LinkedIn, LETS GOOOOOOOOO

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it’s fine to waste half of your 20s doing nothing. builds character

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Morphine is a beautiful name for a girl

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@westernunion2k @jigglesby finally . a relatable president

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i’m a homeless romantic

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@davidbippes @flackncoke @_jorts_ isn't nearly every college student an adult? i'm confused

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shit I'm reddit now

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@tommybayertime @sofreakingfun “do you find me attractive chef” “yes chef” lmao

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@SueKlicker @ryan_grambling @ElaineYoung94 @shredhedd I really don't get people that chime in with "hurr the taxpayers had to pay for that ackshually". Yeah, we're aware. That's what we want, taxes to go toward something useful to everyone, like every other first world country

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if ur an incel just get good at skateboarding

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sorry for being a deadbeat dad. im shy

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g-fuel in 2022

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it’s a myth that women care about girth, they only want length. if your penis resembled a long spaghetti noodle they would drool and feint when they saw it

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@polishXcellence if that’s not a checkmate then what is

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