dentist asked if i have been wearing my retainer to which i replied “retainer? i hardly know her!” and the entire dentists office cheered and laughed and they filmed as i continued into various other bits that will be available as a netflix special coming soon
i don’t even like billie eilish like that but i will buy billie’s album just to spite taylor bc this woman is just so insanely greedy, let the girl have a week at number one 😭
Taylor Swift unveils three new digital editions of ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ including first draft phone memos of tracks ‘The Black Dog’ ‘Cassandra’ and ‘Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me?’ available tomorrow.
i hate the anxiety i get when im sitting on the train and someone older but not super old comes on and i wanna offer my seat but i don’t want them to think like “damn bitch u think i’m ancient” 😭 so instead i sit comfortably as they shift and sway on their middle aged legs
I saw a cute guy, and when he left I saw he left a piece of paper. Was it his number? No. Was it a receipt with his name and credit card info on it? Yes. Now I have his instagram AND his bank account. The gays’ power? Unmatched.