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@conorgarratt

4 years

@LGAmbrose I’m honestly shocked this is even a debate. Plain to see what he’s doing and like you say other sports have rules for this, why can’t football?

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7 years

it's the remix to ignition julian nagelsmann edition taking hoffenheim to europe 29 year old man on a mission

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1 year

Are you an aspiring first team head coach looking to get into the football industry on a volunteer basis? #STFC 🔴⚪️

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4 years

@StephenScouted @GeorgeElek They kept the signing of Luis Suarez quiet

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3 years

England’s straightforward 1-0 victory over these now looking pretty good imho

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3 years

Goals in 2022: Lionel Messi: 🚫 Cristiano Ronaldo: 🚫 Kylian Mbappé: 🚫 Erling Braut Håland: 🚫 Harry Kane: 🚫 Robert Lewandowski: 🚫 Josep “Pep” Guardiola’s Awful Manchester City: ⚽️⚽️ Harry McKirdy: ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ #TheDifference

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Cannot describe what a salve to my soul seeing multiple screamers from range per day is

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6 years

Wait, having re-read Özil’s statements I can see why Uli isn’t a fan 🤫

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3 years

That was what, 43, 44 hours til they cracked? Imagine what weeks of this energy could do in terms of making our game more fan friendly

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5 years

This really should not be what an official feed is tweeting after a bad result

Mainz 05 English

@Mainz05en

5 years

M̶a̶i̶n̶z̶ ̶0̶5̶ Mainz 06 #UpTheMainz #FCBM05

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2 years

Genuinely think McKirdy’s Instagram caption tonight could be a foundational piece of literature

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@conorgarratt

2 years

Worth pointing out that Vale are the second best away team in League Two this season. Given our home form, winning the home leg feels like a huge step. We all know who the best away team in the league are, roll on Thursday #STFC

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3 years

@oilysailor But how many saves has Ronaldo made in that time

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2 years

Going home in a good mood

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Our last shot on target was by Lyden in the 37th minute against Wigan last Tuesday, meaning we have now completed four complete halves of football, totalling 188 minutes of action, without troubling an opposition goalkeeper 😬 #stfc

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3 years

Imagine how embarrassed you’d be as a Man City fan today. Faking a covid outbreak only to concede to Harold McKirdy

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19 days

Probably watched that Watkins goal 40 times now and it gets better with every viewing. The pure joy on his face. Legend

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Still attempting to come back down to earth after that draw but what an exciting few weeks ahead our club are going to have! Truly being treated so far in our new era, have to pinch myself when I think that this is the same season as turning up to Melksham with an unpaid team! 🤩

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2 years

@CAFCofficial Get on with it lads, Swindon have a season to prepare for 👍🏻

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Game day breakfast 😋 Can’t wait to hop on that train to Swindon very soon

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@conorgarratt

4 years

Since images of that win over Bristol City 6 years ago today are doing the rounds, here’s one of the best. Toffolo celebrating Wade Elliott’s red, you just love to see it

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@conorgarratt

5 years

Now I’m 25, I’ve realised I’m now at the point where I’d probably not sign myself on Football Manager due to being too old to really develop ffs

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3 years

Lol so many of our home fans are an embarrassment

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2 years

Williams’ best game in a town shirt so far tonight I think. Going into everything at full throttle

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2 years

Still in dreamland. What a day, what a club, can’t believe it’s all in our own hands again

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@conorgarratt

4 years

Can’t wait to relive Broadbent’s half hour vs Oxford

Standard News

@standardnews

4 years

London’s NYE fireworks to be replaced by TV show of 2020 highlights

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Sutton (A) done. Can’t believe we’re still unbeaten away!

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6 years

What a photo 😍

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@conorgarratt

4 years

Swindon’s 2020/21 loanees so far: Tyler Smith Matt Smith Potential loanees per rumours on Twitter: Jonny Smith Matěj Kovář* *means “Smith” in Czech. Genuinely. You can’t make it up.

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@conorgarratt

7 months

@Official_STFC Looking forward to the clip of him watching his highlights

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5 years

Pre match at Riga FC is popping off

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@conorgarratt

2 years

@Official_STFC @LouieBarry6 Squad number to match the amount of goals he’ll score between now and May you love to see it

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@conorgarratt

2 years

Heroes to a man. I could praise every single player at length and once we record the pod tomorrow I probably will. Atmosphere was amazing and the 12th man element 100% saw us over the line. Love this club and nights like this so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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6 years

24 years old today. The fact I’ll never have a profile about me in @ScoutedFtbl has just hit me like a truck

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@conorgarratt

2 years

Harrogate (A) lav it

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@conorgarratt

1 year

Why are official club channels being used for the media guy to argue with people and post his personal opinion? That doesn't seem a particularly professional use of the club's name...

Swindon Town Football Club

@Official_STFC

1 year

@RossMcCaff @AmosMurphy_ @RossMcCaff it’s a fair point and we will be reviewing this as it’s a failure on my part as Head of Media. Admittedly this needed to be written better, but it’s a shame this has been seen as a negative by many when that was never the intention.

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@conorgarratt

3 years

@OfficialOAFC Thoughts + prayers 👍🏻

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@conorgarratt

7 years

Incredibly proud to have graduated with a First Class Honours degree in German & History! Can't wait for the next challenge 🎓📚

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@conorgarratt

7 years

Finishing uni with a First class honours degree in German & History. Great end to the best four years #blessed 🔥

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Delighted to see Venezia go up, the Penzo is a great ground and has some of the best surroundings you’ll ever see at football 😍🛶

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@conorgarratt

4 years

@Jon_Mackenzie You can’t tell me people actually look at the stats? I just buy players with nice names

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2 years

Mainz away we ride

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4 years

BBC Wiltshire Sport

@BBCWiltsSport

4 years

FOOTBALL : @BBCWiltshire understands @Official_STFC are signing Bristol City winger Jonny Smith (another one!) on season-long loan #stfc

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@conorgarratt

2 years

Proud of the lads. Once the immediate pain goes away we can look back on a season which defied expectation. To have come so close to Wembley was beyond any of our dreams

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Can I have one day without Swindon Town threatening to ruin everything please?

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@conorgarratt

3 years

I think we can all agree that the multiple shouts of “forwaaaaard” from the crowd, more than anything else, are the real Swindon Town way

Swindon Town Football Club

@Official_STFC

3 years

📽️ | 21 passes ✅ The build-up play 👌 The cross and finish 😍 This is the Swindon Town way. This is our identity. Up the Reds. #STFC 🔴⚪️

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@conorgarratt

1 year

Someone call Swindon Fans Anonymous for the day I'm about to have. Wimbledon (A) travelling to and from Mainz - the thread begins here. Breakfast number 1 before I head to the airport soon

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@conorgarratt

2 years

Yet another SDM interview where he makes it very clear that his goal is to develop + showcase talent rather than get us to win games and eventually promotion. Nothing about this inspires me to think that we've learned from the mistakes of the summer

BBC Wiltshire Sport

@BBCWiltsSport

2 years

FOOTBALL : Attn @Official_STFC fans! Sandro Di Michele on Scott Lindsey (and January transfer window)... #stfc

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@conorgarratt

8 years

This is pretty damning of coaching in the UK

Daniel Busch

@dan_bu

8 years

Leipzig manager Hasenhüttl says Burke has great potential, but his "harddrive is completely empty", regarding how to work against the ball.

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@conorgarratt

3 years

49 days until many of the thoughts and feelings had during the pandemic get let out 😃

Oldham Athletic

@OfficialOAFC

3 years

BREAKING: Oldham Athletic can confirm that this evening John Sheridan has agreed to return as Head Coach with immediate effect. More details will follow next week but the club would like to thank Selim Benachour for his time in interim charge. #oafc

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8 years

Odd that Löw won't take Reus because he can only walk in a straight line when that's a great description of Podolski's career post 2010 🐸☕️

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9 months

@sleafordmods You sure you should be commenting on stuff like this when your job is just music pal???

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@conorgarratt

3 years

@Nigel_Farage I’m an England fan, agree with Southgate, and am pleased to see the players stand against racism 👍🏻

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@conorgarratt

5 years

Bit fed up of reading all the Twitter misogynists slating Rapinoe for daring to be arrogant in light of all her achievements, when they’re the first to love arrogant male footballers like... most players at an elite level. We get it, you hate women.

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@conorgarratt

3 years

#FanPowerNotLeePower When other clubs have suffered in recent years be it Bolton, Bury, Macclesfield, Southend or Wigan in depth national coverage has helped bring misdemeanours to the wider footballing public’s attention. In our time of need I hope we get that help too.

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@conorgarratt

4 years

@Stillberto Reminds me of my favourite ever image

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Cracking day all in all, brilliant control through most of the game, delightful birras in Burslem and three much coveted points. The journey home will be a happy one 😃

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@conorgarratt

9 months

This club man

Simon Lock

@SimonLockTBIJ

9 months

New: Abramovich helped bankroll League Two club Swindon Town FC with loans (later written-off) worth over £1 million. You can read more in our wider story on Abramovich's secret offshore payments here:

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@conorgarratt

3 years

My Twitter timeline today, colourised:

TrustSTFC

@TrustSTFC

3 years

Clem Morfuni and The Axis Group are still endeavouring to complete the takeover at the earliest opportunity. They are currently waiting for EFL approval before taking further action. Contrary to some rumours, Morfuni will NOT be in attendance at Supermarine tonight! #STFC ✊🔴

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@conorgarratt

8 months

Was watching some festive favourites last night to get over another disappointing weekend of football in a disappointing year of football and this is the result #stfc

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@conorgarratt

2 years

Conroy and Payne’s faces! That meant so much

Swindon Town Football Club

@Official_STFC

2 years

Good Morning! #STFC 🔴⚪️

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@conorgarratt

4 years

Looking at all my non-Bundesliga timeline choosing teams to pick (and doing so very badly) makes me look forward to a future point where my German timeline flocks to support Watford and Burnley

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Me after Alex Pritchard’s red card vs City in 2014

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@conorgarratt

7 months

We go live to Swindon 2-1 Forest Green Rovers

Olaf Falafel

@OFalafel

7 months

Troy Deeney getting no points on his own specialist subject on Mastermind brings me no joy whatsoever 🤥

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@conorgarratt

2 years

@40PercentGerman Never tried the knife but I'm sure as my integration unfolds it'll find its way into my life! Specifically in my local area I love coming across a Mainzelmännchen Ampel 😃

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3 years

Wise men say

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@conorgarratt

8 years

Tradition wins as 12 year old Ingolstadt narrowly beat 7 year old Leipzig

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7 years

Bundesliga predictions/art

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@conorgarratt

7 months

@TrustSTFC @tansstfc @aDeanHazell @PjR1293 So we can't have a regular budget for a club of our level because there's an implicit threat of violence if we don't keep to non legally enforceable agreements? Why has this never been mentioned before?

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@conorgarratt

8 years

Leicester have mathematically secured the Premier League before Bayern have mathematically secured the Bundesliga, what a turn of events

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5 years

Whenever stadium announcers say “All Rise for the national anthem” I actually agree. One of my favourite Blue songs.

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3 years

9 years ago today. How the mighty have fallen

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8 years

My Grandad's heard a lot about this Austria-Hungary game in Group F tomorrow, keeps asking who they're playing

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3 years

Well held back by Terry of @LoathedStranger #twelfthman

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Brett “the Hitman” Pitman is scoring enough crucial goals recently that I think calling him the Hitman is no longer ironic. I love to see it

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Never gets old to see a Swindon player in an international squad and there couldn’t be one more deserving of a call up this season than Wollacott!

Yaw Ampofo Jr

@Yaw_Ampofo_

3 years

🚨 🇬🇭Ghana Coach Milovan Rajevac has named a 32-man provisional squad for next month’s FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 qualifiers against Zimbabwe. ▪️Philemon Baffuor [Dreams FC] keeps his place ▪️Thomas Partey &Mohammed Kudus return ▪️Benjamin Tetteh gets the nod

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Ben Garner talking briefly about Matt Smith’s loan spell last season and Ellis Iandolo’s time at the club to date is the attention to detail antidote I needed after a season under Sheridan. Honestly compare those two opening interviews, night and day. I feel v enthusiastic rn

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@conorgarratt

2 years

Absolutely buzzing. Just taken a huge step forward in my plan to move back to Mainz later this year, could not be more excited about this most overdue of returns 🤩

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@conorgarratt

10 months

Clem sold 22% of our club secretly, lied openly that he hadn't all year, without knowing if doing so gave the buying parties pre-emption rights on a sale. Even if you believe their explanation, that is significantly below the level of care we should expect from the ownership.

Swindon Town Football Club

@Official_STFC

10 months

#STFC release Advisory Board minutes for September Read all the key details from our latest meeting ⤵️

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3 years

How it started / how it’s going

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@conorgarratt

2 years

Your boy has finally passed his driving test, time to go and do doughnuts in sainsbury's carpark na mean

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@conorgarratt

8 years

Read my new article for @bayerncentral , which looks at how Dortmund may give us a title race in the near future...

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Walking down Wembley Way will never not feel special

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@conorgarratt

3 years

How is Lee, has he left you yet? #stfc

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@conorgarratt

1 year

For the last time this season Any Dortmund want some?

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@conorgarratt

4 years

Ordered a mousemat to aid in working from home. Didn’t check the size. Obviously it’s bigger than the table

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Turns out Lampard is my favourite golden generation midfielder after all 🥲

Swindon Town Football Club

@Official_STFC

3 years

NEWS 📰 | We can confirm that @KaineKeslerHayd has been recalled by parent club @AVFCOfficial with immediate effect. Thanks for everything, Kaine! #STFC 🔴⚪️

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@conorgarratt

3 months

The best thing about living in Germany's best city is every sunny day feels like being on holiday

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@conorgarratt

6 years

@ZCalcio Bet Mbappé can’t stay up til 5am half arsing his German essays so who’s the real winner imo

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@conorgarratt

2 years

Jamie

@rejamiesta

2 years

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I think Davison is better than Simpson #stfc

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1 year

Football, bloody hell

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@conorgarratt

3 years

I know that was then, but it could be again

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@conorgarratt

2 years

@joerosswilliams @JoeStephenson96 Had to riff on your excellent content JR

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3 years

@henrywinter Grow up, what do you expect from a League 2 side who want to play football against the best team in the country

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@conorgarratt

3 years

Even in trying to be fair Thompson’s completely outlined where our problems with Sheridan are in that interview. We have a group of talented players who could be enjoying their football and playing well, being dragged down by their gaffer. Absolutely damning

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@conorgarratt

2 years

Just realised the World Cup should be beginning in 4/5 days but Fifa awarded hosting rights to a country which is too hot 👍🏻 Cheers Big CG’s crying nice one

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7 years

@LGAmbrose the guy's so "next Henry" he's already skipped to the disdain for the club phase

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