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Olaf Falafel

@OFalafel

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Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. #LTFC All my stuff here:

📙📘 Books, tickets & stuff 👉
Joined August 2012
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1 year
New pinned tweet - please share 🧡 There are now TWO Art Avenger books! In the books, Trixie takes inspiration from famous artists to right wrongs. They are filled with cartoons, art fact-files and bum-faced snails and you can get a copy here:
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The Pearl With The Girl Earring
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The Pearl With The Girl Earring
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I made you a Government COVID Slogan generator
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2 years
That the set
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Well I wasn’t expecting to cry after reading about Caroll Spinney, the man inside Big Bird
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I told my American cousin this is what police cars in Scotland sound like
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Even if you don’t like football this is the best football video ever
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God this is even worse with the audio
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7 years
How the Daily Mail generate their headlines
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Opera singers dubbed with dial up modems could be the next big thing
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Next level prank caller
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Edvard Monster Munch
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I’ve added a cartoon fly to Mikel Arteta
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3 years
Whatever Rafa Benitez does at Everton it’ll never beat the time he magicked his name
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I’ve got an outside door that sounds like Britney Spears
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6 years
The best bit about this is the last cat who does the Scooby Doo 'run on the spot for a split second before actually moving'
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COVID Pedestrian Etiquette
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It’s mad how small Rishi Sunak actually is
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I’ve given this bear the voice of Chris Eubank - you’re welcome!
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3 years
Fantastic rollout – 76% of adults over the age of 40 have now been offered the Tottenham Hotspur managers job.
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4 years
I could be wrong but I think the squirrel sliding down a greasy pole video is even funnier when reversed and set to Westlife.
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🦭🦭🦭
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Up and coming Italian manager Samuelo Allardiccio linked with England vacancy
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I love this time of year when the popes are in full bloom
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Premier League managers in art - a thread 1) Steve Bruce – Emma Koningin by Jan Veth
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I’ve got a Benefits Of Brexit advent calendar - every day a door closes
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I’m no body language expert but this was the moment I knew Italy would win it
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Guys, I got a job at the British Tourist Board
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How to make your own realistic talking Donald Trump puppet
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Harry Kane looking confused because a teammate is lifting a cup
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Petition to replace Boris Johnson with this banana covered box I met in Crouch End
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Sounds like a couple who’ve written a letter to the Telegraph about how they can only go skiing once a year because school fees have gone up
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Got the fabric paints out again
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🦭🦭🦭
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Jurgen Klopp disguise using a cap, shades and a train ticket
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How a Brummie asks for a prawn cocktail flavour crisp
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Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do...
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I hope this clears things up
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3 years
Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar… Demerara.
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I got the 2020 Monopoly for Christmas cant wait to play it later
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People talk a lot about Hitler but let’s not forget he did kill Hitler
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If Britannia had not ruled the waves there would never have been a Royal Navy strong enough to abolish the slave trade, intercepting 1,600 ships and freeing 150,000 Africans while sustaining major casualties. Guess it’s too late to delete your tweet ...
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If you fold a £5 note back on itself it looks like the Queen has locked herself out of her front door
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England have an insider in the Italy camp
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Brexit 50p designs leaked
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Anyone else collecting Panini stickers? I got three Chicken Pesto in one pack
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I've recut The Phantom Menace so it’s just the really cool trade dispute/taxation/politics bits.
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J’Accuzzi
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Just seen Daft Punk in M&S
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Male opera singers dubbed with ship’s horns is my new jam
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🦭 🦭 🦭
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As a counterpoint to the ‘Fatima’s next job could be in cyber’ thing - here’s the late Sir Ken Robinson from 2006
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This is AMAZING
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Sad to see Daft Punk having to make ends meet like this
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And for those of you who don’t want to know tonight’s score, look away now
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4 years
Slough?
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What's something that ISN'T reading, but still FEELS like reading?
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It bears repeating, the UK’s Culture Secretary ate an ostrich’s anus on TV for money. Culture Secretary.
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A Nonsensical Poem: ————————————— Oh, the grand old Duke of York He claimed he couldn’t sweat He paid a girl twelve million pounds And he hoped we’d all forget
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Who made this?!!! (I did)
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Antiques Roadshow, Hexham 1991
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I made a diagram called ‘Walking anywhere in Edinburgh’
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Just watched my neighbour sprinkle cornflour on his allotment - the plot thickens.
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Paco Yourbags
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If Priti Patel released a perfume what would she name it?
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I can’t help seeing someone about to take a long throw in
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If you listen carefully you can hear the exact moment that the penny drops
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This clip is made infinitely better by adding a Chuckle Brothers voiceover
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Matt Le Tissier’s England cap
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This years weather so far has been horrific, wasn’t it lucky for the government that 4 years ago when they locked us down we had wall to wall sunshine for weeks on end. It’s almost like they planned it that way 🤷‍♂️
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Once upon a time I was falling in love But now I'm only falling apart There's nothing I can do...
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I can do it on a caretaker basis till they get someone else in
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One of the all time funniest lines and one that I persist in using every time I hear sirens despite the inevitable eye rolling
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Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
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When you spot your mate Darren but he doesn’t hear you
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Danny Dyer's birthday party
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“Yeah, don’t worry it’ll be tasteful”
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Possibly a handball from Salah here VAR need to take a look
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Who did your guttering mate?
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My new hobby is adding fart noises to fitness instagrammers
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I’ve got a Premier Inn advent calendar – I can’t open any of the windows.
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My daughter is 13 today so taking her to see Taylor Swift in Amsterdam this Saturday. Made myself this T-shirt
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The Pulp Fiction dance scene except it’s to the theme song for Duck Tales
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Love this time of year when the popes are in full bloom.
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This has to be the grandmother of all monkey flinging poo videos
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I’m quitting Twitter and moving to LinkedIn where Susan has just started a new role as head of finance and I can send congratulations to Roger for 15 years at Industrial Cardboard Solutions.
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Edvard Monster Munch
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Zoom in on the nose
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I’m no product designer but surely the best letter for ‘Not Covid’ isn’t a C
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As anyone worth their salt knows, this is the best tasting part of a chocolate orange
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Are you a Prime Minister?
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Whilst I realise this offers no real practical help, I looked hard at my skillset and decided that crudely photoshopping Putin onto a Fisher Price Little Mommy Rocking Horse seemed like the best I could do all things considered. I would hate for you to share this image
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Just watched my neighbour sprinkle cornflour on his allotment - the plot thickens.
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