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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

1 year

I did done it

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3 years

Anarkismus DIY Insulin take is dumb. We produce that shit in lab environments for a reason, and you're not gonna produce modern lab equipment without modern industrial techniques.

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@cpp999x @TastiestLemon @StairsinGame

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@spaceashes pls tell you me like Sonic RING

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@yurirando he's also scared for his life of the protagonist

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@Bolverk15 Except in Dishonored it was specifically designed for you to be overpowered with those abilities and still fun

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@S0RFEUS got 2 twomad tweets on my tl and I have no clue who is responsible

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@Clowngirlms This user has special interest in Nazi Germany

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Closetobegauche

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2 years

tankies and advocating for genocide, name a more iconic duo

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Closetobegauche

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1 year

Stalin supported Israel's formation, Leftcoms were founding members of the communist party of Palestine. Know your enemy

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Israeli communists 💀

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SI - SPECINV - SI Cyber SugarOak Business Retreat 459 Carlisle Drive, Suite B Herndon VA 20170-5607 USA +17036740501 Would be a shame if their company got harassed into shutting down. Absolutely horrible, a fate I wouldn't wish upon anyone

eden knight O_o

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Final Message Read:

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Closetobegauche

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2 years

It's actually funny how historically illiterate Americans are. I've seen people call for Russia to be returned to it's "historical" borders while defending the US existing because it "expanded before international law was a thing when the UN was founded"

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Russia’s actual historical borders

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@juliusmm9 @EndlessPainMIA Microbiology and growing cucumbers isn't remotely comparable

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School uniforms are a good thing because they discourage individuality

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1 year

The consequences of mistranslation + people not watching that movie. Literally minutes later R looks outside and realizes what the concept of nation is and concedes that he deserves to die

Theorist-Lit M.A✨)

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This but the last panel should be "she's a minor"

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Finbol grooming a 14 yo

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Closetobegauche

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@RealThugKnight @CallaWalsh "Not only is this religious discrimination..." Good

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@TastiestLemon @cpp999x @StairsinGame

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

1 year

Yes, it is exactly that

Putting the L in ML

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1 year

Anarchists joining together with other anarchists to resist an invasion from a fascist power is apparently protecting the state.

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@maccomaccomac @Isabellinus

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@AndromedaPip @AlicePeters69 + it's a self own since the black woman is supposed to be African-American

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

3 years

Constance Derangement Syndrome, or How Constance Became Automattik's Ghostwriter

reagan was bad, actually 🇵🇸

@Athenion3

3 years

of course Constance would produce a meme this moronic lol

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1 year

@IneptFredda The comments are like "okay but what if we had a business but it's not structured like a business or has the functionality of one"

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

2 years

@SwitchAtoll @CrawfordEnjoyer @conservative767 @Uncrewed you're a trans person defending florida rn tf is wrong with you

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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"how do we treat diabetes, cancer and ahdh?" Beans Anti civ has not developed since 2021

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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the absolute brain rot it takes to be this fucking stuck up on your points that you're unable to say that the holocaust ending was a good thing. Just say it lmao. Yes, it wasn't historically "progressive" but it was still a good thing

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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Hey I remember you. You were literally unable to read a single line from Gotha

Flashy ☭ 🇦🇱

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1 year

>Leftcom > Anti-Revisionist Choose one.

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@SergioVengeance @ConSelfOwns The fact that the person knows the child justifies a search warrant

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@LeadheadYT they don't realize they're playing with e-celebrity Leadhead

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1 year

Y'alls girl made it to libcom

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

2 years

I want the proletarian dictatorship

Marxist Unity Group

@MarxistUnityDSA

2 years

I want a democratic constitution.

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

1 year

Bro look at this class analysis it's so over

Rosedark Dostoyevsky📕

@FreeRosedark

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The Israeli workers: it is in my class interest to further the colonization of your land The Palestinian workers: it is in my class interest for you to not colonize my land

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@LiamHal78638640 @ConSelfOwns

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Closetobegauche

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Wait until you find out how Marx talked about Metternich

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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@chhopsky @juicydumperx @OliveProcessor @NotBrunoAgain my man, you work for fucking call of duty, a franchise notorious for having lost all subtlety in gameplay almost 10 years ago

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

1 year

Communist Capitalism, finally

☭ Camarada Bartok 📕

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1 year

@twinkgrlmattick It is not like in the Left pic but rather like Right pic.

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@closetobegauche

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@ejrosetta @lloorren @MillieCheesey Yeah ofc you're not having sex with males, who says that?

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

1 year

📕Maoist Rákosi ⛏️

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@derimanist Same exact text + you’re a leftKKKom, a treacherous wrecker & diversionist in service of Hitler and be given a free one-way ticket to Lubyanka

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@CherryBreadTV ????

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

3 years

This fucker called me a subhuman for being a "damenite", apologized and then proceeds to post this shit

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

3 years

Neokauts getting absolutely shat on

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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No spotify, I do not want to listen to Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History where she is being constantly misgendered

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

1 year

I'm seriously confused how the holodomor debate has transformed into the denial of any soviet genocide or imperialism

WAP Goblin 🇵🇸

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“Socialist” Twitter user: “The Soviet Union was an imperialist totalitarian hellhole full of rapists & murderers. It had to be destroyed.” Adolf Hitler:

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Closetobegauche

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3 years

Hearing about an ex tankie trying to join ICE atm

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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@ynakxramxsho @ContraDeletes She's contractually not allowed to be right ever, and if she makes the mistake to be right, she has to take it down

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@juliusmm9 @EndlessPainMIA One will kill a person if you don't do it right, the other makes you have less food

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@closetobegauche

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@Athenion3 it's not an absurd persecution complex when a) someone in your DSA caucus literally wished death upon the person b) self proclaimed leninists all over the world ARE reactionaries and want trans/xenogender people dead

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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Donald is an adult btw

#DefundIsrael 🇵🇸

@donaldp1917

3 years

AmeriKKKans stop having genocidal urges towards Vietnam challenge

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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@bhangbhangducx I remember pdx inviting a Swedish general to play hoi4 just before release. He called it a "very fun and decently accurate simulation"

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

1 year

Where da basic Marx tho

Red Prints Publishing

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1 year

Our Spring 2023 Catalogue is here! 🌷

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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Whenever it's Americans starting to talk about foreign foods it's always the most deranged bullshit you can put into tweet form

Slava Malamud 🇺🇦🇮🇱

@SlavaMalamud

1 year

Today's thread about Russia's slide into fascist insanity will be dedicated to an object seemingly innocuous but actually responsible for much of what Russia is today. Behold the worst Soviet-made weapon of mass destruction, Plombir. No, this isn't Bruce Banner's sperm test.

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Closetobegauche

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>communist in username >gets upset at public service workers wrecking rich person's shit

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Closetobegauche

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Athenion playing the good guy when not too long ago he made fun of me for being volga german and bringing up the genocide in the USSR

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Closetobegauche

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My chaser alarm was ringing but then it turned fairly respectful and insightful for a cis.. I'm confused?

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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Yeah sure he's being an annoying prick but Hasan is literally a grifter, theft and millionaire, why do people care about a kid trolling him?

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We Love Landlords

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Closetobegauche

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@TheRockettMann your own fault for not learning how to do it yourself and buying/stealing the equipment necessary

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Closetobegauche

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3 years

Reminder that Donald hasn't read one of the most foundational texts of communism

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@maccomaccomac @Isabellinus

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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Despite believing that Donald is a Lassallean of the Strasser kind, this is just an insane thing to make

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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When I get hate crimed by a gay man but it's okay because I need to be an ally

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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Everytime someone posts this video, the entire communist movement is set back by 10 years

Aesthetic Gatekeeper

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Solarpunk Utopia

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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Probably fake, but I was called a subhuman for being a leftcom by a MUG before

Lucas Bordeaux

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It’s petty to post this. But the image of this scene is just so funny.

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@tobias20202020 @YuriFrozen @toulmin_smith @GASLIGHTER_ Fucking nazi pants expert has logged on

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@Pajama_Ghost @HQBombarder @commietarawrist @CPIUSA tell me you have no idea what you're talking about without saying you have no idea what you're talking about

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@funnywes I've seen people say this about you all the time

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Got blocked because I said I want colonized people to get liberated.

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@CXC_RyukoM @Shikima_King_ Less than lethal is a funny police word that just means it *might* not kill you immediately, maybe, if you're lucky, when the moon's right and the cats are meowing in a good mood that day. Then you might survive the immediate impact.

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@juliusmm9 @EndlessPainMIA I never disagreed with that. But literally people won't make insuline in their garage

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@PobEir Kid sized AR-15

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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So apparently there's a curator on steam which gives negative reviews on games simply for being "owned by China" That includes "minority owned" companies like fucking Ubisoft

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@caphavy @hasanthehun

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@SwitchAtoll @CrawfordEnjoyer @conservative767 @Uncrewed you're literally voting for a party which is in the active process of outlawing your existence but go off ig

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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@EmpTigerstar The point of sisyphus is that he only has that one thing in life, pushing the boulder. There is nothing else he can do for eternity. "The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy."

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Closetobegauche

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if you believe in great man theory you're neither a marxist nor a maoist

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@closetobegauche

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@UsagiMakesMusic @hentai_be_kawai @30year0ldb00mer @ostonox no, he does donate streams where he makes others donate for him and matches whatever his fans donate, money that also came from them

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Maoists look at this and think it's unironically true

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nina

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since the 2008 financial crisis there has been a resurgence of interest in Marxism

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Closetobegauche

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It's funny that Musk stans genuinely think he'll allow slurs, not knowing that Twitter would actually be illegal to operate in several countries including Germany and Canada that way

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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You tell people to vote Dems, a party full with actual anti semites, but joining an org because they announce solidarity with Palestine is too much?

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How can I be expected to join an organization that’s filled with people that hate me

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Closetobegauche

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@juliusmm9 @EndlessPainMIA also, as someone versed in proper chemical practise, I cannot recommend what they are doing. Chemistry is dangerous, believe it or not

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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This is the same talk your boss/manager gives you because you only do what you're contractually obliged to in your work contract and never do overtime.

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@becomingidea

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my most “right-wing quality” is that I actually really am kinda repulsed by lazy people. able-bodied adults who have the ability to take care of themselves and even their community + other people but instead choose to do as little as possible and mooch off of others .. grotesque

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@chhopsky @RebelMonster5 @juicydumperx @OliveProcessor @NotBrunoAgain Idk, the game does literally tell you that there is a tutorial down there. It's commonly agreed upon that shiny thing on the ground is probably worth looking at. I see the fault 100% at the players who missed it

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@closetobegauche

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Becoming the leftcom gatekeeper once more and saying anyone who actually believes this isn't a leftcom

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@closetobegauche

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Deranged post after the person you got this screenshot from hoped for anarkismus' death

reagan was bad, actually 🇵🇸

@Athenion3

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No way this is real bro

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@closetobegauche

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Stop writing and start mining

#DefundIsrael 🇵🇸

@donaldp1917

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@muke10101 Where they’ve been automated. Until then all of society needs to take part in the “grunt” work not just a class of unskilled laborers while the skilled are shielded

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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You are a white western urbanite simply tossing aside the input of Vietnamese people on their own country for superficial reasons because they don't agree with you. You're the definition of a cracker

#DefundIsrael 🇵🇸

@donaldp1917

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@toasty_emo You’re a bunch of first worlders shitting on someone from a post-colonial nation for owning a small plot of land. Get a fucking grip. A bunch of urbanites not owning land doesn’t prove anything. That’s not how land reform works.

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

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All of those exist to prepare children for the workforce, literally what's missing in your train of thought to connect that and capitalist oppression

RedGuardist📕🇵🇸

@CultRev66

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If you seriously believe that children are an "oppressed group" just because of bed times, school and restrictions to internet use, a fundamental reassessment of your worldview + political beliefs is long overdue. And it's time to log off and go outside.

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retweet for oomfers

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@PUPPYNOlSES "the vietnam war was fought by socialists" That sentence literally has no meaning

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@closetobegauche

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@SpazzyTaco1014 @ostonox There are many things wrong with there being rich people, please actually read what the guy in your pfp wrote

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@VenturCommunist @Inhumansoflate1 Fascist Italy and Germany

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Surely gami would never disagree with a black person due to racial reasons, gami could never do something raci-

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@closetobegauche

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Climate change is inevitable as long as capitalism exists. No amount of eco-terrorism will change that

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The funny thing is, I know some Maoists who would genuinely support Iran. Third Worldism is a fucking joke ideology

Dusty 🔴

@Leftwatch2

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Who should I support in the coming Taliban-Iran War

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Closetobegauche

@closetobegauche

3 years

shut your racist mouth

reagan was bad, actually 🇵🇸

@Athenion3

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@blarpus If you’re calling Russians collectivizing Russians settler-colonialism you are missing the point of what it is & undermining the actual horrors of settler colonialism where it happened (e.g. the Americas).

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@closetobegauche

1 year

Which party killed Rosa Luxemburg you disingenuous piece of shit

Margaret Killjoy 🏴

@magpiekilljoy

1 year

me: wishes the left would get along me 15 minutes later: learns that the German Communist Party was allied with the Nazi Party in 1931 in a failed referendum to end the Wiemar republic, because Stalin had declared that social democrats were the real fascists and everyone listened

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