@generalslug
@CordIdentifier
shaun was the hospital director's son that he never had, in fact the old man cares more about shaun than his own daughter and feels so guilty about it he has a days-long ambien trip talking to his dead daughter
@polishXcellence
have these people ever paid attention in biology class. before humans forests would combust naturally and plants evolved to survive burns, firemen do controlled burns to prevent larger ones and the trees grow back just fine, so fine that they need another burning in few years
@phil_so_silly
i remember he would make everyone in the studio watch pornhub during the making of mbdtf and pablo, so much so pornhub got him a free lifetime premium sub
@afrocosmist
what is there in between the lines in a taylor swift song that i have to slow down to really get lol, its the most white woman music ever true crime heartbreak liberal feminism
@gracecthdralprk
@notbenfish
the even more funny thing is crops like vegetables and fruits still require a lot of manual delicate work so these "farmers" def are big time commercial employing illegal immigrants that are scared shitless of being deported back home
@tiviator
@gual_asmara_
i wonder why they were in somalia in the first place, definitely not british+italian imperialism and then neocolonial american fuckery!
@WesSauD
@im_kirby
@ryanodonnell
they also chucked him in a psych ward, and the psychologist who was sent to treat him basically dismissed his concerns as incoherent ramblings, he had to finesse his way out of the hospital
@jrschlosberg
@Cukie_Gherkin
@ed_boogie
@Dog__Pope
you made a statement on a website in a tab on a browser where you can press ctrl+T to open a new tab, type in "successful violent revolutions in the 20th century", hit enter and see how imbecilic what you have in the drafts is
@TheRealBirddy
@GeeniaE
@Not_Jolly
@ajtyler1122
yeah man as we all know changes in governing systems are achieved without violence
mlk is still alive, salvador allende didn't shoot himself, the CPI and JCP do way more than cookie cutter social democratic reforms
@WrecktGaming
@tiviator
@gual_asmara_
if you believe that western presence in the horn of africa did not play a part in driving people into fundamentalist islam then your plug has some dank stuff
@muenzenberg_w
i remember they almost had something like the internet right before brezhnev died but it wasn't deemed useful for the military and got scrapped. they even planned to have servers across the country containing everything ever written in russian and a terminal for every home
@Toamastar
@FleetsGood
facebook counts views when a video starts playing, and the app has autoplay on by default so merely scrolling would count as a view, part of the reason why collegehumor died
@Jou_Hdez
@punkteefers
@mankoochie
american troops are honest, thats why they shot morphine and raped indochinese women and then lied about not doing so back home baybee
@posting_forever
bush v gore should have been a wake up call to amerikans about democracy lol, also i remember watching the democratic caucuses and that first iowa one was so mind-numbing, like who actually votes by standing in a circle
@zlingray
you could also say this about japanese lmao, every sentence rhymes because every sentence ends with a verb and all verbs end with a "u" sound
@SamtheNightOwl
you don't even need to be a financial guru to know that keeping cash is a massive hassle, it's very easy for a bill or two to slip away accidentally and very cumbersome for large transactions, for $8k that's a whole easily blown away brick to be carried around securely
@polishXcellence
i could see these goobers being like "why is the forest service burning forests....hmm..." not knowing that some seeds need to be burnt to germinate and all that ash is excellent fertilizer