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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

3 years

just outpizza’d the hut. im shaking

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

3 years

me: can you teach me how to do my taxes? high school: no. high school: anyway. this egg is a baby. keep it safe for a week. also climb this rope like circus man. cut open pig. set for life

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

Jemma and I are engaged! I set up puzzles around the apartment which lead to a cryptex which only opened by spelling out my favorite two words to say...

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Adal Rifai

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2 years

*ahem* Myyyyyyy Wiiiiiiiife!!!

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Adal Rifai

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7 years

I'm starting a Dungeons and Dragons game where we put on Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives and eat Dunkin Donuts. Please join my D&D&D&D&D&D&D game!

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Adal Rifai

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6 years

Jesus: invite me into your heart! Me: you can't enter my heart unless I invite you in??? Jesus: mmhm Me: how do you feel about crucifixs? Jesus: I mean...not great Me: (throws garlic) Jesus: (turns into bat and flies off)

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Adal Rifai

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8 years

We are all now basically Dumbledore's Army within an Umbridge reign

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

We boot a hoose!

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

5 years

Midwest: Pop that ass NorthEast: Soda that ass The South: Coke that ass

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

5 years

Me in winter: Me in spring: Me in summer: Me in fall: YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARVES???

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

4 months

We’re thrilled to be working with Sam Rockwell & Mark ‘the shark’ Berger! Handsome cool dudes who push for more and more buttholes 🦡

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4 months

EXCLUSIVE: Hello From The Magic Tavern, the hit comedy fantasy podcast, is being turned into an animated series. Sam Rockwell and Mark Berger’s Play Hooky Productions and Starburns Industries are developing the podcast in cartoon form

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Adal Rifai

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3 years

for sale: baby shoes, never worn. baby born with wheels

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

This podcast changed my life! I’m thankful every week I get to be apart of this wild world and work with the most talented guests, engineers, editors and artists. Thank you to every person who’s helped create this world, @earwolf and anyone who’s given it a listen! #5yearsinfoon

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Adal Rifai

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5 years

Taking suggestions for names for this newly adopted guy! Front runners are Zingbot and Brisket.

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Adal Rifai

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7 years

If you're going out tonight DO NOT take Rainbow Road. An italian man just totaled my Kia Rio with a turtle shell. My kids are dead

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

I know it’s felt like this shit has been going on for 10 years. The monotony. Every day looking exactly the same. It’s maddening. We shouldn’t feel so stuck. We shouldn’t have to live like this. But friends please don’t give up hope.....the Bunny Day event is almost over

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Adal Rifai

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6 years

Everyone’s invited to my first annual ‘New Years Eve: Two Beers Leave’ Party Tonight! Rules: 1. You bring two beers 2. Once you drink both you gotta go

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

Me: I opened the door Fantasy Writer: my weathered digits lurched forward to grasp the wrought iron extension protruding from the rotted tooth of a door. Splinters jutted forward like battlefield pikes thirsty to taste of flesh. The creak upon opening the wail of a mother sep

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

Had a meeting with maybe my favorite film actor of the last 25 years and he called me ‘Chunt the Racoon Beaver’. I then showed him a hand drawn butthole and he smiled. This is my legacy.

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Adal Rifai

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7 years

Purchases Moleskine notebook Starts to write in it. Idea not good enough. Rips out page. PERFECT IDEAS ONLY! Notebook untouched for 6 years

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

7 years

Escaped a Zelda room with LITERALLY 1 SECOND LEFT! Thanx to @travismcelroy , @MaxTemkin , @tommygents , @flophousecat and the other brainy boyz

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

I try not to not get too political on here, but I’ve had enough. Please contact your local elected officials and demand they vote to make it illegal for Switch friends to see how many hours you’ve played Animal Crossing

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Adal Rifai

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3 years

All I want for my birthday is help coming up with possible future Fast & Furious titles. Love Will Taurus Apart Porsche It To The Limit Mazda Tov We Mustang Out More! And Justice Ford All Mitsubishi’s All That Chevelle Or High Water The Day After Camaro Buick To The Future

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

In a wild turn of events I’ve discovered that DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET from me lives ANOTHER ADAL

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Adal Rifai

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5 years

Looked over and my new kitten was LITERALLY DABBING ON MY OLD CAT.

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Adal Rifai

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5 years

Just started watching Bobs Burgers. It’s the rare recommendation where it’s as good or better than people claimed it was. Thank you to everyone who yelled at me when I said I’d never seen it

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Adal Rifai

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6 years

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever done.

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Adal Rifai

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6 years

Just found out someone stole my debit card info to rack up $500 in charges. What really pisses me off is that $200 of it was spent over the course of 6 trips to Burger King. That feels fucking personal.

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Adal Rifai

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7 years

Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's been.....🎵one week since you looked at me cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry🎵

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

When this is all over and I go outside and start shaking trees, digging holes and snatching up every motherfucking bug, fish, stick and rock....please forgive me, be patient, I’m adapting

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Adal Rifai

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5 years

2 days at Wizarding World and tried most everything. Here’s my ranking: 1. Hot Butterbeer 2. Frozen Butterbeer 3. Butterbeer potted cream 4. Butterbeer ice cream 5. Butterbeer fudge 6. Hagrid’s cum 7. Cold Butterbeer 8. Pumpkin Juice 9. Fishy Green Ale Questions?

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Adal Rifai

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6 years

People: What do you do for a living?? Me: .......

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Adal Rifai

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6 years

After years of friends shaming me for never having read it I'm finally starting Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Wish me luck.

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Adal Rifai

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6 years

Nephew: Merry Christmas uncle Ebinezer.... Scrooge: CHRISTMAS??!? Bah... Everyone: (here it comes) Scrooge: ...ZINGA!!!! Everyone: Scrooge: (dabs) (buys biggest goose)

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Adal Rifai

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6 years

Excited to announce @MagicTavern is collaborating with @OvercoatsWooden @NightValeRadio and @UnseenHour to produce a new podcast about genealogy, road trips, nautical struggles, earthworms, the occult, second chances and time travel! Look for it soon!

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

5 years

I woke up today to discover at some point in the night I opened my notes app and wrote: ‘French me like one of your draw girls’.

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

6 years

Oooh! I'd also like to do this. For every 1 like I'll post 1 thing I like. Also please like Arnie's tweet so he has to keep posting!

Arnie Niekamp

@misterarnie

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In a moment of immense self-involvement, I have decided to do the “1 like = 1 thing I like” thread thing. So, like away?

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

4 years

Excited also to announce that at the wedding our first dance WILL BE to ‘Monster Mash’

Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

4 years

Jemma and I are engaged! I set up puzzles around the apartment which lead to a cryptex which only opened by spelling out my favorite two words to say...

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Adal Rifai

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5 years

I can create a sequel to any movie that never got one: E.T(wo): Picking Up The Pieces 2Sophies 2Choice Please give me more movies to sequel.

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

I’m realizing as an adult that cleaning up with a nice vacuum is as fun as any video game. Wild.

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Adal Rifai

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6 years

Just a list of my favorite ZONES! 1. The Adventure 2. Danger (Highway To) 3. Cal 4. O 5. Auto 6. Friend 7. Twilight 8. Defense 9. Comfort 10. Time 11. Dead 12. Tow 13. T

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

3 years

me: please. this will be every year of my life high school: ok.ok. but first read ‘our town’. worst play we could find. oops. four years. sorry. bye now

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

5 years

I’ve recorded 10 podcast episodes in the last 55 hours and now I’m a mozzarella stick living the Wild West and my name is Blonko and my souls is floating up to hell. Goodnight!

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Adal Rifai

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2 years

looking for advice please. i caught my spinach trying to sneak back into the fridge at 2am last night and he reeked of weed. im so tired of arguing; it only leads him to wilt. please help

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

The most important moment of our @MagicTavern tour was on the night of our last show, we were all so mentally fried that Arnie texted ‘We’re A Karate’. This is now my new mantra. Thank you Atlanta, Charlotte, Portland, Seattle and San Francisco!

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Adal Rifai

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7 years

The two best hair/beard combos in the podcasting game baybee! @misterarnie @travismcelroy

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Adal Rifai

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5 years

🎵I get knocked down...but I get up again, you ain’t never gonna keep me down 🎵

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Adal Rifai

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6 years

Sat in a bar for an hour watching bros POUND a punching bag machine. Then @ZachReino walks up, dabs the bag into oblivion and the bar burned down. 886 4 Lyfe.

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

4 years

Full wet bar in the basement I’m hoping to turn into a tiki bar or The Vermillion Minotaur! Hit me up with bar ideas, tips and especially pun names!

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Adal Rifai

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5 years

CSI: D&D Podcast? Is this a thing I can do?

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Adal Rifai

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6 years

I know I'm getting old because I just picked up a medium pizza and breadsticks for carry out and when they said the total was $26 I muttered under my breath "unfuckingbelievable"

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

6 years

Frankenstein: what shall I call you?! Frankenstein's monster: call me by your name and I'll call you by mine. Frankenstein: won't that be confusing? Frankenstein's monster: shhhhh (Deep kiss)

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Adal Rifai

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5 years

When I die, please make me a tombstone with this gif on display...

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Adal Rifai

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3 years

me: any time to learn job interview skills? high school: only question they ask is name all presidents

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

Hello!! Right this way! Welcome to Hell!

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

6 years

My friend @JustinMcElroy has a book out! Do I wish it was called ScytheSkulls so that my picture made more sense? Of course. Is it actually called SawBones? Yes! Pick up a copy of this beautiful, fascinating and hilarious book here: #TheSawbonesBook

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

2 years

Absolutely devastated to hear they just found Harley the Puppy Bowl Quarter Bark dead in his hotel room with a chocolate bar hours before the game. RIP Harley. What a good boy ❤️

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

6 years

Dumbledore: welcome to Hogwarts! As I say each and every year....When you're here, your family!! Harry: uhh.....professor. You didn't come up with that Dumbledore: AND NOW A FEAST! BREADSTICKS THAT ARE UNABLE TO END!!!!

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

4 years

🎵I did it all for the Nook Inc.🎵 ....finally got Animal Crossing

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Adal Rifai

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2 years

Hear me out. TUB GIN & FLAGONS. A D&D story of bootleggers during fantasy Prohibition trying to sell their concoctions without getting caught. With @misterarnie as Ale Capone and @morepeoplehappy as The Legal Drinking Mage. Also @JPsoFLY as Eliot Piss and @ErinKeif2 as Gem Malone

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

6 years

One time a friend of mine brought 60 McNuggets to a potluck. Everyone laughed their ass off and made fun of him and then the laughing died down AND THOSE NUGGETS WERE GONE IN UNDER 2 FUCKING MINUTES

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

And yes...In that voice

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

5 years

I think season 3 of @MagicTavern is the most excited I’ve ever been for a project! We got some great stuff on the way 🦡🥚❤️

Arnie Niekamp

@misterarnie

5 years

Just finished a productive @MagicTavern season 3 story meeting/drinks with @morepeoplehappy and @adalrifai . A lot of delightfully stupid ideas.

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Adal Rifai

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5 years

Last night at 1:30am I was in bed and slipping into sleep when I bolted upright, went to the living and watched the entirety of The Mighty Ducks. AMA

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

2 years

I ran off to Iceland to celebrate my 40th birthday and now I’m staying here for good! Bye everyone! p.s. in the Iceland version of ‘Friends’ there’s a Sigur Ros and a Sigur Rachel. I’m also enjoying ‘A Fjording to Jim’ and ‘Bjork and Mindy’! I suck! Ta-ta!

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

4 years

Fruit: Free Seafood: Free Raw Materials: Free Adding A Basement: 2,498,000 Bells Tools: Free Someone who is good at the economy please help me. My island family is dying.

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

4 years

For the people asking what the two words were! Please look closer at the picture?

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

3 years

Excited to announce I’m selling some NFT’s! (Names For TwoDollars) Have a look around and let me know if you have any questions! - Beef Mackenzie - Melissa Nutrition - Puppy Renoir - Lil Milky Williams - Farts MacIntyre - Fancy St. Pistachio - Trash Menagerie - Juice Calhoun

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Adal Rifai

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5 years

Dab on Niagara Falls Fortnite

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5 years

Toss a salad to your Fraiser

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4 years

Watching Planes, Trains & Automobiles for the first time and HOT FUCK this movie is funny

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Adal Rifai

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3 years

starting a fight with a joke tweet is like a cop trying to pull over a crayon drawing of a clown on a fridge

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Adal Rifai

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7 years

Dreams do come true! #NHT17

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@adalrifai

5 years

I just ate a butter flavored KitKat.

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

2 years

Now accepting commissions for nasty lil tongue twisters: I spilled shrimp scampi on my skimpy silk panties

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

5 years

In a 40 minute timeframe today I’ve had 2 cups of coffee, 6 head on gulf shrimp and a Snickers ice cream bar and I do NOT. FEEL. GREAT!

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7 years

randomly selected for screening. had to explain why Im an adult with a full size badger costume, royal scepter and old timey tankard packed

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@adalrifai

5 years

At the reception I’m at the guy leading the band tried to play a song he didn’t know, got scolded by the grandma of the groom, got visibly upset and then launched INTO ONE OF HIS ORIGINAL SONGS and it’s honestly the boldest fucking move I’ve ever seen

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

4 years

Me: I love my snap boi Snap boi: ...... Me: what do you want snap boi? Snap boi: ......the stars and the moon? Me:

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

5 years

I’m not religious at all but I just took communion at a wedding ceremony because I was fucking starving. AMA.

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5 years

An amazing surprise for the @heyriddleriddle hosts to receive some Avenue Q quality puppets after our Whirled News show last night! Thank you Matt Romeo!

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

6 years

Me in Ireland: •got stoned •had a cuppa •put on neckwear •played golf •game was a draw Friends: How was your trip? What did you do in Ireland? Me: let's just say....🎵HIGH TEA TIE TEE TIE🎵

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

6 years

Hanging in Cincinnati and I realized as I walked into the elevator that my sons each brought one change of clothes and it was unkowingly the same shirt. One is happy about it and one is a sad sad boy. @xoxo

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

6 years

I had an idea for a poster and @JohnPGlynn made my wildest dreams come true. #starwars #TheLastJedi #porgs

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

7 years

Thank you @MagicTavern fans for being so incredible! Thank you for those who stuck around 2 hours to meet up at @BurgerKing for dumb bits

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

500 likes and I’ll write 10 pages describing food!

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Adal Rifai

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5 years

After someone watches your show/set/performance/concert/views or interacts with your creation, what thing do you dread hearing most? For me it’s a dead tie between these three: - did you have fun? - fun stuff! - I saw the show...

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

4 years

Wild that all sex with The Joker is make-up sex

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@adalrifai

5 years

I THINK I SOLVED GAME OF THRONES If the end of #GamesOfThrones is going to answer ‘who will be the next to take the throne?’ then unscramble the name of ‘Daenerys Targaryen’. It’s an anagram for: ‘Arya/Gendry Nearest’ thank you for coming to my NEDTalk

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

7 years

Excited to spill the beans that @PFTompkins will be our guest on 'Gettin Nuts' at @NowHearThisFest ! Grab yo tix!!

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

5 years

WE BACK! Season 3 starts today!

Arnie Niekamp

@misterarnie

5 years

Episode 1 of the new @MagicTavern adventure is out now with @JustinMcElroy as a boat figurehead that was magically brought to life VERY recently. Listen, subscribe, share.

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4 years

The only photoshop I ever truly needed

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6 years

In your minds eye picture an abacus. it's the thought that counts

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Adal Rifai

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4 years

Fucked around and accidentally became Léon The Professional

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6 years

When an eel bites your heel, second set of jaws, known as pharyngeal THATS a Moray!

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Adal Rifai

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7 years

Hey it's @misterarnie 's birthday! One of the best/tallest friends I've had and someone who has involved me in almost every creative endeavor he's put together in the past 10 years. May you all have an Arnie in your life who gives you opportunities and friendship at every turn!

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Adal Rifai

@adalrifai

6 years

Me every time I do a new crossword: How exciting!! Who knows what words I'll have to recall! The clues will surely be hard but not impossible! A new adventure awaits!! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!! Every Crossword Ever: Across 1. MASH actor Alan. Me: fuck this

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4 years

It’s absolutely WILD how funny local news anchors think they are

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5 years

Them: so Robert just said we coul.... Me: what? Them: You know Rob? He mentioned tha.. Me: what? Them: .....🎵Some BOBBY once told me🎵 Me: there we go

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