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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
7 years
I feel like America is trapped in the dinner scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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4 years
Things that are scarier than Cory Booker
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John Goodman was born on June 20, 1952
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Tulsi Gabbard is going to be the only Dem to vote against an impeachment inquiry and we are still going to be lectured non-stop about how she is a 'true progressive'.
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So idiot GOP and Trumpers are claiming the FBI and DHS, run by Republicans and Trump Administration at the time, were somehow rigging twitter and BIDEN is the one being attacked for it? WTF is wrong with these morons?
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@latimes @latimesopinion Does this headline invalidate the LA Times?
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@365mars Well then you should get in no problem
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2 years
Tell me a movie that you really liked but feel that virtually no one you know has ever heard of much less seen.
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Sign up table for the Patriot Party
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@365mars Despite being black, this kind of thinking might get you into the Klan
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
1 year
Yes, these British clowns who demand subservience to an inbred, scandal ridden, nitwit royal family still exist.
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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When you see why Kurt Cobain is trending
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People furious Biden isn't keeping promises he never made. They did the same thing with Obama.
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
4 years
It's nice to see Judas Priest finally getting the attention they deserve...oh...never mind.
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4 years
That Al Sharpton, Hunter Biden, Breitbart and ballot harvesting have all been trending big time is a testament to the fact that the Russian bot factory is working overtime since the tax story was released.
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Just a quick note on Buttigieg's supposed ability to win 'red states'- he did run for state Treasurer in Indiana, he lost by 24%. The only thing he has won is mayor of South Bend. The last time South Bend elected a non-Dem Mayor was in 1970.
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Pete Buttigieg: "Where is it written that a so-called red state, red county, has to be red forever? They didn't start out Republican, they don't have to be Republican in the future."
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Elon decides to bring back Alex Jones just as the Sandy Hook anniversary is arriving. He did this on purpose for maximum publicity. That is what kind of low down scum he is.
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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Dear fans of Russell Brand, Bill Maher, Joe Rogan, and many other of their type- Just because someone says they are a genius it doesn't mean they are. In fact, they more they say it the less likely they are.
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You know what amazes me? How all those 'progressives' were demanding we get out of Afghanistan and when Biden actually did it they couldn't give a s*it.
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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Andrew Cuomo did bad things so therefore Cynthia Nixon would have been a great Governor is not a good argument.
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Man, Meghan Markle seriously drives racists nuts just by existing.
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3 years
Chris Christie left office with a 15% approval rating and got clobbered in Presidential primaries. Why does the press still treat him like he is some sort of political mastermind? So much of this stuff is about personal relationships with journalists. It's a real problem.
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@amigammon @RobinT724 @daisyfacedoll @TopRopeTravis @queerBengali I am guessing you are talking about Tom Arnold, not Farrow. As for Arnold I think you are right. He is not a journalist and he is a little screwy but I do think his heart is in the right place and he is honest.
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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Keith David and Markie Post: Great movie couple
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@cmclymer @JennaEllisEsq David Duke after a head injury
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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It's really about Hillary, not Neera.
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5 years
I think Harris, Klobuchar, Booker, and Beto would all be better general election candidates than Biden, Warren or Sanders.
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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Happy Birthday to the legendary song writing, acting, singer, Rhodes Scholar and Toby Keith hating Kris Kristofferson.
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Rudy Giuliani is to the legal profession what Dennis Miller is to comedy.
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The great Adrienne Barbeau was born on June 11, 1945
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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I think the last couple of weeks has exposed who the bullies are, and for once it isn't the American
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An anonymous staffer is quoted as saying: “Every ten minutes, I had to go outside to be screamed at by her and Harry. It was, ‘I can’t believe you’ve done this. You’ve let me down. What were you thinking?’ It went on for a couple of hours.”
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Nina Turner and her folks are furious Mayor Bibb of Cleveland has endorsed Shontel Brown in the primary. They say it is a horrible betrayal after she endorsed Bibb for Mayor. What they don't mention is she only did that after he won the primary where she had endorsed his opponent
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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@keithboykin Obviously a conspiracy among African Americans to humiliate Donald Trump by losing their jobs.
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Rodney Dangerfield and Redd Foxx
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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Here's the thing, Joe Rogan is a f*cking loser. I don't care how much money he makes or how much attention he gets. The words that come out of his mouth make him a complete loser.
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Former President Trump "never aged a minute" in office, argued @joerogan . President Biden, on the other hand, "has aged a thousand years in the first one year in office — he looks like a walking dead man."
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Nina Turner felt entitled to that congressional seat. She took it VERY personally when she lost.
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John Goodman was born on June 20, 1952
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
5 years
Has anyone asked Gaetz and co. if the pizza place they ordered from was the center of a pedophile ring?
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Carol Burnett was born on April 26, 1933. Pictured with Rod Serling goofing around the set of The Twilight Zone
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@BenjySarlin @tedcruz Fun fact- Lisa Simpson grows up to be President. Ted Cruz does not.
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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The most annoying thing is if Biden wins you know barely any of these people will ever admit they were wrong
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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On April 30th, 1966, the Church of Satan was founded by Anton LaVey at the Black House in San Francisco, CA. LaVey with Sammy Davis Jr.
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@scottEweinberg Knocked Up?
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That story about Queen Elizabeth pretty much sums up everything I hate about the British Royals.
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@sublime277 @mtracey Also because it is clearly a bullshit claim.
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They are now trying to claim Peter Doocy is awesome at his job.
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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Remember when Bill Clinton was the biggest scumbag in the world for having a consensual affair? Now compare that to the collective shrug of today and Trump's rape trial
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A royal watcher worried about opulence. These people are so ridiculous.
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Kid Phantasm @kidphantasm.bsky.social
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@S_Fitzpatrick It is called LYING. For God's sake just say the word. The mainstream media is terrified of accusing the GOP of lying.
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Amy Adams and Isla Fisher trending the same day
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Out of morbid curiosity I checked "Hanoi Jane" and it really is sad how people are still obsessed with her 50 years later. What is even more sad is the ones still trashing John Kerry
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No, I would not vote for John Stewart. Please stop asking.
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You shouldn't get off the hook for an attempted coup just because you sucked at it.
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On July 26, 2016, Hillary Clinton became the first woman to become the nominee of a major political party for President.
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I am not really a member of the Princess Diana cult but I get the feeling she wasn't an obsessive racist and elitist.
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“Diana was very careful about her boys…she protected them.” Had Princess Diana been alive, Prince Harry would’ve never married Meghan Markle, says @RoyalDickie . @KateMansey | #TimesRadio
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@notcapnamerica @ofctimallen I like the thought of Patricia Richardson and JTT late at night talking smack about Tim Allen on the phone
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Question- if Rachel Maddow was openly siding with Russia the way Tucker is, would it be ignored by the MSM the way Tucker is? Or would it be deemed a "major problem on the left" and Anti-American?
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After suggesting the US blew up the pipelines, Tucker starts listing possible options for the Russian retaliation
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Matt Gaetz does not look like Eddie Munster (Butch Patrick) other than being white and having black hair. Also Eddie was NOT a pedophile asshole crook.
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Barney Miller was an incredibly mellow show. Especially one that took place in a Manhattan police precinct in the 1970. Such a great cast.
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@aziz0nomics She is a Barbie wannabe. Klaus Barbie that is.
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@jackshafer @michaelschaffer Beschloss is not the one who has been "radicalized". Look in the mirror.
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Remember all those leftists claiming Dems would win in a landslide if they did student debt forgiveness? They are awful quiet right now.
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David Brooks has a much better grasp of the reparations issue than Bernie. Let that sink in.
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Fun fact- Adam West used to pick up his son at school in the Batmobile.
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@grynbaum @mattfleg I'm so tired of these stories covering the same exact demographic over and over again. PS- the reason you keep finding people who say the same crap is because you rig it so you get the same reaction over and over again.
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You know what Bob Woodward didn't do during Watergate? Hold on to information for years and wait until Nixon was out of office before he released it.
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Do you all remember when Dr. Phil showed up uninvited to Brittany Spears' hospital room in a pathetic publicity stunt? Or when he endorsed supplements as "Dr. Phil" when he had no medical experience whatsoever? He has Trumper written all over him
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Always nice to see Christiane Amanpour though also a reminder of how far CNN America quality has plummeted.
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Isn't it remarkable how #stockmarketcrash always trends when there is good news for Biden and the stock market isn't crashing at all? I am sure that is a coincidence.
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You know who is responsible for Biden winning? Biden voters.
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I know it is very embarrassing for him that the Statue of Liberty was made by the French but the dumbest part of this tweet is actually that he and his Trumper ilk absolutely DESPISE everything the Statue stands for.
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Who's gonna tell him😂😂😂
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Rogue One was the best Star Wars film since the original trilogy and yet it was completely dumped on (as was director Gareth Edwards) by critics and Star Wars "fans" when it came out because that was the trendy thing to do.
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PLEASE. Do NOT slander the great Elvira like that
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That's Elvira? Right?
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Please tell me that the Loch Ness Monster ate Curt Schilling
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Waylon Jennings worked at a Littlefield, TX radio station in 1956 as a DJ. He would play music by black musicians (Ray Charles, Chuck Berry, etc) despite orders from the station owner not to. He was subsequently fired when he played 2 Little Richard songs in a row. #RIPWaylon
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Twitter- where people say things like "Anne Frank had white privilege", "Stranger Things is capitalist propaganda", and "Joe Biden has been stealing billions for 50 years" and are actually taken seriously.
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@donnabrazile @RealTimBlack I have been a fan and greatly respected you for 20 years. In about 8 hours time you have managed to destroy all of that. A sad day.
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@chucktodd You know why he chose you to interview him @chucktodd ? Because he knew he could lie over and over again and not get called out.
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@kel_cee_xo @bipolar_aries What the fuck are you talking about. The first debate is a month away, the earliest ever.
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Kennedy being called out and directly asked "As a human being, how can you be okay with this?" I am loving this new CNN.
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@sammajammaz Anyway, Communism already lost.
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Tim Allen makes $235K per episode of 'Last Man Standing'. He is worth $80 million. How does he live with that kind of oppression?
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Juan Williams being pilloried for daring to suggest that maybe cops first reaction shouldn't be a kill shot.
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@CharlesPPierce HRC campaign gave him a free pass in the name of 'unity'. That you think otherwise is pretty sad.
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@davidfrum Have you been paying any attention to what DeSantis has been doing as Governor? This is exactly how you guys in the GOP got into this position in the first place. There is NOTHING normal about DeSantis.
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The whole Blue MAGA thing rings a little hollow from people who refuse to do anything (including voting) to stop Trump.
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It's interesting how much Trumpers and Royalists sound an awful lot alike when talking about Meghen. But they assure me none of it has to with race.
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@PALMENA_IC Why do you keep posting fake photos?
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@pigbop @morganwatkins26 She's probably on the short list now for the next Fox News hire.
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@jjwsds @keithboykin pssst- I was making a joke
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Heidi Moore, who has written for The Guardian, NY Times, and WSJ, just blocked Chelsea Clinton for pointing out falsehoods about herself in a book (and the person who wrote the falsehoods hasn't even said Chelsea is wrong).
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Marianne Williamson has ZERO real world qualifications to be President. ZERO. She got the daylights beat out of her when she ran for congress once. That is it. She is not entitled to a national debate with the President. For God's sake, this isn't a fucking game show.
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You knew he would run over to Al Roker
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@AndrewYang For the love of God, OPEN A HISTORY BOOK!
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@page88 I went to grade school with Don Jr (I was a couple years ahead of him). This story is not surprising in the least.
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When Bill Maher gets dumped by HBO when his contract is up it will be purely for the fact that his ratings are awful. He will scream and whine he is the victim of "woke" culture though and Fox News etc will suddenly be supporters
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