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CAT MARNELL

4 years

My new PAtreon BEAUTYSHAMBLES is live with first column dropping later this week. Beauty, travel, alternative lifestyle, CHAOS!! Subscribe here !

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@cat_marnell

4 years

its not my fault that ruth Bader ginsburg died while I was at an orgy and now I appear insensitive

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scott disick was very rude to me once .. all the elder kardashians and adjacents were very defensive 8 years ago because no one respected them ... i was trying to be nice ... this was at annie lebowitz's crib when she was renting it out for parties to save herself from bankruptcy

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I’m the hunter Biden of my family and I’m doing great !!

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I don’t want to be at your cookout; I don’t even eat

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4 years

im gonna write the reverse ' eat pray love ' where the more you travel the more isolated weird and dead inside you get

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@cat_marnell

5 years

You’ll be fine I’ve had the same piece of broken glass in my foot since 2007 and I’m a New York Times bestselling author

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@cat_marnell

6 years

Just snorted a line of GRATITUDE !!

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@cat_marnell

2 years

30 days clean and sober today :)

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@cat_marnell

1 year

@nesplease @yoloethics what a nasty tweet. shes like 16 in the tube top pic. people style themselves differently. nothing to do w kanye. and she had a baby, that's not natural enough for you?

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@cat_marnell

2 years

i dont meant to brag but it's been yet another VICTORIOUS NON-DRUG ADDICTED DAY

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@cat_marnell

2 years

40 days clean and sober today

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@cat_marnell

5 years

No one wants to believe the most important true Hollywood thing that I know ... which is that ZACH GALIFINAKIS IS THE FATHER OF JANUARY JONES' BABY .

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@cat_marnell

3 years

Sex is important u get sort of creepy if you don’t have it

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@cat_marnell

3 months

💎 💜

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@DEADLINE

3 months

Maude Apatow, Olivia Rosenbloom Launch Jewelbox Pictures; Apatow's Directorial Debut 'Poetic License' To Kick Off Slate

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@cat_marnell

1 year

60 days sober today!

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@cat_marnell

2 years

i google leopards sleeping in trees every night it makes me feel sooo good

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@cat_marnell

11 months

Keeping it light for my IG subscribers

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@cat_marnell

2 years

i am one week sober today

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@cat_marnell

4 years

i have some inside info on what mary kate olsens soon-to-be-ex-husband mr sarkozy likes ... JAZZ ... one time my dad took me to a club on bleecker to see some jazz show with dinner and mr sarkozy was there w his mom and this big table full of people .. looking extremely happy ..

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@cat_marnell

1 year

8 months clean today and im still wearing a damn hospital bracelet

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@cat_marnell

2 years

Throwback

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@cat_marnell

4 years

yes GUM is a serious mood changer .... i dont know why ... try it .. if you are dreading doing something put some gum in your mouth on the way there.. you might start laughing at your weird life .. that always happens to me ... gum gives you a great attitude ... it's very weird

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@cat_marnell

4 years

my life is perfect (because I drastically lowered my standards)

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@cat_marnell

3 years

Does the human rights watch know about ZARA soho

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@cat_marnell

4 years

ommggrddd i literally just eat mango alone every day and walk in circles, why

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4 years

Fuck Cat Marnell.

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@cat_marnell

4 years

I finished my book proposal!

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@cat_marnell

2 years

Fun fact JULIA FOX plays soccer and you used to be able to catch her covered in grass stains in evening rec league playing under the lights in Sara D. Roosevelt Park on the Lower East Side

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@cat_marnell

5 years

Incidentally my little brother and I made this list of NBA dog names and he told me to put it on reddit so it would “go viral” and it didn’t; it only got 25 comments and 2 commenters told me to kill myself

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@cat_marnell

5 years

I went .. to the mental hospital .. in St. Remy de Provence .. where van Gogh went for a year after he cut off his ear! It’s still active facility and you can hear patients screaming in the garden, amazing amazing

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@cat_marnell

3 years

when julia fox is winning humankind is winning

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@cat_marnell

5 years

I only added my basketball to my name last month ... I def don't think I am at the top of basketball twitter ... listen .. I was at the top of pillhead twitter ... sometimes you just want to hang with the WINNERS , you know ... ? I'm more than a drug addict

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@cat_marnell

4 years

Photo to accompany New York mag thing -- SOHO September 2020 ... fuck those people!!!

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@cat_marnell

4 months

Let me explain something to the Timothee Chalamet generation, there's a whole dynamic where you, the feminine, feel exquisite, nubile, alive and turned on around "ugly" masculinity, rough hands, chest hair, European pebble beaches and power

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@cat_marnell

2 years

I appreciate jacks wife Freda going “full Europe”

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@cat_marnell

4 months

In my new book Vice is ICE magazine, Gawker is Gazer, Julia Fox is Julia wolf , riff Raff is skiff skaff and the fat jew is just the fat jew

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@cat_marnell

1 year

Bong

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@cat_marnell

5 months

as soon as i saw Addison Rae reading my book on IG i knew she was trouble

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@cat_marnell

4 years

I apologize once again for my urgent vacuum question during the coup

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@cat_marnell

4 years

Just wait until I write the great Britney book.

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@cat_marnell

2 years

I’m the only person invited to 9 pm dinner w Julia Kanye and Dave chapelle who shows up at 1045 hahahahaha

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@cat_marnell

2 years

I picked up the jewelry Kanye gave Julia off the floor when they left and palomas purse and a bottle of dom and everything but then a waitress acted like I stole everything hahahahahaha

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@cat_marnell

7 years

I was shot by federico ferrari for @sleekmag N55 in Basel, Switzerland! Shirt by @petedoherty @albionrooms . Link to article soon.

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@cat_marnell

1 year

Who did this

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@cat_marnell

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@cat_marnell

6 years

The O2 Arena was PACKED for Harry Styles!! #london #thebest

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@cat_marnell

4 years

AUGUST IN COVID NYC ... truly for the weirdos ...lets do this

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@cat_marnell

2 years

RIP ivana

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@cat_marnell

4 years

The protests are so good .. burn it all down .. I love smashed windows., I love New York

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@cat_marnell

8 months

I regret to inform u I have transmogrified into a finicky, prissy control freak

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@DESTRCTIONXDOLL

9 months

I discovered Cat Marnell recently while working on an article and she is a MAJOR influence on what it takes to not give a fuck in a world that does! She's very open about her substance abuse issues, trauma, sex/romance, and navigating the night life -- the ultimate Messy Girl

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@cat_marnell

5 years

I am Sky Ferreira SUPERFAN

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@billyonIine

5 years

it was a cultural reset it was a cultural reset

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@cat_marnell

2 years

im about to enter a 6 month long great mood

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@cat_marnell

2 years

I met Kanye 😭

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@cat_marnell

3 years

in case you people didn't know why you like my writing its because im modern : I don't think deep I get bored easily just like you and I dont waste your time

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@cat_marnell

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bottom pic shot by chuck grant lana's sister

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@DESTRCTIONXDOLL

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Cat Marnell for VICE Magazine, May 2012 On why she chooses to go outside the grain with how she writes about substance use and makeup/beauty

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@cat_marnell

4 years

Dasha @nobody_stop_me and I are such close neighbors we could almost have walkie talkies; my dears I’m afraid the block is HOt

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@cat_marnell

4 years

true story i once called chris cuomo and tried to cancel a hair color appointment at bumble uptown

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@cat_marnell

4 years

i am moving back to new york because all of my friends and clothes are there already and i want to watch tv with people

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@cat_marnell

3 years

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!! ☹️

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@cat_marnell

11 months

Only 8 hours until cofffee again the great thrill of life

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@cat_marnell

5 years

Big news! My @audible_com Original “SELF TANNER FOR THE SOUL : How I Ran Away to Europe To Find My Inner Glow (When Life Got Dark)” is out 10/18 and is now available for pre-order HERE :

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@cat_marnell

1 year

Summer reminder to read my sleazy, girly and nearly unanimously well-reviewed memoir, HOW TO MURDER YOUR LIFE, which was meant to be consumed on a chaise lounge

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@cat_marnell

3 years

The Kim k fans are mocking my 46.6k IG followers

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@cat_marnell

1 year

I listened to this song every single day of writing How To Murder Your Life

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1 year

sky ferreira won that genre

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@cat_marnell

5 years

When Canal Street is your “comfort zone” you know ur deranged

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@cat_marnell

10 months

That's Paper Nightlife Awards Cat Marnell. Sponsored by Hennessey

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@niccagefan666

10 months

going to a halloween party later this month as page 6 cat marnell

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@cat_marnell

4 years

Armie hammer is 6’5 sign me up hahahahaha

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@cat_marnell

3 years

Lena Dunham is dope u people were bugging

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@cat_marnell

7 years

HOW TO MURDER YOUR LIFE .. The only outline I worked off of for years of HELL.. omg writing a book is so crazy-hard .. My eye is twitching just looking at this and thinking about it ... I used to throw furniture across the room .. and weep at my computer!

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@cat_marnell

4 years

I’m gonna write Britney like Norman mailer wrote Marilyn

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@cat_marnell

4 years

Armie Hammer should barbecue Hilaria Baldwin

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@cat_marnell

11 months

Your fave joan didion voted Republican her whole life

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@cat_marnell

1 year

69 days sober my favorite position

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@cat_marnell

4 years

Hey now! Read about the production company I've been working with for two years to develop HOW TO MURDER YOUR LIFE to into a limited series for SONY TRISTAR :

Doug Robinson Inks New 5-Year Overall Deal With Sony Pictures Television Amid DRP Series Slate...

The Goldbergs and Schooled executive producer Doug Robinson has re-upped his overall deal at Sony Pictures Television for five more years.

deadline.com

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@cat_marnell

4 years

I ONLY snitch on the rich

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@weareyourfek

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CLASSIC CAT

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@cat_marnell

3 years

I have 187 unread text messages and a new lilac bikini

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@cat_marnell

2 years

Me and Leah

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@cat_marnell

4 years

Click here for the title of my new book! Thanks @pagesix @nypost @OriginalFresca !!

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@cat_marnell

4 years

Times Square 🇺🇸🎉 #kamala #biden

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@cat_marnell

2 years

my politics are Warholian I'll hang out with anyone

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@cat_marnell

4 years

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!

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@cat_marnell

2 years

19 days sober bc I’m a bad bitch

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@cat_marnell

4 years

i was like "is this bumble?" and he was like "This is chris cuomo"

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@cat_marnell

4 years

Wow Pete Doherty RT’d my Patreon launch which means I officially had an excellent launch !!! #babyshambles #beautyshambles 🇬🇧 🇺🇸 What a great Monday!! Thank you so much everyone!! First column drops later this week :)