scott disick was very rude to me once .. all the elder kardashians and adjacents were very defensive 8 years ago because no one respected them ... i was trying to be nice ... this was at annie lebowitz's crib when she was renting it out for parties to save herself from bankruptcy
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what a nasty tweet. shes like 16 in the tube top pic. people style themselves differently. nothing to do w kanye. and she had a baby, that's not natural enough for you?
i have some inside info on what mary kate olsens soon-to-be-ex-husband mr sarkozy likes ... JAZZ ... one time my dad took me to a club on bleecker to see some jazz show with dinner and mr sarkozy was there w his mom and this big table full of people .. looking extremely happy ..
yes GUM is a serious mood changer .... i dont know why ... try it .. if you are dreading doing something put some gum in your mouth on the way there.. you might start laughing at your weird life .. that always happens to me ... gum gives you a great attitude ... it's very weird
Incidentally my little brother and I made this list of NBA dog names and he told me to put it on reddit so it would “go viral” and it didn’t; it only got 25 comments and 2 commenters told me to kill myself
Fun fact JULIA FOX plays soccer and you used to be able to catch her covered in grass stains in evening rec league playing under the lights in Sara D. Roosevelt Park on the Lower East Side
I went .. to the mental hospital .. in St. Remy de Provence .. where van Gogh went for a year after he cut off his ear! It’s still active facility and you can hear patients screaming in the garden, amazing amazing
I only added my basketball to my name last month ... I def don't think I am at the top of basketball twitter ... listen .. I was at the top of pillhead twitter ... sometimes you just want to hang with the WINNERS , you know ... ? I'm more than a drug addict
Let me explain something to the Timothee Chalamet generation, there's a whole dynamic where you, the feminine, feel exquisite, nubile, alive and turned on around "ugly" masculinity, rough hands, chest hair, European pebble beaches and power
I picked up the jewelry Kanye gave Julia off the floor when they left and palomas purse and a bottle of dom and everything but then a waitress acted like I stole everything hahahahahaha
I discovered Cat Marnell recently while working on an article and she is a MAJOR influence on what it takes to not give a fuck in a world that does! She's very open about her substance abuse issues, trauma, sex/romance, and navigating the night life -- the ultimate Messy Girl
in case you people didn't know why you like my writing its because im modern : I don't think deep I get bored easily just like you and I dont waste your time
Big news! My
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Original “SELF TANNER FOR THE SOUL : How I Ran Away to Europe To Find My Inner Glow (When Life Got Dark)” is out 10/18 and is now available for pre-order HERE :
Summer reminder to read my sleazy, girly and nearly unanimously well-reviewed memoir, HOW TO MURDER YOUR LIFE, which was meant to be consumed on a chaise lounge
HOW TO MURDER YOUR LIFE .. The only outline I worked off of for years of HELL.. omg writing a book is so crazy-hard .. My eye is twitching just looking at this and thinking about it ... I used to throw furniture across the room .. and weep at my computer!
Hey now! Read about the production company I've been working with for two years to develop HOW TO MURDER YOUR LIFE to into a limited series for SONY TRISTAR :
Wow Pete Doherty RT’d my Patreon launch which means I officially had an excellent launch !!!
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🇬🇧 🇺🇸 What a great Monday!! Thank you so much everyone!! First column drops later this week :)