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toxyk2018

@carpediemmonst1

6 years

@sassycoll1980 @angelababicz This is a VERY loose interpretation of “natural”...

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toxyk2018

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@aliward_96 @afcjxmes It happens when the ref determines that a touch to the keeper wasn't a DELIBERATE action. I've never seen an obvious back pass ignored. You have no idea what you're on about.

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@Kruptos6 @thefootyarena Shame. There's always netball, lad. Football is clearly not for you.

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@DeanAinsworth This is reductive nonsense. Liverpool went to THREE Champions League finals in that time, lost the league by a single point TWICE (record points for runners-up), and won 25 of their first 26 games when they did win it (greatest ever start to a season in European history).

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@notcapnamerica She clearly kicked the black lady first. This just makes my blood boil. Would he have intervened if she hadn't defended herself? Outrageous.

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@BluesWillly @BorisJohnson Drink or drugs? Which is it?

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@monkeymouth @thisisnotaberna Wrapping your legs around another guy in front of your boyfriend/partner is the height of disrespect. Stop tweeting bull.

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@wendylaird @naomiosaka Everyone has media obligations. It's a part of professional sport. If she can't handle this, I'm afraid she can't carry on playing, or else she can find a tour where they don't do media interviews.

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@PauloCartiV3 This seems like defamation/libel. If I were @theadamcollard , you'd be hearing from my lawyers.

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@petitecycliste @krassenstein @nelmagene2010 That's not transgender. Are you okay? You don't have to chime in if you don't understand the subject matter at hand.

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@VikingoBlanco6 @FabrizioRomano They cost a combined £0m!!! That's amazing.

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@AnnCoulter At least they pay taxes, unlike Trump...

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@JymPap @NBAHistory @NBA They kept it to guards because it's easier for the bigger players to be that efficient as they tend to play closer to the basket—the list would be much longer with forwards and centers. You sound like a moron, so I can see why you missed the point.

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@thefootyarena He's won the league in the big 5 (PL, La Liga, Serie A, Bundesliga, Ligue 1). Why would this be an unpopular opinion?

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@BenSenft4 @SkySportsPL If Sanchez is on £500k a week as has been reported, that's the worst bit of business. At least Torres scored some goals and featured in key moments for Chelsea. Sanchez did f-all at United.

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@Kris_Sacrebleu Some projections point to a full frontal blow on Mar-a-Lago. It's really the main reason why he's staying...

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@Madz_Grant He's a kid. Ever seen many of them at funerals?

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@greekmem @EightTheThot @MorgothsReview @Mr_BerIin There are more white people than black people in America by a factor of about 6 to 1. Let's play the percentage game then...

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@slojeff @RichardFausset @jmartNYT Your math is appalling.

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@Lauzbeee @SkySportsNews 20-year playing career, nearly 800 apps, over 200 goals and an infectious personality—that counts as legendary in my book...🤷🏾‍♂️

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@carpediemmonst1

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@Football__Tweet Mbappe is levels above everyone else.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@asterinbryce Paige was being gaslit and emotionally blackmailed at an unprecedented level for this show. She has had an awful time of it.

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@DeanBryce6 @DailyMailUK The manufacturers will conform to EU standards, so the UK won't have a choice in it anyway. See how this works?!

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@carpediemmonst1

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@Football__Tweet Son wears kit of father's former team - total shocker! 🙃

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@carpediemmonst1

4 years

@EmmaKennedy @metpoliceuk People were told to stay home. Anna Soubry even suggested a doorstep vigil of sorts at a specific time. The problem is that there are too many folks who simply like to go against the authorities. It's the reason why COVID ravaged this country.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@aj_meno6 @johncampanelli Wrong, you pillock. COVID was mishandled because the President said it was the flu and it would magically go away. Everything else stems from that attitude, apart from the balloning deficits and resultant debt - they've happened because of tax breaks for the richest corporations

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@carpediemmonst1

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@MaoriBoyDB @kanyalmufc @antyy_vil @ConnexxionBusi @cIayboiprati Lyles was implying that NBA champions should not be called world champions because they aren't the best in the world, which is complete and utter bullshit. ALL the best basketball players on the planet find their way to the NBA. It's a de-facto world championship as a result.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@_DominicJ Noah Lyles is: 1. Reigning 100m world champion 2. Reigning 200m world champion 3. Reigning 100m Olympic champion. Comparing him to Tebogo suggests that you're either a major troll or mentally unwell. Either way, you need help.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@NonnaMichele @thedailybeast He has the exemption. He just has the wrong type of visa for someone with an exemption. It's a clerical error. It will be fixed and he will get in.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@Football__Tweet His head was 2.56m high. I've seen guys hit the rim with their heads in basketball. That's at a height of 3.04m...🤷🏾‍♂️

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@carpediemmonst1

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@dan_quinn86 @Coach_DB__ This is a relatively simple pass for a professional footballer. Stop chatting nonsense. I could make that pass, and I played schoolboy level.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@NikkiHaley However, Donald Trump does not deserve to use the office of POTUS for personal gain. After all, he is there to serve the country, not himself. It's not rocket science.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@Squawka Tammy is the better finisher at the moment, but no question, Rashford is the superior all-round footballer, and it's not even close.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@SxrgioSZN @MagnificoMendy If the ball hits the hand of the goalscorer, it is automatic handball. You should have learned the Laws of the Game before you hopped on the City bandwagon. Embarrassing lack of knowledge.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@SeebyK Look at a lot of the other child prodigies. Rooney. Owen. Fabregas. The list goes on. For most of them, their best days were well behind them by the time they reached 30.

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@BendyBill @jackremmington @FraserCrawford2 Sibling banter is embarrassing? You need to get a life.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@TheBarrilla @minakimes The big boys who are all drafted from...er, college football!

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@mrstomlinstan @BrianDoyle92 Could not afford it. It literally says so. Are you dumb?

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@carpediemmonst1

4 years

@EmmaKennedy Two things at play here: 1. The police do seem to be using a level of force that is disproportionate. 2. People were told to stay home, but as we have seen, too many folks are willing to simply cast aside police advice, and flout lockdown rules. The entire thing was avoidable.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@StuartWarner55 @Matt_Law_DT Reece James has played more CB than RB for Chelsea for the past month. Walker can play CB as well as RB. Trent can slot into midfield—he began his career in that position. It's also a 26-man squad instead of the usual 23. Makes sense.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@TelegraphSport @jimw1 What a ridiculous take. There is plenty to be gained from the data. A classic example is Spurs. Earlier this season, they were massively outperforming xG scored in a way that was simply unsustainable. They've now regressed to the mean, and fallen away spectacularly.

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@carpediemmonst1

3 years

@tonyposnanski Season 2 is the worst. Seasons 3 and 4 are the best of the entire series.

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@carpediemmonst1

3 years

@BellaWallerstei We are a few weeks away from reopening completely, and this is how you choose to spend your time? Embarrassing.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@JasCave @piersmorgan La Liga teams have dominated European competitions for the last decade or so—quit tweeting bulls**t.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@salmani_sr @ESPNFC Neither. They both play on the left wing.

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@91cheefv2 @AJ_Onvacay Yet we didn't lose to any of the Big Six teams this season. Make it make sense.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@troytcarlson @WorldWideWobUSA @LeBatardShow HALF of France's roster currently plays in the NBA. The ignorant ones always tell on themselves on this app. 🤡

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@carpediemmonst1

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@mithisa_motho @goal @AlphonsoDavies The NBA and NFL have 95%+ vaccination rates and I haven't seen a single player in either league have issues on the court or field. Go figure.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@DoubletapTy Put the pipe down. I know your team is languishing in 10th, and you're not used to it, but this is not the way to deal with it.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@KathleenWeidma2 @adidas Breasts are NOT genitals. Never been, never will be.

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@Slappy_Moe_ @NsPostingFs You had a black president, and you've never recovered from the hurt. 😅😅😅

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@4xVettel @ManCity Apparently, there is no room for appeal. The Premier League's decision on the punishment will be final.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@talkSPORT After 4 seasons, Fergie only had an FA Cup win at United. Klopp has a European Cup, 2 other European finals appearances, and a 97-point season, which would have won the PL in all but ONE season. Belittling those achievements makes you a crazy person.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@thegentleman4 @KevinOConnorNBA @ringer @ringernba @BrooklynNets You need Jesus. Nah, actually, forget it—you're beyond help.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@Nazilino Netball is the sport for you. Maybe rounders. Definitely not football though. Embarrassing take.

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@oxfordjv @sassycoll1980 @angelababicz She’s had a lot of work done. It’s all mad!

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@darrenrovell Easy solution to this - he doesn't get to play in that scenario.

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@robertNorth14 @NateSilver538 Polls are never wrong, unless you're given 0% chance to win and end up actually winning. It's not the polls that are the problem, it's YOUR lack of understanding of statistics that is...

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@lavaxgrl Your ranking is SEXY.

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@sportbible @MadridPreeti Messi was the highest-rated player in the Copa America group stages. This is what happens when your game is about more than just scoring tap-ins and penalties. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@SahilOberoi1 @Imranronnie_ People with incomplete knowledge piss me off. Without knowing your karyotype, XY alone isn't enough information. Look at the table below. There is XY on both the male and female columns.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@trackspice He was gassed, he wanted to see where everyone was. Did you hear his comments after the race? Why put your own spin on it when the guy himself has spoken. Stop fishing for engagements. It makes you look like a dickhead.

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@FootballCuck @barstoolsports MJ—career average of 30. TEN scoring titles in 15 seasons. LeBron—career average of 27. ONE scoring title in 20 seasons.

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@Metro_Ents This is going to end badly for everyone involved. Mark my words.

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@MrStephenHowson Martinelli hasn't statpadded against the likes of Burnley and Charlton at home. He is also FOUR years younger than Rashford. These comparisons are nonsensical.

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@MufcWonItAll One is on the cusp of a historic treble, where the FA Cup is the smallest trophy of the three. The other is Man United.

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@football_muscIe @goal They're going to bash United in the Europa League. Sit down.

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@InvertTheWing @FIFABrit Nwaneri was the top scorer of the England U17s in the last cycle. From midfield. This idea that Moore is the greater talent is fictitious, which sounds about right coming from you, given your track record...

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@bugimdinsmod @Jfox_Damsco @FreedomFatFan @dpinsen Google it and weep! 😅

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@noenewthing @StoolFootball What the hell does that mean? It's a contact sport. Weirdo.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@OddsShark @LoganPaul @AB84 Antonio Brown is about 4 inches shorter, but they're basically the same weight class (cruiserweight). I'd stake my life on AB.

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@ArsenalMediaXI @afcjxmes This is the problem with you FIFA merchants. Football is about the SUM of the parts, not just the parts. A lot of these lineups just don't function as a team.

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@prodnose Maybe, just maybe, if folks had stayed at home as advised, and held a doorstep or online vigil, today's ugly scenes would have been avoided. Whatever happened to the idea of the social contract?!

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@garxu_u @MaoriBoyDB @kanyalmufc @antyy_vil @ConnexxionBusi @cIayboiprati The difference is some of the best football players in the world are still based in South America, and sporadically, Asia and Africa. Basketball is not like that. Everyone great is in the NBA, and I mean EVERYONE. There is no CWC in basketball. It wouldn't be competitive.

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@HumbleBillionz @45Cloudystory @Gunnersc0m Some of you clowns should not bother watching football. You don't understand what you are watching. Try softball or rounders instead.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@igweigwe71 @3cbPerformance Better team? If you believe that about Villa, this sport is not for you. Try netball or rounders or something.

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@JazxhiKlajdi @LaurensJulien He was fantastic, except for the wayward finishing. Football is not just about scoring goals, dummy!

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@debbiec35437378 Shut up, you melt. We don't even know what happened, yet here you are, feverishly speculating and passing judgment. Embarrassing.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@SavMondo @SkySportsF1 I'd imagine actual victims of bullying would find this quite offensive. The guy wasn't very good at his job, and was relieved of his duties. It's as simple as that.

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@libtard_proud @SportsCenter Basketball is the 3rd most popular team sport on the planet, behind only football and cricket (cricket only makes it because India has a population of over 1 billion people). Ever heard of Eurobasket? You really are clueless, aren't you?!

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@_ed19 @BeardedGenius Apart from a substandard answer to a pertinent question and storming off like a spoiled brat, you're right - Trump did nothing wrong!

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@RuleSchnauzers @johnrobertsFox It's the same across the planet. Stop acting like this is unique to America. People are paying $9 a gallon for fuel here in Britain.

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@CNNPolitics Law of diminishing returns.

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@InvertTheWing @falsewinger_ He'll be jobless soon, just like you. Twins!

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@libtard_proud @SportsCenter The only thing that's "second rate" is your wonky brain.

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@nytimes She has never made it to week 2 at Roland Garros. She is pretty average on clay, and won't be missed at all on this surface.

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@m3rp21 @MCFC__DK @morgz_10 Villa got lucky TWICE last season. No one cared then, because only the result matters. Do you see how idiotic you sound?

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@hashtagMullins @DJ_Jukess Raheem had 12 goals in his previous 16 England appearances prior to yesterday. He didn't need to justify anything in an England shirt.

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@carpediemmonst1

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@DerronUtd @BrasilEdition @UtdEIIis Stop taking drugs. They're killing your brain cells.

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@lospectra_ @utd_dexx Cristiano has never scored a WC knockout goal in FIVE tournaments. You’re sick in the head if you think that is purely “bad luck”.

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@TaylorBirt1 @SpicerJack_ @afcjxmes Makes it even more impressive. Less time to react.

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@JuliaHB1 Delta variant. The UK government allowed people to fly in freely from India for about TWO weeks before they acted. By then, it was too late.

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@_MediaJonny @RSeamark @conorcfc__ @LDNFootbalI Did Paolo Maldini play chess or something?

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@SVCarbaholic Henry is the king of unintentional comedy!

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@SlickShotzz13 @NBA @KingJames @Lakers MJ is 3rd on this list, having played significantly FEWER games... 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@carpediemmonst1

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@JonathanRDuguay @J_AFC14 @chunkchompychew @Techify122 @TranahMax @WestHam_Central @WillLebeau18 There’s a game on the 28th, pal. No need for the chirping. By the way, you can get 7/1 on West Ham to win that game. That’s an implied win probability of about 12.5%. Put your money where your mouth is.

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@JanAageFjortoft Just name the club, otherwise this tweet is rather pointless—and I'm usually a big fan of your content.

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@JanAageFjortoft @Max33Verstappen Court of Arbitration for Sport incoming...this isn't over just yet.

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@im_wui18 @UtdWesleyy The same Ronaldo who admitted to carrying on when a woman told him to STOP during a sexual encounter? That Ronaldo?

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