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@captainstaino
James Stanesby
7 years
@cdelpilar5 @KTHopkins How can you no talk properly
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2 years
@mrjosereyes @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticUK You do seem to care quite a lot about it
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1 month
@Millar_Colin It’s only gonna get worse. UEFA have pretty much given the green light for it all.
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James Stanesby
2 years
@afc_abdul @FabrizioRomano Pretty sure the £370m Barca spent on coutinho, dembele and greizzman did that
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7 years
@MRKCHALONER @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Why did he lie in the first place? It's widely known how corbyn voted and he knew he was lying when he said it
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1 year
@RBLeipzig_EN Was for shouting abuse in the refs face. There you go.
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2 years
@NLisAlwaysRed @GaryLineker Not with offside. It’s been 3 years now mate catch up
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5 years
@jonathanliew @MiguelDelaney Cantonas new prosthetic arm leaves much to be desired
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2 years
@GFFN He’ll take your account down now!
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2 years
@UtdRyan_ @utdreport @TheAthleticFC To be fair to United I think that’s more to do with employment law
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2 years
@briangeraghty2 @BBCBreaking Jailed? They were arrested. Questioned and released. Grow up
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3 years
@Reuters They didn’t use any of the words “Russian” “invasion” or “condemn” other then that you’ve nailed it. Keep up the good work
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3 years
@OLAS101 @touchlinefracas This article is from nearly 2 years ago and has nothing at all to do with what has happened today.
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James Stanesby
2 years
@fraze1976 @BBCSport Why? As he says it’s just a job now. Most people don’t enjoy their jobs
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4 years
@ScottShepherd77 @rickygervais You really didn’t get rickys point did you
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4 years
@lde1ect @NoContextEPL Yeah. But you can also throw the ball in his face!
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2 years
@SkySportsNews Irresponsible to leave the comments on
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6 months
@JimWhite That video made me sea sick
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1 year
@HLTCO £30k a week to provide banter!? They need investigating for this alone!
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James Stanesby
3 years
@RealMerrinD @BradleyWhitford Maybe ask the dozen men there just staring at it happen why they didn’t do anything
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2 years
@chaoticclubvids All that to move them 5 yards?!
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1 year
@SkySportsNews She has a voice for silent movies
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2 years
@vvdijk4lfc @fakejoedavis @Watch_LFC You’ve never watched any of the great Italian centre backs then have you!?
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1 year
@FTalentScout Decent hit rate there
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2 years
@MirandaWhiting @ByDonkeys Maybe if they did it in blood like the streets in Ukraine you’d be happier Miranda?
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2 years
@LawrenceAlale @utdreport @TheAthleticFC The ronaldo who paid someone to be quiet over a rape allegation. That ronaldo.
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9 months
@Jon_Mackenzie @nnamdionye How many points do they lose for that?
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2 years
@sp8y1981 @SkySportsNews Yeah not paying enough tax is similar to chopping up people who oppose you.
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3 years
@SkySportsNews So no PSG players swore at the ref at any point last night?!
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4 years
@markgoldbridge Not really is it. More like telling your boss at an average restaurant that one day you’d like to work at a michalan starred one
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James Stanesby
3 years
@jmschaff How on earth can a whole nation not get irony?!
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3 years
@domjoly @calvinrobinson @LozzaFox @darrengrimes_ @MrAndyNgo Won’t lie was expecting that do end on a joke
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7 years
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3 years
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2 years
@aranel616 Are you genuinely asking that question whilst posting the hashtag?!
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James Stanesby
6 years
@AmandaJBrunker @PeterEgan6 @LeoJabbasky @CFEmx Yeah cause this is more a Wednesday late lunch type of video.
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James Stanesby
2 years
@HLTCO Classic case of spinning off a load of cliches to make it sound like you know what you’re talking about.
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1 year
@HLTCO Sounds like he blames everyone but himself.
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5 years
@Selwie @SkySportsPL I don't remember carrol scoring freely in the champions league
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James Stanesby
7 years
@MRKCHALONER @MelieresFr @Jacob_Rees_Mogg How does a major politician get those mixed up?!
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James Stanesby
2 years
@jimwaterson It literally says cabinet office on the wall!!
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8 months
@footballontnt You realise 39 isn’t very old for a human being yeah?
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2 years
@CFC_Luke_ @HLTCO You Chelsea fans will defend literally anything any of your owners say or do. Really weird
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2 months
@aslongasnever @FIBAWC @DBB_Basketball @FIBA As the name suggests, they would become Olympic champions. This isn’t hard guys.
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3 years
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4 years
@NoContextHumans Should this be on did not happen
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2 years
@SkyNews Didn’t he say earlier it was fake news that they bombed it?
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5 years
@InkyFing @mrchrisaddison Driving a French car!
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2 years
@GFFN That is what is known as backtracking.
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4 years
@BritishAlba @afneil Or do an article on the Barclay brothers
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7 years
@AndrewDuffEU @afneil Isn't the Swiss president a woman?
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1 year
@ToonMouthTyne @fun88eng Wow! How much you been paid for that?
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1 year
@talkSPORT @tescomobile Nothing to do with the fact he hasn’t got enough money?
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2 years
@FabrizioRomano Prob should of appointed him before spending £150m?
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4 years
@mrjamesob @AdamBK Give your mum her phone back now Adam
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James Stanesby
7 years
@MattHughesTimes Isn't that when his Newcastle contract expires?!
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James Stanesby
5 years
@SkySportsF1 Yeah I'm sure you'll be all Hamilton can think of when he's picking up his 6th world title mate.
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James Stanesby
3 years
@PIASTANCHINA @haveigotnews By heading to America!
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8 months
@moleinton Will you apologise now?
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5 years
@SkySportsPL Notice the replies who have no idea his dad played for these clubs when he was just a child.
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7 months
@updates_fcbarca Flying to the USA to play a meaningless friendly during the winter “break” doesn’t help.
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James Stanesby
2 years
@Benmitchell9Bm @josephmdurso And caps it off with an awful cross
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2 years
@SkyNews How very accountable of him
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3 years
@carlogarganese @TheBoyDiego10 Were you this vocal when serie a was the dominant force?
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James Stanesby
2 years
@KathyBurke You’ll never guess who owns a load of expensive empty office property in London.
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James Stanesby
2 years
@davidball74 @briangeraghty2 @BBCBreaking Maybe. That’s the process. You think the police shouldn’t arrest people?!
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James Stanesby
2 years
@reece_dinsdale He had 12 hours and that’s what he came back with?!
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James Stanesby
4 years
@notcoolbruh_ @philmcnulty They can’t defend. Which is half the game.
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James Stanesby
1 year
@thehistoryguy I don’t know a thing about this subject but is it not that sterling has been so awful recently that any gain would make it look like it was doing well?
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@SkyNews This isn’t based on an provable science
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James Stanesby
1 year
@relevo No judge cleared him
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2 years
@JulianClary Judging by the court drawings the elephant man will be playing Wayne Rooney
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2 years
@NcubeRutendo @donhutch4 But your saying Qatar don’t have to respect the beliefs of others then?
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2 years
@Khaleddinho @SkySportsNews The Spanish government have given real hundreds of millions of euros over the years
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3 years
@BBCSport Nothing to do with losing £3m a month before covid then?
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2 years
@AimIessFriend @5tephenTownsend @SDBrandonO @Nicocantor1 But all you’re doing there is moving the line. Someone will still be a mm offside at some point again
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2 years
@hamish351 @talkSPORT @GaryLineker Oh lee. You fucked that right up
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7 years
@alex1701a @KTHopkins You know it's the same woman yeah?
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4 years
@lde1ect @NoContextEPL Yeah. Just not very sporting.
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@Mark27835644277 @GMB @JamesBlunt Oh mate. You’ve had a mare
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2 years
@NewStatesman So your argument is that Netflix have made a film based on what people want to see? Seems a sound price of judgement if you ask me
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2 years
@SkySportsNews They don’t have a Devine right to be at the top of the table. Grow up
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3 years
@initiaxion @utdreport And your naive if you believe everything you read
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4 years
@thestaveros @tcchester @curtiswoodhous8 So no facts. Sounds about right.
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2 years
@RickyChamp1 One of the big companies should just say we will lower our prices back to normal then everyone would transfer to them
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3 years
@SkyNews Arsenal have been doing the same experiment for about 15 years
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3 years
@GoldthorpeTyke @AllAlbionAction @SportsPeteO He’s aware of where Denmark is yeah?
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2 years
@SkyNews Well they took the defeat badly
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@HansSwoleman @HLTCO Well unless he was going out with heather mccartney then it’s accurate at least
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4 years
@GTSwift77 @SirMontgomery1 @JeremyClarkson Didn’t need to mention most of that tweet!
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2 years
@SkySportsNews You’ve had a year to look into it mate.
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2 years
@thomasutr_ @JPercyTelegraph Don’t follow a midlands based journalist then
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4 years
@BBCSport One job
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1 year
@RobHarris Wow. All those people defending him last week will go quiet now
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@TheAthleticFC Didn’t uefa find them guilty? They got off because of a time technicality?
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