Julian Clary @JulianClary Twitter profile

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Julian Clary

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2 years

Farewell to my fierce and funny friend. I'm going to miss you. #RIPPaulO 'Grady

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3 years

When your mother is 90 today a slap up lunch is called for.

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2 years

Before they ask, no, I won’t go on #MOTD I stand with Gary Lineker. Hit them where it hurts.

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4 years

I can't help feeling that Jacob Rees-Mogg and Priti Patel would be happier working as Prison Wardens.

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2 years

I'd like to play Rebekah Vardy in the TV Special.

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3 years

Nothing worse than a reduced love sausage

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6 months

RIP Albert 2009 - 2024

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2 years

Phone call from my mother - panic stricken because she’d poured herself a gin but couldn’t open the tonic water. Paramedics are on the way.

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2 years

My mother is 91 today. Here she is aged 18, blissfully unaware of the excitement that lay ahead.

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4 years

This is my husband’s tea. If he eats the cunningly concealed beer mat I’ll be thrilled.

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4 months

Sigh

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3 years

Off for lunch with that marvellous old lush Nigel Havers. You can expect an incoherent Tweet from me some time around midnight, from a skip somewhere in Mayfair.

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4 years

I may be 61 but when my mother bakes me a cake I’m a child again.

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3 years

Whoever she is she’s very friendly.

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3 years

I don’t want to over share but I can feel a semi coming on. #ENGUKR

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2 years

I’m still very optimistic about my sweet peas

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4 years

For Lent I am giving up socialising. As God is my witness I will not go to a party, pub, nightclub, theatre, wine bar, restaurant or sauna during this solemn liturgical period. It's not going to be easy but I think I can pull it off.

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3 years

Thank you for all the 90th Birthday wishes for my mother. She’s having a lovely day.

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2 years

Such a handsome tree deserves to be applauded

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4 years

I am a very sensitive, some would say highly-strung homosexual. Seeing this sort of thing on my Pancake Day walk might well tip me over the edge.

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2 years

Shared a train carriage from Blackpool to Preston with some local lads. I learned so much. Apparently 'Scottish birds are fit as fook.'

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4 months

Call me a pensioner, but I’m putting the heating on.

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2 years

I’ve been served tea in a chipped mug. Is this a Police matter?

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3 years

RIP dear Lionel Blair. A showbiz trooper if ever there was.

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8 months

So sad to hear that Steve Wright has gone. I always looked forward to being on his show. He was genuine, sincere, witty, spontaneous and irreverent. He will be missed.

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5 years

The sight of that poor puppy being delivered to 10 Downing Street to live a Hellish life with Boris and Carrie has tipped me over the edge. I'm going in to rescue him. #JackRussell

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8 years

On Saturday he slipped his finger into my ring at last. #married

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2 months

My mother is 93!

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1 year

Just awful. We cannot and will not go back to living in fear.

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1 year

We are appalled to hear that two men have been stabbed in an apparent homophobic attack outside a LGBTQ+ venue in Clapham. It is unacceptable for LGBTQ+ people to live in fear. We call on the UK Govt to set out its plan to deal with rising hate crime.

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1 year

Hang the expense, I’m treating myself

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4 years

Both dogs on the naughty step(s) following the mysterious disappearance of my momentarily unattended Bruschetta alla Romana this lunchtime.

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3 years

A peek inside my mother’s recycling box reveals the key to her sunny disposition.

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2 years

Chilly! Almost June and I've had to get my pashmina out. It's an outrage.

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3 years

Ye Olde Canterbury

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5 years

@ThomasJTobin1 May God strike you down Bishop, at His earliest convenience.

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1 year

Len Goodman had the gift of combining kindness with honesty. When I was in the final of #Strictly he said 'We've got two thoroughbreds and a Shetland pony.' RIPLen

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2 years

The woman is all heart

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2 years

Not mincing but gardening

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2 years

RIP Bernard Cribbins. You made me laugh every day filming Carry On Columbus.

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4 years

Ten years ago I found myself in one of those shops for out-doorsy types, in Harrogate (don’t ask) where I purchased these. I knew they’d come in handy one day. I can now mince fearlessly across ice and snow. A boon for the ageing homosexual. Thank you Harrogate.

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2 years

Ants are marching purposefully along my kitchen counters. Why? Where are they going? What do they want? I blame the Tories.

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4 years

It has come to this

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3 years

Albert puts his toys to bed then realises there is no room left for him.

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2 years

Now where did I put that bunting?

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3 years

It's 31 degrees. My husband is making carrot and coriander soup. Send help.

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2 years

I’ve changed the batteries in my mother’s TV remote. She’s been watching Dave channel for two weeks…

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Julian Clary

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4 years

This vase was hand painted by Julie Patterson who gave it to me in 1992 in either New Zealand or Australia. If anyone knows Julie please let her know it is much loved and still in constant use!

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9 months

Reader, I ate the lot.

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6 years

My wisteria is out and my back doors are wide open #notaeuphemism

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6 years

God bless. How I adored her.

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

6 years

Actress Dame June Whitfield, known for her roles in sitcoms Terry and June and Absolutely Fabulous, has died aged 93

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Julian Clary

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4 years

Wallpaper for spare room has arrived. The idea is that visitors won’t feel the need to stay too long. Now where are my dungarees?

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3 years

5 years married. As David Bowie sang ‘What a surprise!’

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2 years

Thrilled with my Valentines card

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2 years

When your breakfast milk jug has clearly been no stranger to custard the night before

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6 years

The parents have a new pen friend.

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3 years

Gigi waiting for Sue Gray report

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2 years

Anyone would think it was my Birthday

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1 year

An elegant solution to Albert’s mobility issue.

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2 years

Yes, I was hacked: an unpleasant, sordid business and sorry if it gave anyone a fright. But I’m back in charge now and here to prove it is a photo of a suitably traumatised Albert, who isn’t for sale. JC

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5 years

Dear Nicholas Parsons RIP. So clever, funny and generous. I thought he, and the twinkle in his eyes, would go on forever. What a remarkable life and career.

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2 years

Next year’s Christmas card?

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3 years

Thank you kindly for all your good wishes. It might be a wet Tuesday but I'm full of Birthday friskiness. I do believe 62 is the new, er, 58. JC.

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2 years

But wait…is that my mother sitting in the bird Bath?

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2 years

This may lift your spirits. Yesterday in Regents Park.

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4 years

Top tip: orange tulips from the Co-op only £3. Last ages and bring great joy. (Vase celebrity’s own).

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4 years

People say ‘You never know what you’re getting with a rescue dog.’ But that’s true of lots of things, like marriage or biting into a Gregg’s baguette, for example.

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2 years

Such sad news. Always a pleasure to be interviewed by him - cheerful, positive and charming. RIP Bill

BBC Breakfast

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2 years

Former BBC Breakfast presenter Bill Turnbull has died. He was 66. He was loved by our viewers. He was loved by his colleagues. Bill will always be remembered for his warmth, humour and being a brilliant journalist.

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4 years

Always loved Des O'Connor. Cheerful and kind man. RIP Des.

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4 years

I'd rather people didn't keep their bleach on the bathroom windowsill. When I walk past I can see it through the frosted glass and it is most upsetting.

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1 year

I know I’m a homosexual but how many clothes did they think I was bringing? ⁦ @PrincessCruises ⁩ #3nights

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1 year

Easter wishes

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1 year

Thank you for all your kind Birthday messages. Gratefully received by an old rooster.

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2 years

Come on in Summer. I’ve been expecting you.

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4 years

#MeAt20 seems to be a thing. So here I am. The word ‘singer’ was used loosely back then.

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3 years

My sweet pea journey concludes thus. Who doesn’t love a happy ending?

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11 months

RIP Bill Kenwright. I'm forever grateful to him for giving me the chance to play the Emcee in Cabaret at the Lyric Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue in 2007. After the first night he said to me 'You're so brave...so brave!'

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4 years

I double masked for my trip to the supermarket. I imagine this is what autoerotic asphyxiation feels like. I came home with more root vegetables than is seemly.

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4 years

It was this or crystal meth.

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2 years

Rest in Peace

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2 years

If I was a tree I’d be this one

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1 year

Cheery. Good evening.

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2 years

Living the dream…in a barn with Alan Titchmarsh

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1 year

My mother’s 92nd Birthday Party is going well

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2 years

Seeing straight men out in the rain using their wives' frilly umbrellas is giving me a lot of joy today.

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4 years

In other news my hair is now so long I'm going to invest in some heated rollers and try out a Hyacinth Bucket look for this spring.

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4 years

Well, I thought it was a lovely show and I hope it goes to a series. A bit like long Lost Family but with better teeth. #meganandharryonoprah

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5 years

Dear Maureen 2007 - 2019. The brightest, loveliest chicken. RIP.

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4 years

Having a break from jigsaw excitement to watch the bowls on BBC2. I might put my cardigan on soon.

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1 year

Van Gogh would be pleased with me

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5 years

Kennel Cough has passed. Gigi back to her angelic self.

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3 years

Unexpected item in the kitchen area.

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2 years

Shove this up your cassock, Justin.

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2 years

FAO The Archbishop of Canterbury

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4 years

1% for the #nhs ? That’s like giving these to your mum on Mother’s Day.

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4 years

Me: What would you like for Christmas? Mother (89): My nose pierced.

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4 years

What to wear for the P.M's address to the Nation at 8pm? I'm thinking black Lycra, perhaps enhanced with one of those sly, symbolic brooches the Queen favours...a diamanté sloth perhaps, or just a simple arsehole made out of genuine arse?

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4 years

Goodness but this lockdown is dragging. I swear I was a young buck when it started. Now I can feel old age creeping up on me like a catholic priest in a public lavatory.

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3 years

A light snack for a summer evening.