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not impersonating anyone | tweets about anything i like | part time nba scout

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@FearedBuck Worse probably, this is KD to the Warriors if the warriors won the nba finals
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@computer_gay Thought it said she had a baby onlyfans 💀
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@TheNBACentel @ChrisBHayne Man this admin is a genius
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@kirawontmiss same energy
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@21metgala whats with old celebrity men and liking significantly younger women?
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@BleacherReport ramadan kyrie is different 😭
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@SomaKazima Bro i had my face like the Michigan driver
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@PopCulture2000s back to black is One of the best albums of the 2000s
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@ClutchPoints Wingstop is just gonna sponsor every team that gets the worst record in the NBA
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@cliff_ohio bronny could settle for walmart but hes putting in hours a day for his dad. Bron definitely disciplined him
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@chrrrysoda Same energy 😂
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@Cgrayy Genuinely one of the best takes ever
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@dylangonzalez21 Wemby not gonna have to point out the direction of the passes anymore 😭
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@TrollFootball Can we please bring the world cup back to Brazil 😭
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@starhypen welp now we know she doesnt care about women
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@BleacherReport @wacchi1013 Went and represented japan in the nba 6 years and will now do it in the olympics this summer with Rui. A respectable man
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@uppittynegress Bro said theyll get over it to a genocide, i dont feel bad for him he now feels the same way the kids in gaza do.
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@willsgardevoir Who tf is konvy bruh 😂
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@kchartsmaster She really married a sex offender? This is more terrorist than SM
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@BrickMuse It has to be on purpose. No way this has happened for the 200th time.
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@insultsrare imagine going to a restaurant and the waiter tears their acl with your food
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@FIBAWC @DBB_Basketball @FIBA imagine being the world champions when you played 2 countries 😭 The world champions are whoever wins the Olympics next month, especially since every team is going all out.
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@PopCrave Kesha knows what it feels to be a victim of an inconsensual act. This is a powerful message
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@SaeedDiCaprio netanyahu said a million times that they were entering rafah no matter what and now that they did it was an accident???
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@DiscussingFilm shes pretty and good for her but was this really a needed film?
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@kchartsmaster Theyre just not allowed to be direct about it? SM is a nasty censoring company
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@CultureCrave Willem Dafoe on the narration is a masterclass
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@PopCulture2000s Is the FBI serious? Its literally documented that the hips dont lie
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@Eve_Barlow @Apple why do you try so hard to make yourself a victim?
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@historyinmemes bynum was so underrated
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@tastefullysaucy some serious propaganda happened for people to believe that rapunzel is required to be blonde
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@kchartsmaster This one was just direct. respect
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@NBA_University then celtics shaq happened and became an all time meme
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@hun____ter THAT IS LITERALLY PRISON TIME!!!! HOLY SHIT KEEMSTAR
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@screentime Thank you for being such a great voice for English dub Goku Sean
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In honor of womens history month here is caitlin clark absolutely dismantling south carolina in the NCAA final four
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@paulswhtn Miranda shouldve been regarded as a legend for the rest of her life and she paves the way for the next up.
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@WorldWideWob Pistons watching over teams wingstop deals become a reality
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@Phil_Lewis_ Oklahoma is 48th in education and theyre trusting "Libs Of Tiktok" to get them up??
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@FearedBuck he didnt move watching bro tear his achilles, crying
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@gabrielomoses If he said nah and they did it anyway then get that bag brother. THEYRE COOKED
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@kchartsmaster HYBE buying all of kpop just to dish out mid
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@keyon I feel anxious just looking at that photo
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@FearedBuck "Age of consent costed me pussy" 💀
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@feminterrupted that was tweeted on the day Kobe Bryant died. Shits hit the roof since then.
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@PelicansNBA stephen a thought we were watching a 10 minute vid on twitter 😭
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@AboutMusicYT stray kids in deadpool with that rated R rating... they couldve been on some shit 😭
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@WorldWideWob Aaron Gordon has goat dunker arguments right??
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@iSellEBT im crying they just made her a big ass 3D shape
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@CultureCrave Anyone rational knows they wouldnt have time to make something this grand just 4 days after the attempt...
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@Cindtrillella elon when something happens
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@automaticnba misogynists 9/11
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@PopBase Worst thing Madonnas ever done
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@tommynfg_ people need to see early what racism in daily society looks like...
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@DiscussingFilm disney just ruining their franchises
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@FabrizioRomano nobody wanna play in paris 😭
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@pannchoa 5th graders these days are smoking too, wheres their video?
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@angrybIack He got a few bangers but wow bro is a demon
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@AboutMusicYT as ive said before, SM is a nasty, censoring company
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@commedesfilms i mean joe biden agrees because he prefers if israel expanded because they are a proxy
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@Phil_Lewis_ jordan gonna post about tarajis secrets soon
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@scubaryan_ the squad was watching like impractical jokers
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@s_helwick youre quite the fan if youve kept a brandon paul jersey for 6 yrs
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@PopBase HYBE actively ruining the industry
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@SaeedDiCaprio Calling Hamas ISIS when Israel funds ISIS means you think ISIS are the good guys, which makes hamas the good guys 🤔
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@jzw92003 Im so tired of people acting as trump is some guy battling the system when the entire ruling class knows and supports him
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@alridpath Im gonna have to agree
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@NBA_University old nba memes were amazing
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@NBA_University Not even NBA scouts had realized that the level of the Euroleague was 3x better than the NCAA
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@BleacherReport @yungaims bleacher report i dont see anything like that
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@nfr_podcast hes gonna regret this one lmao
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@SaeedDiCaprio Okay he deserved that grammy now 😂😂
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@afr0samucry lindsay lohan liking the post too... clowns
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everyone running to twitter to make sure everyone else in new york felt it #aftershock
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@PopBase John barnett knew he was at risk but felt obligated to get the truth out. a true legend
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@Phil_Lewis_ so they did it because she was pro palestine?
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@aimeekitty i love when the people i hate all hate each other.
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@CantEverDie a lot of men are lonely for a reason 😭
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@davidmackau These celebrities know deep inside this AI shit is weird
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@BrickMuse Breaking news a guard who can self create is pretty important in the clutch!
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@30GotNext draymond having more fun than if he was in the run himself 😭
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@will_nets_hater We were 2 inches from a Brooklyn Nets championship... kinda crazy when you think about it
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@ningvinyl ningning when she sees a wayv member
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@RotoSurgeon When she graduated from college she was with him at his high school prom... wow
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@InternetH0F His I beat cancer video should have millions of views
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@iuvsuho thats kpop for you, though rms album goes in a much different direction than most kpop albums so credit to him i guess
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@HakarisupremaC Im broke and unemployed. I step into Argentina and i become one of their oligarchs
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@pulpy_fiction I actually support adult free restaurants for children now.
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@computer_gay Two gay men working in cybersecurity should handily be enough for a good home
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@BrickMuse @realapp_ Why doesnt he understand that hes 38 and the only thing he offers at this point is strength
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@scubaryan_ Bro got a day in jail for a shit ton of money
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@superiorsantina she puts up the most unexpected shots and they all go in
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@JTKblueberry all this statement proves is that a lot of kpop singers sound pretty bad when theyre raw lmao
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everyone running to twitter to make sure #instagramdown
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@ZeroSuitCamus Jazz drumming is ridiculous, sometimes you do actually have to hit insanely fast to do what a performer wants 😭
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@BamBam1A bambam come to a warriors game
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@ESPNFC whys he mewing for no reason 😂
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@cardgani mente de un argentino
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@maywvard European media was waiting so they can put them on the front page
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