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just a guy • straightedge ⚒️ • he/they

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined July 2012
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if anyone cares
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@emonormie
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straight people have 2 jokes and they’re i hate my spouse and i hate my children
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When you hear kids won’t be going back to school until September:
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normalize hitting the curb a little!!
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finding out roe v wade is overturned in between regurgitations of images of celebrities @ the met gala…feels very american!
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“frenemy” is over. new term is “bestie i detestie”
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made so many tips bc i offered every child a margarita and white families love that joke
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he/they of the day: turtle sandbox
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DIVERSITY WIN: “Love, Simon” is FIRST ever openly-gay Disney series to be cancelled
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'Love, Simon' series pulled from @disneyplus because it's not 'family friendly':
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he/they of the day: gloppy
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he/they of the day: apple os finder
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“obsessed with these vibes” i say entering a situation so wretched and foul
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he/they of the day: experiment 625 (reuben)
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gay people be like “i’m gonna dress hot and cause problems tonight” and then go out and just get overstimulated and have an anxiety attack (i’m, and i cannot stress this enough, gay people)
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he/they of the day: noo noo
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he/they of the day: dirty bubble
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he/they of the day: lord licorice
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he/they of the day: paul
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you all love to make fun of the “indie girl” voice but every emo boy is out here like
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he/they of the the day: bubble yum duck
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he/they of the day: monster mash sundae
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bout to get queer drunk (cold brew panic attack)
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he/they of the day: icee bear
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he/they of the day: lowly worm
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he/they of the day: rolie polie olie
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he/they of the day: little critter
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i think i have generalized anxiety disorder
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something so eerie about waking up early and it’s sunny and the birds are chirping merrily…like this is when something goes wrong
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literally every time i am alone in the car with my mom i understand Ladybird with my entire being
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he/they of the day: tutter
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he/they of the day: marcel the shell with shoes on
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he/they of the day: tinky winky
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omg when the IT guy has remote access to your computer it’s soooo freaky like stoppp bae
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he/they of the day: him
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was everyone’s highschool GSA just...like That? you know exactly what i mean too
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just learned yet another horrible fact about the french. their term for cotton candy is “daddy’s beard.” girl go to hell
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did it hurt? when u moved to philly
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when you get off work and it’s like fuckkkkk i need a one dance
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when ur so beveragepilled u start peemaxxing :/
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he/they of the day: krampus
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JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO U OF JUPITER!!!! I’M MAJORING IN GETTING MORE STUPIDER
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he/they of the day: hamburger helper
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he/they of the day: arte fact
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he/they of the day: señor senior junior
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meeeeeeeeeeeee
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not every short guy is a short king. some of you are short court jesters
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@fookv3 @LexusEloise as it should be! amen
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he/they of the day: kristofferson
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driving in Pennsylvania is like: 🌽 | || | ______________ | 🚘 || | | YOU WILL | 🦌 | || | | MEET GOD | | || | |——————|
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he/they of the day: phantom virus
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Meet the 24 Year Old Interested in Buying a Little Snack and Maybe a Little Beverage Too
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it’s bon iver season..the forest is starting to call me..i don’t even live near a forest. my sweater sleeves are over my fingers..i’m drinking black coffee..feeling vaguely heartbroken, forlorn...on all levels except physical i am in a secluded woodland cabin
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he/they of the day: jesus (the “they” is plural and refers to the Holy Trinity)
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he/they of the day: plank
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run me my fucking check
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he/they of the day: spearmint trident gum
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the she/they of the day is…willow pill
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man i’m never going to a spoken word show again
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he/they of the day: beast boy
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he/they of the day: ord
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he/they of the day: punxsutawney phil
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he/they of the day: ME! (3 years sober)
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he/they of the day: mr. snuffleupagus
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when someone asks what kind of music i’m into it’s just like...i literally would listen to a full version of this. midwest emo owns my ass in a way that transcends property law.
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he/they of the day: timmy
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the vibes this summer. we are regressing. we are healing. we are teen. we are free..
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