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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
⠀     ≪   •◦ * ◦•   ≫    I N T O T H E D E E P    ╭┈────     ◌ೄ◌ྀ   —— and they said it was like shooting fish in a barrel     ˊˎׂׂૢ‗     ────┈╯ 𓇼 ⠀
@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
Catch my dive in the water? It was fucking cherry.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 years
❝A ᴍᴀsᴋ ᴏғ ɢᴏʟᴅ ʜɪᴅᴇs ᴀʟʟ ᴅᴇғᴏʀᴍɪᴛɪᴇs.❞ — Eᴀʀᴛʜ ɪɪ Lɪsᴀ Sɴᴀʀᴛ. — Tʜᴇ ᴇᴍʙᴏᴅɪᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴄᴀʀᴘᴇ ᴅɪᴇᴍ. — Gᴏʟᴅ ᴛʀᴀɴsᴍᴜᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴɪsᴛ. — Iᴄᴇ sᴋᴀᴛᴇʀ. ʀᴛ﹖
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
2 months
Top tier chat, guys.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 years
❝тнєяє'ร α cяαck iи єvєяyтнiиg. тнαт'ร нσw тнє ligнт gєтร iи.❞ earтн-2 lιѕa ѕnarт. aυ. ғandoм ғleхιвle. lιтeraтe. ѕιlly. ѕerιoυѕ. ↳ rт.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
They just called me a slur.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
☹️
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
Hey, guys.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
Two different kinds of people.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 months
Yes, I’m a grown man. Yes, I’m illiterate. We exist.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
RICHARD??????
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
6 months
I should call her.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
6 months
They are begging for their lives.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
I am neither looking respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
Still grieving.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
6 months
I’m not a sex haver. I am a sex giver.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
6 months
💔
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
Bro, that’s Fred. He’s just vibing.
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
5 months
I just found out that there is such a thing as the tasselled wobbegong shark and I need to share it with you all
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
Not a day goes by without somebody trying to feed me Jack the flounder.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 months
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
Switch supremacy.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
6 months
They’re so.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
They really said Pookielander like we’re not all currently at high risk of ending up piles of ash on the floor.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
6 months
I saw A-Train fighting a rat over a McNugget this morning.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
Bro has some pretty controversial political opinions, not gonna lie.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
You really wanna pick a fight?
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@shieldofcaptain
✬ՏTᗴᐯᗴ⋆°◦✬꧂
8 months
Surprised they let you join at all seeing you with that disaster.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
He doesn’t even know basic math.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
Fuck sea lions. All my homies hate sea lions.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 months
Hughie still sounds like he’s recovering from an asthma attack.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
You heard it here first, folks. Herogasm all year round.
@godamongst
ᅠᅠ♯ 𝐈‎ ‎ ‎ ‎𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘋‎ ‎ ‎ ᴬ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝐇𝗘𝗥𝗢 ‎ .ᐟ
4 months
what if instead of the seven , it was called the six nine , and instead of saving people we got 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with people.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 months
Fuck those Central Park pigeons, actually. They’re all assholes.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 months
Did my twin just get gill banged????? RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD???
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
Throwback to that one time Homelander flew me across state lines under his arm like how people carry little dogs and I nearly hurled on his cape.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
👁️👁️
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
5 months
Octopus takes an interest in a human sitting by the rocks
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
I wouldn’t have minded getting stabbed out here, not gonna lie.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
Just left a skeevy motel room feeling like a two dollar floozy.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
Working on setting up some of these bad boys on every single floor of Vought Tower. Stay tuned to find out more.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
Okay, but I’m all better now. Look.
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@mavlander
(archived.)
4 months
Hey. It got you out of the house, didn’t it? Your whole “depressed divorcee” vibe was really bumming me out.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
This man needs spiritual intervention.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
6 months
Missing Timothy hours.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
Very eepy deepy. Might even nap right now as a warm up.
@mavlander
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4 months
He sends me this every night at precisely 10:59 pm and I have such a fucking Pavlovian response to it now that I actually started to worry when he didn’t text me last night.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
Never meet your heroes, kiddos.
@HomeIander
8 months
Lunch time!
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
The lack of a gag reflex is great and all until you down some suspicious enchiladas and it’s impossible for them to come back up.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
Beep boop.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 months
@saltysantcna I would like for think my suppressed aptitude for dick sucking really peaked in God U.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
Did Homie just add me to a chat with me, Tara, and four other me’s, what the heck.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
The eyes.
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
3 months
They left the door open by accident and came back to this..
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
Do you?
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
I dig Soldier Boy, not gonna lie. He’s a bro.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
My itchy balls.
@websinmotion
─┈ 𝑾𝑬𝑩𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫.ᐟ˖★* . ݁
3 months
Kevin won’t stop talking about his balls help
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
Can’t believe the Seven made me shave that handlebar mustache when I joined.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 months
Can talk to fish ✅ Can fuck fish ✅ NFT hater ✅
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
Fred was an asshole anyway, not gonna lie.
@PunchingCat
Punch Cat
5 months
bro has dinner
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
Like what the heck even is this.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
Her name is Faye, and she wants the number of your hair stylist.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
Is that Hughie’s dad?
@PunchingCat
Punch Cat
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
First of all, Ted had it coming.
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
4 months
Scientists found out Octopus will randomly punch fish for no reason other than spite
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
Gone but never forgotten. Lola 💔🕊 10/03/2023 — 2/28/2024
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
If there’s one thing you can count on me for, it’s invading conversations that have nothing to do with me.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 months
The amphibious pervert has entered the chat.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
New bio just dropped.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
He ate his glove omg.
@wataame2246
わたねき
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すぽっ
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
I used to own bobble heads of this man.
@HomeIander
8 months
“Just me and my new mommy @shehulkshulkie
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
All dicked out on a Monday morning.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
He’s whistling, guys.
@MOMOSHIVA
MOMOSHIVA
4 months
かわいい😍 #フライシュマンアマガエルモドキ #グミガエル
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
I never get credited for my quotes.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
Help, I've fallen into a cartoon and I can't get up.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
6 months
Yeah.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
Best day of the week!
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
I need a handful of Percocet and dick immediately shoved down my throat to cleanse myself after reading this post.
@ArbitraryWrench
Ben. • Soldier Boy.【 Parody. 】
8 months
"I need to go bed and fuckin' rail my new beautiful fuckin' hot and loyal girlfriend!"
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
Somebody got into the LSD.
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀talking bunny on the timeline .⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 months
Flexes in amphibious fella.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
No koi? *smashes phone*
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 months
Not now, kitten. Daddy’s cyber bullying.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
@websinmotion Fun fact, it was me.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
Hold the fuck up. You mean to tell me Homelander was a cat and nobody even told me?
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
Throwback to that threeway with Laurie last Herogasm.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
6 months
Hughie would make an excellent addition to the Seven if he was all suped up, actually.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
6 months
Esmeralda, I swear I’m coming back for you!
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
7 months
The porpoise. I mean platypus. I MEAN POMEGRANATE.
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the underwater underachiever.
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the underwater underachiever.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
Goodbye, Washington. Hello, suffering.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
6 months
WE WERE LOVERS IN THE NIGHT.
@Official_RapB0y
ᴶⁱᵐᵐʸ ˢᵐⁱᵗʰ
6 months
I know what you did to that octopus.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
The lack of a gag reflex be lowkey hitting.
@BicornBrit
𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝑩𝑹𝑰𝑻𝑻𝑨𝑵𝒀, 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 !
8 months
goes in for the poke to his squishy uvula.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
This is like. The blunt rotation in hell.
@websinmotion
─┈ 𝑾𝑬𝑩𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫.ᐟ˖★* . ݁
3 months
The duality of man.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
6 months
We are such friendly friends who friend.
@TheBoysTV
THE BOYS
6 months
Would you like a Fresca?
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
Okay, Seattle.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
I could have PETTED HIM and gotten away with it?
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
WHAT THE FUCK.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
4 months
That’s a lie. Seals hate everybody. They’re haters. It’s who they are. It’s what they do.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
Big eepy.
@agrimwarlock
‎╰┈➤ ✰ ್ 𝑫𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳’𝑺 𝑨𝑫𝑽𝑶𝑪𝑨𝑻𝑬.ᐟ
3 months
Eepy fella.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
WOOOHOOO YOU GUYS KNOW WHO HAS MY VOTE
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
It’s so lifelike.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
5 months
I just think salamanders are neat.
@FuckSupers
𝗕𝗨𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
Leaking @VelociousSupe ’s number anonymously to a fan forum on this fine afternoon.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
3 months
You know who else loves you? This guy right here. Biggest fan ever. He liked your comic book run with the aliens too.
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@voughtsusurper
ᅠᅠ˗ˏ﹟𝕾𝙾𝙽ᅠ༠ᶠᅠ𝕲𝙾𝙳ᅠꜝꜝᅠᅠ
3 months
ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠof course .ᐟ anything for my fans .ᐟ glad i could make .. ' someones ' day .ᐟ * ✨️ ᅠ
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
They’re just little dudes trying to make it in the world.
@interesting_aIl
Interesting As Fuck
8 months
Larval fish, often mistaken for 'mysterious ooze found in rivers and lakes'
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
With a Soldier Boy vibrator?
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
Oh my god.
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@seasidelined
the underwater underachiever.
8 months
You can call me Flounder the Pounder.
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