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@build_boost @thechosenberg Multiple reasons for low libido that have nothing to do with testosterone levels. Blaming low T is hella reductionist.

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@basisbtc @pbgomez_ In Canada/US almost all meat is cleaned of dirt/feathers/etc before it gets to the store. There’s no need to wash it unless you’re butchering your own meat or buying it from a local person who doesn’t clean it.

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@leowatchescode @RufusTSuperfly @graybumblebee Chandler as an intentional joke, Joey or Phoebe sincerely because they don’t understand the social context.

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@Br_Sophocles @build_boost @thechosenberg If I have low T explain why I’m going bald and my ass is so hairy. Checkmate.

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@Ikcagrawmas @JUSTcatmeme Breast size has no correlation to milk production at all.

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@Joshua70466195 @hashjenni You talk like someone who creates needless confrontation, dude. That’s worse.

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@eliotpszw @adashtra I love how right wingers across the board just personally define “woke” as “stuff I don’t like.” Libertarians define it as restriction, evangelicals define it as LGBTQ+ sexuality, racists define it as representing non-whites. You’re a hilarious bunch.

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@thebreannabrown It’s an embarrassing lack of self control but I think it’s a stretch to call it abusive. He’s not yelling at anyone, he’s not throwing the bottle at/about anyone. He’s just having himself a mantrum.

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@RonenV @georgejrjrjr Or you can follow the dialogue but the next explosion/musical piece blows your speakers and gives you hearing damage.

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@Ikcagrawmas @JUSTcatmeme You know removing muscles would make you physically weaker, right? They’re not just visually appealing.

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@C4tionii @Br_Sophocles @build_boost @thechosenberg Still got my ass hair trump card

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@MatchsticksCGY I'd swap jobs with him. I could totally do that.

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@noeljaboy @abbygov Like, in general? I thought his pre-hiatus stuff was pretty great/fit the time period. His new stuff gets very “am I out of touch/no it’s the children who are wrong”, though.

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@RachelZader @equine__dentist Explains why she got along with Musk so well.

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@CyberGuyVick @ZhenRose_ What’s crazy is classifying eating, a fundamental act of survival as “spiking your insulin.”

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@grant7leb @Cluffalo @DisgracedProp Hey man, just because you suck dick to get ahead doesn't mean everyone else does. Don't make so many assumptions.

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@ewanmakepeace @notkavi According to Elon Musk’s chat bot, Elon Musk’s company is the best solution for transportation. Do you recognize the words you’re typing out?

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@Jorjowsky @alittleleader All laws must be Taylored to modern standards.

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@Olderaccountant Pensions are already taxed as income, which is a higher effective rate than any capital gains taxation. And personal capital gains inclusion increase threshold is well above $70k. I'm curious as to why you choose a lower number. Because you're not arguing in good faith, maybe?

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@ohios_fav_son @Choplogik I honestly thought it was a memey adaptation of My Dick.

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@AskTheQ17 @emilykmay

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@chairsign @Samtanic_Panic How so? A 19 year old fucking a 14 year old is statutory rape in most developed countries.

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@TheBreakdownAB The Nixons involved in something suspicious? I for one am shocked.

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@MissyMWest @natsechobbyist @atrupar @Snowden IDK, maybe there’s some intrinsic value to uncovering an NSA spying operation on innocent civilians or something

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@TwinCities2030 @jamesrambin K you can drive a Subaru instead and still get 2-3x the fuel economy of a truck.

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@Tony_R_Jr @ClimateBen @AlexEpstein Amazing how we’re seeing increasingly damaging and frequent extreme weather events indicating an overall trend toward destruction.

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@CGriwkowsky Alberta insistent on being the most embarrassing province in Canada.

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@Tmtrnr22 @guscost @thechosenberg Working out is huge for libido. Also low libido is often not linked to low T at all.

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@YakkStack Local man doesn’t understand difference between weather and climate. Also doesn’t understand difference between local climate and global temperatures.

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@bleachedthroat When they start making legitimate weapons it’s time to tell them to dial it back a notch. Fake weapons and “action” scenarios are fine/normal, but it’s important for them to differentiate and respect how easy it is to harm someone with an object like that one.

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@brianlilley The fact that he’s so widely listened to is an indictment of the general population, not a boost to Rogan’s credibility.

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@HerbsandDirt How many people were openly noncomforming in their gender at a time when it was common to beat the shit out of people for merely being gay? What kind of a dumbfuck question is this

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@domluszczyszyn I could forgive him for leaving the Flames for NJD. But the Jackets? Jesus. Real nut punch as a Flames fan.

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@faptuary @DocStrangelove2 The BDSM community might be the most consent-conscious community in existence. The whole coercion and torture thing doesn’t really fit their personality.

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@alexxortv @Gentilenewsnet You realize the irony of your statement, right? You think the creeping movements of greater inclusivity are the problem? Not MAGA right wingers who explicitly blame non-white immigrants or drag queens and trans people for all their issues?

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@guscost @Tmtrnr22 @thechosenberg Also just individual variance. Not being highly sex motivated isn’t necessarily a sign of a physiological or mental issue.

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@FreeAlbertaRob It’s clear you don’t understand it, Rob. The Alberta plans are patchwork with extremely stringent criteria to meet. The federal plan has broader coverage.

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@DavisonVideo @alexandrite113 Restricting public gatherings and movement in an airborne pandemic is about as scientific as you can get. That and the mask mandates had a measurable and significant impact in reducing illnesses and hospitalizations.

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@londyloo @rkh_md Speaking of Coke, caffeine isn’t really labelled on most soft drinks, either. People just “know” because they’re well-established brands. There really should be clear “this has caffeine” labelling on all drinks.

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@darwintojesus @schemathingz “Bright light is blinding.” This guy: “IF THERE’S NO GOD HOW DO YOU KNOW IT’S BLINDING” Fuckin idiot. Lol

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@kylecoolky @isidoreducass @quantian1 I assume that dude “cleans” his gas stove by just running the burners until any food or sauce has turned to charcoal and calls it a day.

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@antoshkamilton @Perpetualmaniac The blame might ultimately lie with the operator but if you have a car with no side mirrors or a gun without a safety you can also accurately criticize the tool as well.

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@_anantashesha The fixing of the nose would be legitimate treatment, yes. Your implication that otherwise mentally healthy people are actively seeking therapy or psych meds is questionable, though.

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@RobynUrback How do you de-escalate a situation with people who fundamentally reject science and misunderstand the concept of rights so badly they think mask mandates are infringing on those rights?

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@ByronMBader Not to defend the poor cap management that caused the bridge deal, but I don't think anyone predicted he'd be this good at the time.

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@brianstalley @jen_keesmaat Hey Brian what do you think of the over 80,000 Texans killed by COVID? Seems like doing whatever the fuck you want comes with a cost.

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@ThatboyLazo @MikeDrucker Woke clearly has another meaning since the hard right co-opted it to whine about social progressiveness. There’s only so many years you can say “you’re using it wrong” before the wrong usage becomes legitimized. Just like the people who ruined the word “literally.”

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@btbytes @inerati Basically someone who moves to another country to take advantage of it (e.g make a lot of money) then leave, taking their new wealth back to their home country. Very neocolonial.

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@prosphorux @feltwelt7 If you’re using 2000s as a century marker, we’re still in the early 2000s. Otherwise it would be a decade marker (2000s, 2010s, 2020s), in which case it’s not early 2000s.

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@daedaluslearn @AlpinePeaches @verymoisturized Kids in public school who are functionally illiterate (can’t write sentences by middle school) are a tiny percentage of the population and either special needs kids or have other issues impeding their learning. It’s extremely abnormal.

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@realAAAbbott @Empty_America Specifically blue collar workers who read at a grade 5 level and think learning is "for nerds."

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@tallgaytay @babiebazooka FYI if you do this you will probably look like you’ve got a thousand yard stare.

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@SGmymindandme @felonyfuckbuddy “Over a decade” is not a long period of time linguistically.

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@JoeySalads He said it was a hoax and that dead children were actually alive. That’s just a little different. Nobody is claiming that someone who died at the rally is still alive right now.

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@gopher_marc @dom_lucre You realize Cartman is the antagonist in South Park, right? Your tweet is on the same level as the dudes who identify with The Joker and The Punisher.

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@SamtheNightOwl There is a wide gap between 4th grade reading level and the dense, extremely technical language used in many academic articles, though. As an interested layperson I’d love a bit more accessibility.

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@ryanjespersen @maxfawcett To be a healthcare hub the government simply has to be willing to pay doctors appropriately, stop pushing AHS to run a constant skeleton crew, and generally stop fucking with healthcare. Privatizing essential care is not the answer.

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@miketgould Walsh’s fragile masculinity aside, I love how he’s like “skates = dainty because figure skating”; it’s like saying “well, dancers wear shoes and football players wear shoes, so football is obviously super elegant.”

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@Jacobvanden3 @LTGimpy @BarDown I hate the Oilers as much as the next person, but with McDavid and Hyman the 3rd player on the top line could be the worst NHLer available and it would still be a candidate for best line in the league.

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@RobynElyse Call the label of introversion “pop psychology” if you want, but it’s clear that some people are much more naturally inclined toward socializing than others. Even in my 20s when my life revolved around it, it was a Herculean mental effort every single time.

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@mikecommito If the MRI was bad enough to warrant LTIR then I don’t have an issue with it. NHLers clearly play through injuries they probably (or definitely) shouldn’t all the time.

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@Patrickposting @traviswatchess1 @ThatPortoNite @KyleSTaylor27 @0liviaolive Which is a pretentious take that rightfully earned him that reputation. It's like saying someone's not a real actor unless they've done theatre. It's snobby gatekeeping.

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@validmavericity Compliance? Sounds suspiciously close to communism! If I don’t have the freedom to do literally whatever I feel like without considering the impacts of my actions, I’m clearly being oppressed.

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@yonkojohn “Non employables”? Man, you’re not even trying to hide the racism. Of course it befits your exceedingly colonial name.

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@MiamiNiiice @ask_aubry Yes, size/strength are an obvious advantage in combat, but ppl are talking about average dude vs a world class martial artist. Not comparable to fighting sports where everyone is highly skilled.

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@ftebb @bethanyshondark The drag photo of Vance isn’t “ha ha this guy wore drag”; it’s “hey this guy’s a massive hypocrite.” You know this. Stop being disingenuous.

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@ynzybea @0xMazzz @krownnist People out here acting like Bumble just invented one night stands or casual sexual relationships. Lol

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@KaladinFree @mcuban @elonmusk I’ve gotta say, man, as one of the “plebes” I really don’t find the voice of “random stranger 138734” important. If an account is for someone widely recognizable or an official organization it should 100% be identified as such. You’re grasping at straws.

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@LurkingToTruth @thechosenberg He sounds ridiculous. “What worked” often didn’t work at all once you went beyond the surface.

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@Green27484917 @SarahJaneOmega Next time make her a macaroni sculpture or draw her a stick figure portrait.

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@TristinHopper "There is no moderate context." Yeah, everything sounds like extremism to an extremist.

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@bdmarotta @jdragsky Activists on all sides these days believe it’s their job to be mad about stuff and have other people simply agree with them.

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@notgwendalupe This one is cool as hell.

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@tuckerstown @dr_jon_l Maybe myocarditis rates are still up because people are still getting COVID19? The disease isn’t gone, dude. Most people haven’t had a vaccination in well over a year, but the virus is still circulating at rates beyond influenza in flu season.

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@mcdermott @TRizzyRoberts @RMcElhenney You sound awfully invested in being able to see blackface, John.

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@RealDonPetro @InternetH0F “You’re doing it wrong, listen to me” is a great way to ingratiate yourself to a new person.

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@JerryTurin @rodmaldaner Conservative blockades: Police gently try to break them up or prevent them. Progressive blockades (e.g. pipelines, logging): Police pepper spray and forcibly remove protestors.

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@socialistdogmom @cdash741 This doesn’t feel like it should be a meaningful series of words.

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@drdagly Makes sense that they demonzied it since I get the impression Smith and Lagrange believe addiction is caused by literal demons.

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@JennaACunninham I wonder if these people protest outside the mechanic shop when they have to leave their car for multiple days to have major repairs done.

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@RufusTSuperfly Yeah nothing screams mature adult like a rant to the effect of “I don’t need a birthday! I’m a big boy now with big boy pants!” lol

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@peteremcc @cityofcalgary Come on Peter, just pull yourself up by your libertarian bootstraps and start treating your own libertarian, government free water.

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@PALMTOMS @docnoir_ They work all year. The job doesn’t end when the bell rings, bro.

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@PabloPeniche @owen_roe So basing policy on scientific analysis is “weaponizing” it? What’s the alternative? To base it on gut feel and propaganda? Also sounds like these people concerned about science as a justification for legislation want less government intervention, not more.

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@OscarEnjoylife @InternetH0F Also being pedantic, but no show with a laugh track/live audience will be funny if that’s cut out because the cadence of the lines is built around the laughter.

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@oliveoyyyll @RodKahx Tell me what the downside of a licensing requirement for firearms would be, even if it doesn’t immediately solve the issue.

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@fleecedargonaut @maxfawcett @Chad_Adam_ So what? Point is Alberta’s healthcare is rapidly deteriorating under the UCP, who have pushed doctors away, underfunded healthcare, wasted money on failed privatization, are now splitting up a world class healthcare org, etc. etc.

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@DcrInYYC RW guy: "I have some terrible ideas that are damaging to most people's lives." LW person: "Those ideas are terrible and will damage most people's lives." RW guy: "Ugh you and your pearl clutching."

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@ryanjespersen If you have private pay healthcare that can charge more than Alberta Health pays, it will pull resources (clinicians) from public system. So public system gets worse, healthcare gets more expensive. If someone is willing to pay 10k for US surgery they can pay for flight as well.

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@LeaveHeardAlone @AnthonyLaFauci I assume she wanted him to hang out with her but didn't directly ask for it. So when he did something for someone else (and she might've reacted more strongly because it was another woman), she felt hurt or betrayed.

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@Nanimal420 @mr_borrower @GoodReddit Filling up the sink to wash your face is disgusting. Sinks and drains are two of the dirtiest things in the house, piss or no piss.

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@MichaelPSenger @TRyanGregory That meta-analysis is bad science:

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@frea_kys @pr0dxdeadbeat 13 year old kid buys a blue check mark and acts like he knows shit. Lol.

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@thegeneralsordi @mainbitchclique I feel like Devito would be like a wolverine. Compact but fierce.

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@per_anders @postingwhilegay @jesuissully “His perspective may be insightful, may not, but adds value either way.” Extrapolating that as a general premise, are you saying that everyone who states an opinion is adding value to society? Because I strongly disagree with that.

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@scootykins @captkrahs @sailaunderscore Baggage comes from being alive. No sex? Baggage. Sex? Baggage. Long term relationships? Baggage. No relationships? Believe it or not, also baggage.

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@antistupidide @GaylaMcGill5 @benphillips76 That's an exceptionally unhelpful perspective to take.

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@ChrisAlvino Refractive surgery isn’t as flawless as commonly advertised, but it’s not as bad as you’re purporting either. Like any surgery there is a risk of adverse events, and it sounds like you had some severe ones, which I’m sorry to hear.

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@DrewPavlou @Larryjamieson_ If what you owe the bank is houses they can easily foreclose and make their money back, the bank isn’t going to give a shit.

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