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sparkling water enthusiast, gay and fucked

Canada
Joined December 2008
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Miss Chanandler Bong
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I say it a lot, but this is literally me
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Obsessed with this one baby hippo that looks fucking MORTIFIED
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In 1997 when Titanic came out, people loved to talk about how fat Kate Winslet was.
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@alaskastardust My parents were separated but my dad was there as my mom was dying. At one point she looks at him and goes, “what the fuck are you doing here?” Queen behaviour.
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@Utterly_Jean @CarmenGhia13 To make sure you CAN wake up and that your cognitive. Jesus christ should they just let you die?
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1 year
@punished_cait This is where I lose it every time
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4 months
@oselate Mom said “I want to keep talking shit about the man, to be clear. I just don’t want him to hear it”
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3 years
@mattlieb My retirement plan is to work until noon the day of my funeral
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2 years
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@ThePopTingz why do celebrities always have the ugliest tattoos?? they have so much money
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2 years
@Rachael_Conrad Me all alone in my room watching this
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@heyyitsjanea And like, let’s be real, for what, 1939? That bubble actually looks good even now
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3 years
@tamagotchimilf I've never had tweets line up so perfectly before
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@wrong_rae Marilyn invented goblin mode
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@heyyitsjanea JUSTICE FOR SIENNA
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1 year
@EurobeatParty “And your dad was just in court”
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@doinkpatrol Why didn’t she get the latte at the latte place?
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@jootmaster @womenpostingws Her dad was suspended and will be removed. The conservatorship will be terminated entirely by November 12th
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@colleen_daves @raynefq When she posted the “y’all are mad that I was born” and everyone was like “who are you?”
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@rossiadam @Molson_Hart I went through a biting stage and because it was the 80s, the doctors advice was “bite her back. As hard as she bites you” my mom did it, and I never bit again.
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@TylerDinucci She was like, “I am not doing this”
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3 years
@wildthrow Omg I'm so sorry, this is awful. But I can't stop laughing. Avi's energy is just making me lose my mind
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@how_do_i_pdf Wait isn’t he pro machine learning??
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1 year
@srekindark8 Yeah I was one of them
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2 years
@raynefq Brooklyn Beckham has to be my favourite. The BuzzFeed article about him repeatedly failing at everything he attempts just kept going and had me in stitches
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@ruthmadievsky My labia is laughing so hard right now
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@andletmejustsay “You guys used my worst one”
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@Dreadful4Tymes Oh this made me so deeply uncomfortable.
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2 years
@fayemikah Fun story about replica swords, my dad got stabbed with one and almost died
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@farcialities @Carzonfye Heartstopper is WAY more true to the experience I had in high school than Euphoria will ever be
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@feederofcats And then there’s Jamie Lynn Spears, who admits to killing a bunch of her cats, but blames her Tesla for her.
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@ItsTimiDuhh I love this so much!!!!! I have a soft spot for this, because I lost my mom last summer, but she LOVED this show!!! I think she would have liked your mom a whole lot 🖤
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@elliepeek So someone else posted this and said they thought it was going to be inc*st, and I commented and said that I almost wish it had been. Then I got this follow 😬
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@Patricia_Ann_E @Barreto8P 9 times he let her clean that one room!!!
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@latkedelrey Saw this in a post where a dude was like, “these works are getting scary real” and I’m like, “drop the real, that shit is just scary”
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@pappycedar @EnricoFurby @low_dosage As a woman who was once a very busty preteen, I feel confident in saying that it came down to adults being horny for kids
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@NiteWestwood @lovedoveclarke The way you just slipped “doing coke” in there 😂
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4 years
@HxHCarson @oldredtree My dad's parents owned a variety store, and his grandmother was a tiny Scottish woman who pulled a baseball bat if someone tried to rob the store.
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@Patta47cake @nixw20 I find it so hypocritical that his supporters who damn socialist healthcare, are now praising the top of the like socialist healthcare that Trump recieved.
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@alaskastardust I can only hope to be that much as a hater in death
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3 years
@banditelli @collnsmith It warrants repeating, they were primarily for mapquest directions.
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@Jags24Asare “This looks like my literal vagina” Stranger on the internet: “no it doesn’t”
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@famoushorse I also don’t mean to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I also saw someone mention that she was a hired plant for this, and now I think about that every time I see it
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@girlsreallyrule @StevijoPayne “Actually, you’re not that small” and Gwyneth immediately took bone broth off of the menu for the rest of the month
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@mrsballs69 I lost forty bucks at one back in 2019 and I still think about it
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@notcapnamerica “You ready to fight?” “Yeah!” And just follows him out barefoot 😂😂😂
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@CoatlicueLisa @bebravelive Why put one woman down to lift another up?
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@galviewh @gnomechomskyy Grown men saying boobies is so weird and creepy 😂
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@outfromunder7 When they tripped her and then everyone judged her for almost falling while holding her baby
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@bornposting @latkedelrey It’s definitely only because of his hair receding, and the costuming on Seinfeld.
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@realonx1 @GianmarcoSoresi She could have been a friend of the family before they hooked up, so it could be the mom taking the photo
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@Fen_aBasicSwamp @_RobertSchultz So just like every other piece of formal wear
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@castle_roogna That was a big one!
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@KindaHagi wtf????????????
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@mplewis @hexprax Me reading this
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@daniellaalonsy @mother_cuntress my friend always says this this haircut made the demon leave Miley and jump into Katy
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@brokebackstan Do you think Chris had to do Kim’s hair on his wedding day?
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1 year
@NotTramBraxton “Everyone thinks I’m still hung up on you, and I’m not, here’s a song I wrote about you to prove it”
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@maluumedeiros_ “It’s because-“ “I know.” 🥹
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@lovedoveclarke Also hand soap??? In your kitty??????
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@calelvilla when my alarm goes off in the morning
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@ChristianPointy @YuckyTom I'm a hairdresser, and boy let me tell you how wrong you are 😂
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@Skittlq_ @FilmUpdates People had the exact same reaction when he did it, I don’t know what you’re talking about. It’s also funny that he approached Netflix with this idea, they said no, and then did it without him
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@GoatMilkonTap When he went “my Tesla!” I was like
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@1followernodad 59M and Adam Levine shows up in his track pants
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@alex_yoinks @TBHer_ That baby is so cute, and his mamas twin!
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@Wildhorses2476 @dioslamdo Things I am not right now: at all surprised.
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@latkedelrey We have a client at my salon that pulls her mask down to cough 🫠
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@krissy9326 @sbstryker Can wait for the eventual BuzzFeed Netflix docuseries
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@AbortionChat @amazeydazey I’m on your side, but calling a three year old problematic for approaching a dog is weird
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@peccaviology @issolatedd @MsPackyetti THIS. He has relied HEAVILY on the scandals of those around him to propel forward
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@NILES100 Oh my god is this why she wore those green plastic abs on Christmas?
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@CarlyTargaryen @FilmUpdates me pulling out my Hot Topic Mockingjay necklace and pin
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@RealFoodRina But stayed to take multiple performative selfies lmaoo
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@paginaskinner Girlfriend?
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@poeticdweller The “I SWEAR TO GOD” off screen made me lose my mind
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@cooIboobs Every time I see this photo, I am more and more shocked that he’s masked.
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@KensRea @danglinghemmie Yeah cause there’s no shrimp there
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Remember when the Britney documentaries came out and everyone was like, “man, we really failed Britney, we need to protect vulnerable young women in the industry.” ?
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@_heyitstiff @notcapnamerica This plus fresh bedding is the best sleep you’ll ever have.
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@jamielynnspears "I've been paying my own bills since I was ten" yet she calls her sisters condo "theirs"
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@stefinitely85 Raw. No production, no makeup, no commercials, no edits, no censoring, no money for anyone. She's so real. #BritneySpeaks
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@paulycristo Ive lost count of the amount of times, just this week, I've said the words, "you know that we're in a pandemic, right?'
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@antares_ix @wegetitchris @notgwendalupe Dolly wrote the song, and collected a portion of the royalties. When Whitney died, Dolly signed the rights over to her daughter, so that Bobby Christina would get her portion
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Jamie Lynn “I took no money from my sister” Spears appearing on her third reality show since the conservatorship ended is so funny.
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@AlleeCatBlues @pershing48 @GatorsDaily “Can’t come out tonight, gotta brush my gator”
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@punished_cait I love the internet
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@RakeLeaf @clairewinniem That number is a little low
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2 years
@korysstorm @ethxhope Like this man is out there singing about murdering the mother of his child, and at the same time talking about how she isn’t a role model because she’s hot? Say less, dude.
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@chescaleigh Why not both? Be like Beyoncé and give the crowd a costume change
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