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Head of Legal @FTX_Official // looking for a new job // 🐴🚄

THE DESERT OF THE REAL
Joined October 2012
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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music for 30 year old guys "talking" to 16 year old girls
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Rock and roll is back!
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
4 years
no image had ever made my laugh as hard as this idk why
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
6 months
Tesla so clearly did not design this car with any safety experts. some kid is going to get their finger chopped off like a cyberguillotine
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Digital Neal
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I’m sure this is normal
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
1 year
western reactionaries experience so little hostility from the world and power that they have constructed an entire parallel reality where they are oppressed at the hands of the people they hate
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the wretched scrivener
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lol how do you fall for this
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protein shaker
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They’re dying potatoes!
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@famoushorse
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the "tradition" of the "good old days" of traveling to South Korea to spend $400,000 on plastic surgery to make you look like a kpop star and ending up looking like someone who lost a fist fight with a beehive
@OliLondonTV
Oli London
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Do you miss the good old days?
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@famoushorse
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1 year
twitter has now removed the screenshots of a guy calling for mass killings of trans people but have not banned the guy who tweeted it
@jaubreyYT
j aubrey 🤠
1 year
What the fuck is happening man
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
1 year
the average American basically believes in magic at this point. it's not because of tiktok, it's because the education system has been gutted. tiktok just makes this painfully visible
@DavidWolfe
David Wolfe
1 year
Can you explain this?
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
1 year
home "school" should be illegal
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
1 year
i am losing my mind, the sub that went missing was controlled with a shitty logitech controller from like 2005
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@famoushorse
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6 months
lmfao holy shit do NOT do this. it requires extremely high voltage and over 30 people died trying it when it became a trend. It's literally instant death. you're dead before you even know you touched the wire
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
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Lichtenberg figures are a branching electric discharge that sometimes appears on the surface of insulating materials. They can also be produced on wood with particularly pleasing aesthetic results.
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@famoushorse
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THERE ARE THREE PAIRS OF LEGS
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Hillel Fuld
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To all those who replied that this pic is AI, you are wrong. Just spoke to the photographer.
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@famoushorse
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1 year
these are the only products left willing to advertise on twitter
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
1 year
everyone has pointed out "Sailor Socialism" aka Dasha is now a tradcath fascist but the funniest detail is she lost a speaking role on Succession because she wanted to hang with Alex Jones
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inabber🤠
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the interviewer is trying so hard to annoy her but is actually getting annoyed that it's not working 😭😭
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@famoushorse
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1 year
people are correctly saying that trads dont understand the amount of grueling work would be required to operate their "self-sustaining" farm, but I think its simpler. they envision this labor done by slaves
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caroline mccarthy 🦝
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These people have never set foot anywhere near a farm
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@famoushorse
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11 months
just found out the guy who spent $25k in doordash is being sued for allegedly stealing tens of thousands in wages
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@jasondotnews
Jason Steen
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I really find this stat hard to believe... just exported my #DoorDash data to confirm, and i spent $25K last year just on that... how is anyone living on $40K/yr ?
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you would have to literally be a child to believe this
@nypost
New York Post
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China’s US police stations target anyone comparing Xi Jinping to Winnie the Pooh
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@famoushorse
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3 months
love all of these three month old $120,000 cars all breaking down with completely insane issues
@LamarMK
Lamar MK
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HELP MEEEEE WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY CYBERTRUCK????? 😭😭😭 @wmorrill3 @elonmusk @Tesla @cybertruck
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the wretched scrivener
1 year
Japan has been a one-party state since its founding, the Philippines just had Duterte and then elected the son of the former dictator, S. Korea didn't have elections until 1987 lmao
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@crampell
Catherine Rampell
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The State of Democracy Around the World
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
1 year
we have reached the "fascists using AI art to fear monger" phase of this satanic panic
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
6 months
“a guys politics changed to mine when part of his brain died” is not exactly the brag you think it is
@MeghanMcCain
Meghan McCain
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I don’t know what that stroke did to reboot his brain but Fetterman is truly becoming one of my favorite politicians on the left…. How did he go from king progressive to rational moderate in such a short amount of time?
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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If you believe that Israel found a perfectly folded and unwrinkled "tip secret plan" to attack schools during the weekend off a random corpse you have rocks in your brain
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NBC News
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One page labeled “Top Secret” outlines a plan of attack for Kfar Sa’ad, saying “Combat unit 1” is directed to “contain the new Da’at school,” while “Combat unit 2” is to “collect hostages,” “search the Bnei Akiva youth center” and “search the old Da’at school.”
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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how does Elon not get how fucking stupid this looks
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
6 months
someone is going to lose the majority of their finger from this car. I am not a genius billionaire who makes exploding cars but personally I think making a car covered in sharp metal points is not a great idea
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
1 year
thank you to our wonderful VP for having the generosity to let this country have NINE working bridges!!!
@thehill
The Hill
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. @VP Harris: “I am then proud to announce we are investing nearly $300 million to repair nine critical bridges across America.”
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
1 year
this became a whole trend. the mirror doesn't "know" whats behind a paper. isn't "mysterious," it's not proof of a "simulation"--it's how light fucking works. americans are straight up willing to believe there's a magic mirror world with a copy of their room on the other side
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@famoushorse
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jordan peterson has now been posting this image for over a month straight
@jordanbpeterson
Dr Jordan B Peterson
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Binary or nonbinary cat?
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lol he’s so fucked
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
1 year
NATO installed the world's largest Hitler Particle generator in Estonia in 1995
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@famoushorse
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1 year
If they're going to do the "industry plants go viral on TikTok" thing again at least pick a guy who looks less like he tells girls they're "mature for their age"
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@famoushorse
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@hermitdeak There's also six fingers
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@famoushorse
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in this parallel reality, there is a total inversion of oppression. imagine painting queer people, who were slaughtered by the nazis, as nazis. they have cast themselves--the middle class reactionary--as the ultimate victim of the systems they benefit from.
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@famoushorse
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. @pepsi are u okay?? i went to a diner last night & the waitress asked "is pepsi okay?" I said I dont know!! did something happen?
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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imagine getting a twitter note saying youre ugly
@GOPJosh20
GOP Josh 🇺🇸
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I'm an alpha. Liberals fear me.
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@famoushorse
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why does every Gen X guy talk like this when they're trying to sound tough
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@CampArlington
Ehren
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Y'all tried to start some shit with Gen X today and now a whole lot of you are deleting your Tweets. You really wanna start things with us while we drink our wine in our homes we bought through our sheer tyranny of will? We ain't gonna stop you but you won't like the outcome.
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the wretched scrivener
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to the replies, I'm glad you had a healthy homeschool or whatever, but the overwhelming majority (like 77%) of kids who are homeschooled because their parents want a religious education. kids should have accredited teachers
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my twitter app currently has an insane bug where when I try to click on a quote tweet it opens the wiki page for the sr-71 blackbird
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@famoushorse
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fucking heartbreaking. heartless ghouls
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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you can tell the IDF has no experience except attacking civilians because they're deploying armor to a dense urban environment
@Efiok16
Efiok Ekanem
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NEW: Israel PM Benjamin Netanyahu tells Gaza residents to “GET OUT NOW” as he vows to use all IDF capabilities to destroy Hamas. “We will win this war, but the price will be unbearably heavy. Hamas wants to murder us all,” Netanyahu said. “Murdering children and mothers in
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the wretched scrivener
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@truebe would you not trust it with your life
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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here are the genocidal tweets in question. twitter seems to only be censoring the specific screenshots that went viral. once again, this guy is NOT banned:
@pookleblinky
Anosognosiogenesis
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Imagine being one of the last companies advertising here, knowing that underneath every single one of your tweets there's a gathering of sweaty divorced dudes shrieking hate speech and bellowing their weird and offputting grievances at elon *directly* You're just selling burger
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@09mshatraw idk about that, but it's a LOT. also, you have to soak the wood in a conductive solution, so you have conductive liquid everywhere
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just found out the italian girl are the fascists are obsessed with and want to make their Roman Boywife is like 16 and in highschool. fascists really always are pedos
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the wretched scrivener
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This has reached Christian twitter. Lots of people saying "I know best" or "I gotta keep my kids away from DEGENERATES." Proving my point.
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the wretched scrivener
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I don't think this is a bit, it's a whole ass band and they have dozens of songs like this. this man is a menace
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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*correction: mass killing of adults and professionals who provide support for trans people
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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@DuckoZe Jesus Christ, I'm so sorry. Prison for him.
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the wretched scrivener
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he is so fucked lmao
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@famoushorse
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this illusory reality must be constantly reinforced to exist. so they constantly make memes and stories to spook one another, tell campfire tales about furry litterboxes, share AI images of satan reading kids books, and whisper of adrenachrome to maintain the illusion
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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"we will BAN YOU if you tell someone with a life threatening injury to go the ER" group: try shocking the wound with a car battery
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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the video is being recorded by a truck driving through the four feet of snow?????
@greggertruck
Greggertruck
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Most any truck would get stuck in this snowy scenario, Cybertruck is no different. Looking forward to seeing different tires on the truck and how it behaves.
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the wretched scrivener
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platform: WINDOWS ME, WINDOWS 98, WINDOWS 2000
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the wretched scrivener
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yeah because you guys have been stoking panic over trans people and now innocents are getting hurt. remember you just inspired a shoot this week? maybe sit this out
@Timcast
Tim Pool
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bud light has become so toxic people are getting attacked
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the wretched scrivener
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"'We didn’t do vaccinations for our kids, which people say is cruel of us, and we don’t use the healthcare system. Instead, we use natural and herbal remedies,' the mother of three revealed." Case in point.
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@famoushorse
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might be a new union busting record
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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. @Israel u guys ok ? I heard about what happened I've been worried http://t.co/POinGmkIwg
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spending $250k to die in this
@conzmoleman
Warren Commission Test Skull
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oh my GOD lol
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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she gave birth to white yakub
@airbagged
kate bush's husband
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Bro I can’t stop fucking laughing at this
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lol Milei supporters getting what they voted for instantly
@pcgamer
PC Gamer
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'Today is the end of Steam': Argentina and Turkey floored by new Steam price hikes as high as 2900%.
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guy who uses AI to make photos of him with pretty women lmao
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@jerrynonumbers now she's just doing coke in the bathroom of a catholic church and going to "avant garde" screenings where everyone yells the nword at people
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the wretched scrivener
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money well spent!
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the wretched scrivener
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they are the target of a vast unknowable conspiracy that spans from their kids teacher, Disney's boardroom, the Whitehouse, all the way down to the depths of hell. they are the underdog. everyone wants to oppress them! no one is coming to help! so,
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the wretched scrivener
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wait why were there tanks at a music festival
@FiorellaIsabelM
Fiorella Isabel
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BREAKING Reports that Hamas wasn't targeting civilians at the music festival - The IDF were shooting at Hamas FROM the crowd of civilians. Civilians were caught in the crossfire.
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@TheSun_NI They filmed it, bragged about it, the doctor said she was raped, and the police interrogated her for hours under she recanted
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the wretched scrivener
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@DJSparklePony reminds me of the guy with the fascist grandpa who said "since he couldn't read no communist propaganda could reach him"
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the wretched scrivener
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@very_sick_crab @poisonjr these charts always remind me of this meme
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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real tired of bullshit fake 'leftists' telling me my praxis of building mechs capable of claiming the Throne of God is 'impractical'
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@famoushorse
the wretched scrivener
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this fantasy tells them that "somebody must do something." in the classic fascist narrative they are being called to be the hero. you see this with Qanon and LoTT. somebody has to do some thing about this conspiracy! it not existing is unimportant
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the wretched scrivener
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@ABookWithLuv always has been, just more mask off.
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the wretched scrivener
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I feel absolutely insane after reading this. beyond parody.
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the wretched scrivener
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so eventually one of the people who inhabit this false reality believe that *they* will be the chosen one and they do something. harass an employee for tiktok, throw a fit in a schoolboard meeting, or take their AR 15 and go to the outlet mall
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the wretched scrivener
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Pat Tillman was murdered by his unit right after publicly condemning the Iraq war as being "fucking illegal"
@KariLake
Kari Lake
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Today, we remember the sacrifice made by one of the greatest heroes, not just in Arizona, but in America. 19 years ago today, Pat Tillman made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom and his actions make me proud to call this state home.🇺🇸
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like this should be a middle school understanding of physics! our education system is so bad and people are so alienated they believe in magic now! please just google "mirror trend explained"
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the wretched scrivener
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the US Government is now doing holocaust revisionism, grim stuff
@SecBlinken
Secretary Antony Blinken
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Eighty-two years ago, Nazis murdered 34,000 Jews at Babyn Yar. Soviets buried this history, which today Putin's government manipulates to provide cover for Russia's abuses in Ukraine. The U.S. is committed to justice for Holocaust survivors and accountability for atrocities.
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the wretched scrivener
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this happens every time I go viral lmao
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the wretched scrivener
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@thetomzone interesting idea
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losing my mind that the screenshot of a fake social media amazon made to promote the Boys has a fake @JUNlPER tweet
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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Amazon Prime and Opera GX launched a social media platform called ‘V’
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@jimdavishouse its the same kinda post-consensus reality world Qanon people live in too. people are so alienated they rather construct an entire parallel world that more interesting where theyre the hero
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there's a good portion of americans that really just wanna kill someone
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extremely funny to see jack tell the crypto people to fuck off
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@AlbertRolls1 I will not permit my child to teach crabs
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allegedly when he refused to pay wages he taunted to unpaid employees with pennies on venmo
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@EnigmaJaden the part that enrages me the most is he left some of the potatoes really dirty
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extremely funny all the Argentinians showed up pissed when the tweet never mentioned Argentina lol
@MattBinder
Matt Binder
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you don't even have to open a history book. there are history websites now.
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at the NAFO convention they sold a NAFO scarf for 8888.88 Euros, I am not fucking kidding. how stupid do they think we are?
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I'll never stop posting this http://t.co/6P6hM6G6aU
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@karl_hungis @Zemyla its just super old
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@ojaswitl IT'S LAB MADE EMO FOR SICKOS
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the wretched scrivener
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South Korea also has this law still on the books (last updated in 2012). the National Security Law of 1948 de facto makes being a communist or supporting the DPRK illegal, punishable by death
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how hard is it for Reuters to find a single non-nazi member of the Ukrainian Army? they seriously introduced this guy as "Adolf" and pretended it was normal
@Reuters
Reuters
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Newly recruited servicemen for the Spartan storm brigade practiced target firing and battlefield first aid in an undisclosed location in Ukraine’s Kharkiv region. A serviceman with the nom-de-guerre 'Adolf' said they had been trained in ‘first aid, tactics, firing drills’
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the wretched scrivener
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new all time bluecheck honeypot
@thehill
The Hill
1 year
NEW POLL: Most beer drinkers support brands working with transgender spokespeople
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westerners are so terrified of livable communities with full amenities that they describe them as a "gulag." I guess its not free living unless you have to drive 20 minutes to every store
@TheFigen_
Figen
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20,000 people live in this building in China. It has supermarkets, shops, hairdressers, pharmacies. The 15mn gulag in a single building.
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losing my mind they spent $2.3 billion on a giant sphere with the acronym "S.L.U.t.S."
@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
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🚨 #WATCH : as Las Vegas Unveils the $2.3 Billion MSG Sphere Lighting Up the Sky for the first time ever 📌 #LasVegas | #Nevada Las Vegas, the city that never sleeps, has unveiled the MSG Sphere a remarkable arena with a price tag of $2.3 billion. Last night, they turned on the
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how does a "human rights lawyer" post a comic depicting an occupied population as insects being crushed? this is textbook Nazi propaganda. I feel fucking insane
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the wretched scrivener
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anarchistly celebrating a guy getting arrested for leaking docs of the evil empire after my old employer tracked them down for the US, anarchistly
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the wretched scrivener
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weird to see a "left wing" personalities like Wu say "it's good the USSR collapsed and caused the death of millions, why can't we return to Reagan?" what, do you miss the contras too?
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the wretched scrivener
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huh, wonder what the guy wants to teach his kids that he has to homeschool them
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