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5 months

✱ new mix ✱ Passkey Radio invites Boocanan — ½ of Passkey's broadcast for HKCR on April 12th, 2024 feat. NSC & 300ofu an hour of drone, vgm & ambient stretches for true doom murderheads link + tracklist in replies 🔐🤝👻

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GUY IN FRONT OF LINE AT ME AT MCDONALDS: and a fuckin double cheeseburger. wait did i swear CASHIER: yes GUY: fuck man im sorry

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me attempting to do any sort of worldbuilding

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trans people: we exist society: ok twitter in splatoon world: squibby yayyybo ersh schpleep 😭

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at netflix, we've seen dozens of recent articles revealing streaming is almost completely a fake business, with a focus on our penchant for cancelling shows early to avoid big payouts. with that in mind please get excited for our adaptation of one of the longest manga ever made

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what a lovely painting. i do suppose i'll look up the rest of it

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Garden of Earthly Delights

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this is a scheduled tweet from march. we're on day 3 of the cinnamon toast crunch shrimp guy scandal. i wonder what stupid shit i'll see on here that i'll forget about in the days, months, years to come. every day is a gift. hope your holidays are happy everyone

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streamer couples look like this

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GIRL AT PARTY OBVIOUSLY VERY INTO ME: you have really really pretty hands, especially your nailbeds, they look incredible. can i touch them ME: *thinking of tweet idea "i know when that elden ring ! that can only mean one thing"* thanks i grew them myself

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this guy is the maddest a video game character has ever made me. more than any villain. what the fuck are you fucking talking about dude

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shoutout to the woman next to me on the train reading the wikipedia article for metal gear solid 2 and just frowning really really hard

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8 years

when you self-retweet

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this snippet from the m night shyamalan indiewire feature is farming me dude. he's so right

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at the club and yuuuppp you already know i'm in the onion suit Calvin wore for the school play

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6 months

dog this changed the course of human history

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7 months

uncontested. changed the course of history

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Ok then, what’s one of the best. This is still one of my faves.

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yoko taro trying to break into the studio to write 9 paragraphs of drakkengard lore attatched to the 2b fall guys costume

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i know so little about demon slayer but that little boar guy you all keep posting and doing drawings of? that guy is the shit

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TIFA: cloud you've been looking out the window all day you good? CLOUD: *thinking* would banjo and kazooie be my friends in real life CLOUD: would banjo and kazooie be my friends in real life TIFA: kazooie wouldn't, banjo would BARRET: i think kazooie would come around eventually

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really big fan of this concept art for a scrapped earthbound game on gamecube

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couldn't find this video for the life of me so i remade it

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3 years

why did they have donkey kong getting fried by this shit in the melee opening. who thinks to animate such a horrific event

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1 year

what are you doing if you run into ur twitter mutual irl

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3 years

holy fuck lol

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2 years

@weadhitter the emotion i felt when i saw the sword and immediately knew he did this as an SAO reference without any further reading is......we don't have words in any language for this

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2 years

this is exactly what i would tell my friend ryu if i was divorced & going through a midlife crisis

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2 years

Ken Masters isn't divorced and going through a dark midlife crisis, he's got the Mad Gear Gang framing him so he's on the run trying to clear his good name. Capcom took what was going to be a sad character turn and made it into a bad ass action movie plot

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1 year

you never really take stock of how many people in your life rt anime women to your tl until you're on public transit

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9 years

me at agdq: so what ive done is i've held down the b-button so mario runs faster. i think we have some time to read off donations

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2 years

where is the empathy for ms manning here. i can prove with evidence that when presented with a extremely recently divorced alt chick some if not most of you would be hitting yourself on the top of the head with hammers and hollering like tex avery stubbed his toe

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3 years

a hotel mario ytp that got bass boosted so loud it literally blew out the speakers

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3 years

Which song comes to mind when you see this pic?

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1 year

it's so funny to me that juri's new thing for sf6 is that despite being one of the most dangerous and sadistic fighters in the world she is additionally now also a fucking loser

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2 months

lots of people coming back to this one lately i want yall to know we squashed the beef. there was too much hate in my heart for this man tending to the garden of his inner world

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4 years

this guy is the maddest a video game character has ever made me. more than any villain. what the fuck are you fucking talking about dude

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i was never going to go public with this but i had to leave the death grips show at vancouver early because i got yelled at and then later nearly assaulted by strangers for wearing a dress to the show. it was one of the most terrifying things that has ever happened to me

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9 months

white people when you tell them there will be tank controls and fog-based draw distance techniques

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9 months

SILENT HILL 2 James Sunderland 1/6 Scale Statue Will be shipped soon from the factory. Product info #SILENTHILL #Gecco

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9 months

ME: hey jack what's up man i haven't seen you in forever JACK GARLAND FROM FINAL FANTASY STRANGER OF PARADISE RAPIDLY SWITCHING WEAPONS: Alright. Alright. This is the one. Alright. Time for a change. Time for a change. This is the one ME: okay man

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2 years

*turns towards you like an npc in a bethesda game*

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4 years

It appears as though you display ignorance towards House music and its manifold subgenres.

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toriyama was a global force. supreme in all definition. impossible to gauge his influence and reach. travel easy

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1 year

my friend simon said this unprompted in a voice call and then we had no choice but to make it a bumper sticker. enjoy

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1 year

okay this is too many people. i would appreciate it if you carried yourself with cool and normal conduct

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honestly just saw this comic while scrolling around and it got a real hearty chuckle out of me so you guys get to see it too. hope yall are havin a good tuesday

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@funkefly you're in uzumaki now. sorry!

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everyone in my group chat got isekai'd except me and they keep tagging me whenever they fight a sexy vampire like "damn wish you where here LMFAO" :(

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they call him walton goggins because you walt right on into the theatre and put your goggins on to see him

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actual history. you should be able to log this on letterboxd

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Samurai Shodown V (2003)

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6 years

azealia banks wandering around elon musk's house was actually the plot to PT

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6 years

I JUST GOT ON BREAK WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU DOING HERE

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this will have been the sixth time we we have announced a sun wukong video game. and we have become exceedingly efficient at it

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you are going to hear this in every drop for the rest of the year

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NOW - Biden: "I may be a white boy, but I'm not stupid."

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elon can you shut the fuck up for a second let me figure this one out damn

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i thought i was ready until i saw the killfeed frame 1 show every obit and i had to bite my hand from screaming at 5am

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This guy just hit a once in a lifetime shot in CSGO An AWP ace with 1 bullet… 5 kills with 1 shot. Literally can’t believe this is real

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will forever and always be jealous of this kid. i can't even imagine how badass kraftwerk sounds when you're five

woodpecker // saw depeche mode x2

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Thinking about the Kraftwerk 5 year old today

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watching lord of the rings for the first time & laughing at how awesome gandalf is. he's just like "ah well hmm" and bumping his head on shit he's like chewbacca

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FILED UNDER "BAD CLOTHES IDEAS": source engine graphics bug

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okay

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tell you the truth i haven't posted a lot of william pictures recently because we got a new litterbox for him where his head sticks out the top and it looks like skibidi toilet. which has been difficult to reckon with

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2 years

pay your respects to the legend

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alex garland got to direct what people call real movies after writing the devil may cry reboot so you can actually just do whatever you want in this life and it's fine

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9S: and after a little bit, the song would usually change into the flintstones theme or something called "snow halation", but they got bored of that after a while, so they started branching out and creating their own stories and adventures with the jokes they curated 2B: okay

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the game is called "super mario bros"

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a reorientation on how to behave during shows in general has been desperately needed since covid regulations lifted, but the truth is most dg fans are already this solipsistic & obnoxious. at least on /mu/ you had to lurk before getting laughed off the board, now there's no rules

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GUIDANCE COUNSELOR: okay look at this part on the form, under Sex you wrote "Usually Lesbian" ME: and COUNSELOR: ..."except forrrr The Monarch from Venture Bros". and then you drew the dizzy emoji ME: not that hard to follow Wanda

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with a new godzilla movie on the way i would like to remind everybody of solomon, from the godzilla NES creepypasta

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was very shocked about the dub changes for 3.0+1.0, jadakiss as gendo is something i would have never expected but he did a great job

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juri sends that image of those nijisanji girls where one of them is in the muzzle to cammy and chun-li every day like "us? us? us? us?" and they're like "you are a wanted felon on every continent"

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taking my gyaru gf to value village so she can look at all the old flip phones in the electronics section

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death grips is the coolest band on earth and you have never deserved them and i hope everybody hating you affects you deeply & negatively for the rest of your life 🫶

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HAMMOND: [voiceover] meanwhile, over two hundred thousand miles above the earth, james' spaceship flies steady on JAMES MAY: we're finally moonbound gents JAMES MAY'S SPACESHIP: *immediately sputters out, james now hurtling through the vast unknowable infinite* JAMES MAY: cock

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ps3 has no games might literally be the funniest joke that has ever come out of the internet period

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5 years

my guy

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i'm starting to think it's a late night the way she fall on my jimmy

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me (goblin): wat do you want to eat for dinner gf (tiefling): as long as it's not bones i'm great me: ohhhhh some bones would hit the spot girl lemme go get some bones gf: 😑 ancient cyclops drake blaring on her alexa: Me no see eye to eye with U No more No more No more...

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if you see yourself in any footage/descriptor of dg fans that's come out in the last few days i ask you to look inward and find where that need to be the center of attention, to liberate yourself from consequence comes from, to find whatever heart you have left and built it back

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@BeerStix greatest character to ever live

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sega: WHOA, you guys made a sonic game? here is a job, do that again nintendo:

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Despicable Me. It's some haiku.

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@barelymarch Pharrell Williams / Having a bad bad day / Despicable Me

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this one really sucks. wow

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ME, HAVING SUCCESSFULLY ACQUIRED THE LAUNCH CODES: gentlemen........bong voyage *jumps out of helicopter and collides with a single goose in mid-air, dying instantly*

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i made this during a haruhi rewatch with a friend like two months ago and it's the only thing on my desktop so i laugh like an idiot every single time i turn on my computer

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4 years

VERY common mistake on graphic design; the Export As A Big Mosquito Picture command should really be moved off of the initial dropdown for photoshop's file menu

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Mississippi blames "typo" for including huge mosquito among new state flag designs

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hey kids i see you're all falling in love with clone high, well i have ANOTHER popular series from the early where famous people from history are reanimated and often wrapped up in funny teenager bullshit, it's called fate/stay night and

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@headfallsoff in an established universe of Guys i believe it must be said that Yajirobe is the greatest Guy to ever exist

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