How can you break up with your boyfriend on his hospital bed immediately after surgery in the presence of his doctor ?
Well I might have to document this in the patient’s folder 👍
Okay we’ve heard, there is lobster in the gutter in front of your house and you don’t even care but people on twitter too dey do yanga . We’ve heard you.
Your patient will randomly see you in a restaurant and exclaim
“doc you too dey chop ? “ .
No oh na photosynthesis I dey use get energy and nutrients 🙄
@awillaco
@ifoturuan
@Cruisotopia
You know there are downsides to this , either it clicks or it ends as screenshot of “this you “ on the tl . I’m not a man of risk 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Lmaooo I helped you book bolt because “ your phone is having issues “ you reached your destination and driver is telling me you ran away without paying .
Ph strangers 1 - 0 Noble
I just greeted this man , he embraced me and welcomed me as first timer , introduced me to the other members of the church . He told me to wait for item 7 🥺.
@Nigerian_Doctor
I spent 8hrs of my day on Valentine’s Day in orthopedic theatre assisting a surgery for a child that had a segmental left tibial fracture . Relived the child of excruciating pain and discomfort , I went home with that 🙂
“Things end ,sometimes despite our best efforts and intentions and sometimes because of that effort and intent ,things end ,so something else can begin “
@FEMMY466
My brother initially intended to do computer engineering , he scored 298 in his jamb and he has decided he will do medicine and continue the line of shege
@the_beardedsina
😭😩 I have a similar experience but mine was switching from Latin to English , they said name 5 he said rubor, dolor, redness , Calor and pain
@TheAjibolaGrey
“ This “ twitter is always funny to me , all of a sudden most people can relate to this tweet . They assume they are this and perhaps turning blind eye to where he said “not in an insensitive way “ .
You’ll come in the guise that you’re blunt and a fervent believer of the ...
@khanofkhans11_
Social media is a banquet of fiction and fallacy , people come here to tweet what their reality should look like . Most people can’t even save in naira , you’re out here mentioning dollars