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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

1 year

Doctors are in an abusive relationship with exams. It doesn't end. You keep writing them such that at any given time you're preparing for one and if at any point you aren't, you begin to worry that you're left behind. We write exam so that we can write another exam. Exam olympics

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@joe_sire

11 months

I've never seen a man installing edges sha. Just saying

Demesi❤️🐐

@divfee

11 months

Guys are so insecure about their hairline😂

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@joe_sire

1 year

Good healthcare mahn I know one country like that, 13th day on admission, "encourage patient to do CT scan" "consult to physiotherapy" "Continue vitamin E" "Encourage regular turning of patient" Sign

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@ManUtdInPidgin

1 year

Edwin van der Sar no dey ICU again, and e fit leave hospital next week. ❤️

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@joe_sire

2 years

I randomly just remember Dr Tiamiyu of neurosurgery that year. I hope he's enjoying a better life wherever he is now. That man was always in motion and yet rarely ever cranky, always cheerful. His shock absorbers are gooooood 😀. God bless his kind heart

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@joe_sire

6 years

@paliinextdoor

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@joe_sire

4 years

FitMedic

@FEMMY466

4 years

Dear Doctors, I'm not saying your writing needs to be fine or anything like that, but for the love of all that is holy, at least make it legible.

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@joe_sire

4 years

I learnt some things during this protest 1. That Nigerians actually love their country. 2. We are capable of civility 3. we have young visionary leaders 4. Put country first then Tolerance unity comes naturally. 5. There are people who'd kill to have us remain where we are

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

1 year

Today I reduced a TMJ dislocation for the first time. I had never seen it done before, I just remembered Dr @wumiakinlosotu 's class in preclinicals and how she described the process and voila! It was like magic. Cool stuff😊. She would be proud the mama was just blessing me😀

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@joe_sire

4 years

Merry christmas to you and yours.

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

6 years

@DrFeruke O my God. So people still get sense for this twitter street like this? I swear i thought we have all run mad. In the words of Michael Jackson "I'd rather hear both sides of the tale" God. Bless. Your. Kind. Heart.

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@joe_sire

1 year

@dharnyyoung She even said death "allegations". Wait, how is that? Like he was accused of being dead? Could she really be what they say she is?😭

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@joe_sire

2 years

Lmaooo See that last sentence? Many people no actually consider HO to be true true doctor as a HO. You'd argue for the laymen that they're not well informed, but sometimes even nurses consider you a house officer and not a doctor... well, until they need NHIS prescription😂

Suzie

@babydollars_

2 years

I haven’t seen Drs pass a catheter sha even in Nigeria Lmfao. You people are really joking. Drs don’t do much except see pt and document in 9ja until it comes to central lines, drainages, chest tubes and all that. And even at that all they ask for is a trolley, the HO sets it.

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

4 years

@Mojss_AA And he needs to know his locational gofolomow

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

5 years

Internal medicine diagnosis be like "Right hemispheric, likely ischaemic stroke in b/g Type 2 diabetic melitus, complicated by Hyperglycemic hyperosmolar state precipitated by Chest infection" Plan: Invite endo, cardio, IDU, physiotherapy, radiologist, porters, cleaners & pastor

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

3 years

Balloons. Yay😁

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@joe_sire

2 years

It's politics season, everybody has turned pundit, hailing the highest bidders and calling some 'political Maradonas'. It's all fun and games. But later when you come to the emergency room with your convulsing child at 2am and they tell you that there's no diazepam or canula or

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

2 years

Patient load about to double and maybe triple for Dr Tayo Ojo 🤭 Na him SRs and registrars to collect.

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

3 years

@unclebayotics That's why I never use chemical methods. I prefer the physical methods... traps, gums, man to man. I cant start sniffing to find out where the smell is coming from. Plus I need to verify that the rat is dead fr

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@joe_sire

2 years

APC Jagaban army in the CS accusing PDP as the perpetrators, PDP minions saying it's APC. Nobody fit mention Okute name. Stainless like 555.

EFCC Nigeria

@officialEFCC

2 years

EFCC Intercepts N32.4m Allegedly Meant for Vote-buying in Lagos The massive operation by the EFCC to deter vote trading and other financial malfeasance ahead of tomorrow's presidential and national assembly elections may have begun paying dividends...

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@joe_sire

2 years

Person with necrotising fascitis refused iv antibiotics e say na "ciwon jeji" and "thEy doNt uSe tO do InJectiOn, Eeez onLy HerBaL TreaTmenT". So why exactly are you here, Kofi? Abi shey you go like lick vitamin C? The sweet one, we have it.😁

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@joe_sire

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

5 years

The house officer has no defined job description. So he is constantly abused by everybody. He is the porter sometimes, at other times lab technician, patient relative, at other times the nurse etc. The work just has to be done, if not the blame's got to sit somewhere, you see

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@joe_sire

5 years

@WunmiWonka @Trevornoah

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@joe_sire

1 year

@Timileh1n @hiskenny09 When you dey dictate "consult to internal medicine for review" you didn't knew Abi?😆

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

4 years

"Cervix 6cm dilated, 80% effaced... station 0—2"

Ibe

@maziibe_

4 years

Ope from Cowrywise, please come outside.

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@joe_sire

6 years

@_ConnorTG @theOtherArinze will ask you "Guy i wan cook beans, you go chop?" Me: *watching a movie* "naaah.. i no dey H" Arinze: "you sure?" Me: "errr ok, just add small" Arinze: "oya come dey pick the beans make i wash pot." Guy, i was on my own o!

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@joe_sire

5 years

@MrOdanz Damn, I remember! There were posters. His pictures were everywhere. My friend's dad bought him a wrist watch with a picture of osama on it... i coveted one of such. I didnt understand what he did, i just knew he was a "hero" cos kids around me said so.

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

5 years

*RVD +ve patient being managed for PUD sneezes once. Physicians: "Let's write" "Diagnosis is HIV/TB co-infection" Plan: "Repeat Ches estray, fu blod kant & iyu CR" "Consult to infectious disease unit to review and take over" "Sign out"

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@joe_sire

1 year

Yesterday my brother in SS2 just blurted "omo I need to make money. I want to blow" ọmọ after managing my shock, I gave him 40 mins of teaching😀. Ọmọ I talkeddddddddd. SS 2 fa! I been dey save money to buy JAMB and WAEC Q&A, you wan blow.

🔥SANGO OLUKOSO🔥

@Otunbakush1

1 year

SS1 Student don buy Lexus😂😂😂 wetin Principal wan do like this….e even carry ham go school

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

4 years

@just_oyinda BBC be like "this interview can be styled in 2 ways"😆

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@joe_sire

2 years

I think people who actually practice clinical medicine till they age and retire aren't celebrated enough. That's real dedication— showing up daily, doing the same things. Requires a great deal of motivation and discipline! I'm already tired🥲

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

4 years

"Chief"

Dotun Jubal

@dotunjubal

4 years

4 pics one word..😂

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

4 years

'Fluid and electrolytes' always coming back to hunt and mess me up. Kani pe local parentis taught what he was sent to teach that day now, but no🤨. Now na to go do self directed kini kan😏

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

2 years

@mag_sulph CRP nauu. You don't know CRP, AKA Widal test? You doctors of nowadays sef🙄 Salmonella paratyphii O : H Paratyphi A 1/80: 1/80 Partyphy B 1/80 : 1/160 Paratyphi C 1/320 : 1/320 P.s: significant titre starts from 1/160.

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

1 year

Some people's self esteem took a hit and they never recovered. Somehow, mine was never affected. I understood early that tests and exams were more a test of memory and organization than intelligence. So I was rarely bothered. Gave my best and took any results lightly

Moboluwaduro okan-mi-bale

@4eyednerd

1 year

I strongly recommend medical school. It’s the olympics for intelligent people.

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@joe_sire

4 years

😂😂😂😂 I hate all of you. Na @shhakurr cause all this thing. I was dancing rubbish and my guy was hyping me... na so me sef come dey feel like poco Lee😭😭😭. What did I do!?... see my bride price on the ground🙆🏾‍♂️

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

9 months

This same allergic rhinitis I presented to prof Nwaorgu. All was going well until I said "unfortunately there are no local studies on that" he change am for me. Praf Falade alone had tons of publications on that. He too had a couple of them. And that was only UCH

rae_timzy

@omo_Akinbile

9 months

I present to you🫴🏻🫠

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@joe_sire

4 years

Nobody: Potiphars wife:

Pertudie Pumpkin

@kenaire_

4 years

I've found my Joseph 🥺🥺🥺

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@joe_sire

1 year

These guys are consistent with their wordplay

Triclowns

@triclowns

1 year

Abeg if una watch football match finish May una Dey off tv this Nepa guys Dey move around

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@joe_sire

4 years

@BET_UK @the_odditty The first dress and pose looks like this 💃🏾

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@joe_sire

2 years

How did I even get through medical school without ever reading a single complete chapter of any internal medicine textbook?! Not even small Falase. Just slides, tutorials and tutorials.

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

8 months

Him for don be O&G Reg for Ife now, with extra shoe and tie in the booth of his car while being owed salary

Kunle

@Soulmedika

8 months

This guy wanted to study medicine o May we have the courage to chase our dreams!

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@joe_sire

2 years

A laundry worker once brought 2 of his children with febrile seizures (both convulsing at the same time) to the paeds emergency. All he had was N800. He was earning <30k at the time. We contributed for the investigations, bed fees and other mgt. Antimalarial drugs were free then

Anambra Cake Aunty🍰🎂PDB1240

@Cakelicious4

2 years

What happened at the pharmacy shop this morning reminded me of the tweet that people earning 20k are "living" This man is asking for two packs of lonart on credit, his two kids are down with malaria, he is a janitor at a bank.

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@joe_sire

2 years

@adejibo @Timileh1n Vit E for Excellent outcome. E for excellence

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@joe_sire

2 years

@_kagichu @major_toboski The basement also has a bunker

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@joe_sire

5 years

House job is repositioning my focus and is making me a result oriented doctor. Cos if you don't retrieve those results, extension lo ma end story e Wait, what were you thinking when i said 'result oriented'?

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

2 years

Salami toiling really hard since yesterday to launder his idolo's image instead of admitting the obvious truth.😂

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@joe_sire

5 years

@NeverSettle_OOS @Misterkobz Lmao My guy sharply add 'both genders' ... just in case of eventual possible incasity😂😂

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@joe_sire

1 year

There's this seasonal malaria chemoprophylaxis SMC program that was adopted by the FMoH in collaboration with state MoHs. They administer 3 cycles of Sulfadoxine- Pyrimethamine-Amodiaquine (SPAQ) as a fixed dose to children under 5 years. Simple (although not easy) but I'm here

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

4 years

Sometimes all the doctoring required of you is to explain normal physiologic functions.

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

2 years

@BrownJHM Lytic lesions in multiple myeloma. Somebody tell my mummy I finally know one twitter medical question ooo😭😭. I dedicate this win to my mummy and daddy for always believing in me.

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@joe_sire

4 years

If you want to make sense of every symptom in general practice, you fit run mad. This madam just said "anytime i sleep off on the couch with my head flung backwards, I wake up with palpitations" And that was the sole PC. Boya you can try sleeping on the bed ma?

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@joe_sire

4 years

So this girl's industry and hardwork has been a coping mechanism all along. An escape.😢💔💔 Time to redistribute the pain. My God, Let that man be ruined. Bring down the entire hospital. Go all out, take no prisoners. Make an example of him. Heal😭😭

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@joe_sire

2 years

Hope you're fine ❌ I trust you're good👍🏾 E get why

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@joe_sire

2 years

When you hear that Doctors are on strike because of their 8 months salary that hasn't been paid by your 'political geniuses', when you realize that the fat envelopes you got (if there's any left by then) can't help your convulsing child at 2am. When you realize that there's

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@joe_sire

2 years

Ganong's physiology Junqueira's histology DM Vasudeevan biochemistry Campbell and Reece Biology Snell's neuroanatomy. LoL Na preclinicals person read textbooks sha. Clinicals na slides, tutorials, God abeg, Thiago-level idea👉🏿🌚.

EXCELSIORS_FORTIS

@WeTheExcelsiors

2 years

How about a “5 books to get to know me, med school edition📚”? 😀 Let’s quote this tweet with our responses 🕺 #ThefinalOdyssey #ExcelsiorsFortis 💪🏻

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@joe_sire

5 years

It's either you're on call, or recovering from a call, or warming up for another call.... it's always about a call sha... this life

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@joe_sire

2 years

Eriksen: *goes into cardiac arrest Doctors: battle to save his life Eriksen: *joins man utd Doctors:

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

2 years

Manchester United are set to sign Christian Eriksen, here we go! Full verbal agreement in place, as first called by @David_Ornstein . 🚨🇩🇰 #MUFC Communication sent to both Man United and Brentford today morning. Contract until June 2025, waiting for signature and medical.

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@joe_sire

4 years

When you give Nigerians only malaria medicine without adding "tAiFOd meDsin"

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

5 years

And that, gentlemen and ladies, brings to an end one whole year of persistent gbas and recurrent gbos. Never again!

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@joe_sire

2 years

Nowhere to run to, and you can't even reach them to complain... At that point, resist the urge to start attacking doctors, who are also victims of these choices. Resist the urge to start mentioning oat, and most importantly resist the urge to hit any health worker😭

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@joe_sire

6 years

@Raynergy @realBBYK And they must do that ASAP. They(we) have already lost plenty time. Whoever they choose will need massive campaign/publicity in the north. That's where the majority of the electorates are and truth be told a great % of northerners don't know these guys.

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@joe_sire

6 years

*watching match Fellaini misplaces a pass Frustrated man u fan: "oga to who nowwww" Entire Ote FC: "to whom it may concernnnn😂😂😂😂" Damn, i miss ABH TV room sha. Lol

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@joe_sire

11 months

@the_utibe 4 likes, 58 quotes 16 comments.

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@joe_sire

2 years

If I don't Introduce myself as "doctor" to you and you eventually, somehow find out, please I beg you in the name of almighty God, resist the urge to proclaim me as one to the world. Don't let the devil use you. Call me "bro". Bro is fine. Bro is very fine... Or chairman self😂

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@joe_sire

1 year

If there's one subject you can wake me up by 3am to give a 3 hour lecture on and I'll deliver without even thinking it's the subject of contentment, process, diligence and timing.

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@joe_sire

3 years

Hundeyin gave this woman just one smackdown and she has been trying desperately to get one over him. She has hosted spaces, sewn threads, spun rumours just to pull one back. Such desperation😅

Dr Kemi Ministries

@OfficialDrKemi

3 years

#HundeyinLies Finally if you love something don’t set it free. Take care of it. Unfortunately Hundeyin never loved his wife, married her for her citizenship and money, a good income and a rich family. David continues to blackmail people to date. Lawmakers, public figures etc

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@joe_sire

2 years

One of my guys that year said it's because the more you know, the more you'd realize how much you don't know and that keeps you humble.

Moral Philosophy

@ML_Philosophy

2 years

Why do really smart people often pretend they are not?

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@joe_sire

6 years

A good surgeon is he who knows how to operate; A better surgeon is he who knows when to operate; The best surgeon is he who knows when not to operate. Lately, i've come to witness this firsthand. @AxiomsSurgical

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@joe_sire

3 years

BiG SAM🌶🌶🌶 🇬🇧

@YorubaBoy__

3 years

Black and White Thread like it’s 1886🤲

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@joe_sire

8 months

Tweeting like a south African is not a right thing to say because uthi Sizwe Bansi tate Vuvuzela Tshabalala

Yugo

@stfuyugo

8 months

Tweet like a South African

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@joe_sire

2 years

Just look at. This man used to add power and height to his shots, placing the shot beyond the keeper's reach. Now he either rolls them towards the post or shoots straight at the keeper.🤦🏾‍♂️

𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁

@niamhutd

2 years

3. The way it was slotted into the top corner was just 🤌🏻🤌🏻 Back when he was still bursting onto the scene and people couldn’t quite believe the instant impact he had

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@joe_sire

2 years

@ClementLani @magic_sekani Dem no dey put coach name for starting 11

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@joe_sire

4 years

It baffles me when I see Doctors' outrage on the TL about some patients' irrational choices. You need to constantly remind yourself of your PROFESSIONAL & ADVISORY role as a doctor, the need for empathy as against sympathy, and most importantly, PATIENT AUTONOMY.

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@joe_sire

2 years

After all said and done, please don't go around insulting their prophet. They can kill you, and they will kill you. The law will not protect you too. Please don't insult their prophet (PBUH)

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@joe_sire

4 years

Plenty tyres Now my tyres don taya Me sef I don taya Hayya!

LUWAKANTY

@KantyBoii

4 years

Poet on my list please can you do justice to this picture 😌

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@joe_sire

1 year

It was N10 to Kuti hall and N15 to Zik hall when I went for post UTME. SU had to intervene when it became N15 to Kuti and N20 to Zik/Indy.

chiseled_god

@rocksinogen

1 year

Maruwa inside UI is now #150 . I took cab at #20 the day I resumed as a freshman. Thank you APC government 🤝

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@joe_sire

4 years

I understand Body positivity and whatnot, but please avoid obesity at all cost. It drags with it all sorts of complications. In fact sometimes all the treatment needed is just for one to shed some weight.

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@joe_sire

8 months

Just in case there are those out there who genuinely didn't know that true, sacrificial love is not extinct, or maybe those who were never taught to see love in that light, I hope this serves as an eye opener to them. May love reign in our hearts and in our families supreme

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@joe_sire

3 years

I saw several cases of CP from birth asphyxia during HJ. When I got the news that my sister gave birth, omo come and see how I was clerking on the phone. "Did the baby cry immediately?" "Yes" "You saw it with your eyes?" "Yes" "Oh thank God" "Like, it didn't take time abi?"😞

Ayobola Adebowale

@YourBabysDoctor

3 years

Paediatric Neurology Clinic has to be the most depressing clinic to run. Having nothing to offer, counseling on lifelong issues and panel beating your way through the "is it going to get better" question, has to be the most difficult task ever.

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@joe_sire

2 years

God bless my mum. She would sit us down during holidays and teach us about morals. Full blown tutorials on topics like respect, honesty, love for people, kindness, contentment, ambition, patience, the power of prayer. And God help me, I shall do the same for my kids!

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@joe_sire

4 years

@njonurses "are you the one on call?"

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@joe_sire

4 years

Omo, just remove N10 from 10k and you'll be left with 5k. This adulting life is somehow

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@joe_sire

5 years

Just cos i removed tie "Is that how you were taught to dress in ibadan?" Forst ofos, leave ibadan out of this. Second ofos, just look at yourself, see how you're sweating, are you proud of yourself? Are you? Tsk tsk

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@joe_sire

3 years

If you stay on twitter, you'll think Nigeria is on fire! LoL

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@joe_sire

4 years

2k14 guys talking about Ganongs, Kumar of Clark, slides, Last's ati gbogbo. So you guys don't want to mention legends like Nora, Chidinma, Subomi, Ibilola, TOYOSI? Please let's give Honor to Hoo Honor His Dude.

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@joe_sire

4 years

The ability to enjoy one's own company is underrated... addictive, but underrated still. Even in a relationship

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@joe_sire

2 years

I want to celebrate my mum's 90th birthday like this

Prof. Yemi Osinbajo

@ProfOsinbajo

2 years

Happy 90th Birthday Mumisco.

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@joe_sire

2 years

Reserve all that for your political Maradonas and big money spenders who have 'structure', 'experience' and whatnot. As you dey do your own and e dey sweet you, no come dey cry say person dey do him own.

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@joe_sire

11 months

@nkemu_nkemu Again, I have no clue what kinky is. Never heard of it in all my life

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@joe_sire

2 years

When you realize how short life is and how you're at your prime (which won't last forever), you'll want to define what really matters not only for now but also for the future. And when you do, I pray you have the courage to stick with it, inspite and despite.

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@joe_sire

2 years

Doye don dey drop hints small small, Una dey think say na work-related stuff.. Lmao. Baba don finally sequester one babe. King of counter🔥 Deft moves, lightening pace. Blitzkrieg ⚡⚡ Herman Goering sef no do reach. Even Don Fabrizio couldn't have seen this coming🤌🏾 My GOAT

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@joe_sire

4 years

Maybe they became better at parenting. They learnt what doesn't really matter... They learnt what things don't necessarily require much fussing about; Things that should just be allowed as childishness. They learnt about the power of Love in parenting. They became better parents

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@joe_sire

4 years

As a HO e get as dem go percuss you for morning meeting ehn, dem go come ask "wait, how many more weeks do you have with us?" If you like yourself, add like 3 more weeks to the actual value. Extend yourself by yourself. E get why

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@joe_sire

8 months

The moment you begin to accept "equality" rubbish IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP, that's where you begin to lose the plot. Men and women are different anatomically, physiologically, emotionally, mentally... Know that and know peace. Forget twitter talk for Elon Mosque

Phorever 🧸

@phorever99

8 months

Girl kicked her man out of the house He left, got home, switched off his phone and went to bed. She started running temperature. He went back. The behavior men accept from women, women can never accept it from men. Lmaooo

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@joe_sire

3 years

Mo stan bobo Lemuel yi sha. See as the guy dey disguise inside CNN video, speaking spri spri bri'ish engl'ish and all. You should see him arguing football inside TV room. You are a fraud maite, innit?🤣

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@joe_sire

4 years

"Omo" is a complete sentence.

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@joe_sire

2 years

What is most disappointing is that the people used to rig this election are not mercenaries imported from another country, they are NIGERIANS. Nigerians who experienced the past 8 years. Nigerians who have been holding 'prayers for the nation'. It hurts so much mahn

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@joe_sire

4 years

Have you met @justfeyifunmi ? Mans is here to just catch cruise, appreciate the female aesthetics and anatomy with particular interest in the external protuberances, flaunt hus dimples and spray random shots 😂. Him no too dey carry people matter for head laidat

ENITURN

@eniturn

4 years

Beardless smallie is the most peaceful tweep on this app.

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Monsieur Lapadite

@joe_sire

4 years

"I finished Bailey & Love right from my FOST YIAR. I told myself that I too con do it"

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