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@poetclem

7 months

Short answer 50k, long answer 100k, thread 200k. Thanks for your patronage

ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE

@_theladymo

7 months

Twitter doctors, does heat/hot weather cause any kind of sickness??? This weather is horrible😑

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@poetclem

7 months

So MBBS Umunna?

Fēndī

@IamEkene_

7 months

My dad is doctor who owns and runs his hospital for over 30 years+. I knew of these medical terminologies of cross matching genotypes and probabilities in my Jss1. I made notes about the functional unit of the kidney being the nephron that early in life. My elder brother is a

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@poetclem

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Mobolowon o 🤭✅

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@poetclem

7 months

Check well, his dad might be a professor of mathematics and his younger brother lectures maths in the US and his cousin studied statistics and he memorized the four figure table in JS1

Ivyn Sambo

@IvynSambo

7 months

I can’t believe I had a fight with a grown adult on why 9.5 is a larger number than 9.11 😭😭😭 A grown adult 😭😭😭 I blame the Minister of Education

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@poetclem

7 months

God coming through as usual. We done finally officially choose Psychiatry ooo🙌🏿

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@poetclem

7 months

Thank you very much for this question. Please refer to my rate card below for a virtual consultation

Oku

@oku_yungx

7 months

Please advice this lady

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@poetclem

7 months

This was one of the reasons I hated residency as a student. Most Regs and consos were mean because they had little outside medicine so they had to exert their relevance and authority in it any chance they got. The ones who had other interests were always so chill

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@AishaaaMarie

7 months

Many people do not have identities outside of their jobs

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@poetclem

7 months

Happy Sunday

𝐃𝐫 𝐁𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐩

@DrJohnBishop

7 months

Quote this with a pic of yourself on a Sunday outfit. The pic with the most likes by 7pm gets 30k.

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@poetclem

7 months

@_AsiwajuLerry We sef wan comot trenches🥺

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@poetclem

7 months

Primaries and residency- Processing Up next: JAPA and Marriage 🤲🏾

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@poetclem

5 months

That first “Chief” hit different. When you realize omooooo na you them Dey call for help now o

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@poetclem

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Ginger

@Gboye_Rave

7 months

Post a picture or video of you sitting down ??

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MBBS AwonEbi

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@poetclem

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Lost my old account, I’m back and cooking as usual, add up guys🤗💚✅

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@poetclem

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Ishowleck l Õmõ ìyá pùpá

@Ishow_leck

7 months

Bless us a with a picture of you smiling..

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@poetclem

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@PT_AbassAlesh How does he have rizz already???????? See this young man already biting eyes😭😭😭

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@imohcyril @Iam_Jacobeee One line answer 5k

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@poetclem

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friends that become celebrities and still stay friends >>>>> God when I blow make me sef no forget my people

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@poetclem

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Happy birthday @thatpoetclem

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@poetclem

7 months

You pick.

Kvng Jay 😷

@DrJohnAfam

7 months

4. Scrubs or Corporate?

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@poetclem

6 months

Humility and Service

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@poetclem

6 months

Cervical cancer and sexual health awareness outreach day!

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@poetclem

7 months

Doctor Clem aka Green, used to be the official sweet boy/college clown of #MedTwitter . Lost my old account at 1.4m followers, please follow me, I have new jokes I promise

Kvng Jay 😷

@DrJohnAfam

7 months

Hi Doctors!!! This is a tweet to connect and network Quote this tweet with a short bio so other Doctors can find you!!! #DoctorsHangout #TGIF

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@poetclem

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Adventures add ventures 🤭

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@NuJhayhne That’s why there’s @MachiCare

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@poetclem

7 months

You look good in green Chief…

Dr. Olawale Ogunlana

@olawalesmd

7 months

Refusing to look like the color of my problems 🙏🏽

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@poetclem

7 months

I passed my bar finals with first class!! This is the best valentine gift ever!!! Thank you Jesus! 😭🎉

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@poetclem

7 months

You look good in green, I bet Green will look good in you too 😍😍

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@jayne__MD

7 months

Yay green

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@poetclem

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@Dentalgiorgio And cult boys. You will think it’s not that bad until you maybe leave Lagos for those SW states

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@poetclem

6 months

My favorite health content providers every woman should be following: @enodamade cervical and breast cancer and @quintahealth @olawalesmd @aproko_doctor @the_beardedsina @osemagnum obs gynae @skinandall_ skincare And many more…

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Nwanyi Umuahia

@chioma_akobueze

6 months

Can I see your face cap photos?

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@Tabeetha_a @Kranegram @poetclem

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@poetclem

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@lidocaine_v2 There’s this Mood I enter when there’s no light, e be like depression

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@poetclem

6 months

Hmmmmn, Good question. Could be a very serious issue, and you should look into it. Consultation rates are in my pinned tweet

MumZee✨🇳🇬

@_DebbieOA

6 months

Good Morning Doctors on the TL. Please what is it called when it's not like you're excited or anything, but your heart suddenly beats very fast for like 5 seconds?

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@poetclem

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#NewProfilePic

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@poetclem

7 months

Unrelated but That’s the CEO of Moniepoint using an IPhone X, same phone some NYSC “ballers” clowned me for using, me that was out earning their yearly allowance

Black Girl Pilot! 🪄

@fummzzy

7 months

A full circle moment!✨ 6 years ago, I was privileged to work closely with Tosin (Founder and Group CEO, Moniepoint Inc) as his Executive Assistant before I changed career paths to aviation. Yesterday I got to fly him as his pilot to his business trip♥️. Then >> Now

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@poetclem

6 months

The same people that come out to say only women should be Gynaecologists. Lol. Nobody hates on female doctors like other females. I’ve seen it too many times

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@jayne__MD

6 months

@Ade_Yemmi One young lady entered consulting room, next thing she said was ‘all these young female doctors sef’. It was so bad (the tone she said it in) that her partner had to come back to apologize.

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@poetclem

7 months

I just bought purewater 2 for 100 Naira , Fela ooo, water done Dey get enemy ooo!!!

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@poetclem

6 months

House Officers with 0 years experience Dey collect 270, average junior MO na 300-350, 5-10 years is giving SR/Consultant, CONMESS 5, Green life Dey ment

Jobs with Aramide

@AramideOyekunle

6 months

Hiring: Medical Officer at Greenlife Hospital Salary: N270,000 Monthly. Location: Amuwo Odofin, Lagos Employment Type: Full-time Candidates should possess MBBS Degrees with 5 - 10 years relevant work experience. CV to: greenlifehospital02 @gmail .com using the Job Title as the

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@poetclem

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Miss.ayo.artss

@madamayo_

7 months

Mirror selfie anyone? 👀 👀

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@poetclem

7 months

On call but keep it stylish

JMB | the Ọgá HR

@MeetJMB

7 months

Brief says: 9-5er but make it fashionista. Quote this tweet with your most stylish picture 😍😍😍.

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@poetclem

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@MrIbitoye Na where man work e go chop o

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@poetclem

6 months

Don’t play! Emi okurin meje

Nigerian Doctor

@Nigerian_Doctor

6 months

Quote this with your photo that screams "mo fine pa" (I'm too fine). I want to see something.

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@poetclem

6 months

My favorite female health creators and influencers we should all follow and learn from: @DrZobo @healthertainer @nma_halliday @FEMMY466 @Nigerian_Doctor @skinandall_ @MedNorms And many more (my new account no Dey let me tag/find others😭) Add yours! #WomenInMedicine

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@rotilaw 2.5 m

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@poetclem

6 months

Everyone knows it’s diathermy

Oluwagee__

@ladi_jide

6 months

What is your favorite smell?

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@poetclem

7 months

Very true. It’s because we don’t tight anything to our chest. Psych is a humbling specialty, it’s core basis is listening to people’s stories (biographies), when you hear enough stories, you realize nothing Dey this life

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@ThecruiseDoc

7 months

Na why I love Psych be this, they are mostly chilled, anyone who isn’t chill is an aberration.

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@poetclem

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@TheIgboWolf Hashtag should be #freewolf , if we add igbo you go tey for there

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@poetclem

6 months

Cervical cancer and sexual health awareness outreach day!

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@poetclem

6 months

House officers are fully qualified medical doctors provisional licensed to practice under supervision for one year. They are usually the lowest cadre hence usually the most overworked, over exposed, over bullied, over harassed and underpaid. What is being done to them is unfair!

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@poetclem

5 months

Happy doctors day to me and my tireless colleagues, our efforts and labor will always be rewarded and never in vain

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@poetclem

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Hi @thatpoetclem , good to have you back

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@poetclem

7 months

These ones with my people @sharethyverse

nae ★

@trippybr4tz

7 months

🤭 yk that one pic from nearly a yr ago u still can’t let go of?

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@poetclem

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@nanyachukwuka Na him I drop so o

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@poetclem

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I finished HJ and could barely buy a new iPhone 11 then in 2020. 2024 I dare any HO to buy used iPhone 11 now. Same HJ people were buying cars and marrying with

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@poetclem

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30+ gen Z!

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Bought NGA jersey for 25k last December at a concert, it was a spur of the moment too wasted to bargain purchase and now Nigeria is in the final, 25k well spent

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@poetclem

6 months

I’m trending I dunno why…

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@Eso_hee

6 months

That Dr who comments on every attractive woman's photo, suggesting they look good in green and that green would look good on them too😩😅

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@poetclem

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@MrMekzy_ Walahi this kind thing Dey sweet

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@poetclem

6 months

Women are more prone to anxiety, depression, and somatic complaints. Depression is the most common mental health problem for women and suixide a leading cause of death for women. Women deserve best mental health care and support. #IWD is a good day to #choosementalhealth

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@poetclem

7 months

The reward for hard work is more work, tissuing is the most important skill you need to learn

✯𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐆, 𝐌𝐃

@Dr_youngy

7 months

Okay my Seniors, Medical Elders and Chiefs, please quote or reply this with some #SurvivingHousejob tips Abeg😭🙏🏽

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@poetclem

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Doctors on the TL, please I recently noticed that I am feeling lonely and old a lot of recent, please what can I use to find a god fearing smart sexy baddie for something serious?

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@poetclem

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I opened this woman’s fridge and see chicken everywhere, you guys, I think my mother has start yahoo

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@poetclem

6 months

You look astonishing in green, I bet Green will look better as your last name too

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@faree_for_real

6 months

Eating my cake and having it literally

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@poetclem

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You look stunning in green, I bet Green will look stunning in you too

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@poetclem

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Knock knock Who’s there? Temi Temi who? Temi who made it possible? Your mama? Your papa? Girl you too fine eh,

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@mayowaaaaaah

7 months

Knock knock Who’s there? Dide Dide who ? Dide is bright! It’s bright and clear oooooh happy dayyyy

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@poetclem

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Ibadan fine sha and always looks like a nice city but UCH looks too stressful walahi, you and who go Dey climb these stairs?

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@poetclem

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@Nigerian_Doctor Sharing details of my patient is usually tasking because of my specialty, but this week I realized I’m an awesome doctor and a good fit for psychiatry because of how I was able to connect with a young patient and find out his reason for poor compliance and adherence to treatment

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@poetclem

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On my former. On my current

. $QBX

@roye_plug3

7 months

WHAT’S YALL MOST VIEWED TWEET??

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@poetclem

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Bro come do for doctors abeg, we are hungry

THE KINE 🌕🖤

@asher_kine

7 months

had no idea she took off her shoes. 😂

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@poetclem

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Doctors on the TL, please where can I swap IPhone X with small radiator problems for brand new IPhone 14 pro max, I’m ready to add 100k and ingrained passion

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@poetclem

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I was really favoured in this state omoooo, the lines fell in pleasant places, this was a very beautiful experience of growth and peace. So grateful to this place and the people for this period of my life💚🤲🏾

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@poetclem

6 months

Clinical leadership roles (Chief Reg/Chief HOs) in Nigeria healthcare? No extra pay, more work, more insults, more stress. I strongly do not recommend

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@Poeticmedic1

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@poetclem surgery HOD here was throwing curses at the chief registrar because the SR supervising our A&E call wasn't around😭😭😭😭😭 better better insult o

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@poetclem

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Again, know a little about a lot instead of a lot about a little ❗️

efoya⚕️

@jayy_ayofe

6 months

Medical school 101:

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@poetclem

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A week as a punishment. An idiot HO didn’t show up for his call, I was punished because I was SHO, the HO wasn’t even spoken to (the guy was useless sha so nobody engages him). The SR that punished me na my guy but e fuck up sha. That’s why I NEVER take clinical leadership roles

Kvng Jay 😷

@DrJohnAfam

6 months

7. What is the longest no of hours you've been on call ?

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@poetclem

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Post partum issues including depression and psychosis which can result in harm to infant are real and irrespective of age. Women have such challenges need kindness, understanding and professional care not mockery and stigma. #choosementalhealth for new mothers

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@buckeyebettie

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People oftentimes say that females are the nurturers. This doesn’t look very nurturing to me. 😢

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“Not pale, Afebrile, anicteric, acyanosed”

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@poetclem

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Atilo Atide, Adupe fun Olorun, thank God for journey mercies and a very very fruitful journey 🙌🏿

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@poetclem

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Starting afresh is not easy but YES YOU CAN!

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@poetclem

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Chance of infection is low, still #choosepsychiatry

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@MOtales27

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I knew psychiatry was not for me, the day a patient ( positive for HBV, HIV) spat in my face..... I used bleach as facial cleanser that day....

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@poetclem

7 months

Banter aside, @MachiCare is here for all your health needs and health answers at the tip of your fingers.

MachiCare Connects

@MachiCare

7 months

Know and believe that each healthy step you take is making a difference in YOUR life-- which is the best part! Take a step today with MachiCare🎈🎁

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@poetclem

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What are you saying? It’s the specialty of the future 😂😂😂. Drug abuse at an all time high, too many psychological and social stressors, when people realize that the quacks and scammers and churches aren’t doing much, they come to the professionals

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@Cadi_BSM_

7 months

Unpopular opinion but psychiatry is one of those specialities that will disappear in this decade or the next The world causes a lot of psychological issues that cannot be talked through

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@poetclem

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Does Jesus know that you all are selling the bread he multiplied for 2k in Ekiti?

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@poetclem

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@lidocaine_v2 Na Kyle XY

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@JenchatAvezan Very untrainable

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@poetclem

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Prayer is even part of the problem. Cases are under diagnosed here in Nigeria. Most people on the spectrum are tagged possessed and prayed for instead of getting care. Of course these things can’t be missed there

God's Daughter

@OBlezzings

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@_Nursepreneur Just become more prayer in the Uk and follow up your kids closely, getting involved in their lives more. When science can't explain something, there is a spiritual answer. There are some things that science can even answer that has spiritual roots. This problem is spiritual, it

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@poetclem

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It’s a good day to #choosementalhealth

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@poetclem

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80% PCV? How was the blood flowing? 2pints at once? Were you trying to kee yourself?

Presh

@IamPresh90

7 months

In 2010, I was in my third year in the uni. There was this babe I was chasing, she only showed me yellow lights. We talked every day, I made it duty to text her every morning at 6am. I was using a Nokia 1600 then, so I scheduled the messages ahead and before I even woke up,

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@poetclem

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So NYSC in Lagos is not so rosy afterall, and I was moving heaven and earth and threatening state cordinator and ministry of health to let me go😭😭😭 Thank God them no gree o because this has been one year of sweet vibes and soft life🤭

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@poetclem

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My gross NYSC earnings was higher than my HJ pay🤭 I was collecting like 3 fat wages and many other unofficial incentives for agreeing to stay🤭

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@poetclem

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So NYSC in Lagos is not so rosy afterall, and I was moving heaven and earth and threatening state cordinator and ministry of health to let me go😭😭😭 Thank God them no gree o because this has been one year of sweet vibes and soft life🤭

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@poetclem

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Frank Netter. The art bruv, the art 🤤

Kvng Jay 😷

@DrJohnAfam

7 months

16. What historical medical figure do you admire most and why?

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@poetclem

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If you followed my old account, our god of twitter took it, I’m squatting here for now and obviously still a troublemaker, please follow me, I follow back

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@poetclem

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Happy doctors day to my VC Sir, my oga @ojayfemi , my guy @ThecruiseDoc , my sugar mommy @Nigerian_Doctor , my love @KarenWhyt , my future doctor and boo @MikunAbati , my chiefs and models @aproko_doctor @olawalesmd @the_beardedsina @DrJohnAfam and so many of my good friends here

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@poetclem

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The emotional, psychological, social, financial, physical burden of being a mother at any stage usually has deep reaching effects on the mind and well being Mother is golden and needs all the love, attention, support and care. #MothersDay is a good day to #choosementalhealth 🤱🏾

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@poetclem

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Iwobi are you sure you’re the blood of Okocha?

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@poetclem

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200k followers 🎁🎈 Thank you guys🤗 @ThecruiseDoc @DrJohnAfam @Nigerian_Doctor @_blackaroni_ @FEMMY466 @reachajibade

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@poetclem

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Me sef go born poet o

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@poetclem

7 months

The only thing that used to concern me with valentine is that it’s the day I get to share my love poems but now I’m a retired poet, it’s just another Wednesday to #choosementalhealth I’ll be on call awwwwwwning for you guys

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@poetclem

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@Nigerian_Doctor Chief, there’s a lot of falsehood here o. Psy is the most mentally stressful, my drug use history is average 4 pages, I spend hours clerking one patient, patient problems can mirror your life sometimes stressing you, occupational hazards choke, patient can rush you anytime

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@poetclem

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You guys we can do 10k today, let’s follow up and retweet for my mutuals to find me

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