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Good Afternoon Hunters.

19 they/them
Joined October 2022
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
The worst part about being a vampire is that I cannot eat this
@breadlover5000
bread posting
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garlic bread
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
Kill them with kindness? WRONG!!! bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
What's a vampire opinion that'll get you like this?
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
@BohemianMars ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
WOAHHH banger tweet guys here's my full legal name: Florbius Dingle Smorf III
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
1. The romance is so forced, like one of the guy characters accuses Wednesday of giving him mixed signals even tho she seems to not give two shits about him 2. This fucker literally looks like a pvz zombie
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
She/her but in a scary, fucked up and evil way
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
This is where I sleep
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
10 months
Blood doesn't exist, what are y'all adding to this?
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
AMERICANS DONT NEED TO BE INVITED TO OTHERS HOMES????????? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
I am vampire_ posting and I love bisexuals.
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
10 months
Eating a burger
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Vampire yaoi
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
10 months
Hey man they're sucking you on vampire twitter idk if you saw
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
9 months
*blatant misogyny* "He was cooking"
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
I'm now 1,000,019 years old
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
9 months
If this fucker thinks her legs are hairy, they'd probably loose their minds if they saw mine
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Two very different opinions
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
What's a vampire opinion that'll get you like this?
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
I'm soooooooooo drunkkkkkkk Dracula........... @draculaaa
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
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@autismpills
โšฅ WEIRD VAL ๐Ÿ‰
11 months
of course you have side burns and pronouns
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
@super_rockmanV TRUEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Garlic is bad
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@alienpostingg
aรซgybab ๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Xรซrp dud flyblesna papwo
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Can y'all stop saying that vampire say "bleh bleh bleh"? It's a seriously harmful stereotype, we do NOT say "bleh bleh bleh".
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Would you rather have a Gay gnome son Or Wizard thot daughter
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
What should I be for Halloween (dont say vampire)
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
Vampiric activities
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
Drop ur neopronouns here I want to make a neopronoun masterlist !!!
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
9 months
@autismpilIed Bro didn't get visited by the t4t fairy so he never got to experience the joy and whimsy of being t4t,,,, what a shame.....
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Me biting another victim (I am a vampire)
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@NothingPosting
Nothing
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๏ธŽ ๏ธŽ ๏ธŽ ๏ธŽ ๏ธŽ ( ๏ธŽ )
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Is it????
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Miles... the hardest thing about being a vampire is that you can't eat garlic bread anymore
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@clxdyz_2_2
clouds
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Milesโ€ฆ the hardest thing about being a music nerd is that the best artists never drop
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
VAMPIRE_POSTING SUPPORT LGBT WHY WHY WHY ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Interaction bait be like Retweet for silly guy :33 SCROLL IF YOU HURT PUPPIES AND DO CRIME ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
10 months
@autismpills Heartbreaking: person with DID actually realizes what their trauma is and wasn't faking it this whole time ๐Ÿ’” (Me)
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
Do I need to know anything about adventure time in order to watch fionna and cake???
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
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@Roomerangpostin
Incorrect Roomerang ๐Ÿ 
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100% the first time i've tweeted this mhm yep
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
I JUST SAW @alienpostingg EAT A BAR OF DEODORANT ON CALL????
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
27K LIKES WTF????
@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
The worst part about being a vampire is that I cannot eat this
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Vampires are number 1 gay monster
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
What's bugbo?? /gen
@youtooz
youtooz
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1 like and we make bugbo
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
9 months
Most liked comment I'll get a tattoo of
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
May I come in
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Sorry i've been inactive, I gave birth to my sweet baby boy. Welcome to life my sweet Garfeldi canโ€™t wait until youโ€™re old enough so you can understand the meaning behind your special nameโ€ฆ
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
@autismpills 57 but you use your transgender powers to stay young
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Can any transfems confirm this is true?
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Guys all vampires being queer isn't a hot take, I've seen so many reply saying straight vampires don't exist, I know they don't but it's not a hot take!!!!
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
Should I follow back and make this fans day?
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
10 months
VAMPIRE POSTING MOMENT
@hourIyhoroscope
astrology bot
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libra, if you were a monster, you'd be a vampire.
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
WAIT TWITTERS BEING CALLED X??? Bro can not get his mind off her, huh?
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
9 months
Hey fellow adults, can y'all stop doing this, like just log out of ur 18+ account or something
@bee3shyu
Shaya ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ๐Ÿ‰ โ€ข
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This happens ALOT
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Vampirically kicking my feet rn :3
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
Do you remember when you joined twitter? No you don't it was before I was vampire posting
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
9 months
Bad
@witheredsol
โœถ cream cheese bagel ๐Ÿพ
9 months
autistics (and other friends), how do we feel about this spoon?
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
I WAS JUST AT 1.5K WHY AM I AT 2.2K??????
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
He was forced to eat garlic bread
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@clxdyz_2_2
clouds
1 year
he was forced to use an amazon balisong
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
MORTALS AND FELLOW VAMPS HELP PLS!!!!!
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
Can I beat Val in followers?
@autismpills
โšฅ WEIRD VAL ๐Ÿ‰
11 months
stop ... un...FOLLOWING ME!!! growls im trying to get to 4.9k
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Body reveal
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@hyrule_posting
Hyrule ๐Ÿ”บ๏ธ Posting (๐Ÿ’ค arc)
1 year
body reveal
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Good omen of banban: security bob
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Vampire posting 1k finger reveal
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
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@GOATWIZURRD
parker๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ(goat irl)
1 year
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Alright Vampires, give me your posting nightmare blunt rotation!!
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
9 months
Imagine if... one of my mutuals retweeted this tweet
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@Vampire_Posting
Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
9 months
The good omens fans have lost it.
@playingeasyy
clark / mat โ˜”๏ธ๐Ÿ‰
9 months
this kind of looks like the aziracrow kiss
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Nvm decide to make it something really cool :D
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
How TF do I make this fit my banner??????
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
This makes a lot of sense actually!!
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
What is with vampires in media and being twinks?
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
All vampires are lactose intolerant
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
9 months
The botting problem is actually so fucking bad.
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH JUMBO JOSH
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
MORTALS ITS TIME!!! MAKE HASTE!!!!!!
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Mirror pic!! I think I look great today mortals!! Thoughts?
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
I hope I'm not just a posting gimmick to y'all but also the most loser vampire you've ever met :3
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
IM IN HERE??????
@shawiz_posting
crystal meth wizard government
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
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@Weedlord_Boner I HOPE THIS WINS ACTUALLY
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
I stayed up all night watching the good place now it's the only thing I can think of
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Vampires are gay Especially me
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
Oh that's my deadname posted by a mutual with out them knowing...
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
Ikea should just give out free blรฅhaj's for pride month next year
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
I do not care for vampires
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
This was stolen by the very cool youtuber @saltydkdan
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
David tennant after @autismpills gets to him or something idk
@EverythingOOC
Everything Out Of Context
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Who is this? ๐™ฌ๐™ง๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ฌ๐™š๐™ง๐™จ ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™ก๐™ฎ
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
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If we beat paw in followers I'll face reveal
@autismpills
โšฅ WEIRD VAL ๐Ÿ‰
11 months
FIVE THOUSAND FOLLOWERS????? WAIT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
It's almost Halloween my fellow vampires
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
Ouran high school host club
@kyoruyeye
avary ๐Ÿค
11 months
growing up is realizing a lot of the anime you watched and loved as a kid is actually problematic af so youโ€™re stuck between exposing yourself with defending it or hating on it with everyone elseโ€ฆ
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
I love men.
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
11 months
@autismpills Bros just hungry let him eat !!!!!
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Slayer Posting ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‰
1 year
RAHHHH VAMPIRES ARE GAY
@gghostpostingg
GHOST POSTING !!
1 year
RAHHHH GHOSTS ARE GAY
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@Vampire_Posting
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@autismpills I agree honestly, we need to eat and the rich and evil arent really too available...
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@Vampire_Posting
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If I win I'll face reveal to prove I'm the hottest
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