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4 years

Shakespeare is overrated. Did Romeo ever stay up all night for 3 nights sitting by the water south east of Payon talking to a girl in Ragnarok online, just for her to never sign on again? Don't talk to me about tragedy.

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@cerealbans Fritz built different

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@vomitsspit @mu2h0000 This is actually the most honest answer

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@JessePawn @LeaMaric Then what's going on here

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@OrwellNGoode Just another day in the UK

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@sanctifid Imagine having such nice eyes and just fucking ruining yourself instead

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@Bignibbabuck69 You forgot one

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@AnDragon_11 @JordanBVide0s They are brown now

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4 years

@doraadaoraa @moschinodorito I honestly can't tell if this post is ironic.

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@1776pilled @PublicAnthony Tiktok is /b/ for zoomers. There is a lot of based accounts, and some neat life hacks/lost knowledge.

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2 years

@Spinachbrah Sit them on a tractor, and the comments would've been real different

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@420_seeker @IgnacioBrooks91 @WomenPostingLs Japan is pretty full, we are very gracious for your offer, but we will also take a hard pass. India can take this one.

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@LegsPunished @ErnestoDeoleo @WomenPostingLs If you're having sex with someone who is not in love with you, you get what you deserve.

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@PartARican @venmo4feet The most fucked up thing about this take is people using Pandora.

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@aIIegoricaI @SolBrah I came here to say it's gay

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@shooter72244165

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@EuroHegemonist The future comes up faster than you think

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@YOJIMBO_KING This is why you should never tip. These people are subhuman and will complain no matter how much your tip.

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2 years

The only milk truck driver that matters is the one that delivers to your house The phattest ass is the one on your couch The pinkest nipple is the one in your mouth When you find your wife, you'll know from the start The real gorilla grip is the one in your heart

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3 years

@hyperreal_voc @4HourL What a time to be alive

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3 years

@SandpiperFax @parallaxoptics Do people know woman can just make breastmilk? Like it's free.

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2 years

@120Gigs @mudevol People literally wrote out the rules to the internet, and that is one of them

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3 years

The rise of the poly relationships as we see them today was the natural evolution of girls who were downstream of attractive joining guilds in MMOs back in the early 2000's, where they would date their way through the leadership, and oversee the eventual downfall of said guild.

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@718Tv Just in time for the new audience

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2 years

When you have a nice hat and someone mentions it, and you feel nice

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3 years

@renaultfailure The real secret about working in a restaurant is to find the waitress who likes to eat, and feed her. You can compound this by leaving out deserts in a back prep area where there is less foot traffic, and she can sneak a piece. In a couple of months you'll see some real progress.

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3 years

The fashion trends of the modern female were laid out in 1999

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@Vantablack_Mind @Giotthy @Dazrick18JOE @gaysex42O This mf crying about cod like it was his personal Vietnam

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4 years

@sandlebar_kit @imwhitepilled Wait for the signal

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3 years

This is my ideology

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2 years

"I still think baneposting is funny"

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@run_skynet_exe @Americazlad Asking the real questions

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@ara_hagopian @renaultfailure

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@VenomTrump @gw33n_tea @sexyran69 The day before the wedding

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3 years

@718Tv Remember when they found that compound in New Mexico, where they were training kids to do school shootings.

Feds Indict 5 New Mexico Compound Residents On Terrorism And Gun Charges

The search for a missing child led to a raid of a rural compound and the grisly discovery of 11 emaciated children. Their relatives were training to attack U.S. personnel, federal authorities say.

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2 years

The greatest artists are underappreciated in their own time

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@folyqe @MKUltraMoney Whatever cruel fates you've suffered in life, you deserve worse.

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@BreastMilkEnjyr

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@kone_epik @dumbestboy543 @chasemx76 @downbadpatrol

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Zoomer detective who just found a lead on the big case: "Better put on a pot of rockstar, it's gonna be a long night"

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@Thisway100 @ARSONDOER

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2 years

Yeah, I read philosophy

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4 years

@NE0GRIT @FORTUNATECULT keep the eggs, just give me the milk

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The end goal of accelerationism is to finally put your highschool crush in that 'last man on earth' scenario.

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3 years

@lndian_Bronson It's not about the cancer, it's about sending a message

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3 years

@jokesdepartment ftfy king

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@negativexpog

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@CaliShirogane The panda was a just cryptid in the 1800s. Experts didn't believe in herbavore bears.

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@SuburbanJihadi Why is her voice so deep?

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4 years

@DarihanaNova What did she mean by this?

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@Nyaranyar @SandpiperFax @parallaxoptics You can pump, and bottle it. And very very few people have those complications.

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@dieyoungdumbone @funkktion Because he is constantly toasting your success?

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3 years

@shillingster @GraduatedBen Breastmilk

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@HolbeckDavid @OldPolTweets Sorry about your homosex. I'll pray for your soul.

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@jamestwattwit @ComradeToguro Porn brain infects every aspect of life

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3 years

Generation alpha will recognize all your favorite characters from all the franchises you adored growing up, but they will only know them as a skin on fortnite

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Me: Morality is subjective. There's no good or bad guys in reality, it's all about where you're standing. Things aren't black or white, only shades of grey. The child watching Power Rangers in the waiting room: But mister she just blew up that truck! Me: Yeah but, look at her

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@Hengist78441583 Flavor country is back on the menu, boys

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@netflixandvril The real race war

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@StMatthewTrades @Shauncat @troll_lege The monkey's paw of the internet

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@MysteryGrove Guy has a podcast called the fedpost, and then went on about how he got the Vax, "Because we're all going to have to get it anyway".

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@kranchlover69 @BackwoodsTwink The greatest tragedy of this story is that she gained no titties. Truly these are perilous times.

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@shitbiscuit Bringing the hits

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@_Sowellsista_ ftfy

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@CyrusOfHearts @coldhealing @RobertWringhim This mf working for big plastic

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2 years

@ojandora @4chanGreen You can just say you date dudes

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@Highly_kxzde @TAttucks @PatrickLoller I wish that was true

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@custardloaf

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1 year

Everything is your fault

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4 years

@Yitzhakshlomi This girl has for sure drunk made out with at least three close female friends in her life.

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4 years

@noteableyfood The milk truck you see on display in this ad is not in the article whatsoever. It's a waste of your time. Just google Jordan Carver, and thank me later.

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Erections only exist if you believe in them

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2 years

@yungdiscodrip

RJ 🇺🇸

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2 years

This why u gotta work out as a man cause God forbid you get folded by some n1gga that’s fucking your daughter I would genuinely rope

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1 year

Standing at the pearly gates, while St. Peter meticulously reviews your league of legends replays

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3 years

@folyqe @MKUltraMoney You really gonna flex about your bus pass?

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@asukahomo This mf vaccinated

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@GLRY_HVY Wtf I love mma now

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@TMZ @TooFab

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Somewhere along the way all the cute scene girls got replaced with e-girls, and everything has been fucked since.

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@judgeholden777 @AnglesonWalter @techceopepe @1eyenorth What color are your nipples? This is important for the argument.

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I used to think the Third Reich was a tyranny That's my people in those pictures, why they look so free?

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3 years

@arcticmenace @squirreljawns In the age of our grandfathers, the pretty rocks were rare finds earned through hard labor. Here in the age of plenty, when precious stones can be conjured into existence by lab coats, the rarest gem is a marriageable woman.

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These less than attractives found they could lead the drama, and attention filled lives of pretty girls, by coming into a nerd space. Sure the prospects were less than ideal, but they could be the center of attention they always wanted to be.

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The common use of the term partner is a cope for people in long-term relationships over 30 too embarrassed to admit they aren't married

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4 years

Dinosaurs is one of many fabrications created to sell 'science' to young children. They were pushed by charlatans like Bill Nye in the 90's, along with space and volcanos, to help create the cult of 'I fucking love science' we know today.

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dinosaurs are reddit

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2 years

@darkagezeal If your gf can do math, that's your bf

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@idealvilli @Gabrielviteri17 Let's see that first row of kids get a victory royale

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1 year

@Babygravy9 >woman posts a video about how she's not okay >guy reposts it with that caption Look at my right wing influencers dawg

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@TheJokwin @LegsPunished @ErnestoDeoleo @WomenPostingLs If one person doesn't know it's loveless is the problem, and in almost every case one sides doesn't feel it's loveless. My point here was, if you feel emotions for the person you shouldn't be having sex with them unless you know. Otherwise you deserve your suffering.

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The whiteness of your spirit shines through the prism of your heart, and comes out pink at the nipples

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