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@ballinger

8 months

Yep with these sunglasses I’ll fit riiiight in. Nobody will suspect a thing. Just a regular dude. Nothing to see here, folks.

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3 years

Do you think IU fans would hate Jaden Ivey so much if they knew his mom coached at their favorite football school?

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3 years

Hard to beat a team 10 times in a row I've always said that

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2 years

Staring someone in the eyes and shoving them in the chest when they reach to catch a ball is LITERALLY the definition of pass interference

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2 years

My 3yo daughter just said this: Daddy why is Zach Edey being persecuted for being tall? He is a great player with good court vision, he passes very well and not just for a big man. He developed his left hand making his right even more lethal. 20 yrs ago he would be drafted 1:1!

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7 years

Purdue Fan: Can’t wait to watch my alma mater beat IU today! IU Fan: Purdue lost would Western Kentucky this year and in 1940 we beat Duquesne who beat Western Kentucky and BANNER! Purdue Fan: Nice. Well IU lost to IPFW this year which is where you went sooo....

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4 years

@BarstoolBigCat as a father myself, there is absolutely nothing better than a good plaque when exploring an unknown city or attraction. I'll stop and read 100% of the time.

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6 years

For the record, I got into Purdue the old fashioned way - applied to the business school, got denied but accepted into communications program.

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5 years

Topical meme inbound

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2 years

Only way to start the year. #ThanksBigCat @BarstoolBigCat

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6 years

Purdue has beaten more ranked teams than Alabama this season so idk take that for what it's worth

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7 years

#memelord

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6 years

Powerful.

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3 years

If there are any Notre Dame fans (preferably a dad) in Broomfield CO aged 32-35 who would like to fight (like gentlemen) before kickoff I'll be at Northmoor Park in about 15 minutes. Bring your kids to cheer us on. No shots to the head or face.

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1 year

So cool that every D1 program in the state had a player drafted. That's how you grow the game. #football #GrowTheGame #GrowCorn

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Indiana colleges with 2023 NFL draft picks Purdue: 5 Notre Dame: 3 Ball State: 1

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6 years

You hate to see what is happening to this storied IU program these past few weeks. Just really hate to see it.

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6 years

Are we really going to get all riled up over something Dan Dakich says his sources say? I vote no. #Resist

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5 years

I waited in line for 40 minutes to get into Costco today before it opened. A guy a couple spots ahead of me went straight to the concessions and got himself a slice. I've never respected anybody more

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5 years

“Using unnatural movements” is the most Purdue penalty ever

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6 years

People forget @RMos_8Ball was Rondale Moore with worse coaching

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1 year

Back in the day we used to have to sprint up that hill - now they’re making a tunnel through it. Kids are soft these days. Sad!

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1 year

A current look at #Purdue 's Tiller Tunnel construction project.

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7 years

Wisconsin struggling early. And also after early

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3 years

Well Purdue will still always have that team that went to the Rose Bowl in 2000 we can celebrate every year. Can’t take that from us.

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4 years

@WRBolen Roas, pls stop sharing ur opinion on n e thing that matters. Im here 4 weed and fart jokes. Pls stick to sports. Thnx

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10 years

I'm excited to see the rings the IU players get for losing to Purdue twice in the same year

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2 years

Oh no…

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@ballinger

6 years

I legitimately thought Coach Hope was calling the A's vs Yankees Wild Card game tonight

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6 years

*Michigan and Ohio State play today* Brain: Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Dont say it Me: IF OHIO STATE WINS PURDUE SHOULD BE IN THE 4 SEED IN THE PLAYOFFS

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@ballinger

6 years

Purdue hasn't won a national championship in men's basketball since Amelia Earhart went missing. At this point you gotta start thinking curse.

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@ballinger

5 years

I’m sure you guys have had an inter squad scrimmage at some point

HuskGuys

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5 years

Purdue is far and away the worst team we have played this year. They are playing entirely with 3rd and 4th string players. We absolutely have to find a way to win this game or this entire program will be cancelled.

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6 years

Me: And sometimes I call them CRAPpuccinos because of what happens after you drink them Priest: Again, that's weird but not necessarily a sin

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5 years

Ok. Well. That's an improvement at least.

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5 years

Not ideal

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4 years

Well Purdue fans, it’s October 23 and the Boilers are still undefeated. Remember to take a deep breath today and just bask in this feeling.

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6 years

Whoever says Dan Dakich is a good announcer should be fired. I don't care if they're an executive at ESPN, a teacher or a real estate agent. I want them fired.

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@ballinger

5 years

Purdue fans right now

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13 years

Interesting Sports Fact: when the Chicago Cubs start 1-0 or 0-1 they have gone on to not win a World Series for the past 103 years.

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4 years

@twistedhistory @LargeBarstool @Johnny_LBI @AnneMcCarthy @thejeffvibbert @barstoolsports The doctor was the mom

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6 years

Purdue is 2-0 since I got a new hat so, idk take that for what it's worth.

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@ballinger

7 years

Congrats to the Boilers on the bowl game and season! Can't believe it's been 6 years. BOILER UP!!!

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5 years

Not ideal

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6 years

This announcer is clearly not a Purdue fan. He's out here acting like Purdue can't blow this lead. Every real Purdue fan knows not to trust anything. Ever.

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@ballinger

6 years

Important life announcement:

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@ballinger

5 years

I think we can all agree the real victims of this Purdue/Illinois game are the long snappers

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2 years

I’m shook. I don’t know what to tell her. Literal tears in my eyes. How do I explain this to her?

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@ballinger

5 years

$15 million to be a Purdue fan because we're constantly beating ourselves? Done.

Dave “Softy” Mahler

@Softykjr

5 years

If I offered you $15 million CASH, would you switch your sports allegiance to your hated rival(Seahawks fans become 49er fans, UW fans become Oregon fans, etc)??

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6 years

Shocking that the guy who stopped the game and rolled around the court because he was hurt but went right back in used that move to get Cline out

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@ballinger

5 years

As a guy who almost exclusively held his helmet for the entirety of his football career that ended like 8 years ago, I know they are pretty heavy and I cannot condone Myles Garrett's actions at this time. Thank you.

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@ballinger

5 years

Purdue turning it on just at the right time. You want to he hot going into the playoffs. #CFBPlayoff

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@ballinger

12 years

ND fans: its a new day, the sun has risen! Take comfort in knowing you still have your degree from Notre Dame. JK none of you went there

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@ballinger

7 years

My dude @benmakowski_LS with the grab!! Living the Long Snapper dream!!

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2 years

"The real Elf on the Shelf is the Patriot Act." - @PFTCommenter What an incredible throw away line.

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6 years

At Purdue football

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8 months

Shout out @FordTipton for posting this photo of this totally normal guy. I stole this photo from him but in my defense, it’s just some random in sunglasses.

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2 years

O’Connell’s unbelievably bad pick 6 there reminds of my our quarterback junior year of high school when we only won 1 game all year. He sucked. (He was me)

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@ballinger

6 years

If you're a stranger at my gym and you see me and think, "I wonder if that guy would like to have a conversation," I assure you I do not.

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2 years

I know this is looser talk but if we had O’Connell, Jones, Karalaftis, Moore Kerrigan, Orton, Woodson and Alstott this would be a different game.

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@ballinger

11 months

There is simply no way this was 15 years ago. I was on that team and I'm only 25. 27 tops.

Big Ten Football

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𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭! 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺! 🗣️🎙️ #OTD 1️⃣5️⃣ years ago, @BoilerFootball drew up a hook and lateral to top Michigan, 48-42, in the final seconds.

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5 years

Worth Noting: Number 2 overall pick Nick Bosa recorded ZERO tackles when Purdue and ohio state played this year. Dominating performance by the Boilers all around.

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@ballinger

11 years

Purdue students, you don't actually HAVE to go to class. Look at me I never did and I'm 25 and got like 90 bucks #weather

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5 years

Wow. This is what it's all about, folks. Two teams battling it out in the late November frozen mud and muck and heading to overtime. If Purdue wins they go to the National Championship. If IU wins they are still the worst ever and I hate them

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@ballinger

4 years

@Joel_v2 @clubtrillion Mark dunked in middle school, Joel.

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@ballinger

6 years

Sorry Purdue fans, IU also made it to the final 8 in their respective post season basketball tournament this year. Always the little brother.

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@ballinger

5 years

4 years ago I would have thought this tweet was from The Onion

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5 years

#Purdue 3-point favorite vs TCU

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7 years

@kristindonnelly Your bio literally says "interested in news that's not junk"

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@ballinger

6 years

The Boilers may have to run the table if they want any shot at the playoffs #CFB #CFBplayoffs @Bama

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6 years

Dude if I have a son born in March I'm going to name him Chad so when he's in college he can throw frickin birthday ragers and call them "March Chadness." Chad is going to be so sick

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4 years

1 like and I'll do it

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6 years

I've watched a few MSU games growing up and I'm also a Purdue fan so I know exactly how this one ends...

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6 years

LETS NOT FORGET:: Drew Brees: all-time passing leader, 0 Little Caesar's Pizza Bowl victories. Brees has never been able to win the big one, folks.

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10 years

These damn kids in the airport with their iPads. You know what I got when we went on vacation? 7 people in a van with no air conditioning.

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7 years

Gets 'em every time

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6 years

Rondale Moore: pretty good

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8 years

Marriage update: my wife and I are now fighting because I won't give her my jacket. Sorry babe. Members Only. I don't make the rules.

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3 years

Not usually a numbers guy but I’m a huge @adam_ballinger guy

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4 years

Pick 3

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4 years

Last night I drank two and a half glasses of wine and ordered a washer and dryer online

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@ballinger

4 years

@ForePlayPod @BarstoolTrent How does every single PGA rules official look exactly like this guy?

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@ballinger

3 years

It was an honor to talk to the boys! Go Tigers.

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3 years

Thanks to @ballinger for coming back and addressing the team ahead of our game against Southern Wells! #FAMILY #EEE

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6 years

"Yeah but..." -IU fans

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6 years

. @bama u up?

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7 years

New tinder pic @benmakowski_LS

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7 years

Take a look at the fantastic images captured by our photographers at yesterday's @BoilerFootball game at Northwestern: 📷

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3 years

@hen_ease @kellyinvegas Nothing says confidence like carrying two old drivers

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4 years

Has anybody ever called them "I Used to be good"? If not, dibs. #banners

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4 years

Wow another year of not being drafted in the NFL. That makes 9 years in a row. I don’t even know why I pay my agent anymore. Feels like I should give up the dream tbh

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2 years

Shout out @adam_ballinger for the St. Patrick’s Day fit. Head over to and use code “Threesus” for 0% off and just support #Local #Art

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@ballinger

8 years

THE ORIGIONAL BAD BOY OF AVERAGE BLOGGING IS BACK AND PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS EVER

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12 years

The best part about Texas is there are no Notre Dame fans who never went to college or IU fans who went to Ball State.

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9 years

My fiancée is defending Olivia right now so I have to break up with her, right? #TheBachelor

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6 years

Boilers by infinity

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2 years

@HammerAndRails Hey kids do you like football? Great! Now what if we told you that you could watch it from even farther away? Pretty rad, right!!??

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2 years

A lot of you out there thought I wouldn’t eat three (3) sausage egg and cheese McMuffins add hash brown this morning, a lot of you were wrong.

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1 year

Not a hater but I do want Notre Dame to lose every football game for the remainder of my life. Again, not a hater. #NotAHater

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4 years

The most impressive sports feat is 1000% hands down, hockey announcing.

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6 years

NEVER ANY DOUBT

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8 years

Kyle Schwarber with that chin growth looks like every guy my age who lives in my hometown of Bluffton, Indiana

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@ballinger

11 years

Purdue Football never gave up on me even when it probably should have, so you know I'm going to ride until I die with that team!

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3 years

Trey Galloway looks like a police sketch of a guy that goes to IU

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4 years

@DonnieDoesWorld @NjTank99 @nickturani A Frank and Nick team on an Amazing Race style show is what America needs. No, scratch that, it’s what the world needs.

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4 years

Oops! We did it again. - Britney but also us

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