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Ross Bolen

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On this week’s @ClamsAndCockles ( #1 House of the Dragon podcast in the realm), we recap and discuss the insanity of Sunday’s episode. #HouseoftheDragon Watch on YouTube: Apple Podcasts: Listen on Spotify:

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I would punt this child 50 yards.

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Imagine missing your connecting flight because Jacob Sartorius is making a TikTok when everyone is trying to get off the plane

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Houstonians currently being forced to check power outages on the Whataburger app. This is America.

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The Whataburger app works as a power outage tracker, handy since the electric company doesn't show a map. Still nearly 1.9 million power outages.

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Deshaun Watson is either a legit sexual predator or this is one of the most ruthless character assassinations in sports history and either way holy hell.

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Bran: “I can’t be Lord of Winterfell. I’m the Three-Eyed Raven now.” *2 weeks later* Bran: “Bitch what the fuck you think I came all this way for?”

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Eric Decker's wife is out here representing for her husband's dick size while he balls out. That's called true love.

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Not trying to get Brittney Grinered over a New England IPA

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Dapping up one of my wife’s best friend’s husbands whom I have hung out with 20 times and yet still cannot remember even the first letter of his name

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There is no better call in sports than the Mexican soccer goal on Telemundo.

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Jordan nut checking his caddy after winning the British Open is the most American thing I've ever seen anyone do.

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Ankle, ankle, hamstring, gunshot wound, gunshot wound.

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Sometimes you just gotta cry like Bill Murray.

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"I will ship your ass back to Slovenia so fast."

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This kid Mac McClung must just walk around the halls of his high school with his hog dragging the ground.

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Snoop is so fucking high that he can't handle this shit.

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If Michael Phelps ever has to pay for a beer during the remainder of his life everyone in that bar should be deported.

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The first step is admitting you have a problem

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Maybe chill out, Sage.

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I fucking love Phil.

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Never forget.

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I wish the lord would take me now.

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Having a hard time fathoming how someone could be this much better than every other human on earth at anything.

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@RGIII Had a 10-pound Australian shepherd get out the back yard and survive two nights in the wild before we found him. Never give up. Never surrender.

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HBO’s run of House of the Dragon into The White Lotus season 2 into The Last of Us into Succession season 4 might never be topped.

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No one has ever repped H-Town harder than Gerald.

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This is it. This is the photo that becomes the crying LeBron meme.

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Wake up losers J. J. Watt has already planted a small American flag in every yard in his neighborhood and deadlifted 1776 pounds in the nude

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*Michael Phelps texting his weed guy pre-race* PHELPS: trade u gold medal for a pound of that loud WEED GUY: deal

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BREAKING: Mitt Romney elects to eat Honey Nut Cheerios and read Total Frat Move instead of running for president. http://t.co/0jcQ6ddJq7

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Maybe do less coke pre-game.

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My buddy was going to take some gummies to ACL today. His dog had other plans.

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Lucille Bluth walked so Moira Rose could run.

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@chrissyteigen wHaT MeMe dOeS mY gIrAfFe LoOk LiKe iT's kiLlIng mE I kNoW I'vE sEeN iT

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Hey Jon you’re in the Night’s Watch again sorry bro the Dothraki and Unsullied weren’t cool with it thanks for all your hard work it just didn’t pan out.

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Put the L in LA.

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God have mercy on us all.

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No big deal just some lady casually snorting cocaine at an Astros playoff game. http://t.co/mq4rKdNgG2

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Trevor Ariza got married last night and Travis Scott was his wedding band. It's lit!

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The man's name is Sergio Dipp. And he's the only sideline reporter I ever want to hear from in any sport ever again.

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Kit Harrington legitimately hanging out with Benioff even after that final season is shocking.

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This shit is ours forever though. Totally worth it. Suck our dicks forever.

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"Big Baller Brand" sounds like something Dave Chappelle would put in a skit mocking the boujee streetwear brands of the early-2000s.

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Someone ask LeBron if the one-million Muslims in Chinese labor camps are going through a difficult week.

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16-year-old me just burst into flames.

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Trump watching the electoral map.

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The back and forth here has to be absolutely electric.

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There are bad takes, and then there are people who just don’t get it. If you truly hated tonight’s episode, you never understood Game of Thrones to begin with.

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Anyone ever heard of a scouting party? Hey Bran, maybe stop watching people bone and instead fly over to King’s Landing to see what kind of defenses they’re working with. Holy fucking shit, these people.

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If JaVale McGee achieves this stat line against your team, you’re fucked.

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This clip is so patently absurd that it has me considering becoming a Bill Simmons fan again after many years away.

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@DCheverere @Da1nOnlyCMart When she’s tryna find me to get that 5th nut

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Cheating on both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie should be a felony offense carrying a minimum sentence of five years in federal prison.

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There is no off-season for Creed. Rockets winning the ‘ship next year confirmed. Cool beans.

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A lot of very confused President Trump fans trying to figure out what changed between last night and this morning so I’ll help explain because it’s pretty simple you see they just kept counting votes.

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Look at this shit. Son is riding a rocket while riding a rocket. I can’t even build a two-story fort.

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Houston against anybody except a natural disaster, then you’re a Cancun fan.

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Not sure who these guys are, but my sports allegiances are clear: (1) I’ll root for any TX team against any non-TX team & (2) I’ll root for Houston against anybody. I grew up cheering for Jose Cruz & @astros I bleed Rockets red & was at game 7 in 94 for our 1st championship!

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Enough of this trash. It’s time to go full Avengers on these motherfuckers.

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It’s all fun and games until Shohei Ohtani signs a $2 billion deal to play baseball in Saudi Arabia.

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I’m uploading this to Pornhub as we speak.

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When all those shots of Fireball hit you at once. http://t.co/FuG4bApOjd

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Shaun White balling crying saying, “I fucking did it! I fucking did it!” without catching a sensor was beautiful.

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J-BONE! J-BONE! J-BONE! J-BONE! J-BONE! #FOUNDBRUCE

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It is truly disturbing how many Astros players have been beaned during spring training.

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3 years dry. 1,095 days without alcohol. The party goes on.

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Imagine slowly suffocating at the bottom of the ocean while Twitter roasts the living shit out of you.

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@ChipotleTweets Oh you just fucked up we’re doubling our napkin quota.

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Kevin Hart is shitfaced.

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If Deshaun Watson leaves there will be a 30 for 30 about this dark period in Houston history. Jadaveon Clowney Chris Paul Deandre Hopkins Gerrit Cole Russell Westbrook James Harden J. J. Watt George Springer

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Me walking into an AMC theater in the year 2026.

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Turns out Gendry has zero finesse. Bruh you’ve been a lord for all of ten minutes. Let it breathe.

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Gerald Green had been reborn in a Houston Rockets uniform and become an instant legend.

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One of the coolest sports moments I've ever seen. All the feels and chills.

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The more they count, the more votes there are. Same logic as COVID cases. Very unfair!

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They are finding Biden votes all over the place — in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. So bad for our Country!

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Harambe was an inside job. People didn't forget that. Shows in the polls. Clinton campaign underestimated negative impact of gorilla murder.

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Legitimately the greatest speech ever given.

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Joey Chestnut just reached a new level of icon. Housing a glizzy while choking out a protestor is the most American thing you can do.

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Uber driver: “Does one of you have a nice herbal perfume on?” Me: “I have some Tommy Bahama on.” Taylor: *rolling eyes* “Pretty sure it’s me, my perfume.” Uber driver: “I was talking about the marijuana, guys.” Me: “Ah ... yes.”

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Carlos Correa: “They are savages...but in this jungle that is the American League, we are the apex predators out there.” *hits 15-second rewind button, grabs lotion and tissue*

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@BarstoolBigCat This is America.

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I just about shit my britches laughing.

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This moment will live forever.

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We got Queen Daenerys courtside at the @HoustonRockets game, folks.

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Houston’s storied history of serious issues within the massage industry gains another chapter as well.

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They should’ve canceled this shit. I understand the tough spot they were in, but they should’ve canceled.

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Our resident hockey psycho @MiaKhalifa is coming through for tomorrow's episode of @BackDoorCover to talk NHL playoffs.

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This dude’s life is bonkers.

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Forever your #1 fan 😍 Congrats on your 3rd no hitter @JustinVerlander !!

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@Ninja I’m not a fan but it’s undeniable what you’ve done for people with Sonic the Hedgehog hair.

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@miakhalifa Good for you tackling all this publicly. Can’t imagine it has been easy to handle personally. I’m proud to know you.

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Multiple sources feeding me chatter about LeBron touring private high schools in Houston today. Kinkaid and St. John’s have both been mentioned.

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Deandre Hopkins becomes the first player to ever score a touchdown in Yeezy cleats.

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I text this dude @BarstoolBigCat once every six months or so out of nowhere to make sure he hasn’t gotten too big to respond to a random internet friend he doesn’t even know. Still good. Pretty impressive considering. Related note: the PMT Gary Busey interview had me near death.

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Can't even enjoy golf anymore. Too on edge thinking I'm gonna get smoked by a golf cart or someone's going to throw a club into my backswing

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