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4 years

@Jimmyjude13 "A bubble is just a bull market you ain't long" (sounds better if you imagine it in the voice of "The Wire's" Stringer Bell holding court in his funeral parlour...)

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@nut_history As a foreigner watching this, I genuinely didn’t know first time around if it’s a thunderbolt or the beginning of a mass shooting

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@kelvmackenzie @PrivateEyeNews have been all over this story for many years - it’s an abomination

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2 years

@OOCSnooker @MarchersMedia I bet they wouldn’t dare turn up at the Ally Pally for the Darts…

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@GarryJGray “And congratulations to the current matrimonial incumbent…”

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@PaulEmbery This is why we hold so many of our politicians in such low esteem - the mealy-mouthed circumlocution of a question with an either/or answer that delivers only a word-salad of platitudes. I’d have more respect if she made a choice and defended it even if I disagreed with her.

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@SoVeryBritish "That was a gutsy performance, full of spunk"

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@LynnBraben (Psst…. Who’s gonna break it to her?)

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@MartinSLewis A mandatory financial literacy course in 6th form

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1 year

@fesshole It’s called an “Emotional Hedge”

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1 year

@Prospectally2 @BBCNewsnight You can’t legally cycle through the Channel Tunnel

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4 months

@EODHappyCaptain 6. Be secretly jealous of the blokes travelling without families, because they get 2 hours between clearing security and last call to down seven pints in the airport Wetherspoons

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@PauletteHamilto I’m sure the local police constabulary has data to confirm that there is a direct link between *checks notes* housing for the disabled & anti-social behaviour. You know what’s most sad about this post? I checked your profile because I thought only a #Tory would be proud of this.

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1 year

@FBAwayDays If you want clickbait at least be a little bit more subtle Without a ref you have no game.

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@SteveInmanUIC The “windows” theme gets me every time…

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@SoVeryBritish "...and to recap our main headline, the Duchess of Edinburgh Sophie today opened the Budleigh Salterton annual toffee apple fete, celebrating it's 200th anniversary..."

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11 months

@SoVeryBritish Allotment of Dreams

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7 months

@Naysayerz @katebevan @hotdrop_gg All too often when salary is listed as “competitive” it’s competitive with busking

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1 year

@piersmorgan The @BarristerSecret makes a good point about the difficulties i.e. she could be sufficiently disruptive so as to make a functioning court impossible. But perhaps back in the cell the victim statements and sentencing can be played via audio on a continuous 24/7 loop…

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5 years

@hula5150 @rickygervais Errr yes they are...

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@SoVeryBritish 3:10 to Yeovil

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1 year

@JonLipseyMedia The NYT's ability to report with any degree of insight on British society is even more tenuous than my prospects of double dating Margot Robbie & Charlize Theron

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1 year

@ChefReactions please tell me this was Grandma’s 1st April recipe..?

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@JoeMarler Allowed the pack time for a cuppa and a digestive

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@kedar2711 @FourNaanJeremy Teat Cricket must be a speciality channel on Pornhub

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1 year

@Planiloquent @JamesHarvey2503 Bet if they checked into a ‘Spoons they’d not have to buy themselves a pint all day…

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@ChefReactions If you were a cow and were slaughtered to be air-fried with jar-parsley you’d be pretty disappointed…

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@RugbyInsideLine If the aggressor's name was instead Owen Faz'aranatunga the citing would has been referred to the International Court of Justice in The Hague...😂

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1 year

@jayrayner1 I was waiting for the “I fart in your general direction and your mother is a hamster”

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11 months

@hepimp Are you auditioning for a new Channel 5 Reality show entitled “The Only Way is Wankertown”?

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1 year

@shitlondonguinn Looks like a pint of Expresso Martini

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1 year

@CesPetitsRiens Spare - the sequel..

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5 years

@jameskirkup Perhaps they can investigate the Oxford University Press for overseeing the dissemination of such transphobic tomes as the Oxford English Dictionary...

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1 year

@fesshole Another one for @_DHOTYA And two words to consider: 1) Double 2) Glazing

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1 year

@SoVeryBritish I’m more interested in the Traffic Light exemption afforded to cyclists.

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9 months

@SpeechUnion @timesfootball I think this would be worth discussing on the podcast

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9 months

@MartinSLewis Have this with any interaction with EE, Virgin Media & Aviva. It comes across as a a standard mechanism to try and get you to instead interact with their (inevitably useless) website Chatbots.

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6 months

@SkySportsNews Wolves had two #FACupReplays over two years. If you cannot accommodate one extra game a season whilst having ZERO European fixtures to play, then there's an argument that your squad management is not fit for purpose.

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1 year

@FinanceLancelot @satoritrading_ The clue is in the word “news” - something that happened ten months ago doesn’t qualify as “new”…

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6 months

@fesshole I hope the poster’s surname is “Fitzwilliam”

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7 months

@suprememercian There was a degree of nobless oblige which actually saw a number of shared values between upper and working classes - army service (whilst split between officer and enlisted ranks) was one such example

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9 months

@DrJoGrady Up there with “South African Rugby Player or Nazi War Criminal” Quiz on an old episode of the @RugbyPodcast

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11 months

@DoronSpielman @SkyNews I think @jonathansamuels needs to have a stern word with the producer who’s really made him look unprofessional.

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1 year

@AvaSantina If ever there was an advert for teaching Financial Literacy in schools, this is BBH-level quality & subtlety

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1 year

@SuhailChowdhary £150mio a year is probably what Man City get in naming rights for alternate training socks from a nail salon in Sharjah

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1 year

@DiMartinoBooth @apollographql @SPGlobalRatings @MoodysInvSvc @FitchRatings Perhaps they might want to revisit Bond Math 101 and review the relationship between Coupon, Yield and Price…

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1 year

@Channel4News @GretaThunberg Have you made the same direct appeal on CCTV to members of the Chinese State Council? Rarely have I been in agreement with Tony Blair, but him saying “don’t ask us to do a huge amount when frankly whatever we do in Britain is not really going to impact climate change.” is 🎯

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@RestIsPolitics The current government borrowed money because of a pandemic during which taxpayers subsided employment and businesses for a couple of years & then provided support during an energy crisis instigated by Russia. Reeves is at best disingenuous by equating PFI with Covid spending.

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1 year

@adb0wen Is this chart suggesting that Andy Burnham is a Schrödinger’s Cat Culler?

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11 months

@SoVeryBritish The Pearly King’s Speech

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2 years

@fesshole In 80’s NYC, the 2 Martini lunch was standard. Companies like IBM had policies suggesting that if you’d had a 3rd you should refrain from taking client calls that afternoon.

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@RudyJUULianiV2 My Love Language: “Receiving gifts 🎁”

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@habibi_uk Here’s the conundrum: “You’ve gathered all the Israeli goods in a couple of carts: If I pay for it will you drop it off at a local food bank?”

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2 years

@piersmorgan Cristiano?

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10 months

@_DHOTYA Trying to choose between “100 Person Orgy” & “What a Nation” is like asking whether you prefer Margot Robbie’s left or right nipple: both so exquisite you can’t in good conscience choose one over the other.

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5 years

@blairmcdougall @OliverKamm People underestimate the power of saying “Sorry” - it’s disarming and allows catharsis to begin. It’s really only in politics that it seems difficult to offer a sincere apology without attracting never ending denigration.

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@ChefReactions “I know - I’ll get up 55 minutes early to bake a ‘Breakfast Casserole’…” 55 minutes of my life I’d never get back and closer to arterial sclerosis.

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@SKinnock Almost as funny as a Nish Kumar joke

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1 year

@KDansky @ddlovato You could employ the slightly esoteric term “wankpuffin”

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1 year

@HLTCO This sounds a lot like “spoofing”: in regulated markets this could be considered a form of Market Abuse, which attracts civil penalties.

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@DerbyChrisW @rustyrockets Of all the hills upon which to die, this is not the one…

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@JackTindale Didn’t need 63,000 page planning permission to avoid disturbing the the lesser spotted primrose-scented Humming-roach

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1 year

@benonwine Even more tension in that zipper than between the North & South Korean border

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@miconm Maybe the kid should have listened to their teacher and gone to see the school nurse? 🤷

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@duncanrobinson Then Starmer only ever has to mention “Post Office” within any answer at PMQ’s to belated remind the electorate of what Sir Ed accomplished before touring British waterparks.

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@KonstantinKisin “River to the Sea Dance” Michael Flatley eat your heart out…

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3 years

@Chesschick01 @volatilitysmile @elonmusk @jordanbpeterson @joerogan Why - the corrosion around the doors of the Cybertruck?

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@JeremyClarkson Kevin Bacon was in “Animal House” with the late Donald Sutherland, who played Mr. Bennett in the 2005 screen version of “Pride and Prejudice” in with Dame Judy played Lady Catherine de Bourg

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@liquiditygoblin show your bookie a 4% wide 2-way on a job-lot adjacent delta and see which deals first.

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1 year

@MadScientistFF Negronis

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@edbookfest You do know which side burned books?

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@SoVeryBritish I’m so terribly sorry for the inconvenience - was rather selfish of me to pass away like that…

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6 months

@W98AB It’s David Osland - his takes are often so dogmatic that Pol Pot would have found them outside his own Overton Window. Wolfie without the charm.

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1 year

@RachelReevesMP As a former BoE Economist I would have thought that you realised that its the BoE that sets rates and not the government. But let’s not allow an inconvenient truth to get in the way of proving oneself fit to govern (you’ve got a wide open goal and you are still trying your best

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@DAaronovitch Wow David - I never had you down as one of the "if you don't like it here , leave" crowd. I guess you can say to a Conservative ( @IsabelOakeshott ) what you would never say to an ethnic or religious minority .

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@SoVeryBritish Walking through most cities now, the whiff of skunk

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@GBNEWS Future EU Postal Communications Minister

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@ChowdahHill That's a lot of Taco Shells...

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@Enezator Pawvarotti

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@SantiagoAuFund This is what I don’t get about X: Seasoned investor not only shares the data that’s informed their positioning thesis, but has been pretty specific about their preferred method of expression. If you have contrary view, then awesome - that’s what makes a market. Irrespective of

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@s_m_marandi The dude’s choking a Cabbage Patch Doll 🤦‍♂️

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@t0nyyates As a thought exercise - would you be willing to have your kids entered into a “Geography Lottery” that determined to which town globally they’d be assigned at age 16?

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