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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

8 years

Reading Jean-Jacques Rousseau's critique on religion convinced me there is God. @Pontifex is trying hard to undo that.

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

3 years

Say his name.

Ronna McDaniel

@RonnaMcDaniel

3 years

Biden falsely claims credit for Operation Warp Speed. Thanks to Republican leadership, development and distribution occurred in record time. What were Biden and Harris doing? Spreading doubt about the vaccine.

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3 years

#FinTwitt in one pic

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3 years

Hahahaha

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2 years

@michael_nixon @ParikPatelCFA @DaveTaylorNews Débit Suisse.

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3 years

You had one job.

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2 years

@WendellHusebo @RNCResearch Nah he had these way before. It’s just character. Senility just removes the last controls…

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3 years

This app is free.

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Volatility Smile

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4 years

A bit less lol

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3 years

The singularity

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@nandoodles @Mike_Katz @TMobile

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3 years

#SavedYouAClick it was the tapas.

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Influencer says she was on a 'tapas and cocaine' diet to stay thin — here's why that's not healthy

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Volatility Smile

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2 years

Red meat is not a health risk. New study slams years of shoddy research

Red meat is not a health risk. New study slams years of shoddy research

Red meat has been linked to all sorts of adverse health outcomes. But a new study shows that the associations are weak or nonexistent.

bigthink.com

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Volatility Smile

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1 year

GS MD hitting the desk on Sunday to trade Deutsche convertibles.

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Volatility Smile

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3 years

This didn’t age well.

Hillary Clinton

@HillaryClinton

3 years

Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.

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4 years

The American eater wins again

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Volatility Smile

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3 years

Quality of life > net worth

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

7 years

Ok, what dirt did this robot have on the Clinton Foundation?

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@bilalfarooqui

7 years

Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself. We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.

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Volatility Smile

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3 years

Not all heroes wear capes 🦸🏻‍♂️

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Volatility Smile

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2 years

2022 in one pic:

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Volatility Smile

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5 years

@polly Taylor discovering capitalism and property rights enforcement is a karmic payback for breaking Calvin’s heart.

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Volatility Smile

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2 months

$50k. Next

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1 night with me or 50k (be serious)

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

3 years

Two years ago, I only had $45 in my bank account. But today, I have a $56 overdraft balance before fees. Thanks to all I’ve learned from the traders on Twitter sharing their best strategies.

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Volatility Smile

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2 years

No. Next.

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Volatility Smile

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9 months

Capitalist oppression of the working class has gone wild.

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Volatility Smile

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8 years

@jlax @mathewi what about the obvious ones? Clinton, the Bushes...

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Volatility Smile

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6 months

The American mind cannot comprehend this.

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Volatility Smile

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1 month

Finally cracked the code:

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

4 years

Stick a fork in your masters

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7 months

@chigrl „Conventional forms of renewable energy“ 😂

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Volatility Smile

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10 months

Buying a dozen before they upgrade them.

Daily Star

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5 years

Sex robots with 'coding errors' prone to 'violence and could strangle humans'

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Volatility Smile

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2 years

Based.

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3 years

Ok this hits different

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2 years

Chaser 😂

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3 years

Who has jurisdiction over taxation of revenue booked in outer space?

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Volatility Smile

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6 months

The intangible benefits of having Italian qvants on staff:

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Volatility Smile

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3 months

How did I miss this sell signal?

Jim Cramer

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Huge!!

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4 years

Tell me it’s not fake, please.

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3 years

I am vomit 🤢 🤮

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3 years

It amazes me when I see a person under 50 still smoking cigarettes.

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

11 months

Please. Who else but a seriously handicapped person would buy a gray Ferrari?!

HeyMan800

@HeyMan800

11 months

Shout out to the guy who parked his Ferrari super car in a handicap spot at my kid’s pediatrician.

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Volatility Smile

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2 years

The insufferable heaviness of being.

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Volatility Smile

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3 years

Billionaires are really into some fringe kink.

Bill Gates

@BillGates

9 years

I drank water made from human feces. Here’s an update on the machine that produced that water: http://t.co/Bd05wl9CAM http://t.co/w78xVYswSH

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Volatility Smile

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2 years

Wish me luck, foolish girls…

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5 months

I’m sure it’s a coincidence

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Volatility Smile

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11 months

Stolen it

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Volatility Smile

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5 months

This is what they took away from us

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Italian grocery store in New York. 1943.

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

4 years

Only a Greek Macedonian can play a Greek Macedonian. Cancel Paramount. Cancel acting.

Complex

@Complex

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Gal Gadot is facing backlash for starring in new historical epic ‘Cleopatra.’

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

4 years

He’s correct.

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4 years

Cocaine dealer tells police he is a 'key worker' after being pulled over during lockdown

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

4 years

Winner?

Michael Climacus

@MCVictorEremita

4 years

How it started: How it ended:

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

9 months

Hiring a new quant. This applicant claims he’s French but he looks like an Italian that’s trying to infiltrate us and will end up in the back of the floor, with the other Milanese, smoking and making fun of the French guy (already mad at me) for his inferior math prowess.

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

3 years

A reminder

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

2 years

Is he using a subscription service?

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

3 years

So, a friend of my wife got the rona, despite of getting the two shots prior. Don’t let your guards down. This ain’t over yet.

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

2 years

Take a bow, ⁦ @nypost ⁩

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Volatility Smile

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5 years

@Oneoneder @prchovanec @cowboyInNY @pauladkins Which proves Marx right, disruptive forces within capitalism herald its premature collapse.

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1 year

It appears that, contrary to the psyop lies you’ve been told repeatedly after birth, money does buy happiness.

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

5 years

@ComfortablySmug He looks Vice Presidential in this video.

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@ChefGruel

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Thruths

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Volatility Smile

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4 years

Seriously, this could all have been avoided by studying harder, girls.

New York Post

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4 years

Lori Loughlin's daughters 'devastated' over parents' guilty plea in college scandal

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3 years

This is wrong. Particularly in his field, not a lot of theories have held over time. Science evolves. It is the refreshing difference when compared to religious dogmas.

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The good thing about Science is that it’s true, whether or not you believe in it.

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Volatility Smile

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4 years

Netflix has classified The Big Short under Comedies. Not even a proper decade since it’s over. QED.

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4 years

Buffett has been irrelevant since the early 2000, don’t @ me

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4 years

@soledadobrien @24hourfitness @ewarren is the champion of consumer protection - surely she can help?

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3 years

If this is the happiest day of your life, we need to talk…

Patricia Karvelas

@PatsKarvelas

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Memories of the happiest day of my life #getvaxxed

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Volatility Smile

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3 years

“One of my desks is short rates, another is long rates, the commonality between them is that both are underperforming vs plan…”

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

4 years

Am I the only one whose glasses fog up with these stupid masks?

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All I want for Christmas etc

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@INArteCarloDoss The reported unemployment rate is misleading. Structural employment shifts well underway.

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Volatility Smile

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This puppy already has a lifestyle superior to that of 99.9% of all humans

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Smart.

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München Frankfurt Berlin Leipzig

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1 year

Was he at McKinsey before?

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2 years

What?!

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1 year

Who did this

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4 years

The « we are better than Trump » resistance is doxing nuns now.

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4 years

And we will do it again if you push us.

Michael Beschloss

@BeschlossDC

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British burned Capitol and White House today 1814:

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Volatility Smile

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4 years

My god

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@volatilitysmile

3 years

Ok who is the coward from citadel that looked me up on LinkedIn anonymously?

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3 years

@MZHemingway @davereaboi Did a Democrat President decouple the Texan electricity grid from the federal one? What am I missing here.

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

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@pmarca isn't the end game for tech innovation to automate everything so we could sit in the baths discussing philosophy, science and art?

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Art.

David Weigel

@daveweigel

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"They are going to try to assassinate President Trump," Jones says. Poso holds up his rosary beads.

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Volatility Smile

@volatilitysmile

2 years

The McDonald’s Ideology was so weak, it didn’t last even half as long as Leninism did.

Shaun Walker

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Moscow 1991 / Moscow 2022

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4 years

Vertical integration

Reuters

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ICYMI: Nestle to pay $2 billion to gain full ownership of peanut allergy treatment maker Aimmune Therapeutics

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My French quant when I told him how low his bonus will be this year.

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3 years

More espresso, less depresso

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That’s a good one, young photoshop guru.

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Réal

East Village Guy

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Equity research / Equity sales

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Morning wood.

New York Post

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I’m an ‘ecosexual’ — I’ve fallen in love with an oak tree

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My heart doesn’t let me tell them…

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3 years

This app still free?

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3 years

@nw3 @SMTuffy He didn’t win anything, he stored it in custody temporarily, before returning it to its rightful owners, JPM and GS.

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Volatility Smile

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2 years

SBF still roaming free.

Reuters

@Reuters

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Man who shot Lady Gaga's dog walker in pet theft sentenced to 21 years

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