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Documenting all of the shit pints of Guinness in London. For my sins. @beautifulpints for nice pints. Run by @imgrandsure

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@shitlondonguinn
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3 years
lots of eyes on the account at the moment so it would be foolish of me not to mention that I sell loads of pint related clothing on ❤️
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I’d just go home
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these make me want to take out a fifty grand loan and spend two months on a gruelling journey climbing mount everest just so I can scream ‘SHITE’ from the highest peak of the world as the icy wind whirls around me, as if god himself was furious the cornershop bar, shoreditch
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@shitlondonguinn
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pubs been open about 5 minutes and the offenders are already appearing
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@shitlondonguinn
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LET IT SETTLE TREV
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Slaintè 🍀
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this will give me nightmares tonight
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one pint of chips please mate
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get in the fucking bin
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my brother in christ what is this
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jesus, mary and joseph and the wee donkey
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fuck off like
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@shitlondonguinn
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welcome back...
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deserved for goin to spoons tbf greenwich spoons
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a dark day for humanity
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@shitlondonguinn
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I think we’ve found the winner
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@shitlondonguinn
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a lot going on here
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what in christ’s name is that
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stuff of nightmares
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a lot to take in here
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@shitlondonguinn
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that is what you deserve for going to dubai during a pandemic tbh
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@shitlondonguinn
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it’s beginning to look a lot like shitmas
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@shitlondonguinn
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talk about calling yourself out
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@shitlondonguinn
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know it’s not london but… £14.20 in qatar for the world cup
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@shitlondonguinn
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everything is bad and so is this pint
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@shitlondonguinn
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hilton hotel, wembley
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@shitlondonguinn
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C’mon Ireland! #IREvSCO
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bin
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bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin bin
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santa will be bringing coal to this pub anyway
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ah here
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@shitlondonguinn
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guinness and blackcurrant with a logo on the foam. a double serving of absolute shite
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the folded arms hahahaha not happy
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close the pubs
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@shitlondonguinn
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today I would like to share one of the most cursed things I have ever been sent with you
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ah lads
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drop in for the most putrid pint you’ve ever seen in your life
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fuckin hell. look at that. and on paddy’s eve too. fuck sake
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two criminals here. the pub that served it and the person that ordered it. both need placing in the bin
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£6.50 + service charge
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nah you’re grand thanks
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can’t explain this one I have to admit
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the cornershop bar, shoreditch
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the four horsemen of the apocalypse
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this is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen
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fox on the hill, camberwell
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a cardinal sin that requires 12 hail marys as penance
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absolute abomination jack’s bar, islington
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may god have mercy on us all parlour, canary wharf
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morning all
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tears are falling from my eyes
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here’s to the weekend
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paddy’s day went well
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still can’t stop laughing at this
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absolutely rotten stuff from love island’s brad
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absolutely criminal stuff
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merry christmas x
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this isn’t lord of the rings mate, get in the bin
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a spooky sight maple leaf, covent garden
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a little bit of the bubbly 😍
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pint of pure grease, wouldn’t be surprised to see a bit of gravy floating around in there the white horse, soho
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feel ill looking at that
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close them again i’d say
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please... no more
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grim. I can pretty confidently say clapham is probably the worst place in london if you’re after a good guinness tropix, clapham
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collection of shite
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every day we stray further from god’s light
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@shitlondonguinn
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posting my can pour tutorial again in our time of need some tips: - pull the can up just above the liquid as you pour, don’t just pour it all from the top - use a tulip glass - give it 4/5 seconds after opening before you start pouring be strong out there
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disgusting
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Love to see it! #Cheers
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slug & lettuce, leicester square
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scary stuff lads
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please no
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oh no mate
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need to have a lie down
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bone app the teeth
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bin
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this yoke needs an exorcism
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merry christmas
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nearly headless nick
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paddy’s day is coming
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an irish pub in hell maybe
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that is absolutely stinkin the hereford arms, south kensington
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bet that smells like a pocketful of old coins
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day 3
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the white horse, wembley
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chelsea hospitality
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shedding a single, solitary tear
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imagine giving up dry jan on the final stretch and being served this fella. a single tear would fall dramatically from my eye
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unholy
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I reckon I could get branson or bezos to space if I threw them at the same velocity I’d throw this in the bin
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absolute travesty
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ferociously shite
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photos with threatening auras
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size of that yoke
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duke of edinburgh, brixton
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christ almighty
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