spazz @arapirilous Twitter profile

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My Twitter is just the textual manifestation of my thoughts and these thoughts are governed by the law of Brownian motion, in that direction of each thought is unpredictable and not necessarily influenced by past thoughts or future thoughts.

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@jamtoastaurchai @aahmoan Had me in the first half.

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@britshaniece It triggers only regretful parents and no one else.

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@thechosenberg Dude’s keeping a ledger 4 months in. Have I got bad news for you buddy

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@sadsamich He tried

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@MedGold_ It took me 28 years to finally be able to afford to visit one because there's not one close to my country. But I went just the one time. Will be taking my kids next time onwards

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@SwannMarcus89 Wasn’t he also president for 4 years?

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@squirtstain Tulips so that he may part two lips

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@sassybabygorl It’s like the first thing they tell you as they hand the lil one to you. All they can have is breast milk or formula for a long time.

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@evealmaraz That’s how you end up with 3 kids and a 30 year mortgage on a house

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@s4m31p4n Why would anyone be in a relationship at 25? It's hardly the age to be in one.

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@growing_daniel She’s getting shit on by sheiks now

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@NalinisKitchen Shiv Sagar

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@cat_bees She looks like what an LLM thinks Megan Fox would look like.

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@growing_daniel Google’s gotten so bad now it makes Bing look good.

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@missyazn That’s the kind of honesty you want more of in this world

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@thechosenberg He should break it off right now. Their priorities will never converge.

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1 year

@thechosenberg either seek counselling or get divorced lol

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9 months

@losblancos2305 She’s eating julab jamun? Why is she eating/ serving rose flavoured shit???

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@ANI Do Indians even care to watch the Olympics lol

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11 months

We’ve really made it now you guys.

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2 months

@girlpilot_ They're just hoping she'll just give it all up before leaving. She shouldn't

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@dmuthuk To be wealthy and straightforward is definitely a sin in this country. It only deserves thieves and defaulters.

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@KartikeyaRai11 If it’s a child going to kg then the parents have at least 3 hours to themselves. Primary and upwards, minimum 4 hours. That is indeed a cause for celebration.

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@tanaya_0510 He always said the family was going to settle abroad once he retired.

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@a_musingcat Nobody wants to save men. The sad reality of a man's existence

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@ayushii5k Yeah he sure did. Sent her plastic surgeon to earth. Made sure he completed his studies, started working, then working well, gaining clients, becoming a star in his field, sent Janhvi to earth, made her grow enough so that the work could start and complete his work and now here

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2 months

@queef1ng Alia absolutely allowing herself to get rekt.

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10 months

@sassybabygorl Parents shouldn’t have left you alone with the baby it’s not your fault. Plus you’re going to be uber vigilant about this now so you’re good!

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I can’t even pretend to be shocked. Typical Indian boomer mindset.

FSSAI Increases Permissible Pesticide Levels in Spices by 10 Times

Known as the maximum residue limit (MRL), the MRL has been increased from 0.01 milligrams per kilogram (mg/kg) to 0.1 mg/kg.

m.thewire.in

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5 months

@fukmarr You made egg puffs. This is nothing new sire.

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2 months

@Arati1411 He looks so tired. So does his BIL. Man is SICK of it all.

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1 year

@protosphinx Bro. I'm facing this right now. We have more orders than ever but have no capacity to run a second shift to cater to the demand. Because of lack of power press operators. It's insane. The demand is there but there aren't enough skilled people

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@real_lord_miles @lporiginalg I want to hate this and you but you aren’t wrong.

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@Shaivite_Knight I would consider the US a bigger threat than China

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@Ascendid_1 Greatest. Tweet. Ever

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@sceneheart Double fumble bonanza for this guy

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@tunguz Makes me sad to think that there’s going to be a group of impressionable young shitposters who’ll grow up thinking this is Daniel

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@anmolm_ This is seriously a big knock towards stricter regulations or even the beginning of the end of centralised crypto in India.

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1 year

@Jukkun07 @seabrowngoose Underrated show. Perrenially rewatchable

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@rionlyrants You should make it clear. It would be foolish to assume otherwise. Especially since he likes you it will be part of some kind of a long game for him

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1 year

@picotop This is clearly a secret phrase

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@ye_kya_hai_yrrr Personality

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@Kulfei They’re sending a SpaceX Dragon to bring her back.

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1 year

@thechosenberg What if birth control was about making the ugly lads look good instead of controlling birth?

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@Vatsal_Sanghvi Literally nothing exercise can’t solve.

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@IndianTechGuide Government will retort with “we gave free Ujala for people to wash clothes, but no one appreciates it”

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@yeazlas How is this backstabbing.

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@tantrumswtomar2 It looks like a very very expensive sixth standard annual day skit.

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@BowTiedMara Is this close to US territorial waters? Also the US isn’t the only country protecting shipping lanes.

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1 year

@thechosenberg This might be the first post where I don’t agree with you rosey.

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@christineist Na. I need to make some. My life would be so much better

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@BronwynGJones @lingerie_addict Why such men have children I don’t know.

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@thechosenberg “Would”

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@sameoldfluff Of course they did. They’ve got to be thankful of the things that transpired that got them to that classroom. They’re oppressors but they’re loyal to the mechanism

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@WorldDarkWeb Fuck yes. Karma doesn’t wait

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@sunbunnygirl Well?

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1 year

@skooookum Congratulations, when are you getting married?

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@SchrodingrsBrat I kinda needed to and also did not need to see this today.

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@astridstarves How much does someone want to bet that they genuinely orgasmed at the end of that TikTok 😂

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@RicinBean Best stuff if you want to be drunk quick.

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@SydSteyerhart This isn’t the first I’m hearing of it either. One of my closest friends have been informed by their father that they won’t be inheriting the construction business and associated fortunes. I don’t understand what’s happening

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@KILLTOPARTY White people?

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@genmxn That’s because they never really loved you. No man who truly loved you would be mean even if that love died out.

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@ronawang It’s the shortened moniker for effective accelerationism, which is a philosophy that says that the best way to make the future better is to accelerate technological progress.

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@cynomel Incurable horniness is indistinguishable from insanity. So yeah you’re right.

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@Wombats08 @squirtstain It's good Wordplay and engagement bait friend. You may chill

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@AravSrinivas @deedydas More younger people need to get into politics. Non dynasty folk

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@FFurmer This is a very important question please. Who is that third person?

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@aShubhamz Compensation for what bhai. It's best to not get married at all for both the man and the woman involved.

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@IndianTechGuide There’s a reason why that wedding went on for so long and explains the guest list.

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1 year

@HSatwick @protosphinx So many laws would need reforming. It's very very very anti building right now. We need more chemical zones in the IDC's. People should be able to set up their entire business in like a day or two.

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@t0nit0ne This is the same with my wife. Seriously, y’all need to know y’all are loved and cherished now. You can rest a bit.

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@__femb0t Visualising the fights vs the ninjas from Jackie Chan Adventures.

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@hollowearthterf This is either excellent satire or you’re serious. Either way very entertaining

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@yavanika_shah he may be quirky but he comes off as quite the gentleman

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@leavechlsal0ne It's because there isn't. A fine example of a loveless marriage.

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Got blocked by someone because I told them I was Indian. Damn pajeets everywhere have made it nasty for the rest of us to browse the internet in peace.

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@depresocoffeee On some days they’re both the same thing.

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1 year

@Kavikratuh My children's names fall in the former. Quite fucking proud of myself tbh

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@JenLouiseWilson Now I need to know what book this is please

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1 year

@k_illua 5. 30 minutes of being naked in public 9. 20 mandatory jumping jacks each day

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@mimi10v3 I actually appreciated it. Shitty as it may be, the truth can really free you.

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@GurugramDeals I’m so glad I decided to move from Bombay to Kochi. This whole thing with the fees won’t be a problem here in comparison to the tier 1’s

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@hoopoe_is_here Every single guy mom does this. Doesn’t matter how chill she was right before the marriage. The transition is comedic yet bothersome

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I hope he doesn’t mind my flexing.

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@sylphidian We get to experience that joy with you and that can’t be duplicated. Something bewitching about the firsts.

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@thechosenberg This dude reeks of desperation.

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@badnoobpractice I’ve always had it for the taste 😂

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@squirtstain Also, everyone commenting here dirty. It could be as wonderful as giving a girl a kiss after giving flowers but no. All of you are complicit in making an innocent thing dirty. Tsk tsk

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1 year

My wife has decided she won't let me be lazy and that I simply have to resume the gym again. I've to be out of the house in 40 minutes. I hate everything

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@Dhanurdharaya 1000%. Sometimes even family takes it to be weakness. The sad reality is that you’re forced to become this rude person to others for your own survival

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@protosphinx The way this guy has allowed himself to fall. What a shame.

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@prmshra ML twitter feels incredibly polished. Like the cigar smoking 20 y o scotch drinking type. SWE twitter is old monk and coke types

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8 months

Why are you even measuring your IQ?

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1 year

If you unfollowed after I doxxed then you’re racist.

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@basedalexandoor He definitely regrets shelving Google glass

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@krithikasivasw It’s in line with everything that’s been happening between the citizens and the people in power. So much that can be offered and this is all we get.

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@gharkakabutar There’s a very very very high chance that his fiancé asked him not to. I’m so sorry this happened to you.

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@HitchhikerQ I doubt it. The only thing they can't afford to have are real friends. Everything will have to be a business relationship.

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