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3 months

stalked this girls twt account. most of the tweets are about her boyfriend. saw a qt tweet about her boyfriend. stalked his account. he just interacts w her and it's all super cute. they are super cute. now I'll go sleep.

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3 months

just learned people have hajmola for its taste and not for digestion. why would you do that to yourself 😭😭😭

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4 months

i deleted my insta and five frens regularly share the reel links on whatsapp. i need that kind of dedication.

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1 month

if kerala contributes to NDA, then all of us should just shut the fuck up about our superiority complex and oh the south remembers poster. we are not better than a blind sanghi. we let one of us stray.

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1 month

this video lives in my head rent free

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6 months

god all the closet sanghis are coming out

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@badnoobpractice

10 months

after my breakup my biggest fear was to whom will I tell bout my day wat workout I did today how are my plants feeling wat did i not like in today's breakfast whn I did i wake up shud I get a normal or paraffin pedicure what chapter am I on or am I sleeping too much these days

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@badnoobpractice

5 months

twitter is so weird. i can tell you my deepest darkest secrets but not my name or insta id.

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@badnoobpractice

2 months

bitch you are the best actor in the country 😭😭😭

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According to Fahadh Faasil, Ranbir Kapoor is the Best Actor in the country.

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11 months

i never really told my kathak teacher my surname. i always used to feel guilty for not doing so, but I was lowkey scared especially bcs there were a lot of sanghi's in the class. today, I told her I'm going home, and she asked me to fill out the leave form.

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11 months

Then she suggested we go have chai and I didn't want to be rude so went w her. Abhi ek gante se uska aur uska musalman boyfriend ka love story sun raha hu guys. Isse acha hota wo sanghi nikla tho 😭😭 koi mujhe bachaaalo. yaar mujhe jaane do na. mujhko packing karni he 🥲

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1 month

never really thought I'll get to post this. but here we are.

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1 month

mallu twt is having a massive break down over one seat of NDA and some sanghis are actually thinking bjp is leading in kerala and qt-ing my tweets 😭

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@badnoobpractice

5 months

the best one so far💗💗

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@badnoobpractice

5 months

asked shamikh to make tajdaar-e-haram × gosling edit !! i wasn't ready for this.

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@badnoobpractice

5 months

me (mallu) and my roommate (assamese) pantry mein meat cook karke some north indian girlies ko uncomfortable kara rahi hoon.

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@badnoobpractice

10 months

so there was this tailor didi in my neighborhood. v young. she used to stitch all my uniforms and salwar suits and everything. amazing tailor amazing designer sab kuch. when i was in my MA second year wo baag gayi apne boyfriend ke saath.

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@badnoobpractice

3 months

can mollywood go slow ? im broke af

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@badnoobpractice

1 month

trivandrum people you had one fucking job !!! just take a look at her and go to the elections !!!!

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1 month

ayodhya people saying fuck off bjp has to be one of the finest moments in the history of india

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10 months

they are

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10 months

What’s with brown women thinking they are goddesses

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@badnoobpractice

6 months

this clip never gets old. kids like him are our last rays of hope 🔥

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@badnoobpractice

10 months

another day of making a man invest in good skincare

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11 months

i just assumed things " . I said its okay and I turned back to leave and she suddenly asked me "Is it bcs you thought I was RW and never really said it ?" i didn't say anything. She went all sad and silent.

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11 months

out of habit,I wrote the full name. she went like "oh you are a muslim ? I always thought you were a hindu." I asked her why and I was ready to flip if something islamophobic comes out of her mouth. but to my surprise "she said oh it's just that you were trained pehle se and -

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@badnoobpractice

1 month

from being mocked and called names to being the last ray of hope of the largest democracy in the world 💓

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every dictator will go down.

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@badnoobpractice

10 months

got a weird text frm my 15 yo student saying he is in love w me & i shud wait for him to get a job so that he can marry me haha. i found it childish & funny. but that got me thinking. does that mean my 36 yo prof will feel the same whn he someday gets to knw bout my sacha pyaar ?

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@badnoobpractice

1 year

mein tho dekh ke ro liye ab tum log ko rulaaayenge.. also the way hania is cheering for her 🥺 #WahajAli #Murtasim #Meerasim #TereBin #MujhePyaarHuaTha #YumnaZaidi

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@badnoobpractice

4 months

i made all of this by myself if anyone cares

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4 months

today no one's at home and they'll be back by iftar so i decided to surprise them and cook iftar and dinner. ive been inside the kitchen since 1 pm. it's happening never again. but im proud.

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10 months

tbh biharis are the only north indians I like. all of them are some of the nicest people ive met in my life ( i only know one exception) and in my 4 years in delhi they were the only ones who didn't try to make me speak in hindi. UP walas are a whole diff case.

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@badnoobpractice

10 months

The whole mohalla started bitching bout her & few months into that covid & eid hit us. Phir sabko samaj aayi uska value. It has been years. boutiques or tailors or designers bohot aayi uske baat but no one till date uska takkar ka nahi aaya. All of us miss her a lot.

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@badnoobpractice

4 months

last year my uncle gifted me a new iphone, I gave it to my sister and now she has to bring me water whenever I ask and come and switch on the fan in my room whenever I ask and do my dishes and organise my wardrobe till december 2025. best deal ive done in my entire life

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@badnoobpractice

4 months

sufi and anjali ??!! what the fuck !! like why people are not normal anymore ??! why on earth would you cheat before your wedding ??!! im sorry but bitch you deserve the worst. owning up to my mistake my jhuthi.

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@badnoobpractice

11 months

If you are my junior - I will always try to help you with academics in whatever capacity I can, I will never let you pay for food, I will always be there if want to talk and I will pray for you. This is something a senior taught me. It's important to pass it on.

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@badnoobpractice

1 month

can we all agree that 2024 was going terribly for everyone and that yesterday just made up for five months of misery?

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@badnoobpractice

1 month

i saw 244-244 on screen and actually started crying. god we need this. pls don't let us down.

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@badnoobpractice

1 year

GUYS WE ARE GETTING THISS 😭😭🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️ #WahajAli #TereBin #YumnaZaidi #Murtasim #Meerasim

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@badnoobpractice

1 year

murtasim after having a meerub 2.0 daughter with 10x more akkad and batameezi than her mother 🤣🤣🤣 #WahajAli #Murtasim #Meerasim #TereBin #MujhePyaarHuaTha #YumnaZaidi

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@badnoobpractice

1 year

@hajarkagalwa so are 80% of desi fathers. our mothers never left them. shashi not leaving her husband makes the film more realistic.

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@badnoobpractice

1 year

Murtasim Sher Khan <<<<Murtu Billi Shohar 🥺🥺🤌🤌 #WahajAli #Murtasim #Meerasim #TereBin #MujhePyaarHuaTha #YumnaZaidi

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1 year

Yahan only ignoring is allowed. Getting ignored is out of the question 😂😂 #WahajAli #Murtasim #Meerasim #TereBin #MujhePyaarHuaTha #YumnaZaidi

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4 months

i broke up w my ex and had blocked him everywhere. stalked him today on twt to learn he has became anti-sunni anti-muslim anti-south indian anti- mallu all at once. feeling proud

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@badnoobpractice

8 months

The face. The club.

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@badnoobpractice

3 months

karnataka police is checking my bag as if i sold my inheritance and is omw to sabotage the election w the money. sir I have 474 rs in bank account and 40 rs in my purse.

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@badnoobpractice

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fuck the big three, it's just big me

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@badnoobpractice

1 year

WHERE IS THE LIE 😂😂 #WahajAli #Murtasim #Meerasim #TereBin #MujhePyaarHuaTha #YumnaZaidi

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@badnoobpractice

10 months

me going to my sister's room because I'm scared to sleep alone. my sister's room:

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@badnoobpractice

3 months

almost 90 percent of mallus who know tamil dk how the hell did they learn tamil

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@badnoobpractice

5 months

sometimes I wish all of us had simpler lives. you meet a person. that person is your soulmate. you give all your love to them. they give all their love to you. happily ever after. why do we have to go through the constant torture of falling in love making memories then

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@badnoobpractice

8 months

fahad was there when this ex of mine burned my leg w his scooter and didn't even care to ask. fahad used to come over my flat and dress the wound every other day. fahad was thre I had a HUGE med emergency. fahad was there when I needed to take a break frm my toxic life back then

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@badnoobpractice

1 year

gonna tell my kids these were the kerala story part 1 &2 #TheKeralaStoryMovie

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@badnoobpractice

3 months

reminds me of the time when a north indian classmate was shocked offended sad bcs i haven't watched 'classics' like hera pheri and how dare i call myself a cinephile. turns out it's a malayalam film remake.

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I once offered some snacks to a colleague, from UP. She was shocked because I didn't know she was fasting for navratri. Blasphemy level looks she had. Had no clue they fasted during dasara. Also it was from her I learnt there are multiple navratris. But savan? TIL.

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4 months

this poster is my roman empire

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@badnoobpractice

9 months

from today, im gonna to post a picture here every time the waiter thinks I ordered the falooda with an extra scoop of ice cream and it was my mom who ordered the chai/coffee. this is just from this one week.

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1 year

wahaj literally said idc if you like dominating men or if you like soft men.. I CAN DO BOTH. iss saal sabse pyaaar karwaate h rahega.. #WahajAli #Murtasim #Meerasim #TereBin #MujhePyaarHuaTha #YumnaZaidi #HaniaAamir #Saad #Maheer

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5 months

we were eating biryani in the mess yday and she made faces and were mumbling stuff. so ye karna hi toh tha. majboori hey.

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india we deserve a hot PM

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10 months

idc how rich how powerful the person is y'all have no right to ask a muslim to make a public statement against the govt. We get killed lynched bullied based the clothes we wear the food we eat the place we choose to pray the person we fall in love w & the topic we choose write on

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3 months

mollywood is bringing atif aslam back ?? wtf is happening in 2024 mollywood???! whatever it is im loving it 💗💗💗💗

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9 months

saw a dream where i killed my bsf. woke up to a text from her at 4.58 am. she wanted me to block her, unfollow her ex,change my pfp, make it public and then send a request to her ex's situationship. everyday I regret walking up to her scooty & asking for a lift in BA 1st sem

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@badnoobpractice

1 year

THIS GUY IS GONNA KILL US ALL SOMEDAY 😭😭😭 #TereBin #TereBinVms #WahajAli #YumnaZaidi #Murtasim #Meerasim

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i had a terrible terrible 2022. A lot of people I loved put me through the worst. A lot of terrible things happened. Multiple times I decided to end it all but didn't want my mother to see me dead so i decided I'll just die some where far away and she'll have to never find out.

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ik for sure tovino was popular in college. don't ask me why.

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Malayalam- Native fluency English, Tamil - Bilingual/Professional Hindi- Working (i think) Telugu,Arabic,Urdu, Turkish- Can read, write & have convo Kannada, Mandarin,- Can read, write & have convo but not confident ;) Not mentioning the languages i can understand & talk a bit

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How many/which languages do y'all know?

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4 months

i hate watching rani mukharjee in interviews. like she's so dumb? entitled? lives in a bubble ? pehle there was that round table on women's safety? now i saw a snippet on someone saying iranian cinema is good and she saying im offended bcs indian cinema is the best in the world ?

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11 months

happy birthday, hany sir.

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17 days

not a delhi kid warning me about how i won't survive delhi monsoons

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18 days

there are less than 20 kids in the hostel bcs of the break and it's j me and another girl on the entire floor. I was cleaning my room and kun faya was playing on my speaker and man ke mere ye baram part came and me and that girl from end wala room started singing (read screaming

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5 months

this girl just told me she feels nice about herself whenever she dates a muslim or sikh man bcs she is contributing to the cause and not falling for the propaganda. bc ajeeb fetish ajeeb university.

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6 months

i was omw to the university enclave on an Uber bike. On our way, the whole road was saffron-clad, shouting jsr & were offering prasad on the roadside. my driver bhaiyya was like beta ye prasad nahi hai, logon ko maarke uska khoon baat raha hoon ye log. i couldn't agree more

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11 months

university hostel & my grandma-core life

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1 year

GIRLS REPEAT AFTER ME, IF HE IS NOT LIKE MURTASIM- WE DON'T WANT HIM. the guy setting bars high😭😭😭😭 #WahajAli #TereBinVms #Terebin #Meerasim #Murtasim

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10 months

after ameen died I think my parents expected his rooh to come live inside me or something. All my life all I've done is be the son they lost and be their eldest daughter at the same time. When I was in school I enjoyed being part of all these decision making and responsibilities.

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8 months

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5 months

did I tell you guys that I once met my highschool bully at the airport. she said hi and we talked and then I told her 6-7 yo son that your mom was a bully and she used to make me and my friend cry. i feel good about that day whenever I think about it.

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1 year

this song on them >>>>> #WahajAli #Murtasim #Meerasim #TereBin #MujhePyaarHuaTha #YumnaZaidi

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5 months

me and who

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1 month

can't believe archivedilfs actually listened to me and posted Rahul gandhi edit. now rahul gandhi should marry me.

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1 month

had told my mother i will not bring a child to BJP lead india. she is praying extra hard now.

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@badnoobpractice

1 year

the chaotic sibling/ bff energy they give >>>>>>>>>>> #WahajAli #Murtasim #Meerasim #TereBin #MujhePyaarHuaTha #YumnaZaidi #Mayaali @iamwahajali @mayaali07

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3 months

a few more hours I'll be 26. bye bye early and mid twenties. pehli baar royenge bdy pe

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@etho_oru_vishnu നാടിൻ്റെ ചിന്ത ഉള്ളത് കൊണ്ടാണ് bjp -free സ്റ്റേറ്റ് വേണം എന്ന് നിർബന്ധം പിടിക്കുന്നത്. ഇനി തള്ളാൻ വേണ്ടി show ഇടുന്നോർ ഉണ്ടേലും അവരും വർഗീയത കൂട്ടു പിടിച്ചല്ലല്ലോ തള്ളുന്നത്. BJP ഇല്ലാത്തതിനെ പറ്റി ആണ് പട്ടിഷോ എങ്കിൽ അത് സഹിക്കാവുന്നതേ ഉള്ളൂ.

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how insanely ignorant and entitled one has to be to just see 'veenu kedakkunna aal'. If that person got hate , it was their doing. they deserved it. did they delete the tweet ? NO. did they come back the next day to make fun of people calling her out ? YES.

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This is the last thing i'm posting about this topic..and the ones who wanted to me drag me into this can go fuck themselves

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some of y'all should stick to tweeting about your dating life and first world problem and j shut the fuck about war. everyone knows what "not picking a side'" means lol.

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so i was coming back from the gym yesterday and there was a huge traffic block and uber bhaiyya started talking. he first asked me if i was a mohamedan and where i was from. i said yes and kerala and he proceeded to ask what are your thoughts on this election. tbh I was a scared.

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the best uber bike bhaiyya story happened today. some one remind me to tweet about it tomorrow

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if you have had your heart broken, hit rock bottom in love – it shows. it shows in your eyes. no doubt, no doubt you'll be completely happy again. you'll fall in love all over again. but there are moments when you randomly listen to a song and you have to take a deep breath -

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1 year

-how many times did you watch this?? -YES #WahajAli #TereBin #YumnaZaidi #Murtasim #Meerasim

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10 months

I've spent the first 4-5 years of my life in my grandma's house. father was working abroad & mother decided to come work at my grandpa's school till he came back. So I grew up w my grandpa grandma & uncle. uncle was in school I think and we both used to sleep in this hall.

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1 year

mausam in dilli 🤌

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11 months

i don't talk to my father and I've stopped using his card for a while now. Jabse my uncles got to know about this recently and they haven't stopped sending me money. And I have three from my mother's side and one from my father's side . Deal tho acha hi he.

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then i realised it wasn't the reason. I had to help. I couldn't leave you behind. Ik you would have done the same. And mujeeb sir still thinks we are siblings because of the surname. so obv can't leave you behind to die. god bless him. And happy birthday fahad.

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@badnoobpractice

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ഇന്നലെ അവർ മീഡിയ വൺ HQ കേറി ആഘോഷിച്ചു നാളെ നമ്മളുടെ ഒക്കെ വീട്ടിൽ കേറി കൊന്നും തട്ടികൊണ്ടുപോയും വർഗ്ഗീയത ആഘോഷിക്കും.നന്മ നിറഞ്ഞ ഗോപിയെ ജയിപ്പിച്ച സാക്ഷരകേരളം ഇതിനൊക്കെ തയ്യാറെടുക്കുന്നത് നന്നായിരിക്കും.ഗോഡ്സ് ഓൺ കൺട്രി രാംസ് ഓൺ കൺട്രി ആക്കി പ്രഖ്യാപിക്കാൻ അധിക നേരം ഒന്നും വേണ്ട.

Maktoob

@MaktoobMedia

1 month

Breaking: BJP workers attack MediaOne TV headquarters amid election victory celebration Saffron-clad BJP activists threw firecrackers and tried to trespass on the channel studio premises in Kerala’s Kozhikode. The channel was previously banned for its critical coverage of RSS

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@badnoobpractice

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i have this close friend from class 12. She had an affair w this guy. Afzal was probably the sweetest person I've met , 99% a guy written by a woman kind. He was in our coaching centre for pre-meds. Eventually teachers got to know bout it. It became a big deal.

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@badnoobpractice

2 months

"mallus have a superior complex " bitch we have pinarayi vijayan shailaja teacher good beef biriyani backwaters monsoon kulukki sarbat unnakkaya boli sulaimani and fafa. of course we think we are better than you.

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@badnoobpractice

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we have over twenty mango trees in our house but this one was my fav when i was a child and it had nothing to do with the taste. i used to call it sunrise mango. it's green at first then it turns red on top and then it slowly turns reddish orange and then it looks like a sunrise.

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@badnoobpractice

4 months

random kid gave this to farzi and left.

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@badnoobpractice

3 months

how do i explain avesham and rangannan to my bollywood watching urdu speaking rekhta loving qawwali enthusiastic tunday kebab eating jannat ka sherbet drinker friend . please help.

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@badnoobpractice

4 months

yes my mother on a ooonjaaala

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@cardamomkiss

4 months

May I see a nice photo you've taken recently

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