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4 months

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4 months

What is this fruit called?

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8 months

45% students in an IIMA classroom vote that economic inequality in the country is fair 🫠 k*ll me now do it do it

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3 months

are you today's date? 2/5 no personality, can't carry a conversation, haven't read a book, "apolitical" disgusting

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1 year

fifteen days until we go back!

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1 year

Quote this with your campus pics you clicked

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8 months

they're saying stuff like "why tax the rich, it should be voluntary" as if the machinery pushing these kids into the highest tax bracket has picked them at random, or worse, the notion of merit

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2 months

@galacticidiots you were so magnetic it was almost obnoxious

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8 months

ranbir kapoor isn't seeing your edgy appreciation takes on Animal but the women in your life are and the fish in the sea are migrating far away from you

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2 years

i got into IIM Ahmedabad !! 🥳💖

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1 year

i completed my first year at IIM Ahmedabad !! 🥳💖

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2 years

i got into IIM Ahmedabad !! 🥳💖

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2 months

wait so, BJP made their whole campaign around religion and they're *checks notes* trailing in the city where they made the temple? a tad on the nose

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4 months

every time i post about IIMA/defending reservation/not engaging in discussions about it, I start getting threats in the replies and quotes where grown people look up my name and try to guess whether I am a reserved candidate or not - idk if i should laugh or be scared lol

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3 months

i hope my husband gets told by everybody we meet that they don't understand how he ever got such a cuet wife

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6 months

last few mental breakdowns at the IIMA library :(

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2 months

@lordebjork when you call i forgive and not fight

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1 year

I have come to terms with the fact that for the rest of my years I will have to field atleast one IIMA prep call every week from random colleagues' children my dad gives out my number to

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2 years

i love that every time @Twitter is mentioned in class, people look to me for guidance. yes, i am your leader.

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2 years

IIM Ahmedabad is in full bloom in december how

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2 years

the way grown men in the classrooms of the alleged top insitutute don't understand the cause and concept of representation??? I have been here for four months, and one thing I can say for my background at DU was that ATLEAST we didn't have to teach basic human decency.

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3 years

@theeaIIknower @ArianaGrande legitimately was thinking last night that the start of sweetener era was the best hair serve

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2 months

it would have been so romantic to have someone to watch the election results with. I'm a polsci major, this is my IPL/champions' league/Grand Prix/NBA final fr ♡

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8 months

i'm single handedly carrying all business for the new cafe at IIMA

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1 year

it's so pathetic to date people long term without making it clear that you might not want marriage, i would commit manslaughter

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4 months

can't write about you because it would be unrequited desperation, can't write about anyone else because it would taste like betrayal

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4 months

and when i'm back in chicago (ahmedabad) i feel it (depression)

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2 years

2// one woman highlighted that diversity and inclusion initiatives are not the place for a straight hindu man's supervision, and about 60% of the men showed up in orange kurtas the day after, making some "statement" (about their absolute lack of basic education, I'm sure)

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1 year

an evening with the cats of IIMA

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1 year

I am dreading that text from my dad asking for my PGP1 gradesheet to apply for this year's scholarship reimbursement :')

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4 months

we had a bird hit on my flight yesterday and the aircraft made loud noises for three minutes straight and i thought i was going to die so i made a list of the people who would be sad (you weren't on it)

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11 months

I could never work with a firm that asks me to repost everything they post ew lemme have a personality jeez

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7 months

you don't get your IIMA degree until you do the Apple privacy case for three separate courses

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1 year

this guy at work won't stop undermining my whole division and I'm like brother you are 27 and doing an INTERNSHIP, sorry for not being an unhappy mid-level engineer like you were at 21

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3 months

"is his potential in the room with us?" really snapped me out of it

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3 months

every day i breathe through the anger instead of telling his employer what he did

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2 months

i refuse to accept that the juniors are now PGP2s??? excuse me. i'm the PGP2

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2 years

i summoned three cats today through sheer will. i am the cat whisperer and will accept no lesser honour.

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2 years

this week last year I was signing up to sit for the CAT exam; today I took my first two midterms at IIMA - life is wild

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2 years

I hate that sometime in the last year I turned an age at which you cannot simply pack your bags and go home when it stops being fun. Everybody here is so grown up, do they still feel this? I feel like an ungrateful child for wanting to go back.

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10 months

humans of lucknow isn't a thing because all they do is drink chai at 7AM at Sharma's and then hang out at Summit/1090 pursuing the most unemployable and aimless degree you can think of

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2 years

are you okay? i see you

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2 years

or in other words, fucking went through it this year

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3 months

if the northern lights ever start showing up here, can one of you do me a solid and call? i might be sleeping

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1 year

I love it when women say "I couldn't have done it without you" to their boyfriends because we all internally know she would have done it better without them

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4 months

need a pradhan mantri me and who yojana in the manifestos asap

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4 months

Sabrina Carpenter waving at Barry Keoghan during her #Coachella set.

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1 year

I'm actually very excited for a few of the courses coming up in Term 4, particularly one on Public Policy Design - my undergraduate field colliding with IIMA yay!

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1 year

they're playing Baby by Justin Bieber while celebrating Ambedkar Jayanti here in Bombay

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2 years

I'm looking at the scoreboard and the FRA - 0 looks an awful lot like my gradesheet

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1 year

every now and then i realise that i'm in the final year of my masters degree and i feel OLD

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11 months

i love hearing about the Byju's downfall. it makes my day x10 better

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🚨🆕Exclusive: Byju’s skips Rs 45-50 cr payments to Salesforce and other data management tools; employees lose access

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7 months

i wish i had a class rn so that i could go non verbal for three hours with the passive notion of productivity

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4 months

it's that time of year again when my father asks me to take the UPSC 🙂

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2 months

i don't want to hear one word against UP from now on

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1 year

the airport people upgraded my seat, this is already shaping up to be a great second year! this is the official thread for everything good that happens this year.

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3 months

i'm a grocery list made on a blocked chat

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some people are poetry, some people are essays

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@MsRenukanagaraj jo hum se jale, side hoke chale

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2 months

STOP giving the men in finance more attention please they are already insufferable

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4 months

bro yeh jagah mera void to scream into tha, log reply kyu kar rahe hai

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2 months

sledging ka +2 points

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Amit Shah looking up for best resorts in town.

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3 months

and one day they will ask me to come back to delhi university after all that i would have accomplished... and it will be to collect that unfortunate bachelors' degree

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3 months

this year will mark the first murakami release that i will be employed for, and that's worth living till november 26

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4 months

omg i just remembered my frontal lobe isn't fully developed yet, i have time y'all i love it

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1 year

Blake Lively is actually doing us A SERVICE by tanking It Ends With Us so that every person who picks up a Colleen Hoover book is ashamed of themselves

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2 years

3// to think that these are the people who will go on to take up prestigious middle management roles in some time. They find it safe to express themselves in this fashion in a regulated CLASSROOM SETTING. It only gets worse.

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booking a cab in blr is a two person three apps each job

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1 year

I am watching all the seniors post stories of their lasts at IIMA - I will simply not survive that a year from now, I am barely surviving the idea that I'm somehow supposed to move to mumbai next month

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11 months

me alternating between three cities to pick my favourite of the day

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1 year

@ComicWritingPhD There's also an early decision factor - IPM kids knew from the beginning of their degree that they would do an MBA, and they benefit from that, as they should. The cons pointed out in this thread are faced by IIM students everywhere. A tad pointless to fret over this.

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9 months

for real, what are they doing

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9 months

not one person has ever given me a straight answer on what a product manager is

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8 months

the boyfriend of my friend is in the list of names i've got IN RED UNDERLINED - i keep the scores, i note the icks, i am the eyes that passively observe his moves. i am the check and balance the universe created to vet this buddyboi.

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8 years

@HazalKaya110 I watch Adini Feriha Koydum. I am a big big fan!!!

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1 month

should i hard launch my employment status on linkedin or wait till monday

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8 months

the pick me girls picked me to be their leader

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7 months

i go to class and five people text me asking me to study - babe i showed up, one battle at a time please

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8 months

@notprajot we already read Namit Arora in a first year compulsory course, but the dissonance between "globe" courses v. others is stark. the plot worsens when i point out that this was happening in a course about Morals and Ethics lol.

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1 year

people who understand what colours I mean by "rani" and "firozi" are the real ones

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1 month

i have accidentally shopped a little and i'm afraid the workplace isn't ready for my fits

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10 months

every time i see olivia rodrigo or billie eilish or emma chamberlain or

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4 months

what gives you the right to come back to the city that i live in

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8 months

omw to drink a little coffee at 8PM (and ruin my life)

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@cagatayulusoyy I watch Adini Feriha Koydum. I am a big big fan of you, Emir!!!!

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11 months

I miss the easy living of Delhi and buying new jhumkas every week

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3 months

the "spoiler alert: it absolutely does work out for you!" reels are keeping me going

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1 year

my irl comfort couple broke up and I feel like a child of divorce

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4 months

anyway, don't be a stranger (but we will be, it is inevitable. i cannot do a damned thing about it. i will become an anecdote at reunions and you will reuse my jokes on others and we will wonder in a few years that things could be so much easier if we were young again)

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8 months

the buttons on the wrong side in men's clothing throw me off, i imagine this is how it feels to drive in the US

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4 months

remind myself the way you faded till i left

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4 months

"when will you want to learn about me" is sending me (down a spiral of reflective thoughts that will make me cry tonight)

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@meanwhile666

4 months

when i was 18 i was sitting on my then-boyfriend’s lap watching him play video games and i suddenly i asked “why do we only do things you like to do? when will you wanna learn about me?” and he got distressed and didnt answer and then broke up with me 2 days later

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the professor and students in my Marketing class not only denied the existence of pink tax but defended it. MBA is for suckers, why am I here lol. these people have zero capacity for social awareness.

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1 month

pulled him in tighter each time he was drifting away

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1 year

something about being twenty and listening to norman fucking rockwell as a direction-less undergraduate in delhi

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4 months

where'd you go, alley rose

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9 months

i saw a girl at the airport with nothing but a silly little purse and i fully intend to do this once before college ends - travel with no laptop, only earphones and a lip balm

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3 years

everybody spends at least a year thinking they can be a singer and honestly, good for them

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11 months

I put a restriction on Instagram app usage after 11PM because my anxiety was getting really bad lately. Let's see how it goes. (I know I'm post this at 2AM on another social media app but I already slept and woke up, will sleep again bye)

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9 months

mitski will write this and put it to the most off key electric guitar known to mankind

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