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APIGuy

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1 year

@charlubby “Yeah, MOM - it’s cuz I’m an asshole!”

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@chinesegon wild, we don’t really have guys like that at Harvard

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@sigfig

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if cash is worth less over time due to inflation - is it "cheaper" to finance everything as long as the interest rate is not greater than inflation?

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6 months

“mom please come pick me up, i am at the 2024 asymmetric warfare convention, theyre airgapping their drones”

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New Russian Russian FPV drone with a coil of thin fiber optic cable over 10 kilometers long. The drone transmits digital, real-time video over a 10.5km spool of fiber-optic cable. This kind of drone is almost impossible to stop with EW.

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1 year

Little something for the people to keep in mind

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2 years

If a sweaty billionaire walked in with a sink and asked me to be “hardcore” I would opt in

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11 days

@uncle_deluge @MarmotRespecter harder to shoot a skipping target, its the free mans movement

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8 months

@GeebMinister it’s gotta be in a deli

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1 year

When my mom asks me if I know how half the vodka froze in the fridge

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APIGuy

@api_assasin

15 days

seems like a hack as long as you can make payments (ahhhh)

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11 months

oh no…

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8 months

@mister_shroom lol, Mr Shroom, lmao even

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2 years

@magicianbrain Coders learn new tech and paradigms every day, the job changes from code, to deployment, to maintaining… I think we are used to change and disruption in ways a lot of other industries aren’t

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9 months

hi, sun expert here! this is not funny, suns only do this when they’re in extreme distress.

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9 months

For every 10 likes I’ll yaasify Henry Kissinger more:

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@api_assasin

1 year

I respect OPs boundaries and they are absolutely entitled to controlling who contacts them But… This is pretty hard working and shows Hutzpah - it will 100% work with certain people Cold calling is fine, your phone number used to be public knowledge - I’m worried for the well

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2 years

@growing_daniel I just heard a bald eagle shriek in the distance and the room was filled with the smell of apple pie 🫡

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2 years

@QuetzalThoughts I argued that from an outsider perspective a lot of racial inequality in the US could be explained as class discrimination and my professor did noooot like that one

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8 months

Could it be Keynesian economics is working and we are getting “better” at monetary policy?

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This is such a great chart for showing off how good economists have gotten at stabilizing the economy.

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5 months

@creatine_cycle you got off easy - one time i forgot to reason from first principles and they shot my dog in front of my kids

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2 months

i hate this

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8 months

@mister_shroom Is it a key you have elsewhere in your code?

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3 months

@airkatakana ah, it just assumed you like modern art

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1 year

Paul Graham asked me what my moat was and when I couldn’t answer his kid came out of hiding and broke my fucking knees with a bat

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9 months

@var_epsilon Silver spoons don’t work well into adulthood if you don’t learn to also use it as a shovel

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5 months

this is where i post from

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1 year

@RandomSprint Top ten anime betrayals

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9 months

@Noahpinion “This is not the unethical ‘doxxing’ because *I* decided it was in the public interest”

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1 year

Can I say something without anyone getting mad at me?

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

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1 year

Warning: Caving Should Be Done With A Guide!!

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4 months

airchat is a psyop so they can clone your voice

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15 days

@rankintweets this is the kind of thing i am phishing for - theres arbs and risk free carries for those with the eyes to see

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@Authw8 everything is priced in 😭

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10 months

@EstrogenBlood @sigfig He’s the watcher

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@api_assasin

2 years

@WillManidis I’m coding my own tiktok so freaking fast RN, I’ll trade stock for adderall and cigarettes

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10 months

@tekbog “I ran outta drugs”

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2 years

@MattZeitlin @veryfinanceguy And at a value much much higher than it probably would have been otherwise - all he had to do was eat some humble pie

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1 year

@billyhumblebrag Yes - it was *googles* AI 😂

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6 months

@nearcyan last boat out

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@api_assasin

7 months

@QuinnyPig Lmao, there’s a whole chapter about that in this: Cloud FinOps

Cloud Finops, 2nd Edition: Collaborative, Real-Time Cloud Value Decision Making

FinOps brings financial accountability to the variable spend model of cloud. Used by the majority of global enterprises, this management practice has grown from a fringe activity to the de facto...

www.google.com

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@inconcel oh, i thought the first thing was that you have to pay it back - this would be like the third thing maybe

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APIGuy

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10 months

@yacineMTB Honestly, this execution and reading about the tech in Meta/engineering culture really made me do a 180 on the guy, he’s not some college kid running social media, he’s a juggernaut

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11 months

My dream job tbh

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6 months

@durandalcomplex i would say this counts

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8 months

@SwiftOnSecurity i have seen the light and i am a new man

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1 year

@beginanon @a_real_society @SillyGoose_Guy @johntrified Oh you’ll catch crabs alright

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2 years

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@annaarthoe honestly i respect the pivot

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1 year

@growing_daniel Never thought I would see the day a dude thought he was getting gaslit about sex being *too* good

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7 months

i think youre all amazing

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2k, i used to dream of nights like this AMA

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@Spencer_Gray interesting...thats a cool way to put it

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1 year

Who’s y’all’s dream lethal injection rotation?

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2 months

@Nexuist maybe there’s no secret sauce

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2 years

@NezukoSocial They saved hentai artists so much time!

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1 year

@ryxcommar That’s exactly the kind of hard hitting logistics I would expect from such a venerable institution of commerce

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11 months

@83dollaroring PHD in art history

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1 year

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1 year

@eigenrobot Mr Robot, I am happy to help you as you have helped me : my time has come You could set up AWS but that’s probably overpowered for what you need. What is the function doing? A simple calculation or calling out to the internet? May I suggest the smallest tier Linode box, for a

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1 year

@bradneuberg Continually struck by how little we actually understand all the touch points between our systems and the world. How can we model such a complex system? The finality of the implications and response to these issues is the most concerning to me, especially if the effects are real

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9 months

@skooookum She wanted to go “skook-lunking” in your caverns

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9 months

@soychotic Oh, you mean those guys who need postman to use APIs?

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3 months

@shakoistsLog I use 4o almost exclusively - not seeing the lack of accuracy others claim

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10 months

7 years without alcohol the other week Stopped going to those meetings, but I want the 10y coin when it comes With family time coming up and holidays it can be stressful, if you feel like you need a drink (but know it won’t help) give me a DM instead, we can talk through it ❤️

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1 year

@growing_daniel All of this was started by Russian aggression against Wagner, any other opinion is blind

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@Andr3jH

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1 year

@queasy_f_bby Fun fact: it’s whatever is left over from the manufacturing runs, they add the color as part of the last step, so it’s all white until then! The mystery stuff used to be thrown away.

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@allgarbled am i out of touch? no, it is the customer who is wrong

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4 months

took a break from twitter and read some books, theyre like twitter but the words are smarter and less funny

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4 months

is brain eating worm a thing? how do i avoid that

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4 months

we made it boys!

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1 year

@largemotorcycle He’s like if an A&R signed SupaHotFire

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9 months

@runaway_vol I appreciate that, thank you - I will follow your advice I’m just trying not to carry it with me, it’s just a deep cut

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5 months

@yacineMTB besides teams being bad, horribly terribly bad, this is such a terrible situation and honestly they deserve it for trading on good will like this i cant imagine creating a critical package, maintaining it for years, not making any money from it, and getting this - its just not

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1500 was the goal I set for this account when I made it about a year ago, at that time I had never posted, only lurked, since then I’ve let the path meander and my interest in growth maxxxing to wane been a great ride, looking forward to whatever comes next with you all ❤️

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11 months

@PoorOldRoloTony Apparently someone has pissed in the pit at every show - was watching moshers slip in it

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4 months

me after being rejected by FAANG

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APIGuy

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1 year

@nullpointered Damn, I do all this with my girlfriend - ick inbound

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1 year

@severeengineer @___frye I am not prepared to be turning 30 in a couple years

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1 year

Real builders are communicating via HAM radio on the interstate, not in group chats way too late 🧘

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1 year

@thechosenberg “Don’t worry, son, your powers manifest soon”

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6 months

@acutelysweaty how could you be so reckless as to share that intel here??

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@api_assasin

8 months

bro, the VPs invited me to their bathroom vape sesh, turns out the mad lads can do rings and shit and no one can stop them cuz they’re VPs - i watched one of them give a swirlie to the head of HR while they yelled “DEIs NUTs!” fucking legend anyway you need to grab your shit and

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@nearcyan Many such cases

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