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Yakubian Prodigy. Lisan Al Gaib. 305lb Bench Press. Persona fan. king of satire. 22,000 hours on Destiny private account: @ChefRisesAgain_

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Imallexx reading the qrts not knowing that the document was dropped
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Alex Elmslie
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@FEART0XIC @Dazzy_XD @RedJellyFox @ItsVecUwU @AllStarBacon Sorry im not nice when it comes to admitting to sexual abuse and manipulation 😞 peace ✌️
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@xLaserCookiex @rickyberwick You probably want minors to talk to
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@TheGhostOfHope If I had that maxis statue I’m taping a fleshlight on her pussy and raw dogging that statue non stop 24/7 365 no lube
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@nbablaxo @somgoku54 Even if he died he would’ve gotten to spawn and been kicked after 2 minutes. He died going 1/53 at best
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The witness when the 12 man fireteam pulls up for the eighth time to farm the exotic
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@xLaserCookiex @rickyberwick Why so defensive when people say you wanna talk to minors
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BETHESDA DECANONIZED NEW VEGAS AND UPDATED FALLOUT 4 IN THE SAME DAY AS DROPPING THE SHOW REAL FALLOUT FANS STAY WINNING
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The twitter validation haunting fallen chungus every time he doesn’t threaten to kill himself
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back from the hospital. not sure if anyone reached out to my family or anything but I survived. I don't wanna make this long after everything but essentially I'll just be taking a long break. An actual one this time. See y'all later.
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@DattosDestiny I just tried encounter 4 with no guide this is how I’m feeling
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@g0rejira Do not believe gorejiras lies. This skin is in the game.
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In honor of Black Ops V/VI This is the play that won me my tv four years ago
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@DeJected_Axe Don’t know who made it but it exists
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I need an OLDER WOMAN to MOLEST ME
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@awesumzombiefac Did someone mention child soldiers
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@JaneIsLive The fact that they were trying to just make a little joke and you made it out to be this big hate campaign is telling.
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@nicholasdeorio Whole ass side quests in this drama god damn
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Frontiers is ten times the game odyssey is but yall ain’t ready for that talk
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Super Mario Odyssey gameplay premier VS Sonic Frontiers gameplay premiere
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@Vondyispog Ads on the vid btw
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Lowkey we gotta kill redditors who post shit like this
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TITANFALL 2 IS 3 DOLLARS ON STEAM!?!?
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@ForwardLeaks COD devs after making people pay $8 for a fucking hamster
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Another to the team
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@fallenchungus Finish the mission.
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Maxis: raaah I am free you ruined my lesbian relationship Edward “Walk Em Down” Richtofen:
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@MbKKssTBhz5 @UntilPersona MIDORI YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GOAT
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You are a new gen newgrounds user, primarily indoctrinated by FNF. You will never know the true newgrounds child. There is only fnf for you and madness combat for your people. You will never be a true newgrounds user
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PLEASE. WHY DOESNT NEWGROUNDS HAVE AN APP YET. I WOULD DITCH THIS PLACE IN A HEARTBEAT IF IT DID
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@SuperBoJackson Poser. YWNBAR
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@solovinylo @InkfishDraws So you’re a loser
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@Kittyh8rz I’m 18 let’s do it
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@BiterCrazdLoner I think the best way to describe Sonichu and the medallion is like sukuna’s finger. Once the user takes it they get taken over by the force itself. Just like in jjk with the shibuya incident, Chris loses control of Sonichu (i.e: 2020 body takeover.)
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Community subplot: are these teasers real? The whole motto was the truth lies. MrRoflWaffles subplot:
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@BobNetworkUK Mr President do I handle it
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@capitalspidey He who pulls me out will be named King Arthur
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@MbKKssTBhz5 Hello Midori
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@dryas_c0met @TheEternalNut1 There’s something deeply emotionally wrong with you bro
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@nicholasdeorio @DestinyBulletn What pissed me off the most is how Zavala, someone who came to terms with the loss of his family, instantly backtracks and wants them back. It made me mad. Even after he realizes the witness is lying he still goes and makes a stupid decision and it cost him his light.
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LeCancun LeWashed LeBrick LeChoke LeStatpad LeDictator LeKlutch LeFraud LeBubble LeDisney LePenis LeFart LeMickey LeCrybaby LeBald LeActress LeNarrative LeManipulator LeBrick LeBallhog LeBallstopper LeCramp LeBum LeFoot Leliminated
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Yall remember when i stopped that hurricane
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Who fw emo girls
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#NewProfilePic thanks for the amazing art of fortnite Alear @RotomDocs !!!!!!!!!
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This mf would solve the zodiac killer in an instant
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HE'S COMING
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Kuma rn
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the fact that kuma thinks heihachi is still alive is genuinely making me sad
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@BobNetworkUK HEAD SHED GAVE THE GREENLIGHT ITS TIME FOR THE NIGHTMARES
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How is it still frozen? Does the weather not work?
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First logo for ‘FROZEN 3’
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I can’t wait for valve to pull the plug on your stupid fucking game so deadlock can launch
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Miiverse's "Yeah", #TF2 Edition. (+ Row 1) #FixTF2
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@fallenchungus Does he suicide bait again
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The knight AI bots when I get on top of something
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can we delete this fucking killer :33333
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@stone_toss The guy who milks the same joke about reloading random household objects is mad that someone got famous from one joke
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“Are you ready for your leaking lessons?” Bobnetwork gulps Tom Henderson breathes heavily Zippo nods nervously Vondyispog sighs HeyimAlaix dry heaves Vergeben gets teary eyed GTA 6 kid stares blankly “Yes Miss Midori” they say in unison
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STAND UP NOW AND FACE THE SUN HIDE MY TAIL AND TURN AND RUN ITS TIME TO DO WHAT MUST BE DONE BE A KING WHEN KINGDOM COME
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I need an OLDER WOMAN to MOLEST ME
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Can you strangle me to death
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WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS WASHED ASS MOTHERFUCKING FRANCHISE WHERE IS PERSONA 3 I NEED AIGIS IN FORTNITE
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Fortnite x Avatar — Official Korra Key Art 🔥
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Reddit, peak, peak, reddit, peak, reddit in that order.
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I would’ve killed them you’re just ass buddy
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LMFAOOOO WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? #BO6 #BO6BETA
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@iFunny @AsscheekaIsland @PSoviet45 @PAYDAYGame I heard you like little boys and girls
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@stab3ry Kotone and aigis in Fortnite
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
@catb0icarti
i am cat ✂️
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my attempt at heroic hope from #fortnite 🐈‍⬛
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@cannedluigi Marry me please
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Me and my favorite oomfs
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I should add that Crash Bandicoot 4 clears both of them no diff
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@sadieshinigami @DestinyBulletn It was hurting the witness a lot
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I started using the 4chan dating app it might be time to end it all
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Bo6 might genuinely be my favorite cod game of all time
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You a pedophile
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@awesumzombiefac I meant that as in I’m opening IBIS paint right now and making it myself
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@unkyndled Please abuse me
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I’m moving
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@baegle527
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you’re 4 inches deep inside kiriko and junkerqueen is 4 inches deep inside you are you moving forwards or backwards?
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New pfp made by my bestie @aliashere_ !!!! It’s kotone as my destiny hunter!!! She even has malfeasance and lucky pants on!!!!
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THEY TOOK HIM FROM US. THEY FUCKING TOOK HIM FROM US.
@CincinnatiZoo
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Meet handsome new silverback - Harambe! http://t.co/ZJgPBl4GIk http://t.co/eflEouX6ft
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I would lay down my life for you
@Teahgan
𝒯𝑒𝒶𝒽𝑔𝒶𝓃
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midwestern miku🩵
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@notblametruth You play xdefiant stfu 🤣🤣🤣
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THATS NOT ME GUYS THATS NOT ME I SWEAR
@nicestboy100
cirrus / cherieꜝ﹒﹒🪷
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@Kittyh8rz I’m level 153 on Fortnite can you please do things to me
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I’m cooking on the DJ app
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@g0rejira Tf do you mean this aged poorly
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@fallenchungus You should probably choose the 10 billion dollars if you’re as poor as you claim to be
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Everyone is wrong. Persona 3 Reload is the best OP.
@X_DieSometimes
DieSometimes 🍉
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Respectfully disagree. Nothing gets me more hooked than that opening piano. Also the transition from Yosuke to Chie>>>>>>>
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Please be next
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Reply to her with the most cursed fkn gooner comics you can find. I'm talking digital circus. I'm talking hazbin hotel. I'm talking furrymon. If you reply with good ones, I'll dub the male voices with her after her debut tomorrow. Drop her a follow to know when it's time.
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@nicholasdeorio @DestinyBulletn It really showed the stakes they want when they butcher Zavala and I really do enjoy that. Was the decision to pursue the darkness stupid? Yes. Was it well written? In my opinion, yes. I hate the backtracking but I just really enjoy it.
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@Theglitched5 @nbablaxo @somgoku54 Although that’s possible he would have eventually hit a wall, possibly even in his spawn depending on map and mode
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I FEEL LIKE IM FUCKING L FROM DEATH NOTE PIECING THIS SHIT TOGETHER LIKE THERES NO WAY THIS THING ISNT A DEMON
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This thing is actually demonic no joke.
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@Der3zzed_ @capitalspidey NASA physicians will need to split an atom to remove my tongue from her asshole
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@nicholasdeorio @DestinyBulletn Ikora is known to make deceptive and impulsive decisions and witch queen showed that. Even then she still managed to be more level headed than Zavala which is extremely uncharacteristic of both of them. However I’d be lying if I said I didn’t love this dlc.
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@kittycatjumping ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME PLEAS EPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ME ME ME ME ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING I’LL BUY YOU ALL THE FORTNITE SKINS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Forgot one
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@MentaMinty
🎃 Spoopy J un !! 🍂
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I LOVE THE ZOMBIES COMMUNITY IN 2024 FINALLY NO MORE HOMOPHOBIC LOSERS!!!!!!!!
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This chick in my class has some hazbin hotel toy I fucking hate English
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I’d kill myself if I ever got caught doin this
@RickyVT_
Ricky | VTuber ARC 🐦‍⬛⛓️
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Since you’re 5’4 I went down to your level to talk to you 🖤
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Koromaru when he gets hit with that poison mist
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The frame after this was like 9/11
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